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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Aide, Isreal DMW Proposes Marriage To Girlfriend & She Said 'Yes' (Pix) by joetem(m): 4:07pm On Apr 05, 2022
Anyways, money realised from prostrating for Davido is enough to feed his family
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga's Fiancée, Eniola Hails Him, Shares Pre-Wedding Photos by joetem(m): 2:12pm On Apr 05, 2022
These two people are inconsiderate. How can two very short people be in the same ship, them no consider their pikins.... At least dem for do genetic correction by marrying someone who is tall. Not these kinda thing.

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Crime / Re: Three Missing Abuja Siblings Found, Police Say Victims Abandoned, Distressed by joetem(m): 9:09am On Apr 05, 2022
the story isnt complete, the kids were rescued from where and from who.... the case will die down because larger percentage of the populace are fools... No one asks real questions, rubbish persists unchallenged. I sorry for Nigeria

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian Man With 9 Wives Plans To Marry 2 More & Have Babies With All Of Them by joetem(m): 8:32pm On Apr 04, 2022
people go dey help am nack those babes. which kain food hin go dey chop to sustain the energy?
Crime / Re: Hausa Motorcyclists And "Area Boys" Clash In Ipaja, Lagos, One Dead (Photos) by joetem(m): 4:52pm On Apr 04, 2022
Fahdiga:
Who won?

abokis
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, KSA, Others At Ebenezer Obey's 80th Birthday Party (Photos) by joetem(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2022
sunny, Obey and Shina peters used to be the Davido, wizkid and Burna boy of those days..... Yoruba people sabi entertainment shaaa

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Religion / Re: Is It True That Some Pastors Fornicate With Their Members? by joetem(m): 10:57am On Apr 04, 2022
Truvelisback:
Na which kind question u dey ask? U dey ask question like person wey just come from Village. Are u just aware of things like this? Or is it only pastors that do such?

this is what happens when kids are allowed to use internet... they begin to ask some funny questions

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Politics / Re: Ochanja Roundabout, Before And After The Cleanups (Photos) by joetem(m): 10:52am On Apr 04, 2022
joelbooks:
Chai , these people are too dirty


Haba

this is too shameful and unbelievable


Centre of the city like this




I agree, we the igbos are very dirty, any markets we occupy especially in Lagos is always dirty... Ladipo, alaba and computer village comes to mind

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Politics / Re: Two Million People Will Start Receiving ₦20bn Monthly From June - FG by joetem(m): 10:23am On Apr 04, 2022
All these story thrive because larger percentage of Nigerians are fools

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Celebrities / Re: M.I. Abaga Set To Marry Eniola Mafe (Photos) by joetem(m): 6:04am On Apr 04, 2022
OGraffix:
The babe is hot shocked


Happy marriage life MI

Shey u touch her body to feel the temperature? Abi small breast wey shey display your head don dey hot
Religion / Re: Sister Kate: I Wear The Hijab Because My Backside Can Make Men Miss Heaven by joetem(m): 10:13pm On Apr 03, 2022
Kdon2:


So Nigeria is now part of middle east ba? Balance view my ass.

children shouldnt be allowed to be using internet
Religion / Re: Sister Kate: I Wear The Hijab Because My Backside Can Make Men Miss Heaven by joetem(m): 6:47pm On Apr 03, 2022
Kdon2:


You are just deliberately bias.

nothing bias here, its a balanced view, and thatz what it is
Family / Re: Is Cheating Enough Reason To Leave A Legal Marriage ? by joetem(m): 3:45pm On Apr 03, 2022
Fahdiga:
Not applicable to women but a man can dump any woman that cheated on him. African men doesn't cheat. It is our God given right

Are you kidding me right now And who gave you that right? What makes women exempted from that same bright
Religion / Re: Sister Kate: I Wear The Hijab Because My Backside Can Make Men Miss Heaven by joetem(m): 12:53pm On Apr 03, 2022
Kdon2:


Everything is wrong with it! Hanhan!


Nothing is wrong with it, all those characters u see it the bible all wore the hijab, its the middle east mode of dressing, just like we have iro and buba here

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Travel / Re: Planning Of Relocating From North To The South West. by joetem(m): 12:07pm On Apr 03, 2022
uncletunsman:
Good evening to every member of this noble forum. Please, I need practical advice or guidance as I will be relocating from Kano to Akure with my family. Your advice, suggestions and shared experiences will be highly appreciated.
The moderator kindly moves this to the front page.

Akure is the most organized city in southwest, quiet place, but u must have a viable biz plan to survive. cash flow is quite low but the environment is sane. You can bring foodstuffs from Kano to sell, you kids will have good education as well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by joetem(m): 8:34pm On Apr 02, 2022
chelsea collect from cultist
Foreign Affairs / Re: Medvedev: ‘new Financial Order’ Emerges As Sanctions Fail To Affect Russia by joetem(m): 12:11pm On Apr 02, 2022
gambojimeta:

Inflation is about to bite harder.


All these are happening and people are focusing on oyinbo fight, when are we going to stop these mumu things we do

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UKRAINE WAR; Dead Bodies Pile Up - Graphics Photos by joetem(m): 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2022
people dieing in the Northern Nigeria daily are more than this and we all choose to look away
Foreign Affairs / Re: Medvedev: ‘new Financial Order’ Emerges As Sanctions Fail To Affect Russia by joetem(m): 10:37pm On Apr 01, 2022
Uprightness100:
The Physical Collaspe of Nomerica may be faster than we say.

