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TV/MoviesRe: Chad Boswick: Hermes, Toyin Lawani Dragged For Misspelling Black Panther Actor by Johel(m): 5:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
ExclusiveBet:
Social media users are reacting to the costume worn by BBNaija housemate, Hermes Iyele for the African premiere of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, which took place in Lagos on Sunday.

Hermes wore an outfit by celebrity stylist, Toyin Lawani in honour of the late Chadwick Boseman.

Following the Afro-futuristic theme of the event, Hermes donned an African warrior attire complemented with a cape, which had a large picture of the late actor printed on it.

An inscription on the outfit misspelled the actors name in bold font as “Chad Boswick” instead of Chadwick Boseman.

Before his death, Chadwick Boseman played the main lead, T’Challa, in the initial blockbuster, Black Panther, which was released in 2018.

Following the red carpet gaffe, Nigerians have taken to Twitter to express their discontent with Hermes and his stylist, Toyin Lawani, for not paying attention to the important detail.

@BusolaDavid tweeted, “The ‘anyhowness’ in different sections of Nigeria is quite alarming, cause how did this ‘Chad Boswick’ thing go unnoticed?”

“So you cannot even check Google for his name. You had to embarrass yourself. Because what in the name of fashion is Chad Boswick?” @TheChefTopher wrote.@Ogxmdi said ,”Chad Boswick is not just embarrassing. It’s unforgivable. I’d disappear into the earth’s mantle. Then again. Could never be me.”

@mazpa_md also wrote, “Not Hermes attending that event wearing this hideous cape that spells late Chadwick Boseman’s name as ‘Chad Boswick.’”

Directed by Ryan Coogler, Wakanda Forever will be available in cinemas worldwide on the November 11, 2022.
She's an illiterate, she used her pussy to get to where she is now...yet she's still in the local league.
RomanceRe: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by Johel(m): 5:18pm On Nov 08, 2022
Illegal1:
y are u confusing urslf?
You know a useless girl when she speaks.
RomanceRe: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by Johel(m): 5:14pm On Nov 08, 2022
Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 shocked. I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 embarassed but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.
That's your business....I'm sure you must be ugly af....when u see a stable serious man with bald head that comes to you for marriage, if you like reject him and follow a fukk boy with full hair that will ruin your life...senseless thing,no wonder after marriage many of u go about sleeping with small small boys...mumu
RomanceRe: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Johel(m): 5:09pm On Nov 08, 2022
NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys embarassed
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something cry
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.
Lol grin grin, What do u expect from a hook up girl?...I can give you a very good girl tho, but it comes with a price...and I mean a very good girl who's only looking for one to show her true love and care... she's supportive and sound intellectually to an extent, but as u know,no one is perfect...so if you are interested, let me know so we can talk further on that.
PoliticsRe: Marketers Say Tough Times As Petrol Hits N200/litre by Johel(m): 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
dre11:
° Tankers spend over one week at loading terminal

° NNPC’s supply drops, many filling stations empty

° Scarcity may drag till festive season, operators say




https://punchng.com/marketers-say-tough-times-as-petrol-hits-n200-litre/
Una business, I will always survive the evil APC brings
AgricultureRe: What Would You Do With 50 Acres by Johel(m): 9:22am On Nov 08, 2022
greenermodels:
If you have 50 acres of fertile farm land in the southwest, what would you do with it?
Farm...crops and live stocks.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Peter Obi's Outburst On Arise TV by Johel(m): 8:36am On Nov 08, 2022
oikirodah:
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/obi-don-collect-wotowoto-so-unpresidential-nigerians-react-to-peter-obis-outburst-on-arise-tv-details/
Source iReporteronline.
Foolish hungry OP....50kobo Dem no pay u for this nonsense....mumu,like we all didn't watch it
PoliticsRe: Obidients To Organize Car-Rally In Ebonyi With 100 Cars by Johel(m): 8:34am On Nov 08, 2022
Nwabueze22:
What I am after is Biafra restoration
Dead that dream cos it cannot be actualized anytime soon....maybe in the new Jerusalem.
BusinessRe: Jumia Co-Founders, Jeremy Hodara & Sacha Poignonnec Step Down by Johel(m): 8:31am On Nov 08, 2022
PoliticsRe: G-5 Governors Launch Campaign Against Atiku by Johel(m): 8:30am On Nov 08, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Sentenced To 11 Years In US Federal Prison For Online Scams by Johel(m): 8:27am On Nov 08, 2022
chokekachy:
Nigerian Man Sentenced to Over 11 Years in Federal Prison for Conspiring to Launder Tens of Millions of Dollars from Online Scams



