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Celebrities / Re: Imo: My Father Said Supreme Court Can Make Mistakes’, Charly Boy Protests In Imo by johnkey: 5:32pm On Feb 12
Supreme Court under buhari has never stand on the truth before.

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Crime / Re: Man Skinned Girlfriend And Flushed Her Intestines Down The Toilet In Mexico(Pic) by johnkey: 5:29pm On Feb 12
Fine girls sef, why una like giran boys.


Crime / Re: Mr. Emmanuel Okuns: Drug Lord In Benin, Exposedthe Dirty Dealings Of A Man W by johnkey: 3:31am On Feb 12
Please shut up, he's just a smart business man. demands creates supply.
Romance / Re: Lady Sleeps With A Friend’s Father For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend, Shares Video by johnkey: 2:58am On Feb 12
Hmmm one Mr Nice guy somewhere will end up with this. Everyday my interest for marraige reduces by 5%.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Mentor Told Her To Pray Before She Agree To Marry Me. by johnkey: 10:10pm On Feb 11
I can bet that 'mentor' is fvcking her
Romance / Re: Be Honest What Are You Planning For Val by johnkey: 10:00pm On Feb 11
fagbo... jeun... do'bo (virgin pussy actually)
Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by johnkey: 3:18pm On Feb 08
Yeah. She asked me to buy her a Bluetooth MP3 player, I almost forgot, she didn't know I got her other things. I want to buy a very strong Bluetooth player, I saw one on Amazon for 38,000 naira, is it possible to order it and it will arrive before 14 at least on 13th.? Please if you know any trust worthy shipper mentioned him thanks.
Message +1-308-379-2 -one-one-six
Crime / Re: Policemen Seize A Power Bike In Lagos (Photo) by johnkey: 8:29pm On Feb 07
E come resemble my own o!

Stop me and enter instablog straight in HD cheesy
Bros how much be this your bike
Crime / Re: Motunrayo Rafiu, Law School Student, Others Kidnapped On Kabba Road, Kogi by johnkey: 12:44pm On Feb 06
Eko dun mabole

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Romance / Re: "Let Me Be Your Val, It Comes With Full Package" - OAU Lady by johnkey: 11:41am On Feb 06

Same way most guys view your SISTERS na.
I don't have a sister sorry to disappoint you and I won't care if I do, na my own life I come.

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Romance / Re: "Let Me Be Your Val, It Comes With Full Package" - OAU Lady by johnkey: 4:44pm On Feb 05
When I see a girl these days I just wonder how many dicks she would have sucked.

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Romance / Re: Should I Overlook Her Past? by johnkey: 6:20pm On Feb 04
When your money finish she will go give that your friend for free


Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Situation At Work by johnkey: 6:16pm On Feb 04
This 2020 I no dey send any chick again, keep your pussy I will buy shawarma champagne and Versace with my money and soapy in peace.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Not Invited But Jonathan And Obasanjo Are Invited To World Peace Conf by johnkey: 6:06pm On Feb 04
Nothing peaceful about the lifeless dictator and his rich but dumb cohorts.


Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Accept A Man Who Lives Here? (photos) by johnkey: 5:59pm On Feb 04
2005 ilara mokin, ondo state I was given a room. Woke up at night to meet goats sleeping by my side. Next morning I begin smell like he goat. I vex comot go find house. I no see I still return for night come sleep. Life of a hustler
Boss me sef live ilara mokin for school 2012/2013 crazy village filled with goats and sheep's everywhere.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by johnkey: 11:34am On Feb 03

Well I sell Bsc degree certificates and transcripts for all departments except merecine and hengineering, from a certain state university.

Pm if interested
for real bro is this possible?
Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by johnkey: 1:53am On Feb 03
Lol most stupid couple ever.
Romance / Re: Allow Boys To Chop You Small Or Your 'toto' Will Waste If You Die – Girl Advises by johnkey: 2:55am On Feb 02
The irony is their phrase "allow boys to eat," depicts far more than the average man would understand. To the average Nigerian guy (Male commenters on this thread) it connote giving the v freely to Men but To a brilliant mind it means taking more than enough sexually from men before death comes. Lol My brothers have been sex slaves for long in exchange for flatterings. Massage a Nigerian man's ego and watch him lift a hill with pride. grin
It's just February and this is the dumbest comment of 2020 already. Brilliant mind my ass.

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Sports / Re: FOOTBALL GURUS!! If You Can Spot Where The Ball Is, Then You’re Current by johnkey: 4:42am On Jan 31
I've not watched any football match in over 2 years, I used to watch a lot 2006-15.. am I the only weird guy like that?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Becomes First US President To Attend Anti-abortion Rally by johnkey: 4:01am On Jan 31
Gawd forgive me for all the abortions in the past, I promise no more aborting my kids.
Celebrities / Re: Shocking New Photos Of Tinsel Lead Actor, Victor Olaotan Surfaces by johnkey: 3:59am On Jan 31
Some dumb idiot up there said female actors are more spiritual than the male folks it's why they ball hard and live longer hmmm common sense is not common at all.
Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by johnkey: 3:48am On Jan 31
I'm sure by now you're both fvcking round 2,even though you won't tell us.

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Romance / Re: Man Went To His Girlfriend House, Met Another Man, And This Is What Happened by johnkey: 3:31pm On Jan 30
Bitch was screaming in the background when real boyfriend wanted to cut fake boyfriend with very big Cutlass.
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Guy Adewole Olamide Steals In Dubai, UAE . by johnkey: 4:39am On Jan 30
Romance / Re: Man And Woman Seen Fighting Seriously Inside Dirty Gutter In Lagos by johnkey: 4:10am On Jan 30
OP shut the fvck up, should be 'no man should hit a woman first'. If a girl slap me once I'll slap her two hotter ones back!

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Crime / Re: Rahinatu Is Dead: 'Queen Of Dick, Hajia Pussy' Killed By Sakawa Boys by johnkey: 4:04am On Jan 30
Pata Vanessa... won ti lo Pata Chioma... won ti lo Pata Bukky... won ti lo Pata Bolu...


Romance / Re: Here Is The Reason Girls Bend Leg And Yansh In Photos (Picture) by johnkey: 3:57am On Jan 30
You're just knowing this for real?
Romance / Re: Wife Finds Out About Her Husband Sidechick, Gather Her Friends To Beat Her Up by johnkey: 4:35pm On Jan 29
They could have just hired thugs to give her the beating of her life. Now they've been implicated

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