₦airaland Forum

Nawteemaxie:
On Gbola Thief-nubu`s manhood I stand Gidigba!

There is an agbado fool in my office who spends half his life defending his Agbado Lord and personal savior, but owes almost every known lending app because he cannot afford transport to work everyday. He spends half the day at work looking for which new app to apply for loans, while complaining about the biting transport costs.

I don sha vow say if any App messages me that the dunce is being looked for, I go just send them our location sharp!

The good thing about Baba GoFast is all of us will suffer it. Shey Baba Gofast has approved increment of his salary and that of his aides, yet common workers earn barely enough to afford to go to work each day and there is no sign of increment from any quarter? We will have sense! I repeat, we will have sense!!!

#spits on Gbola`s bald head!

If you are not already in Lagos or any south west state, I am sure you are already parking your bags on the way to board the next night bus to the south west

But let me tell you something, if your phoolishness tarry for a night, Jagaban will reset your brain by force

How is demolition in Onitsha going

senatordave1:
Obidients are ignorant of the law,atiku people try small

I enjoyed the ignorance of the obi.dients, because it shows how emotional, irrational and illogical they could be. They assume court case is 1 + 1

They will be forced to know the reason why no i.pob lawyers have ever been as outstanding as the following:

1. Gani Faweyinmi
2. Afe Babalola
3. Femi Falana
4. Lateef Fagbemi
5. Wole Olanipekun
6. Mike Ozekhome (Edo state)
7. Festus Keyamo (Delta State)
8. Kemi Pinhero
9. Babatunde Ogala
10 and many more from the north and south

I.pob lawyers are charge and bail, sentimental, sit-at-home lawyers and UGM apologists, (the first time we are hearing them is in this tribunal, even the i.pob know ).

The only cases they have engaged in are those involving Alaba market versus Onitsha market Or the one involving a baby factory in Enugu versus the other in Anambra

And I am happy they are being schooled appropriately

Nobody gets an I.pob lawyer and win a case, even lamba himself knows this

saintbillion:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/Nigerian%20lady%20recounts%20how%20she%20was%20blocked%20by%20a%20guy%20she%20tried%20wooing_1687461350.png

A Nigerian lady has narrated how she got blocked by a guy she tried asking out.

@Pretty_Vikkii who shared the pickup line she used, concluded her tweet by stating that some “Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity".


She tweeted;

"Omo, I entered this guy Dm with a mad pickup line like "Guy , are you a school bus. Cause I see my children in you" The werey con block me, some of these Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity"

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/nigerian-lady-recounts-how-she-was-blocked-by-a-guy-she-tried-wooing-2.html

The Yoruba guy blocked the i.pob werey

Kossyso:
We do not border he said. Sure about that? It's all good. Like I said, make sure you will not be found lagging when those in pain now will be waxing strong in that same Alaba few years from now. So that you don't have to witch hunt for the rest of your life.

But why are you still talking about staying put in a people's region you so much hate

Because, your region is not productive.
So behave well in OUR region

On a serious note, won't you abuse soludo for demolishing your markets in Onitsha or no be u develop that one

Penguin2:
With every passing day, things continue to look more and more bleak for Tinubu at the Presidential Election Petition Court.

And today, the candidate of the PDP in the last general elections, Atiku Abubakar, seemed to have saved the best for last as he presented what can be tagged a bombshell in court as he closed his case.

Few takeaway points for quick considerations:-

The Certified Copies of Certificates from Chicago State University in America returned with the name Bola Adekunle Tinubu (Female). Same name and gender was in the Certified True Copies of NYSC certificate.

This is worlds apart with Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Male), the candidate who stood for election under the APC.

Over to APC boys and their lawyers. Do you still think Atiku doesn’t have a case?


https://www.channelstv.com/2023/06/23/tribunal-admits-chicago-university-nysc-mobil-certificates-against-tinubu/

These i.pob love to show their hatred and ignorance to the public

Kossyso:
I do bro. I do. You can as well hear this loud and clear.10 years from now, go back to that demolished site in Alaba, you will still those people you wish to perish still waxing strong and excelling in doing what they know how to do best. Try your best not to be found wanting then.

