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Romance / Re: Why Husbands Are Scarce In Nigeria : An Opinion by johnkey: 6:28am On Apr 15, 2021
AwesomeStormy00:


@missimelda01 i strongly disagree with your point, men want to be husband but society and traditional rite is killing men which one is for a guy to pay close to 300k or more before he can get marry, that is just the dowry then when you add marriage expenses etc everything close to a million.

In a civilised country the mother of the bride plan and paid for everything reason is because it is her daughter best day and she want it to be memorable but in naija the opposite is the case.

Men want the best for their future
oga speak for yourself abeg. no more wife material in this country so as for me I'm personally not getting married to no hoe. which men wan be husbands to used damaged goods?

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Politics / Re: Where Is This Man? by johnkey: 6:24am On Apr 15, 2021
of course the wicked shall know no peace just like his grand Master the lifeless one
Health / Re: Important Mental Health Benefits You Shouldn’t Ignore. by johnkey: 6:23am On Apr 15, 2021
on point. I manage to do all. naturally I don't sleep from say 7pm until like 8am so I'm still up at 3
Family / Re: Namibian Man Creates Baby Saver Box For Unplanned Pregnancy And Unwanted Babies by johnkey: 6:10am On Apr 15, 2021
sarjam05:

Poverty is in the blood of fools. The wise can never be poor.
He would be getting adoption proposals very soon. And FYI adoption is expensive. Poor people can’t afford it. He would charge as much as $10,000 on expenses of training the child to this age. You want to be stunningly rich? Grow a brain.
na your papa make you tell to grow brain, you just showed how stupid you are with your stupid rants. you made no point at the end of the day because I see no reason quoting my post to say rubbish when you can make your comment and leave. you are God na that determines who ends up poor or rich, this idiot that depends on incisions and black native soap to make it in life too is talking about how to be stunningly rich haha wetin person no go see for nairaland, i know your type so I won't banter words with you I'm done reading your mentions, don't waste time to ever quote me again in your life, now fvck off
Romance / Re: I Hate My Mother!!! I Wish My Father Wasn't My Father by johnkey: 12:20am On Apr 15, 2021
Iammrkez:
What a decision
best one there is
Politics / Re: Can We Still Wait Until 2023? by johnkey: 7:17pm On Apr 14, 2021
i wish the revolution will start now. imagine 10millions Nigeria on the streets with one voice trust me the politicians go japa but nigerians too mumu and like suffer so make we just dey look las las I go get money to japa finally
Family / Re: Namibian Man Creates Baby Saver Box For Unplanned Pregnancy And Unwanted Babies by johnkey: 7:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
when I finally get stinkingly rich I can do such

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NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by johnkey: 7:07pm On Apr 14, 2021
Maskofff:

Na your babe go be lost sheep werey
lmao truth is bitter. pele you will also jamb another sheep while your 'babe' is collecting big gbolas in camp

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Politics / Re: See The Pic A Barrister Posted Claiming It Was Ebubeagu Security Men. by johnkey: 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2021
BMC zombies nairaland chapter won't like this they are coming

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NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by johnkey: 7:03pm On Apr 14, 2021
Maskofff:
My babe is going next month am really scared
stop calling her your babe lol she's a lost sheep now

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Family / Re: Marriage: Specs Or Peace Of Mind? by johnkey: 7:01pm On Apr 14, 2021
Katcall:
people will talk
fvck the people lol, infact people talking is what will stop me from doing what they expect, just to make them mad and look stupid

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Celebrities / Re: “if You Leave Your Relationship Due To Cheating, Then Marriage Is Not For You"- by johnkey: 6:59pm On Apr 14, 2021
people still dey do relationships? with the amount of girls doing runs now lol very funny.
Family / Re: A Woman Welcome A Baby Girl After 8 Years Of Marriage by johnkey: 6:54pm On Apr 14, 2021
she'd still cheat... soon
Romance / Re: Weird Reasons U Lovers Broke Up by johnkey: 6:52pm On Apr 14, 2021
bmdmix3:
mine was simply because I refuse to give head after multiple promise, I thought she was kidding wen she said.


if u dont give me head like i give u bj am out.
Seriously she got up n left.

