₦airaland Forum

omoh na to go learn kung-fu oh!

victoryukpong:
for real if you weren't looking for attention how did my comment attracted a fly like you

you're better sprayed insecticide than allowed to spread your mumuism over the internet

dude fück your attention, fück you, fück the op

... Because that's what every asslickers of dumb hoes deserve, a knock in the head to reset your simping brain.

if you get sense you go see where the idiot dey post screenshot of innocent guys (that might not even be forming alphas, like innocent simps) in her DM calling it prison like there's any crime in sending DMs.

people like me never send DMs or asslick like u fool.

I no fit marry... if I must marry I will marry for green card, anything aside that I no do. I don dey ring am for my mama ear already

victoryukpong:
lolz although i don't usually do this here in Nairaland, but i guess it can't be helped

describing me based on my appearance??, you're unworthy of my attention, but alas i can see a low life dingbat thinking he's the only one capable of staging a come back
such an idiot

olofo who dey find your mumu attention or even the dumb OP's... foolish guys forming woke, asslicking dumb bitches online and offline and still won't get the püssy... you're just a demented fool... e-goat

fuckingAyaya:
Una preek still dey stand for this buhari adminstration? Since 2years now I never Doke ,I never gbench,I never pishaun

this is a regime not administration... brutal regime

Cashio:
I wouldn't rather you carry guns and bullets, but I mean it's risky going about with lighters and weeds. They could get you into trouble one day.

lol this is naija, for my area i dey gather kush with ndlea guys

who cares what turn you on or off! if it's paining you kill yourself next time you see a happy guy grooving his music jejely not stepping on anyone toes.

Tayor23:
upgrade your highness bro...people no dey smoke Arizona again.

Oga make 200 million dey my aza i go stikl dey smoke my Arizona and benson switch, no he everybody dey do pass hinself, highest i can go is loud and it makes me hungry like a lion so i only take when I'm with niggas, banku na no no for me, colorado na don't even go there. Arizona na the equilibrium constant, u get?

LordviccoDaGuru:
Na wetin fit them be that

zombies no dey get sense i no blame you

Cashio:
so you now brag about going out with lighter and AZ in your crossbag. Na so village people go chuk eye for your matter one day and Dem go knack your head enter sanko.

I'm not bragging but would you rather i carried a gun and bullets?

2shaw:
Over hyped. Some don't have close to 10m in savings
Once a client pays close to 5m. They rush to but car of 3.5m and use 1.5m for hyping themselves . Its 1 in a million. Average yahoo boy has just 1 car and few jeans and shirts. While the itunes boys are mostly crowded in HK's . Dying their hair and putting on socks and slippers with crossbags.
Aje

So only yahoo boys use crossbags abi? whenever I'm going to my shops for inspection or when I'm going out sometimes you will see me in a crossbag where my charger, lighter, arizona, ATM card, power bank and sometimes my delicate phone will be safely kept.

go and marry leftovers if you want but leave the ones going for fresh products please

who marriage help?

siofra:
It's the same fucking that brought you into this world, park well.

You're too dumb to be indulged, fück who you like but don't come here spewing fake shïts, you fück people husband's for money simple. We accept and we no judge you because me sef go fück people's young daughters when I'm older.

You can rest on my mentions now.

siofra:
Abi you're blind, you did not see where I wrote single, unmarried men ?

Don't worry STDs full everywhere, e go reach you too calm down.

you are blind idiot who cares what you wrote or what you're looking for. like you will tell us you're fücking people husband. be fücking old men upandan na my püssy dey suffer am?

Have licking cheating women asses improved anyone's life?

djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
you are crazey. its a draw. anaybody who thinks his luck can get it to him should please go ahead. I did not force your father to partake biko.

werey it's not me but the desperate ones that will do your useless bidding because they are broke. Olofo say na draw.

If you're considering this useless idiot's offer abeg just DM me I will sort you without asking you to do rubbish.

Later this goat go dey insult polithiefcians, y'all are the same.

Foolish man... she'd still fück his gateman that same night.

you are mad so if 20 people waste their data for your stupid ambition you will only pick 5 randomly and the other 15 Waka pass abi? oloriburuku somebody

Quality20:
does car owner also include mechanic guys test running clients cars or errand boys running errands with ogas car?

As long as you are in this Nigeria, just drive a car whether old or new, whether you are a Mechanic or ogas driver, you will pick more than 2 girls on any drive that will willingly follow you home and fück you without even knowing your name. that's the new Nigeria we live in. Hope you get it now?

She-goat wey quote person first sef dey talk "fvck off my mentions"... ode who wan mention your lame ass before, you for put your leaking yansh one place na if you no want mention, who dey notice nairaland hoes before? only stupid simps and I'm definitely not among them.

... I pursued a hoe out if my house at 3am when she refused to give me the coochie, even after we did it like 2 days before that.

that's the last I saw or talked to her.

Real nigga. the only hoes I talk to are the ones I'm fücking, if we are not fücking or about to fück then we have nothing you say to each other ever.

Food is ready for the stupid husband's neighbors. They go too chop this one tear her already wide püssy.

useless hoes looking for excuse for fücking people's husbands for 5k and data subscription. who cares who you fück as long as I'm fücking my own set of young girls when I get older, by then you will be in Shiloh wailing because nobody wants to eats some old man's leftover püssy

TheGidRedpiller:
Your opinion, as for me, there is none! Even my mother is one of them, actually i would refer her as their queen mother!

ah iro o, my mom is the true definition of good woman, she's the one that makes me consider marriage sometimes but I can never marry any girl from this new generation with everything my eyes dey see. I will rather marry old oyinbo woman and not waste marriage than marry a Nigerian new generation hoes

AmazonTopaz:
LMAO, because women of today are refusing to overlook the BS and nonsense attitude of you spoiled men from good mother's you think every woman is a how like you.

What exactly was good about your mother's and bad about today's women?care to explain

You are just spilling rubbish an irresponsible father gets what he deserves and such treatment didn't start today

who be this hoe? you miss road? I owe no hoe any explanation both online and offline, only business I do with hoes is fück and move on. abeg fück off from my mentions

The last good women were our mothers

bubble burster:


they're better than girlfriends that will sleep with every car owner that toasts her without protection. All she gets sometimes is just sit in front seat, not like we are giving them money.


An average Nigerian girl will sleep with at least 2 different car owners every week except when she's on her period


argue with your keyboard.

if you're below 35 and married (married to the new set of hoes, the good women were our mothers), then you're a big fool and will probably remain one till you die, you will die lonely and sad after which your embargo wife would have turned the back of your children against you and probably took over your properties with the help of the lawyer that's fücking her.

see these fools upstairs shaking their shameless yansh here, like there is any girl worth to be loved again in this generation of hoes.

I'm supposed to be doing all those rubbish for a girl that will surely have one or more sugar daddies tearing her pussy for 2k, or a girl fücking her bestie? oR the ones sleeping with lecturers?

only fools love these generation of hoes.