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Travel / Re: I Want To Leave Nigeria – 5 Common Reasons Why You Should by johnkey: 4:12am On Apr 22, 2021 |
This country is so useless to it's citizens. only useful to polithiefcians. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: I Feel Like I Am Being Used ! What Should I Do? by johnkey: 3:31am On Apr 22, 2021 |
weak men everywhere, at this my age sef my mama no fit follow me reason nonsense talkless of when I reach 32. As long as you give your mom and dad money for their upkeep, I see no reason why you should act like a dumb hypnotized chicken. Imagine 40+ year old man and she's still sleeping with him, lol sorry to say but you are a family of fools. pray tell, you attend Lord's Chosen, right? 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: See The Photos Of The Starving Lion In OAU That Got People Talking by johnkey: 12:09am On Apr 22, 2021 |
Representing Nigeria perfectly |
Politics / Re: Governor Yaya Bello Supports Muslim Faithfuls During Ramadan - Photo by johnkey: 7:17am On Apr 21, 2021 |
Ole oshi. Oloshi. Infidel |
Politics / Re: Fear Mounts Over Nigeria's Future As Agitation For Secession Continues by johnkey: 7:14am On Apr 21, 2021 |
Is this one a country? Country with no rule of law, country where you can't protest, where polithiefcians steal money meant for the masses and hide it underground until it rots and becomes useless even to them in the long run, country where a polithiefcian will use money enough to build a hospital for buying cars for corrupt judges, a country that has more empty mansions by polithiefcians than homeless people on the streets, wetin dey shock me about this thieves is that they already have enough to last a lifetime until their 10th generation but to give one naira to a poor man, they will rather die than do that,stocking money everywhere, in tanks, soakaways,ghana must go,abroad. it's as if once you get elected in this country you automatically sign a deal with the devil to just be heartless. If you leave this useless country please don't ever come back because it can never get better, no be swear. 4 Likes |
NYSC / Re: What Do Corp Members Posted To Military Barracks And Base Do? by johnkey: 6:51am On Apr 21, 2021 |
What else? They service soldier's wives and daughters. |
Family / Re: Why Most Husbands Died Before Their Wives? by johnkey: 6:49am On Apr 21, 2021 |
Just get a baby mama and you'll be fine. No woman no cry remember |
Health / Re: How Efcc’s Proposed Lifestyle Audit Will Affect Your Finances by johnkey: 6:44am On Apr 21, 2021 |
Awon werey. I wonder when they will start investigating the theives in power. |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Co-Wife, Laila And Jaruma Visit Her In The Hospital (Pics, Video by johnkey: 2:25am On Apr 21, 2021 |
every mallam with hin kettle 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was The Condition They Gave You That Made You Reject A Job Offer? by johnkey: 11:20am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Prechgold1180:Are you still looking for someone to give a car on hire purchase. if yes I've got a trusted loyal guy this can benefit. |
Investment / Re: Buying Crypto With Debit Card by johnkey: 10:13am On Apr 20, 2021 |
ceezeal:best is peer to peer. Just send money and get your bitcoins safe 1 Like |
Education / Re: Uniabuja Student Caught Stealing Used Sanitary Pads Of Fellow Female Students Fo by johnkey: 9:28am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Shingbain she no go see. Girls wey boys don already use the goodness for their body wetin remain again 7 Likes |
Crime / Re: Scandalous: How Nigeria’s Three Redundant Refineries Gulped N5.4bn In One Month by johnkey: 9:25am On Apr 20, 2021 |
So in this whole Nigeria no patriotic citizen can order 37 missiles, send one each to every governor's house and Ask rock. Gift them some explosions. Make country reset. |
Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Spotted On Top Of Telecommunications Mast In Lagos by johnkey: 9:19am On Apr 20, 2021 |
you could have as well strapped a bomb and walked into the useless president/governor's meeting, bomb them all to pieces. Mass burial for Buhari and 36 governors. That headline go sweet me die |
Crime / Re: Man Fights Uniformed Police Officer (video) by johnkey: 9:13am On Apr 20, 2021 |
This idiot no value hin life. why do some guys keep mouthstache hmmm? I shave mine every 2 days |
Crime / Re: Money Transferred From A Bank Account By An Unknown Person. by johnkey: 9:11am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Some people no just get common sense. Person go post jeje, una go dey attack am say no be hin friend or relative the thing dey happen to. Abeg how that one take be the issue? Dumb people forming woke |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Woman With Four Legs And Two Vaginas That Died Six Days To Her Birthday by johnkey: 9:00am On Apr 20, 2021 |
how do we verify the vagina? |
Crime / Re: Nine Fleeing Inmates From Oweri Correctional Centre Re-Arrested In Ghana by johnkey: 8:52am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Zetty177x:it's the yoruba version of 'na wash' 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Nine Fleeing Inmates From Oweri Correctional Centre Re-Arrested In Ghana by johnkey: 4:17am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Lori iro 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: Pictures Of University Of Cape Coast, Ghana. by johnkey: 4:03am On Apr 20, 2021 |
wow ghana the giant of africa. my new country. 94 Likes 8 Shares |
Crime / Re: GRAPHICS: One Killed, Others Injured As Thugs Attacks APC Chairmanship Aspirant by johnkey: 10:51am On Apr 19, 2021 |
The deads are asleep shhhh |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Were Given #500,000 Right Now, What Is The First Thing You Would Buy? by johnkey: 10:49am On Apr 19, 2021 |
Change my ma's business |
Romance / Re: Am In A State Of Dilemma by johnkey: 5:23am On Apr 19, 2021 |
mumu men everywhere these days. after chopping the pusssy abeg wetin you still dey find upandan? |
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Black American Actors Is Your Favourite & Greastest Of All Time? by johnkey: 5:20am On Apr 19, 2021 |
of course it's Samuel L Jackson. I've seen all his movies. Last one being 'Judas and the black Messiah' 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: New Groom Dies In Ondo Accident, Wife Seriously Injured by johnkey: 5:17am On Apr 19, 2021 |
owena river in apomu? you must be high. rip dude 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Girl Who Is A Ghost. by johnkey: 12:09am On Apr 19, 2021 |
op it's 'am I? ' not ' I my'. omoh which kind school you go so |
Education / Re: Shola Eshiobo, Auchi Poly Dean Of Students’ Affairs Found Dead In His Office by johnkey: 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2021 |
I just dey imagine... how many female students don....... 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Has Angry Words For Stuipid Fans by johnkey: 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2021 |
DarlingtonC:gay ko gabriel ni |
Crime / Re: Group Demand Probe Into Alleged Killing Of Security Man By Police In Rivers by johnkey: 2:23pm On Apr 18, 2021 |
WTF is happening in this country? I'm tired of seeing graphic pics everyday damn |
Crime / Re: Four Shot Dead In Ekiti by johnkey: 2:20pm On Apr 18, 2021 |
This life sef, everybody with hin own chi. |
Crime / Re: Man Robs, Kills Woman In Benue After Rape Attempt, Dumps Body In A Well (Photos) by johnkey: 2:16pm On Apr 18, 2021 |
fück! how much is ashana? why is he still alive sef 9 Likes |
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