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using GPs to find urself will save u alotta stress dan using dis novel u wrote

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surbrown:
shut the fück up, you mentally-indigent peasant,
if there's anywhere resembling hell in the
afterlife, i have no doubt you would be sucking
on satan's scrötum while a legion of goblins are
fisting you...
in the comity of mental handicaps, you would
be their life president. with your below average
intelligence and a face that looks like the clitöral
hood of a leprous witch

dis are d reason why psychratic hospitals should be well secured, patient wont be to able to escape and started showing d level of there insanity to d whole world. but as kind hearted man dat i am, i pray u start receiving sense back to back till knowledge take over u.

surbrown:
MY GIRL FRIEND SAID I LOOKS LIKE WIZKID! HOPE SHE NO DEY TEASE ME,

what is dis? *spit* dis nigga wanna make me vomit dis early mourning, merely seeing ur pics can give someone malaria, creating a thread for money assistance for a plastic surgery wont be a bad idea, dat ur girlfriend definately have an eye defect, she should visit d nearest optical hospital asap.

durentdbiitch:
Op relax, i was also embarrassed on christmas day, i went to a church for the first time, i wore my christmas cap, during sermon, d pastor pointed me to remove my cap, i jst angrily left d church. Dis is 2016, learn to forgo

ur personality was a hit back to back from stupiidty to foolishness to slowpoke, yet nobody want to donate sense 4 u, smh massively,

and me be like egbon durentt if its money for brain surgery u want come and collect it

obiorathesubtle:
I'm afraid of sucking a woman's vagina!!. All of una carry well/extremely stocked Arsenal of bacteria, germs and many diseases down there.. Even the ones em never discover.


Apart from that one.. I'm fearless.

,dis one clearly lack sense, egbon obiora if u need money 4 brain surgery, come and collect it.

Estharfabian:
U really need to be shot in the head!


Can't wait for this Incendiary thread to be All dead.. you obviously created it with the motive of Fueling Trouble!

PS---You're black! deal with it!!
And you're no different from those "frustrated idiots" Ranting bout the issue...You had to Create a thread? for what? To Emit Your idiotic frustrations too?

A perfect epitome of Pot calling kettle black!

stfu, u blacks lack common sense, deal with it.

Vanquay:
Recently, the Olamide v. Don Jazzy saga is all over Nairaland FP like a Bitvh on heat. I dont listen to Nigerian music as the accent puts me off but i do like the Beats and the occasional Wizkid song. Back to the matter.'

Some idiots are already carrying the matter for head and ranting all over their social medias as if theres a nice reward for their incoherent jargons. Are Nigerians this jobless or maybe because its a weekend

The case that amazed me most are the Niggas on FP who are claiming to erase their songs off their playlist...like WTF? Is it the actions that make you determine if the song is good enough for you or the actual music production, lyrics and quality...like seriously WTF?...Really Nigga...Bruh

that guy clearly lack something called common sense

STFUareyouGod:
As the year is about to end, I'll like to know your opinion of me (good, bad, even insult is allowed)


Hope y'all had fun today? Happy new year in advance

u have no sense, stupiid, mad, foolish, insane, crazy, idiot, slowpoke,


happy new year to u though!

Temysteve:
So ur forefather demons is still monitiring u shey!! Some1 praying 4 u for the new yr season yet u still acting like a #Stupendious Felloe. If ur hand is itching u nd u dnt knw wqat to do, y can't u plug it to an electric hotplate.

pls can someone explain to me in english d bullshit dis guy tryna tell me?

STFUareyouGod:
will Kano pillars ever play in La Liga? Dude we not in same league. Go figure your mate


Night

lol, when d black fuccking monkeys showing level to me cus we access same internet, dis wat u get when u give opportunity to d less priviledge, am gonna blame robert & vint here cus i just dont get why dey will make dis tin global.

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pure2012soul:
This year shall be your season of multiple open doors, year of promotions, breakthroughs, fulfilment, and outstanding success in all areas of your life.
A year of the manifestation of the glory of God upon everything you shall lay your hands on to do.
What ever has been difficult for you in the past years shall become easy for you from henceforth.
The presence of God shall guide your going out and your coming in throughout this year and beyond.
Sorrow and untimely death shall not be your portion, and you shall be far from oppression in Jesus name, AMEN.
Happy 2016

. my apology! i wanted to quote the op and not u, pls accept my apology

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STFUareyouGod:
even if I was a biiitch, you still wouldn't dare fucking with me


Now swerve

fine! game?

STFUareyouGod:
broke ass nigga spotted

i'm gotta act like i didnt see dis shiit till my acting days are over i wont threat ur fucck up.

jonaifame22:
Merry christmas to u all and I wish u a successful 2016 in advance.
I know dat lots of guys will come for me after reading this, buh the wise ones will adhere and seek for a way to better their condition!
Jobless guys please and please and please steer clear of love and romance in 2016, my reasons are as follows.

Money brings out the man in you.
U'll quite agree wth me that when you go to buy food at a canteen for example and u have ur money wth u,the way u'll speak will carry confidence but on the other hand when you ain't gat money and u wanna buy credit u'll go there buh not as a king but as a beggar sorry to say.
What am I trying to say is dat money brings out the confidence in you as a man,quote me anywhere and a lot of u will quite agree wth me except for those who have grown thick skin in poverty hence resistn money however it

nigga when u gonna fixed ya brain? it wont be technically ok to enter 2016 brainless like dis

*sitting on a water leaf tree* grab my pop corn* am only here to read comment

nobody

300 secretly buried? chai!!! lie mohamed is a leaner anywhere dis human lefts rigths watch dey

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dis is bad

1st sensible word from dis buhari regime

Adeoba10:
U shld rada work on ur stupidity b4 d end of dis year.... We follow d lunar calender, which falls randomly on d gregorian calender, dats y we dont av fixed date for our Eid...

all of u should stfu, did he lied?

Lemon12:
Islam and copy copy ....
So they have shift Mohammed the paedophile birthday to 24th Dec now Abii?

hahahaaaaaaa

NakedEve:
My dear I am not a lesbian n I don't really advocate for LGBT rights but I saw the devil in the hearts of Nigerian Christians during the LGBT issue. I watched it all from afar in 3D.

Anyway I still maintain that let what happened in Brunei happen in Nigeria.
Like I said before many Nigerian Christians hypocritically called it a democracy n called for the killing of sexual minorities together with their jailing simply because they had the power of democracy(numbers)..

So let Nigeria become Brunei in Jesus name where the rights of even christian minorities (I pray this comes to pass) become nonexistent.

can someone take dis thing to the nearest panel beaters, her brain need to be rewired