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Politics / Re: Bursted: How A Tinubu Supporter Created Over 200 Accounts On Nairaland by johnkey: 6:21pm On Jun 30, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 8
noise maker they no answer yet, maybe you should call their numbers hahaha, shamelessness at it's peak.
Crime / Re: Why Is INEC Making It Difficult To Register PVC? Something Fishy Is Going On by johnkey: 4:28pm On Jun 30, 2022
You sound like you are new in this country, we have to start doing fake PVC down south
Romance / Re: Who Have An Idea? by johnkey: 3:36pm On Jun 30, 2022
arthurwillia:
Please who have an idea of how I can sell 2000$ Cash while still in Nigeria? Please let me know your thoughts
do you have the hard currency? Or you're selling from an online platform?
Romance / Re: Lesbians That Love Dick Are Not Attracted To Men by johnkey: 3:32pm On Jun 30, 2022
Who cares about your love haha? As long as I don use you cum and I don go my house in peace, you can love the flying spaghetti monster for all I care
Romance / Re: Man Seen Sweeping In-law's Compound, Wife Says It's Their Culture (video) by johnkey: 3:17pm On Jun 30, 2022
Igbo men can simp for Africa...with their big stomachs full of beer, That's why I always enjoy lashing their wives in my area. Their yellow pawpaw wives with sweet pussïes

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Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by johnkey: 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2022
Only stupid men wants a lesbian to fall in love with them...


....just invite me for no strings attached party with your lesbian partner and after I cum I go home in peace...


Who love help

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Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Afraid Of Getting Married? by johnkey: 3:12pm On Jun 30, 2022
I'm from one of the happiest home ever... I'm sure I will never marry because I'm not ready to wife someone who other numerous men have tasted her sweetness before...


If I see virgin fine but if I no see I can never marry

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Politics / Re: Udensi: Governor Ikpeazu's Vacation In Turkey Display Of Insensitivity by johnkey: 2:32pm On Jun 30, 2022
Another reflection of the useless country naija

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan Announces The Defection Of Ibrahim Shekarau From APC To NNPP by johnkey: 2:06pm On Jun 29, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:
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Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2.
Rule 8.


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abuse, bully, deliberately insult/ provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.
annoying thing
Politics / Re: Bursted: How A Tinubu Supporter Created Over 200 Accounts On Nairaland by johnkey: 1:53pm On Jun 29, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 8
alariwo of africa angry
Education / Re: 19 Rare And Obscure Colors You May Never Know Existed. by johnkey: 7:42am On Jun 29, 2022
You try

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Politics / Re: Bursted: How A Tinubu Supporter Created Over 200 Accounts On Nairaland by johnkey: 7:36am On Jun 29, 2022
KoronaKola:
I don’t know all these Obituary fan are crying tho.

I’m an adult. If I I like I post the same comment 1000 times, it’s my MB and my phone so why are these kids crying like they are in an OBItuary situation?

shamelessness at it's peak...


this one too dey call himself adult lol , You're a kid not an adult.

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Politics / Re: Bursted: How A Tinubu Supporter Created Over 200 Accounts On Nairaland by johnkey: 7:32am On Jun 29, 2022
I'm sure the person is , that's the only thing he's useful for

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Celebrities / Re: The Picture Of Seun Osewa, The Oga Patapata Of Nairaland by johnkey: 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2022
Very mumu somebody
Politics / Re: We Won’t Fail Nigerians – Acting CJN, Olukayode Ariwoola (Video) by johnkey: 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2022
TechnologyGuru:
This is Tinubu's move definitely..
Once Obi wins the election he'll argue it to the Supreme court..he having a Yoruba man as acting Chief Justice will help him win the Presidential seat if argued in the Court..

This is bad..Omo this is really bad angry

On Obi mandate I stand!
#PO2023
damn bro you took the words right outta my mouth... It's funny how some short sighted people can't even decipher it, immediately I saw the news yesterday I was like ah APC ati Tinubu!
Food / Re: What's The Difference Between Coca-cola And Pepsi And Which Do You Prefer? by johnkey: 12:57pm On Jun 28, 2022
pweeryambre:
Coke has, more gas, more sugar, while Pepsi is lighter and goes better with food and snacks. Coke is more satisfying taken with nothing, while Pepsi tastes kind of watery if taken alone.
My own observations.
you hit the nail on the head

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Politics / Re: Seun Osewa Suspends 'Investigation Of Peter Obi's History' by johnkey: 1:26pm On Jun 27, 2022
Batam:

If nairaland is obsolete why are you still coming here to comment.
What I know about you guys is you are specialist in castigating others when you are nothing

The creator of nairaland deserved to be applauded in all ramification for it maintain its status since 15 years I've know the forum
one Kobo sense you no get, I've been following your comments from frontpage and you sound like a 2 year old kid, annoying thing.

Na because of people like you we have been asking for 'block' button from this archaic looking site so comments like yours will never cross my phone screen, but will that monkey listen to us? I doubt. Tueh I spit on you.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Raped Me In 1998 - Lady Cries Out In The Uk by johnkey: 12:57pm On Jun 27, 2022
Only brilliant minds like mine know sarcasm when we see one...


It's funny how God decided to create some people to be slow, it baffles me seeing them offline and online

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Romance / It hurts so bad by johnkey: 12:11pm On Jun 27, 2022
The days we had the night we spend you'll never die as long as I live in this earth
NYSC / Re: Burial Photos Of Corper Who Drowned In Bayelsa Boat Accident; Friends Mourn by johnkey: 6:32pm On Jun 24, 2022
Damn so sad. I'm hydrophobic I'm never going to go on a canoe ride no matter what.

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Crime / Re: Lady Shares Video Of She And Her Friends Allegedly Doing Yahoo Says It’s To... by johnkey: 6:28pm On Jun 24, 2022
How is this news? One of my girl has client's that pays her every week. It's easier for girls to cash out from dating format than guys, but most girls are weaklings.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Mc Oluomo Is Head Of .Asiwaju Tinubu..killer Squad by johnkey: 6:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
I don't like being political but even as a young fella when it happened, I knew BAT has something to do with Funsho's Williams death, to pave way for Fashola.
Crime / Re: Lady Flogged By Her Boyfriend In Kwara Speaks........ by johnkey: 9:49am On Jun 24, 2022
Zero pity for dumb hoes
Crime / Re: Buratai Ex-chief Of Army Staff Home. Icpc Discovers Billions by johnkey: 9:42am On Jun 24, 2022
Na the mumu zombie soldiers I blame.
Romance / Re: How To Build Your Relationship. by johnkey: 9:04am On Jun 24, 2022
Haha keep building until she meets the 60 year old sugar daddy that will scatter her toto

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Romance / Re: Dating Sites by johnkey: 8:53am On Jun 24, 2022
People still do dating?
Romance / Re: Ogun Kee All My Ex’ – Lady Says After Boyfriend Showers Her With Gifts Her Birt by johnkey: 8:44am On Jun 24, 2022
The joke's on her init?

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