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Politics / Re: FG Disobeys Own Law, Flouts Workers Pension Remittance by johnkey: 8:18am On Jun 23
Useless regime... In saner climes there would have been a coup to reset this hardship country
Romance / Re: Do Not Judge Me Am About To Start A Life Of Runz by johnkey: 8:14am On Jun 23
hannah03:
I tried all my best to go back to school, no way no help nobody. There's no job to do so far now am now ready to Bleep for this money am suffering for. Plz don't judge me you don't know what am facing.
Before you judge know that I have skills but no capital.
I will no longer be that church girl anymore. I have dyed my hair, I have losed hope of going to school don't judge any runz girl you see.
I am ready to take evils way if that's what will make me survive am tired.

You can insult me whatever I alone know what am passing through.
I can accommodate you if you're not in Lagos and willing to come. Don't listen to those holier than thou guys, this country you gotta do anything, abi boyfriend no dey fück you? so why waste fück... if I be girl I go surely be high class olosho
Romance / Re: Do Not Judge Me Am About To Start A Life Of Runz by johnkey: 8:01am On Jun 23
hannah03:
I tried all my best to go back to school, no way no help nobody. There's no job to do so far now am now ready to Bleep for this money am suffering for. Plz don't judge me you don't know what am facing.
Before you judge know that I have skills but no capital.
I will no longer be that church girl anymore. I have dyed my hair, I have losed hope of going to school don't judge any runz girl you see.
I am ready to take evils way if that's what will make me survive am tired.

You can insult me whatever I alone know what am passing through.
if you're in Lagos I can be your pïmp, I'll connect you to richer guys every night and you'll be a millionaire in no time and open your business leaving runs for good

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Politics / Re: These Pictures Show That Buhari Has Soft Spot For Little Ones by johnkey: 7:55am On Jun 23
fredoooooo:
He's a good man and a good president, we love him cool
Oga Ade speak for yourself which one is 'we'... zombies no dey think so I no go blame you but no carry everybody join body... God go let me catch one Buhari supporter offline one day

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Health / Re: Smokers Are Liable To Die Young. Is This Not Clear Enough On This Pack? by johnkey: 7:43am On Jun 23
Some died the moment they were born, las las everybody go die, makes no difference when.
Crime / Re: 500k Cash And Other Items Stolen by johnkey: 7:37am On Jun 23
How foolish can someone be damn.
Crime / Re: Confession Of 6 Notorious Suleja Kidnapper - 11 Kidnapped One Killed by johnkey: 5:48pm On Jun 22
What a country... these guys will not see the four walls of any prison but innocent people are being killed in the east just for living there... this is the time to get your nation you ibo guys make una dey dull
Politics / Re: National Assembly Flooded As Roofs Leak (Photos, Video) by johnkey: 5:37pm On Jun 22
Worst country at the moment... after all the billions looted to build and maintain the building chai I must not born pikin in this country that's wickedness

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Politics / Re: Wakili: Court Orders Release Of OPC Members, 3 Months After by johnkey: 5:29pm On Jun 22
Nigeria is gradually going to the hades...

The lifeless one might still not obey the court order those men should watch their backs

Terrorists government

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Politics / Re: Activist,harrison Raises Alarm After Surviving Police Assassination Attempt by johnkey: 5:26pm On Jun 22
God this country is gradually turning to one of those notorious countries you only watched in the movie or read the story...

Police+soldiers+polithiefcians they go finish this country. we need a messiah to do a successful coup and save us.
Crime / Re: Yobe Based Nigerian Police Officer In Tears As He Laments Poor Conditions by johnkey: 12:08pm On Jun 22
You never see anything, idiots and their brothers, the useless force in the world, the Nigeria fulani army. Foolish boys your loyalty lies with the country not those good-for-nothing polithiefcians, simple coup and takeover and reset things una no fit do, God bless Kaduna Nzeogwu

I trust the force men of the past since 2015 they go don do coup for buhari but these generation sojos no get any single brain they are all foolish.
Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Records Moment Lady Refused To Pay & Almost Assaulted Him by johnkey: 12:03pm On Jun 22
He should get a pepper spray for situations like this.. 2 seconds everywhere go burst
Properties / Re: Land Grabbers Invade Building Site In Ogun, Snatch N500,000, From A Lady by johnkey: 12:00pm On Jun 22
10k for 2 sojo men would have prevented this
Politics / Re: CCTV Catches Lady And Her Partner Using Her Baby To Steal Cloths From A Boutique by johnkey: 11:56am On Jun 22
Do not try this in Aba market

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Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 11:54am On Jun 22
victoryukpong:


lolz nigga be yapping

i don't even know how to DM people on Nairaland and you'll be calling a virgin me an asslicker

sorry dude

you're a full blown knock out version of mumu ad-continuum

FYI, I'm not even interested in her, was just standing for what i think is right but na only you carry hot water for head dey kpakam
TFU

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Politics / Re: Flood Takes Over Ayesan Area Of Ijebu Ode After Rain (Pictures) by johnkey: 11:53am On Jun 22
God provide for us make we build better house for better area, if land finish make we buy house. amen

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Sports / Re: UFC: Israel Adesanya Was Paid $500,000 For Defeating Marvin Vettori by johnkey: 11:50am On Jun 22
omoh na to go learn kung-fu oh!

