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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Tall Guys So Much? by Johel(m): 9:20am On Aug 26, 2022

EmiDon11:
I dont know why nigerian girls love guys that are taller than them.

They so much love the type that when they hug him, thier hairs will be below the guy's jaw or neck.

They look down on short men so much.

If u are broke and tall, some nigerian girls will consider u.

But if u are short, come broke join, hmmmmm,
I have nothing to say.

So over to the girls,

Why una too like tall guys?

U talking nonsense...tall or short, people will surely go for what they want...only brainless things use height as a measure of love and humility.,

short men marry tall ladies,tall ladies marry short guys that they are interested in..someday una go get sense,maybe in the afterlife...

the world is too big to be reasoning from a shithole only...think outside the box,open your senses.

Business › Re: Nike Opens Flagship Store In Lagos, Nigeria (Photos) by Johel(m): 9:10am On Aug 26, 2022

[quote author=nlfpmod post=116070792][/quote]Sneakers wey dey tear pocket!

Politics › Re: SDP's Adewole Adebayo Makes Peter Obi Confirm His Source Of Information (Video) by Johel(m): 10:24am On Aug 25, 2022*

AnonPoet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6GGL2xwNU

After #PeterObi's speech at the NBA Conference, the SDP candidate challenged #PeterObi statistics and figures. When his handlers took him to safety from the throngs of lawyers wanting to have a glimpse of him, the first thing #PeterObi did was to show us where he gets his statistics from, the @NBS_Nigeria website.

See and hear Peter Obi panicking after the SDP presidential candidate Prince Adewole ADEBAYO spoke at the NBA Conference

. @PeterObi watched in awe as the SDP Presidential Candidate @Pres_Adebayo spoke at the 62nd edition of the annual NBA Conference in Lagos.
#HopeAgain2023

Peter obi has made some jobless people have a job,Peter obi gives his opposers nightmare,they are never comfortable hearing peter obi...e go be them like fire dey born Dem..

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Timeline: Six Months Of Russia’s War In Ukraine (Photos) by Johel(m): 10:21am On Aug 25, 2022

Jokerman:
6 months??

But they said Russia will take Ukraine in 2 Weeks...

What's happing Grandma Russia?

Be quiet...can't you see how many countries supporting and supplying Ukraine with man power, ammunition,and funds?

..did you see Russia run to anyone?... Without any interference,Russia will wipe Ukraine in that exact 2weeks.

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Politics › Re: NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video) by Johel(m): 8:32am On Aug 25, 2022

envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcjUQwmCiP4

NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nba-conference-nigerians-lack-heroes-says-chimamanda-adichie/%3famp

She's right, the ones younger Nigerians should be seeing as heroes are behaving like over grown idiots.

Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Joins ShettimaChallenge (Pictures) by Johel(m): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2022

Bukayosakes:
https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1561954968076226561?t=UlmKnqvMMj8DXjfOJ032bw&s=19[/quote]How did these men even come about??...na wa o

Jokes Etc › Re: Gyms In Nigeria by Johel(m): 1:49pm On Aug 23, 2022

Ishilove:
My kind of gym

What is wrong is wrong...the feast could be done some other place,not in a gym house,that's why the country just dey anyhow,no law and orderliness, people just do things anyhow without thinking properly.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by Johel(m): 1:43pm On Aug 23, 2022

Godsprojectayo:
Teaching job of 20k salary 7:30a.m to 4p.m or okada hustle for a bsc holder? which would you recommend?
All contributions will be appreciated please!

Okada hustle.

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Sports › Re: Moment Anthony Joshua broke down in tears after losing rematch with Usyk (Video) by Johel(m): 3:56am On Aug 23, 2022

jaybenugo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoX6ouwH6EM

https://www.skysports.com/amp/boxing/news/12040/12678205/usyk-vs-aj-anthony-joshua-breaks-down-in-tears-after-oleksandr-usyk-loss-im-upset-deep-down-in-my-heart

When you allow yourself get distracted, You allow things of the world have a great grip on you...you will become weak,I lost interest in him a long time....I saw his loss coming,he's not a dedicated boxer,he's a "fine boy boxer"

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Unveil Labour Party In Ile Ife, Osun State (Photos) by Johel(m): 3:45am On Aug 23, 2022

PresidObi:
Peter Obi is a man of honesty and integrity.

We need an honest set of people to rescue Nigeria from the grip of corrupt people.

Brother sell peter obi In peace, but forget the 'honesty' and 'integrity'.

Na still wetin Dem talk say buhari be, Mr integrity.

Celebrities › Re: Kizz Daniel: This Is The Most Handsome Musician In Nigeria! (Photos) by Johel(m): 3:36am On Aug 23, 2022

Islandlady:
No doubt Kizz Daniel who's real name is "Oluwatobilola Daniel" is the most handsome cute male musician and he is one of the most successful and talented singer in the country!

He is tall, Dark, cute, physical well built. . .He also have dimples

He has a very wonderful and lovely voice too! Kizz has been giving us hit songs back to back, especially Buga!

This is my opinion. . . You might agree or disagree! Thanks.

