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Nairaland / General / Re: who is your most sexy nigerian actress by johnkey: 1:45pm On Apr 18, 2021
rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Has Angry Words For Stuipid Fans by johnkey: 1:44pm On Apr 18, 2021
But this guy sef fine like woman nawa o
Celebrities / Re: "May God Heal You" Bobrisky Replies Halima Abubakar by johnkey: 1:42pm On Apr 18, 2021
idris and wahala

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Vaccine: Have You Been Vaccinated? by johnkey: 9:44am On Apr 18, 2021
BadRadio:
lol... but u gats land in a tarmac na grin
no o. seaplane moves on water, na to carry am go one village river jet out reach america land for any beach water,quick discharge and disguise as beach guy catching cruise.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Vaccine: Have You Been Vaccinated? by johnkey: 9:36am On Apr 18, 2021
BadRadio:
I heard u have to take it if you plan to travel abroad. what can persons who wants to travel abroad who do not want to take do?
I might just decide to buy a seaplane and fly myself to anywhere in the world.
Crime / Re: Married Kenyan Man Arrested For Allegedly Killing His Side Chick (photos) by johnkey: 9:35am On Apr 18, 2021
she'd still be alive if she wasn't greedy. set awon side chickens.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Vaccine: Have You Been Vaccinated? by johnkey: 9:32am On Apr 18, 2021
Only if it comes with a million dollars and a new ferrari. if not count me out politicians can have it.
Travel / Re: SPECIAL FEATURE: Women Surviving By Driving In Lagos by johnkey: 9:30am On Apr 18, 2021
The real slay queens. Not our urgent 2k feminists.

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Romance / Re: Relationship by johnkey: 7:28am On Apr 18, 2021
mumu question. what's would you? like you're the general that gives commands or what? na you go command your friend and ex who to date? mtchew kids
Business / Re: Sellling $350 Worth Of Btc And $400 Worth Of Paypal. by johnkey: 7:14am On Apr 18, 2021
youngkid93:
If you are interested or know one interested in buying btc worth $350 or paypal worth $400, kindly call/chat/whatsapp video or audio call 08119795153.

Note: Interested buyers must be ready to make outright purchase on any of the above mentioned. Yes, you have to buy all, i.e either all $350 worth of btc or all $400 worth of paypal funds.

Most importantly, scammers, please stay far away, thank you.
Politics / Re: Throwback: 703,506 Poor Nigerians Receive N23.7bn From Abacha Loot by johnkey: 7:08am On Apr 18, 2021
obviously only a fool will believe this

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Religion / Re: Breaking:‘it’s Immoral’ — Oyedepo Says He Won’t Take COVID-19 Vaccine - Christi by johnkey: 7:07am On Apr 18, 2021
That's right Daddy we ain't taking shiit
Crime / Re: Video: 10 Year Old Boy Caught Sneaked Via Burglary Into Uncompleted Building To by johnkey: 1:38am On Apr 18, 2021
lmao
Romance / Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by johnkey: 1:27am On Apr 18, 2021
bejick:

did you read where he said when he get back. that means he is abroad.
I was actually generalizing, not just op but every other mumu boy out there

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Romance / Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by johnkey: 1:12am On Apr 18, 2021
All these mumu boys they're always planning to get married. why not plan to make more millions or plan to travel out.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele-bello Acquires 2021 Lexus SUV. Congrats To Her!!! by johnkey: 1:01am On Apr 18, 2021
congrats Mami. I tap into your grace
Celebrities / Re: James Brown Beaten, Stripped & Disgraced By Guys For Being A Crossdresser by johnkey: 12:42am On Apr 18, 2021
nawa o why not leave the guy alone or is he hurting anyone physically? james you sef sit your hot yansh for one place you no dey hear

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Politics / Re: Bloodbath In Zamfara As Vigilantes Storm Market, Execute Bandits by johnkey: 12:34am On Apr 18, 2021
no pics mtchew
Politics / Re: Tinubu Breaks Ramadan Fast With Buhari In Aso Villa: Photo by johnkey: 12:30am On Apr 18, 2021
bastards
Family / Re: Marriage: Specs Or Peace Of Mind? by johnkey: 1:29pm On Apr 17, 2021
emmnprince:



Your moniker says it all!
idiot what has my moniker got to do with my personal choice? Foolish man why must you be intimidated by another man's personal decision. do your own and go.
Crime / Re: France Decides That Sex With Child Under 15 Is Automatically Rape by johnkey: 8:27am On Apr 17, 2021
so one night I saw this curvy girl and toasted her, turns out she's 14, I rest her case when she told me but now she's the one disturbing me to come and visit me. just yesterday she reminded me she's now on break and free for like 2 weeks, ss2 girl o, I weak.

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Romance / Re: Wise Singles Focus On Marrying RIGHT. Foolish Ones Focus On Marrying FIRST. by johnkey: 8:15am On Apr 17, 2021
this one no get sense, you for marry woman na.
Romance / Re: Do You Want To Know Why Tom Tom Sweets Is Trending? Here Is Why by johnkey: 8:13am On Apr 17, 2021
MedaRophe:
Some people will just leave their brain behind while pressing their phone.
The link is a continuation of the article. He obviously didn't open the link and claimed he didn't see anything in the post. I have reported him sha.
you are mad. why will I claim I clicked when I didn't mtchew grow sense abeg. reported to who? to humans like me or to God? senseless idiot
Politics / Re: It Was DSS That Robbed The Bank In Anambra, Not IPOB – Says IPOB Spokesperson by johnkey: 8:00am On Apr 17, 2021
killed 2 innocent young souls.
Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Young Ladies Running Mad Lately? by johnkey: 7:36am On Apr 17, 2021
how you think say those bigger boys with no known job dey take drive latest and spend millions on drinks?

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Celebrities / Re: ‘no Baby Will Ever Suck My B00bs’ – Monalisa Stephen by johnkey: 7:31am On Apr 17, 2021
But men are always free to suck
Romance / Re: Do You Want To Know Why Tom Tom Sweets Is Trending? Here Is Why by johnkey: 6:56pm On Apr 16, 2021
please do not click the link because I didn't see anything like tomtom when I did. useless op

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Celebrities / Re: Akuapim Poloo Sentenced To 90 Days Imprisonment by johnkey: 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2021
Useless actress and bastard OP

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actress Akuapem Poloo Sentenced To 90 Days Imprisonment by johnkey: 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2021
Good. not easy to spend one night in police cell talkless of 3 months in jail.
Crime / Re: California Mum Drowned Her 3 Kids To Protect Them(Pics) by johnkey: 6:23pm On Apr 16, 2021
nairaland broke feminists left the group chat
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship For 2021 or 2022 Marriage by johnkey: 4:49pm On Apr 16, 2021
timeformetolove:
0. What's yours?
a lot of pussies

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