Because we do not border in south west, despite your bitterness against the people of south west (the bitterness was planted in your people by zik and coward ojukwu)....you and me know you are more comfortable doing business in south west than in the erosion -ravaged region so you are welcome...but behave

limeta:
How many tiger straps you have

Limeta, how much have you made today in your asawo business Ode

Anambra you cannot stay, Enugu you cannot stay...but south west...that's where your canan land is

Kossyso:
We are happy? Nawaaaoh! What do you call someone that gloats over the pains or suffering of his neighbour?

As e dey pain you, e dey sweet me.

Hope you heard it loud and clear now

Until your tribe receive sense by fire🔥 by force, everyone will put you in your place.

Na this same your tribe get issues with:
Hausa
Fulani
Yoruba
Itsekiri
Tiv
Igala
Ikwerre
Everyone

Even for overseas...na soso dem dey throw una for jail

Even the real jew of Israel dissociate from i.pob jew
Dem swear for una

taylor89:
Should I show pics and videos of eroded almighty lagos?

That una slum of state make i show you?

What am I even saying you’re not even from Lagos probably from kwara or Guinea 🇬🇳

Oponu Taylor 89... somebody just ask you that if you said Lagos is eroded....what then did your developer tribe of jew develop

FreeStuffsNG:
South East is not densely populated. The whole of Igboland is not densely populated sir. In fact, South East is a minority population . The only 3 majority tribes in Nigeria are the Hausa, Yoruba and Fulani.
I have looked up Igboland on Google satellite several times and you have large expanse of unoccupied land which supports the low population data reported for the Igbo in most data from INEC, NCC, JAMB etc.

The few areas that are densely populated are now now bedeviled with lawlessness and it is when these houses are demolished that trees can be planted and people forced to go build in those unoccupied undeveloped largely agrarian land that take up most of Igboland from the satellite image.



This is caused by the lawlessness of reckless building of houses on waterways to block water flow and drainages, nature then took its toll.

Everyone can still recall how one of the influencers in Anambra stood his ground to fight task force officers to stop bulldozers from pulling down one of those buildings he built on waterways and blocking free flow of water.

These lawless people are the people Mrs Oby Ezekwelizi pretends not to see because of nepotism; these set of Ndi Anambra are committing crimes against humanity and nature in Anambra and getting away with it yet Oby is not bothered.smh

It's this kind of lawlessness in Anambra we will not accept in Lagos.
Our Lagos, Our rules. If you can't fit in or love our land, go where you love.
For us, it's Safety First.
Our Lagos, Our rules.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

The lawless building of structures on waterways is the trademark of i.pob...the same template they are using in Lagos...but sanwo eko is dealing with them....

As expected, they are shouting and abusing our sanwo eko but we are happy. Why Because they turned their home to jungle...they hail the sit at home in their home...they hail the murderous esn, they hail the killer ugm....and they still want to discuss issues about the blessed south west...no be juju be dat.

On ASIWAJU's mandate I stand

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/06/23/tinubus-ministerial-list-ex-imo-gov-ohakim-denies-revolting-against-uzodinma/

Even i.pob are waiting to see the list so they can criticize

The way they are following the tribunal...you will think na biafra.ud tribunal

By the time they are rubbished after the tribunal...the sit at home will be extended to Wednesday

Soludo is demolishing in Anambra...but na Lagos demolition they pain them

Gully erosion for Anambra I thought Obi has turned it to Dubai

DevilsEqual:
Igbophobia everywhere... The SE people feel intimidated by our enterpreneural skills and are just finding a way to suppress our economic growth via some selected Government policies

We will keep pushing while reconsidering our initial plans of relocating to another side of the East

Haaa.. I am happy for this news...so you are leaving Lagos true true....okay...oya go back quick quick.... good riddance to bad rubbish

clinician2x:
While you're immersed in the same Conditions

You are a fool.

