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Business / Re: FG Delists Loan Apps, Vows More Clampdowns by Joetttimua1811(m): 7:29am On Jul 22, 2023
Liberty Assured Limited should be delisted sharp sharp. 86k to pay 236+
Health / Re: Itching, Boil On My Joystick: How Did This Happen Please? by Joetttimua1811(m): 3:27am On Jun 25, 2023
Hmmmmm nothing man no go see for NL
Health / Re: See How You Can Use Soursop Leaves Water To Flush Off Toxins In The Human Body by Joetttimua1811(m): 3:24am On Jun 25, 2023
Ok
Culture / Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Joetttimua1811(m): 2:14pm On Jun 22, 2023
Who chop Bellefull go still hungry.

Na the size of plate wey you carry borrow gari you go still take return am.

Who belleful no dey do longer throat.

Rat wey take speed enter snake hole the speed wey he dey carry commot dey pass the one e carry enter.

Person no fit kill snake make even the skin no reach am chop.

Wetin goat see keep quiet if dog 🐕 see am e no go let person rest with barking.

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Politics / Re: Army Lieutenant, Other Senior Officers Batter, Flog Junior Female Soldier (pics) by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:46am On Jan 27, 2023
Na women matter..... Them no born male officer to try that shit.
Nairaland / General / Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:15am On Jan 26, 2023
I don delete women since oooo, though it's not easy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Could This Job Offer Be Scam!!! by Joetttimua1811(m): 5:18pm On Jan 05, 2023
It's scam don't fall for it o
Food / Re: Will You Prefer This As December Gift? by Joetttimua1811(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2022
Hope say then never choose finish cos na the last one I choose oooo @Mosdii
Politics / Re: Tinubu In Kaduna, Vows To Eliminate Kidnappers, Bandits by Joetttimua1811(m): 9:36am On Dec 14, 2022
Make e eliminate shaky shaky hands and poo poo nyash first grin grin grin[center][/center][center][/center][center][/center]
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Joetttimua1811(m): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
You can write on a paper politely and hang/drop where they can see.

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Family / Re: A Sample Of Bride Price In UGEP, Yakurr LGA Of Cross River State (Pictures) by Joetttimua1811(m): 11:31pm On Dec 03, 2022
udumosam23:


I don book myself already bro. Make im just provide one canopy for nairalanders.


Op come out come respond oooo, we dey ground for you.
Family / Re: A Sample Of Bride Price In UGEP, Yakurr LGA Of Cross River State (Pictures) by Joetttimua1811(m): 10:46pm On Dec 03, 2022
Op drop the address maybe I fit attend as NL family representative grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Vote Buying: APC Harvests Over 10m Voters’ Bank Accounts – CUPP by Joetttimua1811(m): 7:07pm On Nov 22, 2022
The only way for our students to return back to school is by voting out All Promises Cancelled (APC).
Politics / Re: Wike Invites Peter Obi For Commissioning Of Flyover In Rivers State (Photo) by Joetttimua1811(m): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2022
MarketDispatch:

Why not just sell your candidate and stop using Obi or Obidients as your party manifesto

Don't you have what to sell to Nigerians?




Is there anything sellable about his candidate?

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Food / Re: My Perfect Concoction Rice Recipe, You Will Finish The Whole Pot (Photos, Video) by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:07am On Oct 01, 2022
What's the use of the Iru(Locust Beans) in the food���

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Investment / Re: My Experience Oxford International Company by Joetttimua1811(m): 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2022
adetunrayo:
Go to there office address


Please can you help with the office address??
Events / Re: Can A Wedding In Nigeria Cost Less Than 700k? by Joetttimua1811(m): 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2022
obembet:
I read about how Nairalanders Joetttimua1811manage just #500k for his wedding in 2020 which I really appreciate how he manage himself without own anybody.

Believe me, When it comes to celebrating the union of a man and woman, trust Nigerians not to hold back on providing the best food and drinks, renting a spacious hall, and indirectly telling a friend to say to another friend about the event.

While Nigerian weddings are mostly seen as an opportunity to celebrate with the couple and get free food, the truth is that they are financially demanding. It is in the sense that planning a wedding is not cheap.

With the economic setbacks being experienced in the country, we need to secure our financial future. So, in case you are hoping to one day stand at an altar wearing a suit or bridal gown, here is an insight on how to plan a wedding with a budget of 700,000 or even less.

So With a hypothetical guest list of 100 to 150 people including ( mogbo, moya ) kindly drop your breakdown budget of #700k include weeding attire and shoes for bride and groom, stationary and souvenirs, reception venues and decorations, food and drinks and miscellaneous.

Nairalanders, kindly help somebody with good calculations.

Source: obembet




Re check the story oooooo
Health / Re: What Are Your Allergies? by Joetttimua1811(m): 8:25pm On Sep 20, 2022
Idonweak:
I've got Hay fever. Hence I must not inhale dust, grain pollen, smoke etc for too long. Otherwise my throat, nose and eyes go show me pepper. It affected my eyes badly during my university days that i had to put on dark shade. My eyes were so reddish that you'd think i smoked. It was exam period then and i couldn't read. The doctor that gave me medications specifically warned me to avoid my triggers that I'm prone to have asthama.