https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/nigerian-man-sentenced-over-11-years-federal-prison-conspiring-launder-tens-millions

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7417879/us-court-sentence-hushpuppi-monday#118135449
Serves the foolish boy right.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Joy Uchechi Nwachukwu's Murderers Arrested In Owerri (Graphic) by Johel(m): 11:23pm On Nov 07, 2022
OgaDeyVex:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/photo-of-suspects-arrested-over-gruesome-murder-of-their-colleague-in-owerri.html

See Previous Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7421750/update-imo-police-confirm-arrest
Ah!...Omo, I feel like killing those guys!! angry angry
I'm so pissed!!! Omo fear men o!!...The boys should be stoned and burnt beyond recognition...then should be thrown inside the cell for 26years without food and water...Slow death, let them feel the pain...Mehn!
RomanceRe: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by Johel(m): 10:54pm On Nov 07, 2022
puremaker7:
Becareful not to get hiv...
Yes o...thank you...Na just main chic for now o. grin grin
RomanceRe: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by Johel(m): 8:29pm On Nov 07, 2022
puremaker7:
hope you didn't catch std
Omo...I no go lie, I catch o, but immediately I noticed in 2days after we fukked, Omo I called my nurse straight and paid for all necessary treatments till I was perfec

I called the babe face to face,I told her about it and blasted hell out of her life, she left and didn't communicate with me again,me sef deleted her number immediately..

but she came back late last month and we fukked again grin grin, she spent 4days with me,..I really like the girl,she so fine and cool,she had a rough life experience due to family negligence and bad peers...Na just that hook up life I no gbadun.
PoliticsRe: Okupe: Obi Won’t Attend Debates Where Tinubu, Atiku Are Absent by Johel(m): 8:16pm On Nov 07, 2022
Ruggedniggaone:
Obi Is about to become irrelevant
Just as your biological father is irrelevant.
RomanceRe: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by Johel(m): 8:10pm On Nov 07, 2022
Newman001:
I met her through facebook few months ago, we chatted and the rest is history. I wanted something serious with her and i told her severally because I wasn't too comfortable with the numerous calls she receives from guys.

One day a friend of mine told me that someone he knows collected her number and my so call girlfriend slept over at the guys place after just two days of knowing the guy. I confronted her, she denied initially but later owned up and apologized. I forgave her because I know no one is perfect.

Few days ago i put on auto record on her phone and this night she is at my place sleeping so i open the records and there is this particular conversation where she travel to a near by state to see another guy.
Im just confused right now. I have invested so much emotions on this gal and don't know what to do.

Despite that she is working and the little time she has, she spent it at my place she still got time to be meeting and sleeping with random men for money. I'm thinking of confronting and breaking up with her right now or just codedly place her on the level she deserves and let this slide.
These hook up girls are so pretty, one stayed with me for some time before she gained admission into uni...She so fine,we were so close that I had to stop main chic from coming for sometime....Omo no be small thing o. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Farmers In Minna: Hope Is Now Renewed And Help Is Here (Video) by Johel(m): 8:04pm On Nov 07, 2022
Africum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8lslvLoTcw

"Hope is now renewed. Confidence is back. Help is here"

~ Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Bola Tinubu and his running mate, Kashim Shettima, arrived in Minna, the Niger state capital for a town hall meeting with agro-allied and commodity groups.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/tinubu-shettima-attend-town-hall-meeting-in-minna/
Satan disguising as a Messiah
FoodRe: How To Cook The Popular Ofe Owerri You Can't Resist (Photos, Video) by Johel(m): 3:19pm On Nov 07, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Nigeria is blessed with lots of delicacies, this soup is one of them.
This video is an easy to follow steps on how to cook Ofe Owerri, it's sumptuous and so delicious.

