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FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Joevics(m):
Confront your brother first to confirm your suspicion.

If you have an older brother or sister, then
Tell them first. The burden will be off you. Don't tell your aunty or your mom. That will start family war.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Nissan Versa, 2007 Worth? by Joevics(m): 8:28am On Mar 31, 2020
Elseductive:
Pls, I will to know how much tokunbo Nissan versa 2007 model worth in Nigeria.
1.1m - 1.3m
RomanceRe: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Joevics(m):
LadyBeee:
Since I started dating, I've never met a man like this. So caring, cute, neat, hygienic, generous but unfortunately, he doesn't have much but the little he has, he'll spend on you and make you feel like a queen.

He stays in one room face me I face u. Initially, when I found out, I said I was going to quit but the love he showed me was so overwhelming and I couldn't quit. He said he's making plans to move out and he won't be renewing his rent in may. I agreed.

I fell in love with him too and became comfortable with his room but I made it clear that I will never pass the night at his place. You know how love can be blind, I found myself pass the night once and again and again then I asked him about his plans to move out, how much does he have at hand to rent a new place because I was secretly planning to support him with some money to add and he said he doesn't have up to 30k. I was angry and so dissapointed at him.

Right now I'm thinking the whole thing over. I don't think I can continue. Please advise me


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And you don't think it's all the caring and generousity that's taking his money?

I have friends who earn above 100k monthly, live in single rooms - but don't have anything in their accounts.

They keep saying they would start saving the next month. But by 18th, they already borrowing.
Why?

Because of girls that loves to flex.
They spend money to make women happy, and borrow to keep it so.

While it might be easier to blame your boyfriend. It will be better to advice him.
................
A friend of mine got a new girlfriend who visited his place (one room). She gave him an ultimatum to move into at least a self con within 3 months.

This is the 2nd month. He still haven't saved anything tangible. Now he tells me the girl visits him regularly, and they go out to flex.

You can't eat your cake and have it.
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Joevics(m): 4:09pm On Mar 28, 2020
Qasak:
From what I am seeing I notice a lot of individuals and bodies are trying to bring MBA down.I just hope Mba is strong enough to withstand all this vices.
Of course. MBA is taking lots of investors from SEC memebers. That's how the Investment world works.
CrimeRe: Covid-19 - India Police Flog Muslim Worshipers That Violated Lockdown - Video by Joevics(m): 7:14am On Mar 28, 2020
OP, I have seen videos of the Indian police canning people on the street. It's not only Muslims alone. They flog everyone.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Resumes Work After Testing Negative by Joevics(m): 4:43pm On Mar 25, 2020
Isn't Vanguard one of the papers allowed in Asorock?

I won't trust anything from them.
BusinessRe: Stock Market Gains N52bn As Buhari Floors Atiku At Tribunal by Joevics(m): 12:22pm On Mar 25, 2020
QuotaSystem:
Investor confidence is sure to receive a boost with the sacking of the 'cumming' looter.



Good morning.

Have you prayed for your President today?

Heq Heq Heq...
Good afternoon. Have you prayed for the president today?
I mean the main president, not the dullard. cheesy cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Advice On Data Science Learning Path by Joevics(m): 11:40am On Mar 25, 2020
Yes. You can learn data science with a mini laptop. It doesn't require any high end program.
Guencat:
hello good day here,

I learn python programming with my Android phone, by now I know all the basics and I can create basic Python programs (I learn php & MYsql which makes it easier for me to learn Python)

I want to opt in into data science. I don't have a laptop yet, but I plan to buy one next week

So my question is will a mini laptop be good to learn Data science , because I don't have much to buy a laptop above 15k.
HealthRe: My Experience Trying To Get Tested For Covid-19 In Lagos by Joevics(m): 2:02pm On Mar 23, 2020
joshjc:
Why did you go for the test,are you coming from any of the high risk country or you had contact with any of the infected patients?
Covid 19 is not malaria that you will walk in into any hospital to perform a test
People are getting tested in the US on a daily basis. The Nigerian government has been boasting of how prepared they are to combat the virus.

Now, they don't even have enough testing kits.
InvestmentRe: What Business Of 2M With Monthly ROI Of 10% by Joevics(m): 6:42pm On Mar 22, 2020
Okeytus:
pls house, I need suggestions of a part time legit business I can run with 2M with monthly ROI of 10%. Any online stuff is off for me and my location is Abia state which may not matter if the business won't be affected by it.
Invest in 4 Businesses that can earn you N2000 daily. N500k each. The chosen businesses can include.

- Boutique business
- Shoe shop
- Betting shop
- Big barber shop or unisex
- Block factory
- Shawama place
- Pizza place
- Small supermarket
- Fast food joint
- Game lounge
- Car wash
- day care center
- Transportation Business - Invest in a car of 500k for Uber.

Any of the listed Businesses will easily make you 2000 every day. Monday to Friday. Location is however key in any business.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sneaky Bastards: U.S. Plans To Attack Iran Amidst Coronavirus by Joevics(m): 9:25am On Mar 22, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TZ6fTYrsE

You are another Trump. Blaming Democrats for the unavailability of testing kits as it's been produced in China cheesy. A country that saw the virus coming and still ill prepared.

