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Career / Re: Goals To Pursue Before 30 by Johilo(m): 7:55pm On Jan 21, 2019
Knox123:


Pm me, I have got e-book for u, plus I'll add u to our telegram group.

opps.. I don't knw hw to pm u but here's my email address: johilo3z@gmail.com or u can reach me on 07068043761.. Tnks
Politics / Re: Many Injured As Buhari Campaigns In Borno by Johilo(m): 7:26pm On Jan 21, 2019
Today, its ''many injured as buhari campaigns in borno'' but next time it will be ''many feared dead as buhari campaigns in borno.... A lifeless messiah

Career / Re: Goals To Pursue Before 30 by Johilo(m): 4:09pm On Jan 21, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I've got a 6 figure saving and I'm not 30 yet. Investing in mini importation to make ends meet.


Financial independence is Bae
bros pls show me de way na.... I'm really interestd in dis importation buizness but don't knw hw to get startd!
Religion / Re: A Friend Died Since 2009 And Still Appears In My Dreams, Is This Normal? by Johilo(m): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2019
wink
bedspread:
It's Not Normal!

The Living and Dead has nothing in common!

It's not a Good sign!
african tinking
Politics / Re: 18,000 APC Members Join PDP In Benue; Declare Support For Atiku, Ortom, Moro by Johilo(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2019
jumper524:
its okay if they support atiku but its foolishness supporting ortom,
ortom is a massive debtor, ortom has no reasonable development in Benue, ortom has made the state too vulnerable in every situation,

always playing victimization. I mean how long would he keep looking helpless in every situation. under ortom, Benue is now the worst state in the middle belt and instead of dealing with the fact he's blaming the president for all misfortunes including his inability to pay salaries as though they were no allocation in the state.

to the people of Benue. ortom is more of a bigger problem to you that the president you think.

before ortom was born Fulani has been living in Benue state, they have been there for long and have their place in history.
instead of approving the grazing reserves that would bring a permanent solution to famers and herders crisis, you were pushed like an average man to reject it not puting into consideration the past and future conflicts that has been happening.

see ya mouth... Watin u knw about benue.... Think before typing
Politics / Re: Buhari Sheds A Tear As He Campaigns In Kaduna, Overwhelmed By Crowd (videos, Pix by Johilo(m): 8:34am On Jan 19, 2019
Tunasco4u:
Atiku can never be my option,in my life i have never vote for the losers,I always vote the right persons and I will vote Alh Muhammad Buhari the winner of the coming election
go fu*ck ur sister.... Buhari fire!
Health / Natural Remedies For Health by Johilo(m): 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2019
Blood tonic and blood purifier: prepare one cup of pineapple juice. Add mashed banana, one raw egg. Mix the mixture very well and add one cup of honey and mix thoroughly.. Administer as a single dose at night before going to bed


Severe cough: grind some bitter kola (10) and mix the powder to 35cl bottle of natural undiluted honey to form syrup.. Recommended dosage:
ADULT: 3 spoon 3 times daily
CHILDREN: 1 spoon 3 times daily


Severe malaria: Gather three handful of lemon grass, 10 lime orange, one sliced pineapple, 2 sliced grape orange, 2 handful of pawpaw leaves (carica papaya) 4 litres of water.. Put to boil all the combination in a big pot
Recommended dosage:
ADULT: one glass (35cl) 3 times daily for seven days
CHILDREN UNDER 2YEARS:
1 table spoon 3 times daily
CHILDREN ABOVE 5YEARS:
1/2 glass twice daily


Food combination for sperm booster: grinded soya beans with groundnuts added to pap to be taken together with roosted plantain.. After food take carrots...


Rashes on the private part: bitter leaves and scent leaves pulped into a small soft ball and rubbed hard on the affected area will do the magic.


Low blood pressure: make a tea infusion of mistletoe leaves... Mistletoe is a parasite plant that normally grows on top of another tree.. It is reliable in the treatment of diabetes, high blood pressure and low blood pressure.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Has Succeeded In Motivating Yahoo Boys – Man Blames Singer by Johilo(m): 2:18pm On Jan 18, 2019
ZinoFasisi:


I agree oo bros, since u say am justify their songs. Abeg explain to me how their jargons song motivate pants for benz?

Na people like u go say 2pac, biggie, lil wayne wey dey sing about beef, weed, drugs and women songs makes sense, but nigerians own na jargons

Oga no curse explain logically
oga wait yet... U no fit compare lil kesh music wit adekunle gold own na.... Adekunle gold songs get meanin but lil kesh own na about sex.. Na just bad tin he de run mouth on....... Though i no de listen to tu pac or biggie abi hw u call am... I no even get time for dis lil kesh music sef
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Has Succeeded In Motivating Yahoo Boys – Man Blames Singer by Johilo(m): 12:07pm On Jan 18, 2019
ZinoFasisi:
Olamide that guy sef, I heard his song motivated politicians to steal our money, motivated Nigeria ns to see any1 who returns money he/she founds to the owner as Mumu, motivated evans to kidnap, motivated boko haram terrorists, motivated rapists, motivated yahoo yahoo that started way back as 2000, motivated drug dealers...

Kilode gan na, nobody motivates nobody to do evil, how can u blame some1 else for another person's action. If u don't understand music perspective, then don't listen to it. Nigerians, we are naturally dishonest, stupid and wicked. Money ritual exist even b4 olamide was born, Internet fraud existed b4 he started his musical career, Yahooplus/ritual and buying of benz started years B4 that song was released, why blame him for other people's actions.

That logo benz song, they sang from the perspective of desperate young man just like actors act as robbers or kidnappers. The song explain how desperate boy are so people especially girls can be careful. You are here saying d song motivated people to use pants as if they have not been using pants b4 the song was released.