I have said Repeatedly that Biden/Harris Presidency was specifically appointed for that

The US Dollar is being crippled on all Fronts.
If the Saudis fufill their threats with th Petro dollars and this Russian rupee deal comes to fruition, then u can as well say bye bye to Nomerica's financial hold.

The World is being is being rolled up. We are living in the Book of revelation.
The End is at Hand! Repent and Believe the Gospel of JESUS Christ. There is no more time .

shey u dey whine me ni.... i still bought dollar ₦584 today, its tending towards ₦600. Leave yankee alone, talk about failing ₦. a big loaf of bread is now ₦700, due to shortage of flour/wheat and increase in cost of production it may end up at ₦1000 per loaf. Channel this energy to reawaken Nigerian youths to vote rightly.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hungary Accused Of Inflating Number Of Ukrainian Arrivals To Seek EU Funds by joetem(m): 10:25pm On Apr 01, 2022
Hungary is hungry
Politics / Re: Why FEC Rejected Amaechi’s N3.7bn Security Proposal - Leaked Memo by joetem(m): 1:20pm On Apr 01, 2022
i said it here that this guy could be richer than dangote, una no believe
Politics / Re: Nigerian Policeman Tenders Resignation Over Poor Pay, Inability To Feed - PHOTO by joetem(m): 10:20am On Apr 01, 2022
Timoleon:
The same Police that are quick to harass and
maim civilians who are protesting for their interests. Make e go learn hand work. He probably has one Okada he has seized(stolen) from a rider. Na that one e wan go use hold body.

The breakfast continues.


Karma is already his passenger if he is using stolen bike
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Shocked That I Don't Know My Neighbour's Name For 2years. by joetem(m): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2022
BirtherOfKings:
I don't agree
Its a sign of unfriendliness
That neighbour can be ur ticket out of poverty or all d contracts u need to be a billionaire
These days, everyone is doing biz with someone dey know well
Better change..wat u are looking for in Sokoto is in ur shokoto kiss kiss
If u know,u know

its still doesnt matter, i had similar experience and i didnt get to know my neighbours name for long... I sell cars, so one day his relative send him cars to sell and he handed them over to me. I got to know his name when i wanted to do transfer to him

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Business / Re: Alex Ekwueme & Olasubomi Balogun Story: Nobody Knows Tomorrow (Pictures) by joetem(m): 9:25am On Apr 01, 2022
tayo60:
Igbos and Yorubas of then loved each other but reverse is the case now. But where did the hatred come from?

Northern politicians planted the hatred so that we wont have united south... that is why Nigeria is not moving forward. A united south will fight the common enemy and we will have our peace, freed and prosperity yanfunyanfun

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by joetem(m): 7:53am On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.

The girl isnt telling you the truth , just using this to seek financial help by extortion.

Tell her to give birth, u will do dNA after, if the baby is urs u will pay for all the cost. Truth will come out afterwards... the babe na yahoo girl
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by joetem(m): 7:50am On Apr 01, 2022
Iyaebe:
So you are this wicked? Not even minding the emotional trauma she’ll pass through


Are u the girl? this na yahoo format nah..!! the maga should not pay jooor
Celebrities / Re: Portable Crashes His Range Rover by joetem(m): 2:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
this kain ugly person no fit get enemy joor, instead make he blame alcohol and drugs
Politics / Re: Kaduna Train Bombing Among 10 Major Global Rail Attacks Since 2010 by joetem(m): 9:35pm On Mar 30, 2022
records have shown that, those sitting at the second t the last coach of a train are the safest, sense wee not kee me
Politics / Re: World Bank Says Number Of Poor Nigerians Will Rise To 95.1 Million In 2022 by joetem(m): 9:38am On Mar 30, 2022
another1:


https://punchng.com/poor-nigerians-to-hit-95-1m-in-2022-says-wbank/


Tell them to shut up, its already more than that... its about 120 million
Religion / Re: Youtube Spiritual Teaching--herbs & Mystics (solutions To Life Issues) by joetem(m): 2:06am On Mar 30, 2022
Robinho22:
Do This If You Are Unable To Complete Your Building ��



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C19rd5uVCY

I think people should appreciate you for your contents, thanks for enlightening the world with these tips, i will try out some and give testimonies
Foreign Affairs / Re: At Least 3 Dead In Snowy Pileup Of Dozens Of Vehicles In Pennsylvania, Usa(Pics) by joetem(m): 11:27pm On Mar 29, 2022
Uprightness100:
Crazy jam there! Condolences to the Dead.

These are kind of Scenes that will be all over the Nations of the world, one of these days when JESUS appears in the sky to Rapture his Children out of here.

It's gonna be Worldwide Commotions, as pilots and those in vehicles who are Saved and washed in the Blood of JESUS will mysteriously disappear from their vehicles and planes.

can u just stop celebrating doom and do proper preaching?
Food / Re: Nigerian Food Critic, Chef Opeyemi, Shares His Experience Eating Crocodile by joetem(m): 7:20pm On Mar 29, 2022
pocohantas:


How are we supposed to know how python tastes? The only message I see here is that you’ve eaten both python and crocodile. cry cry

python taste like a blend turkey and fish

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