The press gets at Trump because he shoots himself in the leg with his statements.

You can get videos of every contradictions he has made on youtube.

A trial medicine and you already proclaimed it a cure. Same he did yesterday night and was also refuted. He is Doctor Trump at the moment.
You brought an edited video.
What did he say before the word "this is the new hoarse?"
From the video you posted, he was clearly speaking about how the Democrats are politicizing it. Watch the video without sentiment and you'll see all I said was true.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sneaky Bastards: U.S. Plans To Attack Iran Amidst Coronavirus by Joevics(m):
CoronaVirusRelo:
You are not current.

The president that dissolved the pandemic team created by Obama

The president that first called the virus a Democrat hoax?

The president that claimed it will disappear on its own?

The president that claimed it was prepared when it lacked medical gears and test kit?

The president that said Chloroquine works that FDA has to refute claims immidiately?


Oh! Watch the last address yesterday and arrive at your conclusion. Practically, it's glaring he is lost and the virus is spreading like wild fire.
I am current. Just that I don't feed off the main need stream like you. I have found them spreading misinformation too often.

The only truth in all you stated was that Trump dissolved the pandemic team.

- Can you provide a tweet or video of Trump calling Covid-19 a hoax. No-one has been able to provide a video that doesn't require "interpretation."

- Was there any country that had all the testing kits they needed? You forget that the U.S rely on China for production - thanks to Democrats.

- Most countries, including China had spoken about the possibility of treating Corona Virus with
Chloroquine. So why the hell is everyone behaving like it's bad? Simply because it came from Trump this time.

When you look at all of these events, and the way the media is pushing against Trump. Then compare it to what happened in 2015 in Nigeria. You'll realize the media is controlling you.

Why doesn't the media care when the Chinese claim US soldiers brought Covid-19 to China. But go gaga when trump calls it a Chinese virus?
Foreign AffairsRe: Sneaky Bastards: U.S. Plans To Attack Iran Amidst Coronavirus by Joevics(m): 5:09am On Mar 22, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
You right at a time cos it's coming late.

Trump has a lot on him now more than a military operation.

Trump suddenly became a doctor and started prescribing drugs cheesy

Dude is really confused in times like like this. Beginning to feel for him. The lashes are coming from everywhere with no one to bail him out. Same time he is losing his temper which is making him shoot himself in the leg with his utterances.

Composure at the moment is 0
He had held it together for so long. The Democrats and the media always have a way to find faults in everything he does.

Imagine blaming a president for a global pendemic, when cases in the UK has exceeded the US.

The truth is, that more people would have died in the past weeks if it was Obama in seat. Just that the media will make him look saintly.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sneaky Bastards: U.S. Plans To Attack Iran Amidst Coronavirus by Joevics(m): 4:45am On Mar 22, 2020
AlBaqir:
Paul MacDonald
@pkmacdonald
This is crazy: Pompeo and Grenell reportedly arguing that coronavirus has created window of opportunity for direct strike on a weak and divided Iran.
https://nytimes.com/2020/03/21/world/middleeast/trump-iran-iraq-coronavirus-militas.html
Democrats at it again. Trump has nothing to gain attacking Iran at this moment. Stop believing everything you see on The NYT and CNN.
AutosRe: Need Info by Joevics(m): 4:39am On Mar 22, 2020
2.6m to 3.5m depending on your budget.
RomanceRe: I Want To Bleep A Reverend Sister.. by Joevics(m): 4:22am On Mar 22, 2020
Kdon2:
Eerything in a mans head is sex do not let anyone deceive you otherwise!
You just described a very sick man.
ComputersRe: Corel Draw. by Joevics(m): 11:00am On Mar 21, 2020
Ay04z:
Which version of corel draw can I install on my window 10.have bought like 3 version of corel draw disc. All not installing. . Kindly help a brother Thanks. Have even try to download. Not installing. Any. Tips?
Try Corel 12
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos PPA Vacancy by Joevics(m): 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
URGENT VACANCY
Are you a serving youth corper in Lagos who lives in Sangotedo or Ajah ( Addo, Langbasa or Badore) & you are interested in a Personal Assistant job position

Send your CV to ace.resources0@gmail.com only if you are qualified & ready to start work immediately
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TravelRe: Adamawa, The State With Most Tribes In Nigeria? by Joevics(m): 3:45pm On Mar 20, 2020
Do a research about Rivers State and come back.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Late Closure Of Boarder For Corona Vs Closure For Rice by Joevics(m): 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2020
The federal government led by Buhari left the borders open because they wanted the virus to enter into the country.

Why? Because they see every situation as a money making opportunity.

There are people in the government that will benefit from this.