You can as well commit any crime, when caught tell the police an artist's song motivated u make we see who go go jail.

When I see Nigerians argue and cursing each other on tribe, religion and who they will Vote for between Buhari and Atiku, I just conclude the ones are stupid. WHY THE HELL WILL YOU VOTE FOR EITHER OF THEM? 1 is very very dull/unintelligent, the other as huge integrity issues and both are too old WHY?
shut up and gerara here.... Stop justifyin der deeds....... Dos guys are singing jagons
Politics / Re: Vote Me, I'll Promote National Unity; Buhari Promises Nigerians by Johilo(m): 11:28am On Jan 18, 2019
SalamRushdie:
this man is really not aware of the reality on ground
still talkin of security in d country and asking for our votes!
To hell with BUHari

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Stealing Female Pants Stained With Mentrual Blood by Johilo(m): 11:10am On Jan 18, 2019
Notin is a waste in naija... Pants with or without blood can still be used for ritual... Sooner or later dey will start using bra and wig

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shows Backside #10YearsChallenge, Throws Shade by Johilo(m): 10:10am On Jan 15, 2019
BOOMnaija:
The amount of sperm wey go don deposit for dat yansh ehn!....


But d bad thing is that as fine as this lady, the hole go still dey smell rotten fish.
i just de feel like to f*ck her yansh... Dis one go deep and tight wella!....
Car Talk / Re: Robot Dogs In Driverless Vans Are The Delivery System Of The Future - Photos by Johilo(m): 7:17pm On Jan 14, 2019
thorbar:
Unfortunately here in Nigeria the Dog will be stolen with the package before delivery
and ransom will be demanded for its release! Dis is Job opportunity broda's

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Security Guards Wanted. by Johilo(m): 10:08am On Jan 12, 2019
Very good... Please i will prefer a place where i can be workin on night
i have done security for 4yrs now and i have experience..... I'm staying close to oshodi incase security operative are needed along dat axis... Thanks
Music/Radio / Re: Falz – 'Talk' (Lyrics) by Johilo(m): 9:41pm On Jan 11, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:
Who be falz? Na comedian abi na footballer?

Any musician outside phyno, runtown, naeto c, and even as far back as the legendary chief osita osadebe no be musician.
who be dis one.... Go and read d lyrics again

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Religion / Re: Baptism: Archbishop Andries Moeti Drowns Before Church Members (Photo) by Johilo(m): 9:32pm On Jan 11, 2019
Alepa:

Is that all you got ?
You will soon call me Indian Buddhist
wasted souL....mind de way u thinK.. Anti-christ

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Crime / Re: Security Guard Slaps Lady For Raining Insults On Him At An Eatery (pics) by Johilo(m): 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2019
Kondos to d person dat invented slap....
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Sports / Re: Am Finally Delivered From Sport Betting: Glory Be To God!!!!!!!!! by Johilo(m): 10:41am On Jan 07, 2019
Op... U've taken d right step..
I was once in ur shoes though i haven't spent much as u did.. You see, betting has an invisible force attached to it.... Once u're into it, it will be defficult for u to back out... U have got to resist dat urge and always stay focused dat means not going back to ya old ways!... Have new start!
Crime / Re: Man Beheads Businessman For Money Ritual In Osun by Johilo(m): 6:11pm On Jan 06, 2019
All because of money.... Endtime
Family / Re: I Easily Get Angry And Keep Malice A Lot, Please Help by Johilo(m): 9:06pm On Jan 03, 2019
Sellfish:
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oga u're indeed sellfish to be posting such tin on dis thread.... Didn't u read d topic bfore commentin?
Family / Re: I Easily Get Angry And Keep Malice A Lot, Please Help by Johilo(m): 9:04pm On Jan 03, 2019
emmabest2000:
Drink kerosene any time the urge to become angry surface

Thank me later
bobby don'y give a Bleep
Family / Re: I Easily Get Angry And Keep Malice A Lot, Please Help by Johilo(m): 8:52pm On Jan 03, 2019
EbukaHades10:
Anytime u start to feel angry,take a very deep long breath and ask urself if what u are getting angry over is worth it.
thumbs up man, you're on point
Literature / Re: A Fatal Love {Sequel to 'The Sugar Mum'} by Johilo(m): 7:42pm On Dec 24, 2018
Nice one boss.... Our Alex is about to go on another adventure wit lara AkA "the baby lawyer" dOOmsday!!

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Advised Against Wearing Anklet By A Follower. She Replies by Johilo(m): 7:26am On Dec 18, 2018
ala234crity:
why her knee black like that...
yoruba and bleaching na 5&6....

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Advised Against Wearing Anklet By A Follower. She Replies by Johilo(m): 7:13am On Dec 18, 2018
DrToche:
Am much interested in men growing their beards
Simi can keep been simi..
pls i want to grow my front hairline... Can u help me?
Literature / Re: A Fatal Love {Sequel to 'The Sugar Mum'} by Johilo(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2018
I don't blame enny for her actions.... Alex deserves de worst... He started all dis mess without tinkin twice and now kasala don burst....

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Romance / Re: Yakubu Chanji Nafsi-Nafsi Bride Is 20 Years, N300,000 Paid As Dowry by Johilo(m): 2:01am On Dec 15, 2018
De first one is always d correct one..... She can't be married 4 de 3rd time at 20yrs... Fake newsss
Celebrities / Re: Simi Deletes Photo Of Herself Kissing Adekunle Gold, Replaces It With Another by Johilo(m): 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
angry I hate make woman dey force herself on top man.
but u like make man dey force himself on top u..
Politics / Re: Osinbajo In Germany, Says Grand Corruption Nigeria’s Greatest Problem by Johilo(m): 5:10pm On Dec 11, 2018
So he have to travel to germany just to say dat....

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