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Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by Johilo(m): 2:12pm On Feb 05
Kevineleven:
Don't know about you
I once met a girl and bleeped her same day because of a fake gold chain that I was wearing, all it cost was a transport from her location to my home 500
Well prepared indomie, fried egg and coke 1k
Another 500 for her tfare back home.
Total = 2k
sabi man...

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Three Women Same Day In Benue by Johilo(m): 11:47pm On Jan 31
Bullfallo:
Local girls. They will start trade and end up taking care of him while he only pay rents and other small small bills
e pain you
Politics / Re: Ogun: Two Police Inspectors, Corporal Dismissed For Robbery by Johilo(m): 11:44pm On Jan 31
Dismissed or arrested
Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by Johilo(m): 2:16pm On Jan 31
Stop being a baby mama.... Its not every man that likes okirika or fairly used stuff
Sports / Re: Cameroon Prophet Elijah Abiri Prophesied That Cameroon Will Defeat Nigeria 3:1 by Johilo(m): 12:43pm On Jan 30
Slay prophet.... This one looks like a dengerous gambler
Crime / Re: Undergraduate Slaughtered Girlfriend For Seizing His Phone In Ogun by Johilo(m): 12:38pm On Jan 30
What a crazy world we are living in.. Those guys get mind sha
So he no see where to follow the girl talk execpt na inside bush.. Moreover i don't trust that her friend though.. Rip to her sha
Health / Re: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by Johilo(m): 8:43pm On Jan 29
CharleyBright:


I see you, poor drunkard.
How many sachets have you gulp today?
It will soon burn your intestines and spill them out.
Werey.
you're as FATUOUS as ur comment.. i believe you also know that smoking kills.. so quit now and reason like a normal poor spoilt kid that you're.. bas"ard ode
Health / Re: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by Johilo(m): 3:52pm On Jan 29
CharleyBright:
It is a common denominator for Poverty stricken drunks.
i sight you rich ODE...
Health / Re: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by Johilo(m): 3:47pm On Jan 29
You did not even mention nigerian police, security guards, olosho's and the rest
Career / Re: Must I Study Medicine Or Pharmacology In Order To Sell Drugs In Nigeria? by Johilo(m): 3:27pm On Jan 29
You wan go learn how to sale drugs too... No go give person vitamin c for malaria o
Una dey always find easy way to something

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by Johilo(m): 3:24pm On Jan 29
This story is not adding up abeg.... Why would you leave your kids behind and moved to your father's house alone....
And to make the matter worst you still said you don't want to lose him whereass he doesn't want you anymore.. No average nigerian woman will ever go and beg that man alone execept with her parents.. Where is your self-esteem as a woman? Yeye story
Crime / Re: Female Student Commits Suicide Over ‘Failed Relationship’ by Johilo(m): 3:08pm On Jan 29
JasonScoolari:
Proper investigation should be carried out thoroughly... I don't think a 24yrs old would be this foolish to end her life when men surplus.
COMRADE, go and investigate it yourself

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Shakes King Sunny Ade Instead Of Kneeling, Sparks Outrage by Johilo(m): 6:05pm On Jan 27
hafeeanubasy:
GEN Z


VERY DISRESPECTFUL GENERATION

IF YOU DONT GREET THEM FIRST,THEY WILL NOT GREET YOU,ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS AMONG THEM.

AND NO MATTER HOW OLD ARE YOU,THEIR GREETING STARTS AND ENDS WITH "HI"
HI
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon When Jay Jay Okocha Scored Cameroon With Beautiful Free Kick by Johilo(m): 10:16am On Jan 27
Thats when super eagles are in action but now we have super chickens
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by Johilo(m): 9:56am On Jan 27
Funmy23:
A lot of people here are illiterates cheesy
including us
Romance / Re: Jesse Jane And Boyfriend, Brett Hasenmueller Dead After Suspected Overdose by Johilo(m): 8:49am On Jan 27
Righteousness2:
Ladies and Gentlemen, take the matter of your Eternity serious.
There is Life after Death. Which is Forever and Ever.

Don't Joke or play with the privilege breath in your Nostrils.

No matter the prayer made for the dead, There is no repentance after death.

Heaven is real.
Hell fire is real

Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity
Live for JESUS Christ.
Live with JESUS Christ.