See uneducated Nigerians. The op is talking about what you are medically allergic to and not what you hate. Most of them are mentioning poverty, bleached skin, smelling kitty etc. How are those an allergy? This is why alot of you fail woefully and blame your lecturers. Nonsence



Anyhow you want interprete am boss e no concern me but me I Sha know say " I am allergic to BUHARI" that guy irritates me a lot and causes me hunger and hardship
Romance / Re: Nigerian Hairstylist, Tosin Idowu, Weds His German Lover (Photo, Video) by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:57am On Aug 11, 2022
And this made fp cry cry cry cry cry cry
Politics / Re: Fredrick Leonard. Will Any Of These Students On ASUU Strike Vote For APC? by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:53am On Aug 11, 2022
mofedamijo:
There have always been these strikes for as long as I can remember...... This is not about APC or PDP. This is a Nigerian problem. The earlier y'all know this the better.

The politicians are all recycled. Someone in APC yesterday have moved to PDP today. Someone who slept in PDP yesterday is now in LP.

If you think the strike is a political party thing, then you better wake up.




Comrade let's face reality, what Mr Poster is saying is even if there should be strike it shouldn't come when we're seeing elections already the current administration should by all means try to avert it at this time when they'll be seeking re election.
Investment / My Experience Oxford International Company by Joetttimua1811(m): 12:26pm On Jul 04, 2022
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to bring this here to seek clarity, help where necessary and if otherwise forestall subsequent occurrence to others.

I'll just go straight to the issue, sometime around April last year I was introduced to the said Oxford International Company by a friend when I enquired from her of any investment I can just keep small money till next year, I researched on the company and discovered that they're in to Real Estate, Agriculture, Oil and other investment. My friend was already withdrawing her matured investment as at the time. I was then convinced about this company and decided to buy one of their plan (Agrovest: Pepper Farming, a 14 Months investment that became matured by 7 June 2022).

A month after registration and purchasing the investment, a lady by name Peace Akinlolu with phone number 07061537139 contacted me to inform me that she's my account officer that if I have any question I can always reach out to her. So recently I chatted her to find out how to make withdrawal which she responded that if my investment is matured I should log in to my dashboard place withdrawal and I will get paid within 14 working days. I actually placed that withdrawal since 08 June 2022 and as I speak I am yet to get my money. Every number placed as customer care hardly or not pick my calls. The last time she took my call she said she's working hard to see that I get paid and I asked how soon am I going to get the money she said she don't know. Hmm e chock.

I don't know if anyone knows what I can do to recover my money o, I'm still trying not to believe I have been scammed. Please Mods help give me a wider audience by pushing to fp. Attached are pictures from the said company's several investment.
Thanks

Politics / Re: Military Burnt Nko, Yakurr, Cross River State After Youths Killed A Soldier by Joetttimua1811(m): 5:40am On Jun 30, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


Just watch how they will tag this post with north

Like it is only northerners that are in the military



Check daily post




no credible source sef

Politics / Re: Insecurity: Amotekun Moves To Enforce Installation Of CCTV In Ondo by Joetttimua1811(m): 5:37am On Jun 30, 2022
Nice nice Thank it's Amotekun that's having this sense police Army and the rest have been in existence without this thought they just believe in their primitive ways of doing things. Shiooooor
Travel / Re: How God Saved Me From Untimely Death by Joetttimua1811(m): 6:04am On Jun 28, 2022
God be Praised
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Supporter Rocks 'Peter Obi' Haircut (Photo) by Joetttimua1811(m): 10:12pm On Jun 22, 2022
Come 2023 collect their MONEY but be OBIdient. A better future is importanter. Four years course turn six years when no be medicine person dey study.
Politics / Re: One Million Man March For Peter Obi In Ikeja, Lagos (Photo, Video) by Joetttimua1811(m): 12:56pm On Jun 22, 2022
We are OBIdient and OBIdient we remain.... My PVC very set..... A government that made me spend Six years in school for a four years course don't deserve my vote. Like for OBI share for Tinubu
Politics / Re: Lady Turns Her Business Office Into Peter Obi Campiagn Office In Owan Edo State by Joetttimua1811(m): 9:33am On Jun 22, 2022
IamANigerianMan:
I want to know, are people supporting TUNUBU and ATIKU human being?


Been thinking same too
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Hails Peter Obi by Joetttimua1811(m): 12:02pm On Jun 10, 2022
A CLARION CALL TO ALL NIGERIANS.
https://twitter.com/joetttimua/status/1534900006422994944?t=OEj9I4emifuORyOkg_bYBg&s=19

Continue sharing and retweeting let's rescue Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Man, 25, Uploads Lady’s Nude Pictures On Social Media After Sex In Hotel by Joetttimua1811(m): 12:02pm On Jun 10, 2022
Foolish man



A CLARION CALL TO ALL NIGERIANS.
https://twitter.com/joetttimua/status/1534900006422994944?t=OEj9I4emifuORyOkg_bYBg&s=19

Continue sharing and retweeting let's rescue Nigeria.
Politics / Re: The Real Winners, Losers Of APC Presidential Primary by Joetttimua1811(m): 11:59am On Jun 10, 2022
A CLARION CALL TO ALL NIGERIANS.
https://twitter.com/joetttimua/status/1534900006422994944?t=OEj9I4emifuORyOkg_bYBg&s=19

Continue sharing and retweeting let's rescue Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Shun Religion, Ethnicity In Choosing Tinubu’s VP, Ex-Deputy Govs Urge APC by Joetttimua1811(m): 11:59am On Jun 10, 2022
A CLARION CALL TO ALL NIGERIANS.
https://twitter.com/joetttimua/status/1534900006422994944?t=OEj9I4emifuORyOkg_bYBg&s=19

Continue sharing and retweeting let's rescue Nigeria.

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