Foreign organizations will also send aids which will go to the wrong pockets.
ComputersRe: Pls Do Help! (pc on constant hibernation) by Joevics(m): 7:58pm On Mar 18, 2020
ComputersRe: Pls Do Help! (pc on constant hibernation) by Joevics(m): 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2020
Jhaytee4all:
I actually haven't put it on hibernation mode before... pls help
Have you tried removing the battery to restart?
EducationRe: Help A Lecturer Insist On Having Sex With My Sister by Joevics(m): 2:08pm On Mar 18, 2020
ogaemma:
Dear All,
Am a faithful member of this platform for year's now with good records.
Please help my family out, a lecturer in the polytechnic where my Sister school have given her carry over and insist he must sleep with her or she will not graduate.
Please help me with the contact of the women right group in this country or how can you help us out.
My WhatsApp 07086803671
Good bless you all.
Your sister needs proof to show he insinuated that. Even if it's a recording of him insisting...

If not it will just be her words against his...
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Joevics(m): 12:10pm On Mar 18, 2020
Colson0073:
Pls let's get in touch am also investing in there pH office but I have been looking for away of contacting or talking to one of there staff at least to know weda or not dis coronavirus will have any negative impact on dem
Attend this program then.

RomanceRe: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by Joevics(m): 7:15am On Mar 18, 2020
miclef86:
I met this lady, a colleague of mine for over a year now, we work in the same unit. Don't get it twisted, our Organization permits marriages but one of us will make a transfer to another branch within the same location.

I liked her, everybody in our unit noticed there's a connection between us. However, we're like cat and dog we fight over everything, always disagreeing, yet.

I have been getting a lot of advice from my fellow colleagues about how she's the perfect match for me and how compatible we're if we decide to be together.

However, truth be told, I have not been really serious with her, I flirt with other single girls in the unit. The other day, they were having relationship discussion, a senior colleague of mine said that I use to jump from one girl to another.

The last Valentine's day, I called her that we really need to talk she told me if it's really that serious I should come over to her house which I did. I went there to profess my love for her, I asked her to give a chance that I'm gonna be a better man.

She calls me a confused human being, that I don't really know what I want, that it's too late. That she already have someone and planning to get married to him next year.

Now, I've decided to accept my faith and move on with one particular lady that cares about me, I no longer call her like I used to anymore, just greetings that use to join us now.

I have noticed a hostile attitude from her towards me, she gets angry whenever she sees me with the other girl.

Yesterday, during lunch hour, I met her with few of my colleagues and little conversation ensued between us she said I should bet with her that I'm going to leave that girl and come back to her, that made me a little upset within. So we had a bet.

Pls I need your advice, I truly love her, I think about her almost all the time. Should I swallow my ego and try to make things work between us again or I should let the sleeping dog lie?
Invite her to your house, if you have one. Or take her on a date, and then talk. Ask her what she hates about you.

Women love to play hard to get. I have one playing the same ball game. Just make her feel special, and once you bleep her, the shakara go end.
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Joevics(m): 4:59pm On Mar 17, 2020
Yinghual1234567:
Could you share me FXtm link?
This here is MBA not FXtm. Try providing any details you have about FXtm. I'm sure there are people who would Help you.
RomanceRe: I Am Starting My First Business With No Prior Business Experience by Joevics(m): 10:04pm On Mar 16, 2020
kingme:
I am 19 years old and about to start my first business.
Please I need advice from experienced business people so I don't end up making the same beginner mistakes other people have.
Please I need advice and possible mentoring.
My telegram link is t. me/miminoodles

Remove the space after the dot to get the link.
The link can be use to private message me on telegram.
Thanks in advance.
Commendable. What business are you starting?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Account Officer Trainnee by Joevics(m): 7:45pm On Mar 16, 2020
There are lots of such opportunities if you are in Lagos. Follow Jobs Alert on Facebook

youngsahito:
I sincerely need a company that i can work as an account Officer trainee for me to acquire knowledge about Accounting job. Basically, I need the experience about my course of study in school.
Pls I really need the experience.
BusinessRe: What Business To Do In PH With N1m? by Joevics(m): 7:29pm On Mar 16, 2020
icedbreez:
Isn't boutique a ladies business?
No, it's not. There are more men selling clothes than women.
BusinessRe: What Business To Do In PH With N1m? by Joevics(m): 3:34pm On Mar 16, 2020
icedbreez:
House please help a brother...

My cousin who got a good job in oil and gas in Port Harcourt wants a side hustle that will bring in average 10k daily. He is willing to invest up to N1million naira.

He has a kid brother who ll manage the business but is new to PH and wants advice on what business to venture in as a JJC that will not bring him in to too much headache with Obioakpor boys or task force and that can guarantee a good ROI.

Those in PH please advice on what he should do and what part of town is best to start a business in ph. Thanks.
Boutique Business - the profit will increase as sales increases. Location is key.

Laptop sales - buy from Lagos, and sell in PH. He can make above 10k on each laptop sold. Advertise online via Facebook and jiji.
InvestmentRe: Help What Business Can I Start With The Amount Of 150k by Joevics(m): 3:48pm On Mar 15, 2020
mosho2good:
I have passion to teach and to learn but the thing is I wish to start from somewhere I can't rely on a single income and I'm currently teaching in one private school and the pay is not really that much that why I'm looking for a business I can invest and start making money
Consider a football viewing center if there's none around you. Though you may have to manage theoney to achieve that.

Also consider these tops. Start small.

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