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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine: Russian Lawmakers Praise Putin After Rebel Recognition by Johel(m): 7:43am On Feb 23, 2022
MangekyoAlt:
Source

Cc; Lalasticlacla, Mynd44, Seun
Putin is the best president in the world.
Crime › Re: Missing Person: Have You Seen Elizabeth? (Picture) by Johel(m): 7:25am On Feb 23, 2022
Mynd44:
https://twitter.com/tinkizee2/status/1496136467340476421?t=05AuCdDTlcF2mqRI_hH1vA&s=19[/quote]She don follow prique go...hope she's found without belle or rape allegations.
Politics › Re: 2023: Why Jonathan, Now? - Innocent Lagi by Johel(m): 7:24am On Feb 23, 2022
AnonPoet:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/02/why-jonathan-now/
Jonathan hasn't officially declared interest yet neither has he stated he's with APC....he contest,he loses again...failure on him.
Family › Re: This Woman Doesn’t Deserve To Be Cheated On” – Man Shares How He Stopped Himself by Johel(m): 10:46pm On Feb 22, 2022
tydi:
A man identified as Maxwell Banzi, is currently trending on Facebook after he shared how he stopped himself from cheating on his wife with an old co-worker.

Man shares

According to him, the said co-worker contacted him on Facebook and revealed that she was interested in him and is willing to do anything to be in his life.

After receiving the message, Maxwell who was lying in bed beside his wife, said he thought about the lady’s proposal and concluded that his wife doesn’t deserve to be cheated on.

Read his full post below,

“As I was sleeping with my partner last night �I got a notification from fb. I stood up to check; it was a friend request from a lady. I decided to go through her profile to know who she is. Finally, I found out that it was my old time coworker.

I accepted her friend request and she sent me a massage “Hello” since I was still online. I replied “Hi, I heard you are in a serious relationship ” I responded, “Yes”. she said, “I used to have a huge crush on you and I was afraid to tell you but I’m not afraid anymore✋really love you and I’m willing to do whatever it takes just to be part of your life”.

Hmmm�I quickly closed the chat to make sure my partner was sleeping�and I just slid off the bed and sat my ass down and asked myself is this girl worth my time�.

I looked at my lovely wife , she was deeply sleeping after the busy and exhausting day she had from taking care of our son and chores. As I was still looking at her, something came into my mind. “This woman doesn’t deserve to be cheated on, look at how safe and comfortable she’s sleeping in our bed. She really trusts me so much that I can’t hurt her” I started thinking, ” she left her family, her caring mother and father, who at all times were providing almost everything she needed and her siblings who always brightened her day. But she decided to leave all that behind just to come and share her entire life with me. All these thoughts and more were driving me crazy. Then I asked myself, “how can I do this wickedness to this innocent woman?”

So I hurriedly picked up my phone and hit the “BLOCK” button.I turned to my lovely wife and I rolled over to the bed and cuddled her and she adjusted herself to accommodate me�♥️ I can’t afford to lose her trust or make her cry. Never!

I really hope my bond with my partner doesn’t break, I really love my Ayanda Chantell Mnyambo ❤️�”

See his post below,

lalasticlala
As a married man...it's unacceptable to cheat on your WIFE.
Music/Radio › Re: Quiting My School Plans To Focus On Music by Johel(m): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2022
ThatsONYI:
shocked


After escaping from the NwaBoi apprenticeship asylum, I wanted to head back to school; but since I wasn't paid a penny - and it's been a long time I left school. I'm dropping the idea.

Don't get me wrong, it hurts but I got a lot on my shoulders. So I'm taking my time to build myself mentally, physically etc. I'm yet to fully recover from the crazy things, I went through. I wanna get my life back on track, make my family proud, and yeah, get to see my mom after 4 years.

I'm gonna turn 20 by March 28, so I'm tryna make a difference; spent all my late teen years trying to please these humans. I ended up burning my heart in this fire consuming this sinful world.

So I'm back, it doesn't matter how you fall but how you bounce back. When I die, I wanna die happy, knowing I lived for a reason. I don't care how long it takes, but I'ma make an impact through music.

Hell yeah, I'm broke but I just got a menial job to support myself. I'm also working on my sound, I love hip hop and I'ma make a change in this industry.

Guess what? I just hit the studio today and I'm dropping a crazy 5 minutes remix to Eminem Detroit Vs everybody, yeah it's crazy but I gotta vision.

