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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Photo Of The Bundles Of Naira Notes A Nigerian Man Wrote His Number by johnkey: 8:38am On Jun 24, 2022
He simply paid for the sex you guys are about to have very very soon, so what's the fuss?

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Romance / Re: After You Kneel Down Propose To Your Babe And She Say No,what's The Next Step? by johnkey: 8:36am On Jun 24, 2022
Next step is for your friends and family to beat senses into your empty head, for kneeling to beg a liability in the first place, püssy!

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Romance / Re: Ugly Straight Male Incels Always Flock To Lesbian Threads to vent their agony by johnkey: 4:58pm On Jun 23, 2022
Thread for incels, I'm out

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Politics / Re: Exclusive Picture Of BAT With His Cartel Partners by johnkey: 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2022
Stupid country
Romance / Re: How Do Someone Pick Up A Girl Now? by johnkey: 12:51pm On Jun 20, 2022
Just have a clean ride and she will follow you anywhere init
Romance / Re: Man Takes Blood Oath With His Girlfriend (video) by johnkey: 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2022
I don't know who is more foolish...

The couples...

Or the nairalanders who believe this 'blood oath' works... Too much Nollywood eh
Romance / Re: What do you guys gain from relationship by johnkey: 12:32pm On Jun 20, 2022
Man don't care fam

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Politics / Re: A Candidate That Spends Billions Of His Money To Win Will Be A Failure No Doubt by johnkey: 12:05pm On Jun 20, 2022
Watching political themed American movies will make politics sweet you. But here in naija their politics is to make people suffer while they steal billions, awon werey + their followers
Politics / Re: One Of Few Things I Like About Nairaland. by johnkey: 11:36am On Jun 20, 2022
I hate their useless mods

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Education / Re: RSUST SUG Official Awards Her Boyfriend For Being The Love Of Her Life (Photos) by johnkey: 11:19am On Jun 20, 2022
ILoveDemMANNA:

I guess you look up to all of them in life.
You think about them 24/7.
They are your role models in life.
And obviously 100% better than you in every sphere of life.
Now, shove your kkkkk (5) into where it belong E be tins
hahaha see 70 years old man, role model wey dey create numerous accounts to defend himself and report other people, check everyone's reply to the question they all know that youI get L***.who no know say na you dey behind nlpolicewoman erriggs and this boring ilhatedemmanna... No worry Tinubu wey you dey support go finally reduce you to a stage where you no goget phone to de post your rubbish here again, most hated person on nairaland and well deserved

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Romance / Re: What Will Happen If I Find My Ideal Woman Today On Nairaland? by johnkey: 8:42am On Oct 26, 2021
dammyhus:


grin grin grin
I don't fear body count...
Toh may you find what you're looking for o, for someone like me I can only marry a virgin, asides that na babymama things be that. I don't fancy marriage anyway so it's no problem

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Education / Re: RSUST SUG Official Awards Her Boyfriend For Being The Love Of Her Life (Photos) by johnkey: 8:23am On Oct 26, 2021
imagine this one the president of a country, she will do worse. rubbish...


question of the day, what do these people below have in common?


Buhari

sirjamesjnr
drfunministicglow
cococandy

get the right answer and win 5k

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Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 8:02am On Oct 26, 2021
sometimes when you see news dangote trusk crush people to death it's not all of them you should be pitying, imagine this oponu op sirjamesjnr, tell me he doesn't deserve to be crushed to death by dangote truck alongside that his boyfriend that fuels his stupidity.

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Romance / Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by johnkey: 7:57am On Oct 26, 2021
you can only get whores with highest mileage here on nairaland, try go Ghana you go see wetin you deserve.
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:54am On Oct 26, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. You’re a grey sprinkle in this world. I won't stoop low to give you a few minutes of fame. I have done that already. Save yourself from too much hate and do the needful. The world doesn't need too many idiots. Have a great day in your miserable life.
see this idiot with stinking hypocrisy, you were the one that first brought parents into the banter but you're here saying you won't stoop so low lol, how low could you go... see your miserable life outside? who needs fame on a faceless forum lol use your brain for once you woke fool...just because of fumni pussy see as you dey shame yourself for nairaland, you wey don dey get small rep before but worshipping pussy took all that away, I feel your pain goat. fück off, go and die and rest in peace, or pieces I don't care