Haba, fear God na....Wizkid is the most handsome.. grin

Politics › Re: Seven-Time Winner Messi Misses Ballon D’or Nomination List by Johel(m): 9:00am On Aug 13, 2022

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Seven-time-winner-Messi-misses-Ballon-dOr-nomination-list

Man is still ahead of em all, they can only try to catch up...MESSI THE GOAT.

Politics › Re: The Moment Wike Denied Suing Atiku Over PDP Presidential Primary (Video) by Johel(m): 11:14pm On Aug 12, 2022

jaybenugo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiY7UXWkYnk

Wike Denies Suing Atiku Over PDP Presidential Primary

https://www.channelstv.com/2022/08/12/just-in-wike-denies-suing-atiku-over-pdp-presidential-primary/amp/

Wike and Dino melaye are really talented...Drama Kings grin

Politics › Re: Only Zombies Are Obedient – Femi Kuti by Johel(m): 11:03pm On Aug 12, 2022

aribisala0:
Only Eboes are not dull. They are the smartest ever

Let us see how an Eboe will become president in this Nigeria

It is spelt 'Igbo'/'igbos'.
Stop being bias and sentimental,you are too old for that, people should grow in wisdom not in foolishness..

If it's about tribe,yes,it's about time for the south west,but no it's not about tribe,it's about a credible and competent candidate..

Tinubu should retire,he is about the age,not physically and mentally fit/active due to old age,he also has so many unclean records.

Atuki was a vice,we all know his story, Tinubu is a drug dealer, a bias person and not sound enough to rule a great nation as Nigeria.
If he's capable let him stand up to straight interviews or debates,but no because he speaks gutter.

He holds Lagos,yet there's nothing mega about the city, individuals from all parts of the country and other foreign countries made up Lagos to what it is today, all Tinubu does is to take,and when he does something he will take back in 7folds by stylishly stealing from the people.

Peter Obi has fact files for you to go verify,he's vibrant, intelligent,Sound and physically fit in almost all ramifications..

PDP don do, People kick dem comot,APC do,we tolerated,now they are taking us for a fool for about 8years,and u want to keep enduring a very harsh economy filled with hardship and massive struggles?,when clearly you can play your part as a sane citizen by choosing or voting for the most competent candidate amongst em parties so that tomorrow,our future and generation can witness a better Nigeria.

With all happenings going on,insecurities,high cost of living,Naira decline,etc...it's enough reason for us to kick em out too,cos enough is enough!

Let's give Peter Obi a try,if he messes up too,we kick him out also and know that it's between Nigeria and the creator.

Thank you.

Celebrities › Re: Jason Njoku & Wife, Mary Marry For 2nd Time In Maldives (video) by Johel(m): 8:38pm On Aug 12, 2022

officialwdhtv:
IrokoTV founder Jason Njoku and wife actress Mary Njoku marry for 2nd time on their 10th wedding anniversary in the Maldives.

So lovely! Congratulations!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUwj-gdwTg

They don't know what to use money for.

Sports › Re: Best Soccer Player Tattoos; From Ibrahimovic's Lion To Messi's Jesus Depiction by Johel(m): 4:44pm On Aug 12, 2022

Adesina18111:
I love tattoos and I pray to have my body inked soon...every tattoo on these players has meaning to them and reason why they drew them is known to them...
I lost my mom in 2009 the day I gained admission...it was a painful experience to me...being her only child, the bond between us was and is still strong...so I wish to have her face at My back and I will name my first daughter her name...I must have my wife, kids' names on my chest and my Manchester United FC logo on my left arm...
Wish me well today Nairalanders...today is my birthday...
I dedicate this front page to my late mom... continue to rest on Mom

Hello, you got great choice of tattoos... kindly send a DM to @Ekotattoo on IG to book for consultation..

You can also check our works on IG @ekotattoo.

May the soul of your mum continue to rest in the lord..Amen.

Thanks.

Politics › Re: Only Zombies Are Obedient – Femi Kuti by Johel(m): 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2022

EndsarsReloaded:
This fool has messed himself up with narcotics. Just look at the nonsense he wrote and ask yourself if this guy is okay at all.

This fool at 40 is so dum.b he couldn't decipher that "Obi-dient" is coined from Obi, the name of the Labour Party presidential candidate? Why is he angry that Nigerian youths are trying to force a change and move the country away from the status quo of rot and decadence?

Anyways narcotics and bigotry is a deadly combo that will mess anyone up. Someone that ought to be a role model is busy disgracing himself.

Shame on you Femi, the legendary Fela Kuti would be disappointed in you.

Femi is a bias nincompoop, instead of him to go against those that tormented his great father, he's there talking like some d*mb old man.

Politics › Re: Only Zombies Are Obedient – Femi Kuti by Johel(m): 4:30pm On Aug 12, 2022

OkutaNla:
True that. That's why Obi can do no wrong in their eyes (which is a recipe for dictatorship). Same way they were 'Obidient' to Mazi Kanu is the way they're Obidient to PitObi. In other words, Obi is a repackaged MNK. We've all seen what Kanu's zombies are doing to their homeland; you dare not speak publicly against ipob's terrorist activities in igboland else you lose your head, it's like they're under seige and can't do anything about it.