My name is Onyi
Well,...don't do hardcore rap sha and even if u Wana do,your beat must be out of this world (international standard)..Use afrobeats and flow like drake on it,bass and tempo must touch the soul,lyrics must be tight,cos people will be listening and taking note,the Sound fusion's Gona be something peculiar,even Superboy cheque still uses the normal trap pattern,...use afrobeats and a touch of international hiphop flavours, underground trap sounds and all....When you do any dope song or freestyle,post on SoundCloud...it will cost u though,but with consistency,someone will find u and sign you locally or internationally..And when you blow, struggle levels will be history in mins...But still get back to education,either by class or by knowledge... wink wink
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Rema, Others Can Be Sued For Promoting Fraudulent Brands - Olajengbesi by Johel(m): 4:55pm On Feb 22, 2022
Islie:
Davido, Rema, Other Nigerian Celebrities Can Be Sued For Promoting Fraudulent Brands, Says Lawyer



http://saharareporters.com/2022/02/22/davido-rema-other-nigerian-celebrities-can-be-sued-promoting-fraudulent-brands-says
They should be arrested and interrogated sef...don't put people's monies into any kinda unreliable scheme using your influence.
Celebrities › Re: Nina Ivy To Cover Her Scars With A Tattoo by Johel(m): 4:53pm On Feb 22, 2022
TunezMediaBlog:
Nina seen defending her decision to get a tattoo on her sleek milk skin after fans chastised and begged the reality star against tainting her beauty, which led to suggestions that her surgical scars might be taking too long to heal.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaRUDKktnYu/?utm_medium=copy_link
Ok...let her visit @hadytattoos FALOMO W BAR for the best tattoos in Nigeria...Contact me directly for details and bookings.
Crime › Re: Help Guys , A Thief Outsmarted Me And Ran Away With My Tecno Spark 7 by Johel(m): 12:17pm On Feb 22, 2022
mayorrode:
Morning guys , sorry for my disturbance. this recently happened in magodo. I was helping my aunt in her new shop and I was the only one in it.

Around 7 pm, a guy came in claiming he wants to buy some alcohol (buyers are allowed in because the shop, it's designed like a store). He bought it, I gave him his change in 200 naira notes but then he claimed he needs 500 naira and I told him I dont have.

He returned the goods, then he bought it again and I gave him change and he started saying he needs 500 naira notes, I told him I dont have. He kept on with this and was too close to me, I was quite suspecting him.

He then later bought it and claimed he needs water I went to the fridge to take it. Foolish me forgetting my phone was being charged close to the fridge, he followed me. Then gave me 200 and 50 for 50 naira sachet water. i looked at him confused and asked him the reason for the additional 200. He spoke gibberish and i turned to take the water and turned back. BOOM!!!! he's gone. Attended to the next customer, went to pick my phone and oh no!!! error 404 not found.


Guys pls help me out. read a few threads similar to it . can i trust Nigerian police to help me out . i am a teen and i bought the phone myself 70k hard earned money . i know partially he stole the wrong phone cos now that m phoneless i v no job other than tracking him every hour till he switches it on an d i get him but guys pls help me with ur idea and advises.

This is especially cruel to me since my birthday is eight days away. Happened yday night embarassed
i will be entering the university soon , really sad.
Mumu and mumu... grin grin grin
Education › Re: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by Johel(m): 10:51am On Feb 22, 2022
Worldlegend:
My friend is a serving corp member, she asked her pupil to draw human hand..

Checkout their performance below

The first one is her own
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Second picture is fair...but u see that Godzilla hand ehn.. grin grin grin....
Education › Re: Uk Universities Continue Strike As More Universities Join (photos) by Johel(m): 10:46am On Feb 22, 2022
Serendip:
In total, 68 universities nationwide are being hit with strike action in the UK over a number of issues including working conditions, pay and pension among others.




https://www.thestar.co.uk/education/sheffield-hallam-university-staff-join-strike-over-pay-and-working-conditions-3578521
grin grin grin this world ehn..well,Na small thing London use pass Naija...if no be say Naija government Na bastard,who London be?...so Wetin happen for Naija fit happen there too,dem get hand for Naija Wahala sef.... international neighbours. grin
Politics › Re: DSTV Giving Channel 419 To NTA Is Not A Coincidence - Reno Omokri (Photo) by Johel(m): 10:42am On Feb 22, 2022
nyiamfrank:
Reno Omokri has explained that it is a deliberate move by DStv to assign channel "419" to Nigeria's owned broadcaster, NTA, noting that section 419 of the criminal code has all to do with scam and all sorts of financial fraud.