Righteousness2 is back

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Sports / Re: The Most Beautiful African Female Fans At The AFCON (Pictures) by Johilo(m): 8:42am On Jan 27
Na beauty u dey find.. Oya go bleep the na
Education / Re: Amara Ezenwoye Bags Masters Degree From UK University (Photos) by Johilo(m): 8:39am On Jan 27
This one were dat small girl dey raise leg up and down.. Hope its not what her mother did
Education / Re: Saheed Wahab Dies 24 Hours After Arriving In UK For Postgraduate Studies by Johilo(m): 9:10am On Jan 25
Fisiryorh:
Sudden death syndrome a.k.a Village people...
they're like mtn
Everywhere you go
Village people no wan gree for anybody (success)... May his soul RIP
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by Johilo(m): 7:40pm On Jan 22
Nigeria dey always look for easy win.. Last time na penalty if not na draw and today now if not for own goal them for play draw

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Crime / Re: Man Escapes From Kidnappers' Den After He & 5 Others Were Abducted In Kogi by Johilo(m): 7:16pm On Jan 22
superCleanworks:


87% will not understand the gravity and depth of this statement. Nigeria is so SURREAL.
we're in zootopia
Crime / Re: Man Escapes From Kidnappers' Den After He & 5 Others Were Abducted In Kogi by Johilo(m): 7:14pm On Jan 22
We're ready to help TAKE US TO THEIR DEN
Romance / Re: Lady Asked A Woman To Sleep With Her And Her Man For €700 In Lagos (Video) by Johilo(m): 3:55pm On Jan 22
I believe she did it anyway... The way country hard sef if na me i no mind
Romance / Re: Lady Asked A Woman To Sleep With Her And Her Man For €700 In Lagos (Video) by Johilo(m): 3:53pm On Jan 22
This is the greatest tinubulation of all time....

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Crime / Re: Fake Naval Officer Arrested By Real Navy by Johilo(m): 3:27pm On Jan 22
AllahOfBlood:
cheesy

That's Nigeria for everyone, a country where people fake it and present it to zombies and they accept it without questioning.

Some people attended a primary school before the said school came to existence, we never question it.

Same individual attended a Chicago State University with female gender identity and the judiciary rules it over without questioning and Nigerians accepted the judgement without questioning either

Even a top national personality have a dual citizenship, once caught in drugs cases in America and forfeited his asset to the US government according to the United States criminal law, came back to Nigeria and rule over zombies and no one question it.

Biko this is Nigeria where anybody can be anything. Free the man let him go in peace
this country reminds me of zootopia (an animation film) where anybody can be anything... That film is somehow connected to nigeria (zoo)

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Career / Re: Female Soldier, Ruth Ogunleye Arrested After Complaining About Sexual Harassment by Johilo(m): 10:21pm On Jan 21
Bleep the last order.. I swear down had it been my sis, all of 'em will go down....
Career / Re: Female Soldier, Ruth Ogunleye Arrested After Complaining About Sexual Harassment by Johilo(m): 10:14pm On Jan 21
She no gree for anybody
Family / Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Johilo(m): 2:57pm On Jan 20
Namaster:


You sound like a closeted demon.

A father is trying to guarantee a BETTER future for his kid and the only thing that crosses your mind is that he'd manipulate the kid against you?

Is that what you've been doing since the divorce?

You disgust me.

ALSO, the kid is still a MINOR. If you don't sign a consent form that states the kid is going to the European country to reunite with his father, what other explanation would you give for a 10-year old traveling across the ocean?

Realize this:

If you stop that kid from getting the citizenship of a country that works because of your own fear and insecurity, the kid will HATE you with an hatred that burns like a thousand suns when he becomes an adult.

be calm bro.. You only have to advice her and not to rain insults on.. Your comment are full of hatred.. Just be nice
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Poverty Reduced By Seven Per Cent – World Bank by Johilo(m): 9:50am On Jan 20
I dey H like this
Crime / Re: Gift Chizoba Ajuruchi Missing After Visiting Her Boyfriend In Edo (Photo) by Johilo(m): 9:03am On Jan 20
GOD really try.. because of puna and dicck person go leave im place come travel for many kms just to go bleep.. i remember during that first week of lockdown wen there was no movement, i still find means enter bus from palmgrove to egbeda... she fit de collect now
Romance / Re: "Nigerian Men Are The Best In The World" – Toke Makinwa by Johilo(m): 8:44am On Jan 20
Naija to the world

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