PushMusic:

You've been noticed and ignored kiddo!

who is dis shiit?? who are u? i mean who fucck are u dat will make me tryna get ur attention, as in u are bill gate? dangotte? obama? david cameron? what is d purpose of ur existence in life? i mean wat do u do 4 A living? nigga u dont just quote me anyhow cus i didnt quote u, its better u direct ur question to d lady dat mentioned u cus i just dont phantom u shiit existence, idiat!

Oluwaseun okuneye

*cover face* i didnt check d name oooo

pls can someone come up with biafland.Com? it will surely reduce d pride exhibited by seun and his crew, cus i dont just get all dis stupiid rules on nairaland when we are not in a law school. Probably seun is feeling funky cus nairaland generate so much trafic, and he shouldnt forget yahoo, facebook, e.T.C dey were once an undisputed champion.

jah bless ur hustle bro

Estharfabian:
Okay sir!
Type in American accent?? PushMusic comman Hear o!



I'd start Typing in Pidgin...Abeg No vex!!

what d hell is pushmusic? was it a name for ur compoud dog or gateman?

YuzedoWife:

why mock someone u create? and u tink u cant be ugly more dan dat? wait till u have accident or dey pour u acid. idiat!

Estharfabian:
[s] Uh...Let's say...The Room is dark and all...and he probably has A Winnie issue... He uses a Love Machine...You know the usual cliché Missionary style?? The girl thinks It's his' And boom! she orgasms! Thinking It's the natural act....Weird huh?


LoL! All these questions.... don't ask me! I just read it!

[/s] bro. u knw wat i hate most? its trying hard to pretend like u are wat u are not, bro. when its even obvious to the blind dat u havent leave the shore of aba before talkless of crossing the great atlantic yet u trying hard to Type in british/America accent. beIng urself will do a lot of good for u.

when man u fans realised they are d only epl team going to europa league they be like >>>>>>>

Opiosko:
Thunder fire Olympiakos. May they limp to relegation

Edoblakky:
Where are the blues haters

we are here, chelsea 2-3 Porto

yapapa:
Bleep you,Bleep ur mom,dad,siblings,if there is any.Bleep your lineage.

But seriously guy, dont u tink we nees to follow trumps advice and ban that "THING" in the whole word? it will surely safe d world a lotta headache.

man u fans be like>>>>>>>>>>

we hereby welcome man u to europa league
signed: haters association
nairaland chapter

nobody will just come online to tarnish anybodies image or spread rumour without concrete evidence. DIS IS A GOOD DEVELOPMENT IN MY OWN PART

@op maybe u should just poison is food anytime he want to eat. My2cent

Airforce1:
I'm a lover and not a trouble maker

bro seriously i recommend plastic surgery 4 u, maybe u migth just be lucky and have sense again

carlcar2012:
I have a rich boyfriend, she spends money on me and pets me well. Yesterday he bought a costly wristwatch for me and some other stuff. But he started demanding for sex.

He said women have nothing to contribute in a relationship apart from sex. I disagree we ladies love care and cherish. Is that not enough?

Men should just stop seeing women as sex object. Me am keeping my body for my husband.

bro. Seriously do u understand wat u wrote? U mean u collected money from a guy and dont want to return d favour 4 him? i recommend a brain surgery 4 u, maybe u migth just start seeing tin d normal way.

Captainswag225:
lol, its not easy oo, the last time i visited the derailers paradise, i felt like a stranger. new monikers everyday, some guys even parade as ladies. its soo sick lol.....ish u all the best on dis section, b i will be back to cheer u up for mr nairaland!

no p, bye!

Captainswag225:
lol@levels don change, well i just felt like exploring other sections too..., i know u are handling well since u are a no nonsense nigga. lol

trying sha, all dos i knew on dis section av even changed dere monickers, dont knw who is who again

Captainswag225:
i know, i just came to pay u a visit on dis section, am not a romancelander anymore

lol. Level don change? i guess u dont like this section again cus of the so many senseless and stupiid thread created by the toddlers and underage kids on dis section ?

Decker:


She isn't shiit. She is smarter than you would be if you were twice your age.

wat d fucck is dis one saying now? quote me when u reach 18. i dont chat with a saddist again.

Captainswag225:
u love wahala too much lol.... wetin dey happen?

i dey jor, its been a while

Decker:


Why didn't you quote me? Are you scared to quote me?

By the way, you seem too smart for your age. You remind me so much of myself.

Estharfabian:
My points exactly! High5 bae!
You rock girl!

so dis shiit is even an underage? No Wonder!

Decker:


Why didn't you quote me? Are you scared to quote me?

By the way, you seem too smart for your age. You remind me so much of myself.

wisdomkosiblog:
See his pictures. https://wisdomkosiblog./

who the fucck is dis shiit? who knw uR existence in d 1st place? Idiat!

Estharfabian:
Uh...You're very much still gonna be attractive to men...

My Granny's widowed....And She's remarrying soonest!
In other words...she has a Boyfriend... or should I call him A Manfriend? And guess What?? he's very much Younger that her!

It's all in the head...If you're attractive, Smart and bold..no matter Your age....you'd still get suitors...judging from the way You write... You're also smart!

now, that's a bonus!

now dis is wat i called madness

STILESGANG:
Mr man you better enjoy your life and forget all this spritual nonsense.What shall it profit a man to miss the good things this world has to offer and still miss the "imaginary heaven".Y.O.L.O

serious bro. Dats one of my thought. i hate all dis spiritual shiit, how many of dos who dont have sex have become dangotte,

icym241:

ekwensu anoufia anumanu......elami mumu ur just to stupid fr ma lykin....u even luk lyk all does meat sellers plss i dont really hav ur tym
get som1else to pour fr rotten frustration on

let me blend u and move u from illiteracy to literacy, but it seems u prefer d igbo village u are, u cant even type a simple sentence correctly, i have to take an headache pills each time i read ur reply.

icym241:

big fr nofin dirty useless baboon
if u went to skool nd studief literature ull knw dah ur d worst illiterate on earth cos u probably dont knw wah exaggeration means.....stupid disgusting animal

Wat an amateur way to defend ur stupidity, u probably tink d world is 150billion, instead of tanking me for correcting u, u are making excuse.

firstking01:
bro, i dnt entirely agree wit u, smtyms u do it pretentiously, u claim to av control over ur hrt, bt u knw deep dwn inside ur hrt ur craving and yearning for dat gal. See, love is one tin u dnt have power or control over.

we trained our heart differently, so u dont compared urs wit mine, i have d total control over who i loved and who dont want to love at any moment.

icym241:

der ar 150billion pple dah still luv ma preaence on earth stupid cold fowl.besides d soldier dare nt except he wants to lose his fuckin job.u claim to b a man buh u spit trash arent u just to foolish

when i told u dat u are an illiterate, u insulted me, but can u see d evidence now @thebold statement? as of today d world population is not more dan 7billion, i wonder where u see 150billion people dat love u, illiterate!

Estharfabian:
Very disgusting, local,degrading and unattractive..

first sensible post have ever seen from u. dat tin is really disgusting.And its serve spiritual purpose for some girls.

icym241:


its illiterate big slowpoke he threatened to slap me nt dah he did it stupid northern cow

mere threaten? d soldier is a big idiot and deserve to be sacked, he had an opportunity to reduced d fools on earth but decided to threathen u wit a slap when u supposed to be shot not even wit a gun but with an amoured tank .