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Sports / Re: UFC: Israel Adesanya Was Paid $500,000 For Defeating Marvin Vettori by johnkey: 11:50am On Jun 22, 2021 |
omoh na to go learn kung-fu oh! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 11:47am On Jun 22, 2021 |
victoryukpong:dude fück your attention, fück you, fück the op ... Because that's what every asslickers of dumb hoes deserve, a knock in the head to reset your simping brain. if you get sense you go see where the idiot dey post screenshot of innocent guys (that might not even be forming alphas, like innocent simps) in her DM calling it prison like there's any crime in sending DMs. people like me never send DMs or asslick like u fool. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry: I Will Remarry In September - Mercy Aigbe's Estranged Husband by johnkey: 11:09am On Jun 22, 2021 |
I no fit marry... if I must marry I will marry for green card, anything aside that I no do. I don dey ring am for my mama ear already 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Was Slut Shame Again On Nairaland by johnkey: 11:02am On Jun 22, 2021 |
victoryukpong:olofo who dey find your mumu attention or even the dumb OP's... foolish guys forming woke, asslicking dumb bitches online and offline and still won't get the püssy... you're just a demented fool... e-goat 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by johnkey: 5:46am On Jun 22, 2021 |
fuckingAyaya:this is a regime not administration... brutal regime 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 8:33pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Cashio:lol this is naija, for my area i dey gather kush with ndlea guys 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: One Crazy Thing About Guys by johnkey: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
who cares what turn you on or off! if it's paining you kill yourself next time you see a happy guy grooving his music jejely not stepping on anyone toes. |
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 2:10pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Tayor23:Oga make 200 million dey my aza i go stikl dey smoke my Arizona and benson switch, no he everybody dey do pass hinself, highest i can go is loud and it makes me hungry like a lion so i only take when I'm with niggas, banku na no no for me, colorado na don't even go there. Arizona na the equilibrium constant, u get? 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: #BuhariMustGo Protest Rocks Abuja by johnkey: 1:08pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
LordviccoDaGuru:zombies no dey get sense i no blame you |
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 12:49pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Cashio:I'm not bragging but would you rather i carried a gun and bullets? 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Yahoo Boys So Wealthy Or Just Over-hyped by johnkey: 5:53pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
2shaw:So only yahoo boys use crossbags abi? whenever I'm going to my shops for inspection or when I'm going out sometimes you will see me in a crossbag where my charger, lighter, arizona, ATM card, power bank and sometimes my delicate phone will be safely kept. 29 Likes |
Romance / Re: Igbo Guys Marrying Very Young Girls by johnkey: 5:40pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
go and marry leftovers if you want but leave the ones going for fresh products please 50 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Timaya's First Baby-Mama Urges Him To Get Married In A Father’s Day Post by johnkey: 5:35pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
who marriage help? |
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Men Shouldn't Guilt TripYoung Nigerian Girls Who Prefer Older Men by johnkey: 5:29pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
siofra:You're too dumb to be indulged, fück who you like but don't come here spewing fake shïts, you fück people husband's for money simple. We accept and we no judge you because me sef go fück people's young daughters when I'm older. You can rest on my mentions now. |
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Men Shouldn't Guilt TripYoung Nigerian Girls Who Prefer Older Men by johnkey: 5:05pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
siofra:you are blind idiot who cares what you wrote or what you're looking for. like you will tell us you're fücking people husband. be fücking old men upandan na my püssy dey suffer am? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Has The Redpill Actually Improved Your Life? by johnkey: 10:47am On Jun 20, 2021 |
Have licking cheating women asses improved anyone's life? |
Crime / Re: 2k To 5 Lucky People If You Have Instagram by johnkey: 10:35am On Jun 20, 2021 |
djsjxjfjdisjdjb:werey it's not me but the desperate ones that will do your useless bidding because they are broke. Olofo say na draw. If you're considering this useless idiot's offer abeg just DM me I will sort you without asking you to do rubbish. Later this goat go dey insult polithiefcians, y'all are the same. |
