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TheOdd1sOut:
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

Join this thread. It'll help you. You need to abstain from masturbation and sex for at least 90 days. You'll find several others battling masturbation there.

https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

biz2get:
Two wooden window blinds Ready for Clearance,

Lagos .

Number in sig.

Pictures?

Yerima69:
Neatly used LG 32" LED TV for sale.

25K (not negotiable) I need money urgently Biko

Contact 07046677800 (Calls Only)

Location: Surulere, Lagos.

Is this still available?

Why don't you confirm first via a DNA test before taking any drastic action. What if the test proofs she's yours. You would've caused a lot of damage to your family.

35% in 10 days?

It will end in tears. Even the once that are paying 15% have most people skeptical.

Homextras:
pls dm me.
location is Isolo.
still available

DISPENSER- 10K
RUG-5K
ONE 3-SEATERS AND 3 SINGLE SEATERS- Call for Price
Baby Plastic wardrobe- 7K
GAS BURNER- 8K
1.5KV GENERATOR- 25K(Bought brand new last year)

Thank you

Is the generator still available?

jspinsight:
Just Received the Balance MBA was supposed to have Paid Me...

Did you go to their office?

[quote author=Jidonskii post=93619750][/quote]$120 available. What's your rate?

Spartancosta:
Nairaland family please I need help on where I can process my local government of origin certificate in Lagos State.I'm an indigene of ogun state,I was less than two years old when I last visited my hometown.Please is it possible to get it done here in Lagos State.

Do you remember your LGA of origin? If yes, just go there and tell them you need it. Only the LGA or state can issue LGA of origin certificate.

budaatum:
Nigeria is indeed a good measure of chloroquine as an effective covid19 cure. That's the reason anyone with money is flying to Nigeria for medical care. If we were not so effective, even our own wealthy people would fly abroad to see a doctor, but thankfully, they all stay home to be cured instead of flying to UK, Germany, USA and even India. We are so good that the entire world would soon be abandoning their silly search for vaccination and will be buying agbo from us because NAFDAC have approved agbo too.

You are quite ignorant. Sorry, I have to use that word. The effectiveness of chloroquine in treating Covid-19 was celebrated here and on Twitter, long before the U.S had it's first case.

China and Several European countries adopted it, until pharmaceutical companies started releasing false data showing its ineffective. Most of those where administered to people in advanced stages, and lot of them has been retracted.

- You are been lied to and you don't even know it. The fact that the WHO which began a research to test the effectiveness of chloroquine during a pandemic abruptly ended it, or the fact that the media is claiming HCQ causes heart attack didn't tell you all these is either for political or commerical reasons.

- The FDA quickly removed the approval of chloroquine for over counter sale. How wierd.

Even if DR Stella provide her data, your likes wouldn't still agree to it. Hundreds of doctors around the globe has released these documents and peer studies, but the media only choose to believe the negatives.

budaatum:
I'd love to see how many people will be so brain dead to fail to realise her claims were punctured because she's a quack who still hasn't provided any medical records to validate and prove her claim.

Do you know Nigeria Nafdac has certified chloroquine for early treatment of Coronavirus?

Let me help you; https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/08/chloroquine-effective-in-early-stages-of-coronavirus-infection-nafdac/

You see how dumb you are? Calling someone risking her life for the truth quack.

Eborabadan:
Dr. Stella Immanuel, the controversial woman who took the world by storm in July when she claimed that Hydroxychloroquine is the potential cure for Coronavirus, has said it has been prophesied that President Donald Trump will win the forthcoming US presidential poll.

The US goes to poll to vote in a new president on 3 November 2020. Immanuel has been dubbed a die-hard fan of Trump, which was why her claims that antimalarial drug, hydroxychloroquine, zinc, and antibacterial drug, Zithromax, were effective cures for the coronavirus, were punctured.

Read more===https://thestreetjournal.org/2020/08/coronavirus/

How did she take the world by storm when several other reputable doctors have posited the same long before her.

Still available

Joevics:
Few months used LG home theater.
N110,000 (slightly negotiable)
Location: Alimosho
Call:08028011208

Onego:
Happy Sunday
Still taking orders
Personal scale with LCD light 3800
Kitchen electronic scale 2500
Callous removal

How much is the tummy trimmer

Few months used LG home theater.
N110,000
Location: Alimosho
Call:08028011208

successhungry:
3,2and 1 seater for sale - 30k
Location: Fagba

Please send your WhatsApp number.

post=93196663:
VERY GOOD DEVELOPMENT.

This is the CHANGE voted for.
Slow and steady we will get to a new and better Nigeria.
A land flowing with milk and honey.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.



Imagine abroad?
Why not say imagine 16 years of PDP the criminal party you are supporting, that you were having free wifi before PMB took all away and deposited it in Daura!
Why not go further and tell Nairalanders, that Nigeria was like Dubai or Canada when the thieves you are supporting for 16 years was in power?

Una go just come online dey type Incoherent jargons cos of likes and shares by your ilks!

2 major characteristics of wailers : HYPOCRISY and LYING.

So we aren't surprised Mr wailer.
Keep it up!

Do you even know it was an APC minister that forced these ISPs to hike their prices?
Glo was able to force data prices down, but Shaibu forced them to increase their cost. Try reading.

Can you mention apps you have created. I mean the ones on play store. Send me a message on 080929nine8662.
Come with your portfolio let discuss a project.

sLentlover7778:
I have learnt alot from Trump.

Do all you can to remain relevant..

If they don't look for your trouble..

Press em mumu button..

Always be on the news either good or bad.

Make sure your name is on everybody lip.

People are going to talk badly about you..

But it doesn't really matter because you're winning..

#Trump2020

Definitely,
And since democrats are currently holding their convention, it will take the focus from them.

