₦airaland Forum

CLeAtHead:

my guy I dey. I no wan speak German
Make Anti-spam bot no banish me

anyway, gud evening how ARE u doing?

wunmi590:
Guys and Ladies, can you allow such thing to happen in your matrimonial home.

no!

redgem:
You've lost?

OH! my bad, i mean lost, anyway how are u doing?

OMG! i would have woo redgem, now have losT.

[quote author=CLeAtHead post=36965033][/quote]guten abend, wie geht es heute?

Danjuma827:
don't faint yet ohh. I have just started

OMG! so u still get more bullet in ur gun? oh! my guy pls have mercy naa.

adeh39:
I choose




DANJUMA827

cc: tohpahz
Dygeasy

*faint* wat d heck? why am losing today? i lose dis, my teams are also losing, my aston villa is currently losing while my athletico bilbao will still lose in advance, *wake up* *faint again* pls someone should rush me to the hospital!

tohpahz:
Phewwwwww.. if u wait ur turn.. what would happen? /

HEY! miss/mrs woman, u said we should post 19:50 and i posted 19:50, wats my fault here huh?.

adeh39:
Can't wait Swiri

if love was written on every grain of sand in the sahara desert that still doesnt equal my love 4 u, if i had a star 4 every time u brightened my day i will have a galaxy in my hand, even if there is no gravity on earth, i would still fall 4 u, ur eyes are like sunset, they are beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away 4rm, u are so hot u started global warming, are u a hurricane? cause u are blowing me away, ur eyes are bluer dan the atlantic ocean, and baby am lost at sea !, guess wat am wearing? the smile u gave me, swerry if u are words on a page u will be what they call fine print, *singing* u are my africa queen, the girl of my dreams and u remind of a thing and dat is d africa beauty yeeh! , like i said earlier my luv 4 u is luv at 1st sight, do u belive in luv at 1st sight? if not i mit walk round u 4 u to see me several time, babe pls can we commit the perfect crime? i will steal ur heart and u steal mine,
babe i luv u.

adeh39:
Danjuma827 nd Johnnoah1st
Waiting for you.......

am here wit u babe, *grab a sit next to her"

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

corky ßastard.
I guess dats ur dad up der.

YES! dats definately his dad

Aipete2:
me dont know

why wont u knw? is it not u dat post it?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi guys, yesterday I had my final exam. From the moment I came into the class for the exams, there's this boy that would not stop walking past me. He walked past me at least five times during a short time. He was seated two seats behind me by the way. Towards the end of the exam, I could hear him whistling and saying something like "what a b..i..t..c..h". Btw, he has been doing this walking past me thing throughout the semester, lol, but I just pretended not to notice. After I was done with my exams and I turned my paper in, as I was leaving class, he chased me through the hallway and said "Wait, don't go". I walked as fast as I could because that was the first thing that popped in my mind and after a short chase, he disappeared. As I walked to the parking lot and got into my car, I parked my car next to his car. When I turned back and saw him behind me, I shut my door and off as fast

[/color] THRASH [color=#000099]

Aipete2:
A lady said "i lost my virginity to a guy when i was in SS1 and the relationship ended in secondary school. When i got to university i dated 15 guys and left after tasting my honeypot . I graduated from school and got a job after five years and i dated 16 more guys including my boss but twas all a vain relationship, the last 6 men i dated were pastors but they left me after having sex with me. What can i do to have a serious relationship?

wat is honeypot?

#TEAMATHLETICBILBAO, no shaking dis game is ours

#TEAMASTONVILLA, we are winning dis game.

morbeta:
This is my candid advice, go and take ur bath, cos my hypertech-phone is indicating that your mouth and body odour is a serious biohazard to people around you now. After dat pls do find a very health food to eat.atleast aese frustration. Cos rite now you sound like expired spermatozoa. Anuofia!!! Goat scrotum!!

CRY ME A RIVER

Twaci:
When I was a little girl, I understood the fact that most guys desired and respected Virgins. But as for now?....Hmmm, don't know oh! I have met a couple of guys saying that Virgins "na work".

So, romancelanders tell me, Virgins or Non-virgins....and why?

VIRGIN OR NON VIRGIN, dats not my problem so far she still got some dignity and classy.

RickRichards:
14 years.
Cc: Nigerian Army, Nigerian Air force, Nigerian Navy, Nigerian Police, DSS, NIA, NIS.

HAHAHA, CRAZY GUY!

morbeta:
If he is your father, tell him that betrayal after death is pardonable. He should return home its safe now.

oponu! cant u read the thread that there's notin like abobaku in yoruba again since 4 decades ago? and like ur own fuccking tradition is not worst dan dat. u dis aba made maggot!

morbeta:
Inforrmantion reaching us at Enugu is indeed
surprising, Abubaku the man who is to be buried alife with the late Oni of ife was spotted in an eatry in Enugu in the early hours of today. While being granted a brief interview by one of our correspondent, theses are his words " why should i dye with Baba, abi they born us same day?he has enjoyed life and has been immensly favoured by God!! I beg make i train my children in peace. I know am protected here in Iboland". I love ibo people oooooo!!

abubaku? OPONU, u cant even spell the word correctly, igbo ewu! goat!

morbeta:
Informantion reach us at Enugu is indeed
surprising, Abubaku the man who is to be buried alife with the late Oni of ife was spotted in an eatry in Enugu in the early hours of today. While be granted a briaf interview by one of our correspondent, theses are his words " why should i dye with Baba, abi they born us same day?he has enjoyed life and has been immensly favoured by God!! I beg make i train my children in peace. I know am protected here in Iboland".

Abubaku? u cant even spell d word very well, oponu! igbo ewu! goat!

Wale112:
Hmmmmmmm










Discuss...

A CRAZY SOMEBODY!!! u better tell ur parent to refer u to yabaleft b4 ur situation get out of hand.

Arisha:
I just typed in Somalia on google nd gbam u folks talk alot of poo abt us on this thing so i jist had to join and defend my ppl nd country

hahahaha, and u tink u can defend ur country? even the ghanains as many as they are on dis forum cant defend themselves talkless of somalia? mehn! many people dont knw where d map of that country is on world map.

Arisha:
What the hecks were u doing in Mogadishu tho, no I've not been to nigeria before

i went for a seminar in benadir university then, and how do u got to knw this FORUM?

Arisha:
It isnt a state its the capital of somalia Mogadishu as u know it but its also called hamar cadey my beautiful hamar cadey

OH! MY BAD! i didnt knw mogadishu is hamar cadey, i also stays in mogadishu when i came to somalia though i just spent a few weeks, but have u been to nigeria B4?

Arisha:
No its just that we normally bomb the brains out of inviduals like u . iam from the beautiful hamar cadey

trust me, am allergic to bomb, and WAT REGION IS hamar cadey?

smilinseun:
I noticed that when you are dating a girl,you have to provide for her ie take her out,give her money for clothes,hair etc. They say these things are guys responsibilities in a relationship... What are the responsibilities of girls in a relationship?

SEX

Arisha:
Rly I doubt that ! m surprised u made it out alive

sure, am badder dan all of dem, there are some beautiful girls in somalia though! where u do u live in somalia?

[quote author=Arisha post=36951123][/quote]have been to somalia b4, where do u stay in somalia?

Arisha:
Bish u know non abt somalia get Somalia out of ur stinkin mouth before i come there and slap the soul out of you jarer waxid

lol, anyway as av asked earlier, is dat u on ur profile pics?