and someone will b saying sex isnt everything.
send her number
Family / Re: She Forfeited Her Medical School Admission For Love, Now She's Treated Unfairly. by johnkey: 6:49pm On Apr 14, 2021
advise and gold I have not, but my 7inch deep inside her poosay
Family / Re: How To Get Custody Of My Daughter by johnkey: 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2021
Jmkzb:


Stupid fool go and shoot yourself. If you have nothing to day young man go to the romance section because this matter is not for your age.
old fool na why you mumu at 'your age'. Serves you right dunce I like as these hoes be treating you mumu men teaching sense that you refuse to learn when young. old fool go and wash plates lol it's that time of the day

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Family / Re: How To Get Custody Of My Daughter by johnkey: 6:44pm On Apr 14, 2021
stupid useless man, to shoot you dey hungry me. tueh
Romance / Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by johnkey: 6:08pm On Apr 14, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Gosh this is just annoying.

I see our Nigeria government establishing laws like this soonest knowing fully well that we have a lot of simps in Power
trust me I'll make sure she dies before getting one kobo

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Romance / Re: Pre wedding photos of Lovethaa and his Pretty wife by johnkey: 5:20pm On Apr 14, 2021
Misterone:
This is a man that felt irritated just because friend opened her heart to him. Now my question to you mr Lovethaa is between fornication with a girl who has done 4 abortion and adultery with a married woman which do you prefer? because it will come to that soon. To be sincere all these looking for virgin men irritate me.
dude why will what I want to eat for life be irritating you? I'm not understanding how e take concern you. you can choose to be captain save-a-hoe why I decide that I must marry virgin but why must it irritate you? such cheap insecurity. I'll rather die than marry a second hand product.
Romance / Re: I Hate My Mother!!! I Wish My Father Wasn't My Father by johnkey: 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2021
I'm raising my kid alone
Romance / Re: Another Broke Nairaland Guy Just Displayed His Stupidity. Rubbish. by johnkey: 5:00pm On Apr 14, 2021
he's automatically broke because he doesn't want to waste his hard earned money on hoes? na by force to give woman money now? nawa wetin we no go see for nairaland

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Family / Re: Marriage: Specs Or Peace Of Mind? by johnkey: 11:29am On Apr 14, 2021
Marriage is totally unnecessary now, know this and know peace in your life. You can choose to still look fresh and bubbling with enough money at 70 banging young pussies (some of my future sugar girls have not been born trust me).

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Crime / Re: Wanted S*x Hawker by johnkey: 6:01am On Apr 14, 2021
cleopatra last Pharaoh of egypt
Politics / Re: Lagos - Calabar Coastal Rail Construction Must Start THIS YEAR - Buhari by johnkey: 5:42am On Apr 14, 2021
eleribu president. how much una go steal ontop the project?
Politics / Re: Jagaba, Repackages Covid Palliative As Personal Donation To The Masses by johnkey: 5:40am On Apr 14, 2021
good for nothing thieves. we need to start sending missiles to these politicians houses bomb them and their useless families before 2023 let's reset this country. mechanical and bomb engineers we need you more than before.
Politics / Re: See What A Northern Wrote About NNAMDI KANU by johnkey: 5:19am On Apr 14, 2021
useless zombies won't have sense to comprehend, they are coming I'm sure.
Politics / Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun's New Look: Hit Or Miss? by johnkey: 5:18am On Apr 14, 2021
thieves wearing agbada. I just want to see politicians drop dead one by one.
Crime / Re: Picture ,one of The Fulani Bandit ,that Attacked Ebonyi by johnkey: 5:15am On Apr 14, 2021
God bless esn, shame to the useless Nigerian army and police who will continue to die shamelessly for their sins against the poor masses by acting as puppets for their puppet masters (politicians) who will also die shamelessly with bad names.
Politics / Re: Damasak: Boko Haram Recaptures Mobbar, Borno LGA, Scores Feared Dead by johnkey: 5:07am On Apr 14, 2021
I'll take boko haram serious when they start bombing politicians and their useless families

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Education / Re: School Reunion Is Very Toxic. Share Your Stories. by johnkey: 3:50am On Apr 14, 2021
i don't even remember any of my secondary school mates anymore talkless of to reunite lol. And for the uni ones I no get anyone number sef

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Politics / Re: ANALYSIS: As Buhari Takes ‘short Rest’ In London, Nigeria Not At Rest by johnkey: 2:37pm On Apr 13, 2021
trust me the idiot might extend it to months

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