GreenKalada:
I REPEAT!!!!! Any company that claims to be trading forex can pay a monthly ROI of 15% but be aware that the returns is not from earnings from trading forex.

It's actually an elaborate Ponzi scheme disguised as a forex trading company.

Please note, the fact that a company is registered with Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) or Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) does not necessarily mean that the company is regulated by these bodies. Anyone including you can register a company name and get EFCC approval documents required to open a bank account!

For a company to claim that is it regulated by a body it means that the company periodically submits its financial statements to the regulatory body and the regulatory body sends a team of its staff to conduct an audit (This is done at least twice in a financial year) on the financial processes of the company to confirm that it is actually doing what it claims to be doing.

I hereby challenge all the forex trading companies in Nigeria that claim to be regulated to present at least one copy of an audit that was performed on them by their supervisor or regulator.

A Ponzi scheme will eventually run out of steam and will collapse, it could take less than 12 months it could even take up to 10 years just be guaranteed that one thing is certain - IT WILL EVENTUALLY COLLAPSE!!!

.

I challenge you to mention the regulatory body or provision for regulating forex trading in Nigeria.
You are ignorant, as there's no such thing. The SEC has refused to create one, despite the fact that SA and numerous small African countries have regulations for forex.

Be here speaking big grammar.
MBA had to recently reduce their ROI for 100 million and above to 2.5% because of the rush.

These are business people who have more connection and have probably done background checks before investing.

Aljazeera are still crying over the UAE and Israel normalization of relationship, and Trump's growing influence in the middle East.

We all know Iran would not be allowed to own nuclear weapons. No country will vote for that.
Not even China.

I don't know what it makes you. But I know such a person is never an African American.

YoungandDepress:
My story is quite a sad and long one.
I wish I could write it all out. My life has been a terrible mess.
Where did it go wrong for me, I have no idea.

I am writing with so much emotion, my heart is full and heavy.
Life is bitter.

I am a 23 years old guy.
My life all started to go in the negative direction when I gained admission at age 16.
A 16 years old boy in the university, so much freedom and exposure.
I messed up my life, I became addicted to bet9ja virtual gambling I lost focus, Gambling killed me, I started failing exams, at the end I dropped out without my parents Knowing, but the truth came out when I was supposed to graduate, I could not hide it anymore. I told them the truth, my parents forgave me like the prodigal son.

They still believed in me especially my mom, she keeps reminding me of how intelligent I used to be.

Well I'm not here to talk about my past life but here to talk about how it is still affecting me today.

Ever since I started university all over again, I have been miserable and frustrated. Nothing has been working in my favour. I'm currently now in 200level hoping to graduate before 25.
All my mates I started with have done their NYSC.

I'm still stuck in the same stage.
I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I'm young, broke and depressed. I get irritated over little things. I feel disgust at how I uselessed my youthful life. How gambling destroyed me.

By the grace of whichever god exists, I am no longer addicted to gambling. I have quit the addiction for almost a year now but nothing changed, I still feel miserable. I hate having people around me even my family members including my mom.

I have no true friends. Nobody checks on me, nobody calls me.

At this age, I can't boast of having 500 naira in my account.
I'm broke and miserable.

I have started hating God and question my belief in God. I hate Sunday's. I hate hearing about God, I don't blame God for my troubles but I'm angry at the fact that despite my parents being dedicated Christians, things are not working well in my family.
My elder ones are graduates, but no solid job yet.

Only my eldest brother who is doing quite well now and I thank God for his life but we don't talk. I can't remember the last time I called him on phone. They don't hate me, I hate myself.
I have disappointed them a lot.


I just lost the last #1000 I had in my life today and I cried. The money fell out my pocket when I went to get something.

At 23 years, I have no idea what I will do with my future.
I still live with my parents and I have never rented an apartment of my own even in school.

What is wrong with me, why am I miserable?

I have no good clothes. My clothes are all worn out.
I have nothing doing, i live off my parents.

Since schools were shut down, I have been at home doing nothing.
Completely broke, damaged and miserable.

Can my life be any better. What do I do. I am depressed.
I keep asking myself these questions but there
Seem to be no answer.

I got admission after taking jamb 4 times. Most of my class mates were already in their final year. After I graduated, I didn't know where I was heading in life. Things were just on auto. No job and lot of pressure.
But all that have changed now.

The bottom line is, that it takes just one moment for you to figure it out. Focus on your education, and graduate with good grades. Be prayerful. You'll look back to this day, and this post and smile someday.

OP, you are either bias or ignorant.

The US government and the Chinese have had their beef for years and Tic tok is just a casualty.

Chinese cyber law allows the government to get data from any Chinese firm, without a simple warrant.

So even if they haven't taken any data, the data is available whenever they want it them.

Last week, a Chinese consulate was closed down, due to accusations of spying. So this is not an afterthought.

- India banned Tic Tok last month in their country. Why didn't you cry foul?

Do you prefer the U.S ban them entirely and they lose everything, or they sell to a U.S company, and make some cool dollars.

Moreover China has blocked several US apps including WhatsApp.

So what are you saying?

EmmaGeneral:
Good morning Nairalanders

I have a US MTURK account with an approval rate of 100% for sale.

Interested buyers should leave a comment on the thread.

Thank you.

How much are you selling, and what country's ID is it?

recievesense:
Is it that you don't know how to read? I said show me proof that democrats said boycott goya.

So you didn't see "left" in the FOX video screenshot I sent you.
What do you think left mean?

And you are asking me if I can't read.

recievesense:
Is it that you don't know how to read? I said show me proof that democrats said boycott goya.

You are a blogger displaying ignorance on the web. If you don't know what's happening in the US, then focus on you bobrisky and the rest.