Somebody else was slapped, somebody else is reacting 😭 typical of:

1. Nattering nitwits
2. mumu
3. toxidents,
4. obi.diots,
5. People who wake up their parents with sliding tackles
6. Lamba Nanu (hardcore Jewish thief!)
7. Slave of a fraud who invested state funds in the same brewery he was a major investor.
8. Loyal dog of the same fraud who domiciled state funds in the same Fidelity Bank he was a former board chairman and investor.
9. You will always be losing & wailing all the time.
10.Obi was the leader of PDP in Anambra state when Val Ozigbo campaign for governorship in 2021 and was sharing N400 and Malt for vote buying before the election that Soludo of APGA later won


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ixvMwQiFDQ


11. If anyone for a second think that there is any difference between IP.OB members and Obidients then your education was a waste of time.

12. The most pholeesh people on earth are obit.uarists, try to accused their chief dog , the obingoes will start barking and posting old tweets, rabbid dogs.

taylor89:
While their online miscreants are standing at bus stations gidigba

When I tell you people that tribal voting will affect both Igbo yoruba and Hausa una no hear

Now Tinubu has increased government officials salaries from the removed subsidy that’s supposed to improve lives of common citizens

while the foolish lectures and professors who rigged him in is at stagnant wages

As for me I wasn’t expecting anything different from Buhari & Tinubu

The joke is on people who believes a man that singlehanded paid INEC chairman $370 million dollars will work for the masses and won’t recover his money spent

Imagine how much Tinubu spent in total from campaign to electorates to vote buying in dollar bills to INEC officials to party agents to thugs he asked to snatch to his political Machineries in all wards to judiciary etc

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE POLITICIANS WHO CARED ABOUT POOR MASSES DURING NAIRA REDESIGN AND HOW POOR NIGERIANS ARE SUFFERING DONT CARE ANYMORE

I will love to continue to see you hating and wailing till 2031

We move 🫸🫷

Tenses:
Just less than a million bags of 50kg rice for a population that is over 20 million the governor is saying 80 percent population.

15,000 metric tonnes every 4 months equate to 60,000 metric tonnes per annual.

60,000 X 1000 = 60,000,000Kg. During processing you loose 20% which equal to 48,000,000kg. Go ahead and divide by 50kg
48,000,000/ 50 = 960,000 bags of 50kg

Is just 4% 0f the population of Lagos. And the government is claiming a whooping 80%.

Modified :
"We’ve scaled up local paddy production by 63.5 per cent, creating over 2,620 jobs and improving livelihoods in rice-producing communities."

If he is sincere he should start how many hactares of land was cultivated with rice to get the increment in paddy rice.

Governance in Nigeria is about talk and churning out bloated figures that reek of lies.

Why not go to court....

LagosFirstSon:
We've been hearing of Eko rice since I was 16 and not even a single bag have I seen in stores and super market

Who's deceiving who?

Continue to wait till obi becomes Lagos governor

Throwback:
Imagine what we could have missed if the Sons of Sorrow, the Daughters of Discord, and the Children of Hate succeeded to afflict us with the same failure that they condemned in Anambra state.

To the patriots who stood on the mandate of Bola, keep standing with pride.

Yea..we are standing with pride.

On Asiwaju's mandate I stand.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Obi my niggar

Anyday anytime twice on Thursday
1)All educated youth in Nigeria are aware...
Name two states or region with educated, Liberal, intelligent, enlightened and exposed people
Definitely it will be lagos and Abuja right!
And obi won those states
2) the three major contestants were from the three major region...atiku(hausa), tinubu( yoruba), obi(igbo)
So the South South were in a better position to choose because no one among the contestants were their brother....and guess what the South South chose obi
3) osun state is the home of tinubu and yet tinubu lose am because osun state is some how seen as the most educated place in South west...which means tinubu is not even supposed to be among the contestants..not to talk of becoming the president
So if you are a Nigerian youth and you can't figure out this simple truth then your education is a total waste and you need to collect your school fees from any tertiary institution you finished from

Let's discuss in 2031.

olisaEze:
Shouldn’t their loyalty be to nation? And the statement that the most nepotistic President Nigeria has ever seen did not really know the people he appointed, would have been amusing if not for the brain drain & numerous needless deaths his nepotism caused Nigeria in 8 yrs!

Go to court

VikingKing:
So the security of Nigeria, a sovereign nation, is now a chop-chop affair? People are now invited, not to come and work, but to come and chop? Thanks for pointing this out.