Ingredients:

Beef
Shaki (Tripe)
Snails
Stock Fish
Dry Fish
Kpomo
Crayfish
Ede (Cocoyam)
Okazi Leaves
Ugu (Pumpkin Leaves)
Palm Oil
Yellow Scent Pepper


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfZZQS0T71s

STEPS:

I cook the cocoyam till tender.
Season the beef, shaki, snails, kpomo, stock fish with seasoning cubes and salt and cover to cook.
Add water after 10 minutes and allow to cook till tender.
Check and pound the cocoyam if its soft already.
If the chewables are tender enough, add palm oil, pepper and crayfish.
Cook till the cocoyam dissolves.
Check your seasoning and salt and adjust if need be.
Add in washed dry fish.
Add in Okazi leaves.
Add in Ugu leaves.
Cook for 5 minutes considering Okazi is a tough vegetable.
Serve and enjoy your soup with eba, pounded yam, akpu, semo, etc.
All details in the video.
This soup Na legend
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Says Peter Obi Acted Unpresidential And Demands An Apology From Him by Johel(m): 11:40am On Nov 07, 2022
StagethemTVee:
Dino Melaye has reacted to Peter Obi's outburst during the town hall meeting which held last night, asking that the former Governor of Anambra state should apologise to him.

He claims he did not say anything to warrant such a call-out by Peter Obi saying there is no way he could have spoken loud enough from where he sat for the presidential candidate to hear him.

Dino Melaye also said Peter Obi's temper shows he is the type that would slap his ADC when he becomes president if he felt offended which according to him is not the rght temperament for one who wishes to rule a complex nation like Nigeria.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nr-F01czO4
Dino is a slave and a compound fool.
PoliticsRe: Okowa: Kwankwaso And Obi Were PDP Members Until Months Ago (Video) by Johel(m): 11:39am On Nov 07, 2022
candidtalk:
The entire Universe can verify the coward and hypocrite called Peter Obi fled PDP three days before the primaries rather than face the Dubai dweller and Tambuwal.

Obi is worthless and a weakling. Even his fans are now dragging him on Nairaland for trading insult with Melaye.

Sad truth is that Obi , as I have always insisted, belongs at the level of Melaye and co while Atiku is a big boy and Tinubu is the biggest boy. cool
I don't engage blind hypocritical idiots...bye bye.
PoliticsRe: Okowa: Kwankwaso And Obi Were PDP Members Until Months Ago (Video) by Johel(m): 7:53am On Nov 07, 2022
candidtalk:
Obi, the unprincipled coward, fled. Simple.
Go and verify slowpoke
PoliticsRe: Okowa: Kwankwaso And Obi Were PDP Members Until Months Ago (Video) by Johel(m): 7:10am On Nov 07, 2022
candidtalk:
Has he lied? Was Obi not in the PDP till a few months ago ,and preparing to contest the Primaries of the Party?

Today he is looking to discredit the Party as unfit.You can make it about discrediting Okowa, the messenger, but the message is 100% correct.
Oga...Na Nigeria problem don dey effect your reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Okowa: Kwankwaso And Obi Were PDP Members Until Months Ago (Video) by Johel(m): 7:09am On Nov 07, 2022
blamingthedevil:
You can’t leave PDP just months ago and start claiming saint- Okowa to Obi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ4grSp2NXE