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Romance / Re: What Will Happen If I Find My Ideal Woman Today On Nairaland? by johnkey: 7:43am On Oct 26, 2021
you can only find whores with highest body counts here
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:41am On Oct 26, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
I can understand that kind of family. Apple fruits is not far from the tree.
abi na, your mom is a LovePeddler with millions body count that's why you can comfortable accept such since your dad did.... be opening your yansh yourself, GOAT of idiots

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Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:35am On Oct 26, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique
you go die on top my matter dey follow me like fly you go soon enter suya fire
Romance / Re: Do Not Judge Me Am About To Start A Life Of Runz by johnkey: 7:33am On Oct 26, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:

Beautiful reply.
This is the kind of reply those online miscreants deserve on Nairaland.
Thank you for the reply sir
na this kind place we dey see you, always supporting evil and rubbish. you go end soon no worry
Romance / Re: Do Not Judge Me Am About To Start A Life Of Runz by johnkey: 7:31am On Oct 26, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:

Oh, no wonder!
this is so jobless once someone quote his rubbish he will be digging old posts lol like that affects me in any way. I imagine how your life will be useless in real life. I said what I said go and hug transformer
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:19am On Oct 26, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. I don't care if you are a toddler. If you are tired of your miserable life, go work it out with your deadbeat parents.
that's all you have for defense? deadbeat parents? lol define deadbeat parents to me I think I'm missing something... chai who dey do you see you do well well, the don really get you for this life, e no fit better for you again lol, you still dey follow olosho upandan haha

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Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:06am On Oct 26, 2021
Estellie:
And in all these, the body count of men doesn’t matter?

Y’all act like women have been fuvking trees and aliens.
it's a man's world you can keep living in Dreamland , who pays the piper dictates the tune .. if it pains you go and hug transformer
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 7:05am On Oct 26, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. A child from a dysfunctional home wouldn't hide in public. I am not the cause of frustration and if you can cope with life, please use 100 naira sniper and do the needful. We already have so many idiots around. Calling my girl bitch when she does nothing to you got a part of me. The world won't come down to your level. My thread is not for misfits like you. You sleep with 500 girls maybe in your miserable dream life. We know your type.
fool I come from one of the happiest home so keep dreaming. I've banged over 200 unilag girls, over 300 in ospoly, countless from the streets,malls, clubs... I'm a rich Yahoo boy with a classy ride what do you expect? you can go and hug transformer if it pains you, the idiot had to write such stupid long epistle just to get sex from that idiot that you call queen... on your wedding day there will be a special canopy for her exes that has used her like sanitary pad, since body count don't matter to you ode.... you are the most stupid person on nairaland

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Celebrate Our Armed Forces With Pride by johnkey: 6:59am On Oct 26, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique. Rule 2
you go die ontop my matter today werey
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 6:57am On Oct 26, 2021
mrnatty:



Baba its obvious you nor get sense and am sure ur sisters they do kookup with ur permission sake of say body count doesn't matter.

How would you deliberately choose to surfer for another man's sin.
When she was squatting in monky style and spreading her legs for different size D**k and shouting hard, chop me, finish me, distory it, damage my p**sy for me, i dey there...eh . When them give her belle and the guys refused to accept for the sake say nor be only him they nack the girl and the babe go do abortions them tell me. Why should i inherite an over used and expired obo carnal fir sake say i be man abd xa6n weather the storm... continue oga astronaut.

Cause say i wan make them call me man then i will open my clear eyes go inherite problem wey nor concern me so that i can weather the storm like a real man.
Who i wan impress, abi bomb dey that ur daff head ni.

You self nor go let any of ur relative marry babe wey you and ur friends don take do pass round several occasions.
You go recommend that kind girl for person wey you love.
You self go gree accept babe wey don sex from her future sexing?

You don hear when this yahoo boys they gist about waiting them they use this easy virtue ladies do sake 5if say them go give them small mony they can hustle themselves legitimately.

Oga abeg shot up if u nor get any sense inside that ur coconut head.

Come I will give you my grand ma for free, just weather the storm like a real man...oga weather
lmao funniest comment on this mumu thread ,,, ndi astronaut lol
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by johnkey: 6:55am On Oct 26, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:
[b][/b]
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 2
this one wan kill himself, we all know that you are the mod so stop shouting those innocent mods names here, login with your mod account and delete all the comments and fück off my mentions, I hate you with all the hate in the world. if I'm going to take a life in this world it should be you

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