₦airaland Forum

MatrixReloaded:
How old are u? U sure ur parents are aware u signing Nl

chai! Please stop that

I want to date a single mother just because I love her twin kids. The guy is an idiot, I swear.

Matix222:
Yeah that’s what I feel she went to a guys place she was making statements of some sort yerstaday I knew it will amount to this

don't break up with her yet. Don't even mention about her sleeping around. Just make certain you are your own pound of nack from her. She go fall in love with you in later month, then booommm: break up with her

GoodIsGod:
you dey see am?

I saw ooo

Matix222:
So she might probably be having sex now?

wise up and trust your instincts

spencekat:
17 calls?Did anybody die or have an accident?SIMPs self.

real simp forming strong head. The guy go kneel when the girl arrive at his place.lol

Matix222:
I don’t understand what do you mean?

when she comes, give her another round of seexxx. There's nothing to get jealous about

So what? Life don end?

Matix222:
My last text to her

jealousy go kill you. She has one Dickson already, gift her another for her to get a medal.

Kologirl:
God knows that I worked hard for everything i have and it pains me that I have to do this because I really do love this guy but my life is important

answer the question: how old are you? Or in the other way, are you older than him?

Mad people full this forum. I rise

Ketamine9000mg:
How do you survive saving almost 100% of your income?

I'm not a religious person but I'll certainly say this: NA GOD

I'm a professional and I can tell you I run some PPs which is the largest part of my income. I also reduced my spendings drastically.

Ketamine9000mg:
Hello nairalanders!
I am curious and ready to learn because I-AM-NOT-UNDERSTANDING.

I earn 300k monthly, working and residing in Lagos state with a wife(not working yet) and two(2) kids. Despite that, I have been able to save only 220k from January to August. I feel I can do more.

If you are independent and a salary earner,
HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU SAVED?
HOW DID YOU SAVE IT?

Make person learn and see what can be done for the remaining four (4) months.

I earn a lol bit above 30k as salary, and I do save the whole sum of 30k monthly. My other earnings in a month is another 30k approximately. And I've started saving another 5k per week effective this month. The Weekly contribution na for festive period and maybe to renew my rent, as the spirit leads

Ablemed:
They really did not shape me and groom me for Adulthood tbh and as a guy that I am, the society expect so much from me and I can't seem to find my bearing in Life. the funny thing is, my sisters are doing very well, bold, network and can handle business properly and I'm just opposite, it's quite depressing for me

can I be your friend?

Rozross:
We already know it’s free sex that has occupied your mind, you can deceive others but not me

Iyaebe on the loose. A tinu moran

Announced3:
Yoruba demon

at least I didn't speak ill of the devil

This SIMPlicity get grade ooo

It is well bro. Let the elders come back from work. They will solve the puzzle for you

RichProminent:
You dey look for trouble abi?

Juliusmartin01:
I appreciate your advice bro I’m taking steps already..because I can’t just kill myself when I have parents to take care of.

parents are so much important bro. Take a bold step and move on. There are good ladies out there, and I believe you will find yours amongst them. Make sure you celebrate your #japa from the termites pls. Have a good day bro.

End time pastor's wife

oga righteousness, hope it's not your wife ooo

End time pastor's wife

2 good years? Alaye, you're wicked ooo? She be virgin? I'm 100% sure she's already gone to bed with the said guy, and you're over there hugging and sexing your pillows. Typical Nigerian how's ain't loyal bro, and that's where your loyalty lies?

Even if you're in Nigeria, she will cheat on you. Of you're in the same vicinity, she will cheat on you. Under the same roof bro, she will cheat. One of them is presently by my side. She called her main guy beside me last night, I immediately ask her to get out of my room for calling a guy beside me. That's the way it is here. Don't kill yourself or dey loyal to a Nigerian hoe. Oluwa awa pelu e

98%? Those are termites that we do pray against in church. Oga, you never get wife ooo, and I can see death knocking at your door if you don't find your way ASAP

RichProminent:
I don't know why I suddenly loose interest in any woman I've sexed.



I can date a woman for a month but when we have sex for the first time, I will totally loose interest in her. Is this normal?

it's normal... You'll soon get one that will be a fishbone to your throat

I also hope they learn, but NO, they'll prefer coming after your head instead

And who told you that if you die, you'll comeback again? Keep whining yourself.


If you hang you go die, and you go die for nothing.

Go to MFM, you will learn how to fast and pray by fire and by force

fman:
Seems u av dated a number of them?

I was a pianist then.

ednut1:
Majority of today’s Christians are 419. No be today. Those choir girls are oloshos

especially those backup singers