Video:
Mumu okowa, is it about party or personality?..these grown men really don't have sense...Where did obi claim he was a saint?, All he says is GO AND VERIFY...Even when he was in PDP,didn't he perform fair enough as he should?...the situation of the country has affected people's reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Armed Forces Must Prepare For Election Violence From Obidients by Johel(m): 7:05am On Nov 07, 2022
beerfraud:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1589351579156893697
Mumu... he's mistaken obidients with agbado miscreants...Reno is a foolish man.
CrimeRe: Ondo: Man Sets Five Step-children Ablaze because wife denied him sex by Johel(m): 10:07pm On Nov 06, 2022
chokekachy:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/563813-man-sets-five-step-children-ablaze-in-ondo.html
Clearly it was a demon in human skin cos I see no reason why an able man will burn 5 people because one gender refused him sex....Demons and even Satan loves sex...even a mad man can't just born 5 people like that.

So he was possessed by a demon.
PoliticsRe: We Didn’t Collect Money From Tinubu - Chairman Of Niger Delta Movement by Johel(m): 4:42pm On Nov 06, 2022
AdamuKD:
grin
If you believe this lie's. You will equally believe that Tulunbu will attend today's presidential debate

Even tulunbu surprised for the lies
I want to see if he will acknowledge the debate
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Council Of Elders Restates Commitment To Tinubu’s Ambition by Johel(m): 4:40pm On Nov 06, 2022
Nyamuri:
…warn against repeat of 1963 saga




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/yoruba-elders-restates-commitment-to-tinubus-ambition/
Rubbish talks from myopic people.
PoliticsRe: Atiku: I'II Defeat My Opponents The Way Arsenal Defeated Chelsea by Johel(m): 4:38pm On Nov 06, 2022
PoliticsRe: First Series Of Presidential Debate Holds Today On Arise TV. by Johel(m): 10:08am On Nov 06, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
Source:
https://twitter.com/CDDWestAfrica/status/1589167747526582272?t=INcvQcMKH0ZlzSBlrayZjg&s=19[/quote]Na so Dem kick sowore comot for the race, Tinubu for don dey pee for body already,he go dey find Shettima up and down now..

Atiku will go there and say the north needs him most. grin

Peter Obi will be there to school em.
WebmastersRe: Twitter Rolls Out New $8 Subscriptions Offering Verification by Johel(m):
fergie001:
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Elon musk is really a wise man tho...ofcos majority of us are important one way or the other,so asides being a celeb or public figure the common man can be as well verified since we all got identities and areas of expertise, certain amount of followers and social media engagements.
PoliticsRe: 99% Of My Colleagues Are Obidients - Peter Psquare by Johel(m): 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2022
Period007:
https://twitter.com/PeterPsquare/status/1588870815554375688?t=WU6W7qsnWSDbZ3WJ8v_KxA&s=19


P square just confirmed our assertion that there are more silent Obidients than the active ones
65% of Nigeria is fully obidient.
FashionRe: How Can I Improve On My Dressing And Grooming As A 20 Year Old Guy? by Johel(m): 7:25pm On Nov 05, 2022
Poshvector12345:
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my first inquiry.

Like most people who write about this sort of thing on nairaland I am introvert. But I don't think it is the reason for my lack of 'proper' grooming and fashion sense.

I say proper because I love the way I am and if it was possible I would stay like this. But in this life, your society will influence you whether you like it or not. 6 months from now I will be 21 and I will no longer be forgiven for my lack of proper male grooming and fashion.

What do I mean? For one, I hate cutting my hair and the small beard I have , talkless of combing it. Picture Woke Soyinka hair and beard, segalink's hair but uncombed, and shellock Holmes' attitude to vanity. Even Nair cutting is laborious.

I have never enter market to buy clothes alone before, all my clothe are bought by mum or my sisters. I follow my dad to buy sew clothe and to buy cover shoes. I don't have and fashion taste or identity.

I am in my fourth year of medical school, ward round and call demand I dress smart and dignified for the comfort of the patient, we are now supposed to wear corporate all days of the week and cheap ties will not do.

Whether I like or not, the way I dress, groom and look in school, church and the hospital is the way I will be addressed.
Come to me and I will teach u...but not for free.

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