See his post below



https://www.instagram.com/p/CaPmvtYMDAc/?utm_medium=copy_link
He got a point though...because DSTV naija can't say they don't know what 419 stands for in Za kwantiri
Politics › Re: Reno To Aregbesola: Tinubu, Oyetola Will Destroy You, Expose Asiwaju’s Secrets by Johel(m): 10:35am On Feb 22, 2022
adenigga:
Reno Omokri, a former Presidential aide, has called on the Minister of Interior, Rauf Aregbesola, to expose the secret behind the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu’s wealth.

Omokri was reacting to the result of the APC primary election for the forthcoming gubernatorial poll in Osun State, where Aregbesola’s candidate, Moshood Adeoti, lost his (Aregbesola) ward to Governor Gboyega Oyetola, his political rival.

According to Omokri, a socio-political activist, if the minister fails to take action by crippling the political ambition of Tinubu, the former Lagos State Governor and Oyetola may frustrate him after President Muhammadu Buhari’s tenure.

In a post on his official Instagram page, Omokri urged Buhari’s Minister to expose the real age and other secrets Tinubu, a 2023 presidential candidate, may have been keeping from Nigerians.

He said:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CaKfGXoMbnS/?utm_medium=copy_link
Reno shouldn't be doing this though...well.... undecided undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Woman Trying To Cast & Bind A Traditionalist On A Busy Road by Johel(m): 10:32am On Feb 22, 2022
Funnyandviral:
Video of a Christian lady is trending on Tiktok, as she try to cast and bind a traditionalist, she saw on a busy street, as per casting out evil or devil.

The traditionalist was seen watching the young lady display

Watch video here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIXWkqBC6A
Chai...she thinks casting and binding demons is all about prayers from the mouth...if the prayer is mere hypocrisy,the demon will be smiling, getting ready to hit back hard... Religion have made many gone blind,they don't understand true spirituality in Christ.
Family › Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by Johel(m): 10:27am On Feb 22, 2022
jaybenugo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaNFruLtwA2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I don't seem to understand how....what has he been doing with his life and time??..I don't believe.
Forum Games › Re: How Wide Read Are You? by Johel(m): 5:49pm On Feb 21, 2022
Ricky97:
Guys checkout how updated you are with some world's famous people.
Michael Jackson...my only true King after lord God Almighty and his holy son Jesus christ...I see bob Marley,Jordan, Abraham Lincoln...and others lol.
Crime › Re: Moses Oko, Killer Of Jennifer Anthony (UNIJOS Student) Goes Dumb In Court by Johel(m): 5:41pm On Feb 21, 2022
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: "Women Are Not Created For Men To Understand" (Video) by Johel(m): 11:54am On Feb 21, 2022
immortalcrown:
No wonder man just has to manage women. Therefore, men are not created for women to understand. God created men in the total absence of women. So, women should sleep and allow God to make man who God wants man to be. Let it not be one-sided.
Read what u typed again...does it make sense to you??
Crime › Re: Ondo Kidnappers Sleep Off, Chief Ojo Ajaguna Escapes by Johel(m): 7:18am On Feb 21, 2022
Politics › Re: 2023: "You Will Be President But After Me", Tinubu Tells Youths In Oyo (Video) by Johel(m): 7:15am On Feb 21, 2022
Hisbah21:
maybe if Tinubu fail to become president in 2023_ he will eventually die of heart attack
Nigerians are foolish people...he might become president...This I see and I feel extremely sad at what's about to come...God help us.
Crime › Re: Court Document Reveals ‘Army General’ Behind ₦10.9 Billion Assets Seized By EFCC by Johel(m): 5:58pm On Feb 20, 2022
Loveurneighbour:
By Ameh Ejekwonyilo and Kunle Sanni

Court document reveals ‘army general’ behind N10.9billion assets seized by EFCC
The court document obtained by PREMIUM TIMES removes the confusing attribution of the N10.9 billion worth of assets to an unnamed “top military officer”.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/512474-court-document-reveals-army-general-behind-n10-9billion-assets-seized-by-efcc.html
10.9 billion...AH!...and country dey sink??
Christianity Etc › Re: Donnie McClurkin Calls Super Bowl Halftime Performance "Absolutely Fantastic" by Johel(m): 5:55pm On Feb 20, 2022
ikorodureporta:
Right Or Wrong...

Halftime that featured Dr Dre, Snoop, Eminem, 50 Cent, Kendrick, MJB.....& Mr Pastor says its absolutely fantastic grin
Very solid show! From start to finish
Crime › Re: 19-year-old Kenyan Man Nailed To A Tree For Stealing Radio by Johel(m): 6:43am On Feb 19, 2022
Righteousness2:
Haba! Nailed to a tree!!! That's Some wicked act.

These are the kind of torture that is gonna be live here in Earth for those who are left behind and refuse to take the Mark of the Beast after the Rapture of the Church! It's gonna be from torture to torture!