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Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 11:47am On Jun 22
victoryukpong:


for real if you weren't looking for attention how did my comment attracted a fly like you

you're better sprayed insecticide than allowed to spread your mumuism over the internet
dude fück your attention, fück you, fück the op

... Because that's what every asslickers of dumb hoes deserve, a knock in the head to reset your simping brain.

if you get sense you go see where the idiot dey post screenshot of innocent guys (that might not even be forming alphas, like innocent simps) in her DM calling it prison like there's any crime in sending DMs.

people like me never send DMs or asslick like u fool.

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Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry: I Will Remarry In September - Mercy Aigbe's Estranged Husband by johnkey: 11:09am On Jun 22
I no fit marry... if I must marry I will marry for green card, anything aside that I no do. I don dey ring am for my mama ear already

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Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 11:02am On Jun 22
victoryukpong:


lolz although i don't usually do this here in Nairaland, but i guess it can't be helped

describing me based on my appearance??, you're unworthy of my attention, but alas i can see a low life dingbat thinking he's the only one capable of staging a come back
such an idiot
olofo who dey find your mumu attention or even the dumb OP's... foolish guys forming woke, asslicking dumb bitches online and offline and still won't get the püssy... you're just a demented fool... e-goat

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Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by johnkey: 5:46am On Jun 22
fuckingAyaya:
Una preek still dey stand for this buhari adminstration? Since 2years now I never Doke ,I never gbench,I never pishaun
this is a regime not administration... brutal regime

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Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 8:33pm On Jun 21
Cashio:
I wouldn't rather you carry guns and bullets, but I mean it's risky going about with lighters and weeds. They could get you into trouble one day.
lol this is naija, for my area i dey gather kush with ndlea guys grin

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Romance / Re: One Crazy Thing About Guys by johnkey: 4:04pm On Jun 21
who cares what turn you on or off! if it's paining you kill yourself next time you see a happy guy grooving his music jejely not stepping on anyone toes.
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 2:10pm On Jun 21
Tayor23:
upgrade your highness bro...people no dey smoke Arizona again.
Oga make 200 million dey my aza i go stikl dey smoke my Arizona and benson switch, no he everybody dey do pass hinself, highest i can go is loud and it makes me hungry like a lion so i only take when I'm with niggas, banku na no no for me, colorado na don't even go there. Arizona na the equilibrium constant, u get?

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Politics / Re: #BuhariMustGo Protest Rocks Abuja by johnkey: 1:08pm On Jun 21
LordviccoDaGuru:

Na wetin fit them be that
zombies no dey get sense i no blame you
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 12:49pm On Jun 21
Cashio:
so you now brag about going out with lighter and AZ in your crossbag. Na so village people go chuk eye for your matter one day and Dem go knack your head enter sanko.
I'm not bragging but would you rather i carried a gun and bullets?

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Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 5:53pm On Jun 20
2shaw:
Over hyped. Some don't have close to 10m in savings
Once a client pays close to 5m. They rush to but car of 3.5m and use 1.5m for hyping themselves . Its 1 in a million. Average yahoo boy has just 1 car and few jeans and shirts. While the itunes boys are mostly crowded in HK's . Dying their hair and putting on socks and slippers with crossbags.
Aje
So only yahoo boys use crossbags abi? whenever I'm going to my shops for inspection or when I'm going out sometimes you will see me in a crossbag where my charger, lighter, arizona, ATM card, power bank and sometimes my delicate phone will be safely kept.

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Romance / Re: Igbo Guys Marrying Very Young Girls by johnkey: 5:40pm On Jun 20
go and marry leftovers if you want but leave the ones going for fresh products please

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya's First Baby-Mama Urges Him To Get Married In A Father’s Day Post by johnkey: 5:35pm On Jun 20
who marriage help?
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Men Shouldn't Guilt TripYoung Nigerian Girls Who Prefer Older Men by johnkey: 5:29pm On Jun 20
siofra:


It's the same fucking that brought you into this world, park well.
You're too dumb to be indulged, fück who you like but don't come here spewing fake shïts, you fück people husband's for money simple. We accept and we no judge you because me sef go fück people's young daughters when I'm older.

You can rest on my mentions now.

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