Can Nigerians withstand an army of intolerant, acerbic, and belligerent Obidient zombies/'zombidients' with presidential backing?

You just typed Nonsense...if you like be disobedient and see how your life can ever be in order... obedience is better than sacrifice..Femi took the word "obedient" out of context...Maybe old age has started affecting his dull head.

Travel › Re: Cameroonian Man Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria For Better Life by Johel(m): 8:19am On Aug 11, 2022

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgWL1FS2l8

Cameroonian Man Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria For Better Life (Video)

https://www.instagram.com/p/ChEcxsKrz1g/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Foreigners make it in Naija more than nigerians tho...he's welcome to the shithole anyway.

Politics › Re: 2023: Wrong Choice Will Consume Nigeria, Says Obasanjo by Johel(m): 8:11am On Aug 11, 2022

Trumpcard05:
https://punchng.com/2023-wrong-choice-will-consume-nigeria-says-obasanjo/

Wrong choices has been the cause of all problems.

Celebrities › Re: Denrele Distance Self From Bobrisky, James Brown, Says He Is Not A Crossdresser by Johel(m): 8:10am On Aug 11, 2022

brightbright:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/i-am-not-a-crossdresser-denrele-distances-self-from-bobrisky-james-brown/amp/?fbclid=IwAR3pgK8oDgAp6UcT7-dbZ0duRUJaymvOLQZW_FyRxdZSmkA-1Y9sGmO-iqA&script_path=disqus-widget-safetylevel20longtail09

Great guy.

Politics › Re: COVID-19, Ukranian War Might Stop Nigeria From Reaching SDGs In 2030 – UN by Johel(m): 7:32am On Jul 14, 2022

oshozondii:
https://dailytrust.com/nigeria-not-close-to-achieving-sdgs-in-2030-un

Everything that happens in the world affects the shithole.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Replies Tinubu Over 'Derogatory' Remark by Johel(m): 7:26am On Jul 14, 2022

IamWonderful:
I am not responsible for your frustration, if you think Pandora Peter OBItuary will rescue you from extreme penury, better work harder, if your life is worthless now, Pandora Peter OBItuary cannot perform magic, he is not GOD, enough said, mind you I am not your parents you know that is down there, you see them crying and you think others cry for food too, what a despicable worthless life, and mind you as you have pronounced dead and OBItuary upon yourself and generation, you will never escape unless God is dead, if your calamitous life is too worthless to bear, stay away from my comments

You are a born fool incase your parents didn't tell you.

Celebrities › Re: Portable Flaunts Cash, Declares Support For Oyetola, APC by Johel(m): 5:38am On Jul 14, 2022

Mandate2023:
Its only in Nigeria that ppl that regards a country as zoo will all of a sudden know what's best for d country and dey start attacking other ppl's democratic right to support whoever one wishes too by propaganda and misguided tribal sentiments

When election campaign start proper we go start to dey see film

Tinubu is a thief,a drug lord and a miscreant....his mates are retired..

Family › Re: US-Based Nigerian Boy Ignores Parents Calls For Family Prayer, Plays Video Game by Johel(m): 5:34am On Jul 14, 2022

onthehill:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf6tNyFMAmg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Free the guy jor...let him play his game,y'all pray your prayer..

Politics › Re: Portable: I was Once Paid To Insult Tinubu, Now I Was Paid To Praise Him by Johel(m): 5:25am On Jul 14, 2022

SATANICALLY666:
https://punchng.com/apc-paid-me-to-endorse-tinubu-singer-portable/

This one Na fool Na...anywhere belle face, like father like son, miscreants..

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Replies Tinubu Over 'Derogatory' Remark by Johel(m): 5:10am On Jul 14, 2022

Peacemaker5128:
Peter Pandora Obituary is a thief

Your foolish father is a thief... Nitwit.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives His Classmates On Sallah Homage (Photos) by Johel(m): 12:38pm On Jul 13, 2022

LordviccoDaGuru:
more photos

That's how they will be forming prayer but evil dwells in their hearts.

Politics › Re: Man Refused To Collect Suya Wrapped With Tinubu's Picture On It (Video) by Johel(m): 11:40am On Jul 13, 2022

Deltawarri:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvSfoYQER8

A viral video shared online where a Nigeria man refused to pay for a suya meat rap with paper with Tinubu picture on it

I will do same and even more...I hate him with my full chest.

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Politics › Re: Lagos APC Mocks Funke Akindele’s Nomination, Says PDP Is Unserious by Johel(m): 8:49am On Jul 13, 2022

Latestreport1:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/politics/2023-apc-mocks-funke-akindeles-nomination-says-pdp-is-unserious/3tjeqwm?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

This APC people talk too much.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Blows Kisses As He Arrives At Osun APC Mega Rally by Johel(m): 7:01pm On Jul 12, 2022

blamingthedevil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlQWuD23DO4

With his rotten mouth that oozes. undecided

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