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Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 9:18am On Jun 20, 2021
victoryukpong:


hey Casalinda

don't worry about what those sleeping mushrooms are ranting over

they just want to offend you (bully you) for no reason
mumu simp maybe you should advise her to stop being stupid and uselessing herself on the forum. OKpor I'm sure you're in her DM by now begging for reply she go post your name soon. Mumu asslickers... by their eye glasses and wack shirt we shall know them... hey Dumb hoe, how market?

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Will Ensure That Baba Ijesha Rots In Jail by johnkey: 9:42am On Apr 24, 2021
Alexaonfleek:
The cctv camera and the fact that he owned up to the crime is simply not enough for you.
Untill u see it happening right in front of your eyes ba....
where is the CCTV camera clip? and where is the evidence of him owning up to the crime? abeg na naija we dey, no be today. till now sef no picture of the said man in Police station

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Sports / Re: When Are We Going To Have This Kinda Thing In Naija Football? by johnkey: 8:58am On Apr 24, 2021
When we kill all our politicians and reset the god-damned country
Health / Re: BREAKING: FG Scraps Salary For Medical House Officers And Other Health Interns by johnkey: 8:45am On Apr 24, 2021
E be like say for this country, too much thief thief money means little sense, that's how these politicians are behaving, like they lack the basic common sense.
Romance / Re: You’re A Freaking Prostitute... by johnkey: 8:35am On Apr 24, 2021
so for us that our body count is 3 figures what are we? not like I care though. I'll rather be a prostitute than a weak good for nothing simp.
Crime / Re: These Young Men Will Not Enjoy Long Life For Brutally Assaulting Two Old Women S by johnkey: 8:27am On Apr 24, 2021
What did they confess make they show us? useless guys
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Will Ensure That Baba Ijesha Rots In Jail by johnkey: 8:18am On Apr 24, 2021
Wetin concern this shameless leaking-ass idiot always chasing clout. I stand with baba ijesha until we see confirm evidence not all these hearsays.

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Romance / Re: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by johnkey: 8:16am On Apr 24, 2021
If na naija babe, na to go do Thanksgiving for church, provided you've had enough chopping of the coochie

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Education / Re: Chaos In Lautech As Graduating Student Gave Up To Ghost (photos, Video) by johnkey: 7:56am On Apr 24, 2021
Once I leave this country I'm never going to open any new about Nigeria again, mehn it's so freaking 'dont know what word to use'... from killing innocent young students, to some idiots defending this useless govt online and the stupid govt spokesmen, to hospitals requesting for useless things before treating students. Mehn this is just too much for my tender heart to carry I'm in tears for Nigeria. We need help.
Romance / Re: Does It Makes Sense To Help Your Girl After Being Called Stingy by johnkey: 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2021
Is this a Man born of a woman? I don chop person daughter for 6 years(everytime we meet) without spending up to 30k on her head except I feed her when she's at my place. I just don't understand this mumuness for loose girls, is it wired in you guys Brain ni? or is it lack of orientation? emancipate yourself from püssy slavery

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Romance / Re: See How This Guy Proposed To His Fiancee. by johnkey: 12:10pm On Apr 23, 2021
Chai see person pikin wey they born do naming ceremony for. Well this life some are meant to be mumu to keep it balance, ride on your neighbors are waiting for the new free pussy that's coming.
Romance / Re: How I Lost The Love Of Life by johnkey: 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2021
This is super story... hmmm reminds me of Eunice ospoly, she gave me the best head ever.

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Always Say Something That Make Me Fear by johnkey: 12:02pm On Apr 23, 2021
Another one again... and they're always planning to get married lol

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Politics / Re: How CCTV Camera Caught Nollywood Actor Baba Ijesha- PUNCH by johnkey: 11:59am On Apr 23, 2021
still doubting this new though, fear women.
Romance / Re: Should I Continue To Convince Her by johnkey: 11:00am On Apr 23, 2021
Norman4real:
I hope you're 16y/o too, coz otherwise we might be having a problem here. grin grin
I'm 27 and as long as she's not in secondary school I'll hit that ass. Plus I don't do girls above 18 so it's all good.
Celebrities / Re: A Young Lady Lost An Eye Trying To Fix Contact Lens (video) by johnkey: 4:04am On Apr 23, 2021
kinky kilo gbe yi, kilo carry, shey barca leleyi... I want to be eating your work in the eyes of carton.
Politics / Re: ESN: All Public Servants In Biafraland Have 3 Choices To Make - Nnamdi Kanu by johnkey: 3:55am On Apr 23, 2021
engrchykae:
how is your daddy buhari sounding?
abeg help us ask the idiot zombie terrorist supporters
Celebrities / Re: 1971 Throwback Photo Of Charles Oputa Aka Charlie Boy by johnkey: 3:53am On Apr 23, 2021
Wetin mumu/mad about charley boy? some idiots no get sense. live and let live no be by force make your neighbor live like you, as long as your not hurting anyone with your lifestyle you're GtG
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Celebrates The Death Of The Author Of ‘eze Goes To School’ by johnkey: 3:42am On Apr 23, 2021
Nostalgic feelings, when life really made sense. when I read books with kerosene lantern placed on the toilet flusher while I empty my bowels and download knowledge.
Romance / Re: Should I Continue To Convince Her by johnkey: 3:33am On Apr 23, 2021
some guys dey suffer for girls hands sha, so yesterday this 16 y\o big ass jambite came to my house for the first time and we're already fucking 5 minutes into the visit without even offering her any refreshments. she still came back at night some hours after going home from her 'jamb lesson' with the master teacher. up your game man.
Celebrities / Re: 40 YEARS AFTER: Exact Replica Of The Throwback Photo Of 5 teenage School Girls by johnkey: 3:23am On Apr 23, 2021
Original slay queens. now the future is hoes.
Romance / Re: Driver Left Heartbroken After Finding His Babe In A Hotel As Client Whom The Car by johnkey: 2:55am On Apr 23, 2021
Serves the idiot right.
Politics / Re: “give Us The Order To Assassinate All South East Govs” – IPOB Youths Ask Nnamdi by johnkey: 2:43am On Apr 23, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
What has this your DSS done to those ravaging the North
DSS that couldn't detect a terrorist minister of communication
Abeg, talk better!
abeg help us ask the useless zombie
Celebrities / Re: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She's Alive (video) by johnkey: 2:42am On Apr 23, 2021
I had the feeling. It all looks like a nollywood script starring the liquid metal himself...
Family / Re: I Feel Like I Am Being Used ! What Should I Do? by johnkey: 11:34am On Apr 22, 2021
kendological:


Your comments shows that you really came from a foolish home.
you are wrong sir. I know truth is bitter pele. rubbish

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Family / Re: I Feel Like I Am Being Used ! What Should I Do? by johnkey: 9:53am On Apr 22, 2021
[quote author=kendological post=101010447][/quote] oga it's not about being rude it's about having principles. Dude as long as I take care of my immediate family to my capacity, and live comfortably without begging anyone for money then, I'M A MAN!
Romance / Re: Training A Girl In School OR Training A Dog For Sale? by johnkey: 4:41am On Apr 22, 2021
why will you train a girl that's not your family in school?
Romance / Re: What Is/are The Nicest Things A Stranger has Ever Done To You. by johnkey: 4:38am On Apr 22, 2021
Not sure or can't remember. I'm the stranger that always helps.
Romance / Re: Guys Pls Be Wise by johnkey: 4:29am On Apr 22, 2021
Another fool bites the dust, I like when simps are being taught good lessons by these loose hoes.

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