Now is the time to Ensure you are not left behind! Come to JESUS Now! There is no more time me! JESUS IS COMING!

I will take that mark....I love Jesus but I hate suffer.
Sports › Re: “life Is Just Unfair, I’m Tired Of Trying” – Asisat Oshoala (photo) by Johel(m): 6:38am On Feb 19, 2022
[quote author=Aonkuuse post=110339576][/quote]Life indeed is so unfair.
Celebrities › Re: David Hundeyin Considers Quitting Journalism, Says It's Not Lucrative by Johel(m): 10:04pm On Feb 18, 2022
Travel › Re: 17 Travellers Burn To Death In Fatal Crash On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Graphic) by Johel(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18, 2022
OmoOgunOriginal:
https://rockcityfmradio.com/2022/02/18/seventeen-burnt-to-death-in-a-fatal-crash-on-lagos-ibadan-expressway/
Sigh...this reminds me of how my mother escaped death, sometime around 2010 she was traveling to Osun State from IB...she was sleeping but woke up to tell the driver to slow down,but all passengers said she too dey fear,before she noticed,Na accident!,a strong force threw her off from the back glass,she landing on building blocks as the car tumbles...all 17 passengers died,she was the only survival...NTA came to interview her then,they were surprised she was alive seeing how much injuries she sustained...I saw my mum and I felt pain,since then seeing all the stitches and pain,my heart grew bitter,I became a very sad person till today...I don't pray for such to happen to any loved one.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Goes For Commercial Flight After Bragging About Flying Strictly Private by Johel(m): 9:51pm On Feb 18, 2022
onthehill:
Bobrisky Goes For Commercial Flight After Bragging About Flying Strictly Private (Photo, Video)


https://www.instagram.com/p/CaHOkOpLaaI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Make we hear word...they all live fake life.
Christianity Etc › Re: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Johel(m): 9:49pm On Feb 18, 2022
onthehill:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaHXdFMLldr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
All they do is dish out trash to gullible fellows..
Celebrities › Re: Ibrahim Suleiman: Why I Cohabited With My Wife, Linda Ejiofor Before Marriage by Johel(m): 4:14pm On Feb 18, 2022
Happened:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/02/17/why-i-cohabited-with-my-wife-before-marriage-ibrahim-suleiman/
This guy used to be my friend during the days of Street dancing....though he was a senior colleague in the game then...we call him captain quest.
Business › Re: Savings In Insurance Bank or Piggybank Which One Is Advicesable? by Johel(m): 2:11pm On Feb 18, 2022
obembet:
Good morning Nairalanders,

I work in a very reputable company and my salary is good at my age, I spent money alot on unnecessary things. A friend of mine always advice me to save because things might not be keep rossy like this in future which I don't pray for . So I think it's best for me to have a reserve because of raining days.

I always wish to have discipline account Which I will find it difficult to touch no matter the challenges, but all my calculations is not working, am not lucky when it come to all this akawo or Ajo ( daily contribution or cooperative savings), most of them always get issues when it come to my turn to collect. .

I don't know if it's village people or luck. This has make me lose money in all this Ponzi scheme, MBA etc.

There some insurance agent that do come to my office and introduce thier savings scheme which I love thier benefits ( Tax rebate and life cover. I will not die now in Jesus name) but what people say about getting money when it come to maturity do scared me. A friend of mine lose over 6M in cash craft ( they are not insurance ).

I have several bank account, I know savings in bank is good but I can always terminate my contract whenever I need money they because they don't have charges.

So all this has been given me serious issue and I want to start saving this year.

Can I pick savings plan with insurance or I should just go to the bank?
Piggy...no charges,no mago mago,no stress....just save and discipline.
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by Johel(m): 1:16pm On Feb 18, 2022
kyber:
Entering into a Commercial transport vehicle and using sit belts has become a terrible problem and a bad decision to those who use it .

The fear of getting your white or any other bright fabric material stained with the Seat belt In the vehicle while going to work or any other important occasion has caused great worry

Drivers don’t clean the seat belts of their vehicle but why?

Same thing happened to me and I was devastated


Here is another example below (picture)

Narrate your experience !!!
What do you think?
Eya...had same experience sometime ago,was so uncomfortable afterwards,I watch how I use their seat belts since then...I mostly just hold it without it having any tight contact with my clothe.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives The President Of Guinea-Bissau, Sissoco Embalo by Johel(m): 7:28am On Feb 17, 2022
Politics › Re: 2023 Elections: There Will Be Trouble In Nigeria If PDP Loses - Sule Lamido by Johel(m): 1:51pm On Feb 16, 2022

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