Go to court

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Only two people from the South south and south east made tinubu's list out of the 19 appointments
Only one ogala from enugu
And one Major General Undiandeye from Cross River..imagine two giant region combined..

Tinubu is a disaster
If you are a true Nigerian and you don't see anything wrong here then am sorry you will never live to see the Progress of Nigeria
That ogalla is yet to be confirmed from my computer if he is really from enugu...it is showing me kogi state

O boy...so na only Undiandeye from Cross River na tinubu see...so na only one he pick..

Tinubu is a disaster waiting to happen

You will need to join obi.diot in court ooooo. Bunch of losers
Are u not looking for your man.hood again

pacesetting:
That is how these APC people behave. They believe anyone that is supporting Obi is Igbo. Like, everyone should have supported BAT? Then what is democracy then? I thought Tinubu will wipe off the nepotism his predecessor played, but I guess I'm wrong.

I thought Tinubu is not your president...so why are you concerned 😭😭.

Are you tired looking for the man.hood

daddytime:
Expected and about time.

Let see how the new chiefs pan out and the attendant grumblings and sabotage that might follow from perceived aggrieved parties.

Just went through the entire list and can't help but wonder if this is how Tinubu intends to unite and govern a one Nigeria?

Why is the S.S. and S.E. regions ominously missing from the list of appointments...

This isn't right at all, no matter what.

Go to court

favor914:
Honestly speaking, only Animals (politically minded goats) will expect any favorable judgement from the Zoo Court.

Then tell your fellow eluupees that they are confirmed anim.al

SmartPolician:
If Nigeria starts working, many so-called standup comedians will run out of ideas because they spend time painting the country in a bad light (and comparing it with working countries) and having their audience have a good laugh about Nigeria's deplorable situation. So, I understand why he always tries to crack jokes with Peter Obi.

Sorry for your man.hood.

You didn't write this phoo.lish epistle when balab.lu was reigning...e shock you

[quote author=lhordspy post=123898294]In a clip posted on Twitter by user J. J. Omojuwa, @Omojuwa. Nigeria's popular comedian, Apkororo, appears to be mocking the Labour Party's presidential flag bearer, Peter Obi, on stage, in respect to the ongoing presidential election tribunal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1JP3AmI5V0

APKORORO

Nah. People just like trouble in this country mahn 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SKilZJEHH0

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 19, 2023

. Akpororo...be ready for insult oooo.

successmatters:
By now, Peter Obi would have made the changes that will bring insecurity down to a very low level. It will still happen, Nigeria must be safe again.

Like this (awkuzu river killings in Anambra) :

ecolime:
These guys and the buyers of the metals need to be sentenced to life imprisonment. This is not just greed, It is plain wickedness.

You need to see the entire Eko Bridge stretch, they've removed almost all the hand rails.

Go to Surulere, almost all the drainage covers at Bode Thomas, Eric Moore have been stolen. Several cars have been involved in accidents because of this.

I am sure the buyer na one i.pob guy

Metronomy:
I'm not sure there's a Nigerian that doesn't want a better country for Nigeria, may God bless this that want progress for Nigeria and confuse those that want bad for this country.

The i.pobs do not like Nigeria and they can do everything to distabilize the country.

On a serious note, obi is yet to react to my neighbor's chicken naming ceremony...I guess he like reacting to all events

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Nothing good is coming out of tinubu's administration

Ya all should forget about it

Of course, to your household.

As for me and my household, on ASIWAJU's mandate we stand, and a lot of good will happen to us during this Jagaban tenure in Jesus mighty name. Amen 🙏🙌

naptu2:
Gboyega Akosile @gboyegaakosile

Flash: Governor @jidesanwoolu arrives at the home of his predecessor former Gov @AkinwunmiAmbode to celebrate his 60th birthday with him. Congratulations to His Excellency. pic.twitter.com/Y7T7yu55wH

— Gboyega Akosile (@gboyegaakosile) June 14, 2023

I.pob will be disappointed...seeing omoluabis getting together.

YouandiAllofus:
Hurricane! that's a hurrible way to deliver 'renewed hope'. Aftermath of hurricanes are usually rubbles, ruins and deverstations capable of shrinking any hopes before it is even renewed!

Wait for it. your father is next