Celebrities / Re: Man Gets Girlfriend's Favorite Actor “Niklaus” To Make Her A Birthday Shout Out by johnkey: 10:31am On Jun 20, 2021 |
Foolish man... she'd still fück his gateman that same night. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: 2k To 5 Lucky People If You Have Instagram by johnkey: 10:28am On Jun 20, 2021 |
you are mad so if 20 people waste their data for your stupid ambition you will only pick 5 randomly and the other 15 Waka pass abi? oloriburuku somebody 1 Like |
Romance / Re: It Is Risky Patronizing Sex Workers, Here Is Why? by johnkey: 10:25am On Jun 20, 2021 |
Quality20:As long as you are in this Nigeria, just drive a car whether old or new, whether you are a Mechanic or ogas driver, you will pick more than 2 girls on any drive that will willingly follow you home and fück you without even knowing your name. that's the new Nigeria we live in. Hope you get it now? 345 Likes 15 Shares |
Romance / Re: Who Stands To Benefit More By Getting Married? by johnkey: 10:18am On Jun 20, 2021 |
She-goat wey quote person first sef dey talk "fvck off my mentions"... ode who wan mention your lame ass before, you for put your leaking yansh one place na if you no want mention, who dey notice nairaland hoes before? only stupid simps and I'm definitely not among them. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Knew I Was A Psycho When I ??? A Thread ;d by johnkey: 9:59am On Jun 20, 2021 |
... I pursued a hoe out if my house at 3am when she refused to give me the coochie, even after we did it like 2 days before that. that's the last I saw or talked to her. |
Romance / Re: RANT: She Said Don't You Think We Should Just Be Friend? by johnkey: 9:55am On Jun 20, 2021 |
Real nigga. the only hoes I talk to are the ones I'm fücking, if we are not fücking or about to fück then we have nothing you say to each other ever. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Bride Wear Wrong Dress On Wedding Day - Video by johnkey: 9:52am On Jun 20, 2021 |
Food is ready for the stupid husband's neighbors. They go too chop this one tear her already wide püssy. |
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Men Shouldn't Guilt TripYoung Nigerian Girls Who Prefer Older Men by johnkey: 9:49am On Jun 20, 2021 |
useless hoes looking for excuse for fücking people's husbands for 5k and data subscription. who cares who you fück as long as I'm fücking my own set of young girls when I get older, by then you will be in Shiloh wailing because nobody wants to eats some old man's leftover püssy 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MEN!! Don't Be Like This Man!! Take The Redpill And Go Mgtow!(photos)- Redpill by johnkey: 9:43am On Jun 20, 2021 |
TheGidRedpiller:ah iro o, my mom is the true definition of good woman, she's the one that makes me consider marriage sometimes but I can never marry any girl from this new generation with everything my eyes dey see. I will rather marry old oyinbo woman and not waste marriage than marry a Nigerian new generation hoes |
Romance / Re: Who Stands To Benefit More By Getting Married? by johnkey: 9:39am On Jun 20, 2021 |
AmazonTopaz:who be this hoe? you miss road? I owe no hoe any explanation both online and offline, only business I do with hoes is fück and move on. abeg fück off from my mentions 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: MEN!! Don't Be Like This Man!! Take The Redpill And Go Mgtow!(photos)- Redpill by johnkey: 9:36am On Jun 20, 2021 |
The last good women were our mothers 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: It Is Risky Patronizing Sex Workers, Here Is Why? by johnkey: 9:34am On Jun 20, 2021 |
bubble burster: they're better than girlfriends that will sleep with every car owner that toasts her without protection. All she gets sometimes is just sit in front seat, not like we are giving them money. An average Nigerian girl will sleep with at least 2 different car owners every week except when she's on her period argue with your keyboard. 446 Likes 27 Shares |
Romance / Re: Who Stands To Benefit More By Getting Married? by johnkey: 9:26am On Jun 20, 2021 |
if you're below 35 and married (married to the new set of hoes, the good women were our mothers), then you're a big fool and will probably remain one till you die, you will die lonely and sad after which your embargo wife would have turned the back of your children against you and probably took over your properties with the help of the lawyer that's fücking her. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Ladies: If He Truly Loves You; He Would Do These 5 Things by johnkey: 9:23am On Jun 20, 2021 |
see these fools upstairs shaking their shameless yansh here, like there is any girl worth to be loved again in this generation of hoes. I'm supposed to be doing all those rubbish for a girl that will surely have one or more sugar daddies tearing her pussy for 2k, or a girl fücking her bestie? oR the ones sleeping with lecturers? only fools love these generation of hoes. |
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