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This guy is the most celebrated bbn naija housemate in history.

Happened with my daughter sometime ago. Oranges were the solution.

Please bro kindly send me omogheto the saga. My wife needs it. Thanks sir

Thanks bro.. looking forward for more bro

Kindly give us the download of king of boys part 2 for me

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Na mumu go vote for Angel. My 2 Favs Whitemoney and Queen are in a safe place.Giving my votes for Cross, two times veto power victim.

Angel don use her hand spoil her game. No fighting spirit at all. Thumbs up for Nini. She use her blood win vecto.

Cross actually nominated Nini. So it make sense for Nini to actually get back even though Nini is unawares of crosses pick. God no dey sleep

This Maria na actress o

Thanks guys am honored. Am still on it. Thanks

alphaNomega:
What city are you? There should be someone good in fixing Honda's

I live in Sango otta. The guys here are filled with guess work. Kindly recommend for me if you have any

Still same news after changing the vss. Please any good engineer in the house. I need help o

MOTIONTECH:
The VSS is usually inserted into the transmission with its connector sticking out.

Thanks bro

More comments please

autologic:
According to the design of that vehicle model,the input signal to the speedometer readout is the VSS (vehicle speed sensor) located around the transmission assembly doesn't have to do wether the 4wheel drive is available or not .
Responsibility of a good technician is to have done all his homework to confirm the integrity of all signal around that circuitry and even confirm the instrument cluster module to make the right call .
U will need to look out for technician that can do thorough troubleshooting to find the culprit .
Referring to question of if it ok to be driving with speedometer not working : it depends solely on others signal that might be affected and not visible to u in the course of loss of speedometer signal .
Accurate answer depend on outcome of troubleshooting.

Am quite happy with this response. Please is the vss sensor the one located on the engine area because the technician told me that one is bad. How many vss sensor do we have please

Please engineer in the house I need your help on this matter. I just bought a naija used Honda pilot 04 and noticed the speedometer is not working. I was directed to a rewire who then told me that the car was originally a four wheeler and has been converted to a two wheel drive. And that I have to put back the propeller, shaft and the back sensor's for the speedometer to run. Please guys do you think he made sense?can I just be driving the mob without speedometer, any negative effect? Any engineer in the house to proffer any possible solution?

Dey fall my hands too. All the oil company I applied for then through dragnet did not work out. Bought GMAT, GRE and others yet no way! I gave up on oil jobs and move to other multinational,with there experience I passed Guinness aptitude test and Nestle's at the same period.... Dragnet Sabi drag person backwards and if you insist on them you fit fall on there net,!

kestolove95:
Oboy see mind, kill person not just person but his dad..slawormiir idols

Moreso on a fathers day. The devil is even beginning to be afraid of Nigerians because the evil they cannot do does not exist. Hmmmm

larry95:
no mind datt guy... but realy u shudnt 've used thse words! say we no tlk no mean say we gt 'shrt mmry.. ..brainwashed.''

Oil full your head my brother

Dr FAO

This is a true life story. I was at the Eatery behind OPIC Tower (Sweet Sensation) in Abeokuta to buy bread because the loaves there are usually fresh on Wednesday June 17, 2021. I do this every other day when I am in town.

As I approached the counter I noticed there was the usual rowdy scene of those with trays at different stages of buying and collecting their ordered meals.

I had to appeal to a group of boys with Sango hairstyles ahead of me. I was clutching the N500 and a 50k to facilitate any need for change as the particular loaf only cost N450 up from N300 some months back. While I was waiting for the girl on the counter to put the bread in a paper bag one of the boys called my attention to another N500 note between my shoes where I was standing and the following was the dialogue that ensued:

1st Boy: *_"Daddy, a N500 has dropped it is yours pick it."_*

I looked between my shoes there was sure a N500 naira note. Without paying attention to the boy, I looked back and turned to collect my loaf and the N100 naira change I was expecting from the girl at the pay point.

2nd Boy: *_Daddy, it is your money I saw it fall from your pocket when you came to the counter._*

3rd Boy:. *_Iru awon daddy ba yi ko fe owo kekere ti iba mu ko fun wa. Daddy se e o fe owo yi mo ni"_*

A Woman in the Queue: *_Se agbalagba bayi ni iwo nsoro be si, Enyin yi o ma l'eko o._* (You have no good home Training to be addressing an old man like that!)

They all chorused:

All Boys: *_"Ki lo kan e nbe, Amebo?"_* (What is your own concern, Amebo, - the name of the character made famous in the Nigerian soap *"Village Headmaster"*).

At this stage I simply kicked the note still between my shoes aside with my left foot with a jump up. (Do not ask why I jumped up, _awon agba lo le ye_ [only Yoruba elders will understand]).

1st Boy:. *_"Baba e mu ke fun wa l'owo yi, ta bi e o f'owo yi ni"_*. (Old man pick the money and give us, or you do not want the money)

I then looked at the 1st Boy sternly in the face removed my black cap to show my bald head, touched my forehead as if recalling something and pretended I was intoning some Yoruba incantations in clear Yoruba dialect.

ME: *_"Ibi egun ba w'ole si...."_* (Iyoku di ojo Miran) (Meaning, where a masquerade disappears into the ground....)

Come and see the commotions as one of them with cycle riding gloves picked up the note hurriedly as they all rushed out of the hall into a waiting car in the premise with the shout:

ALL BOYS: *_"Yepa! Awon baba ogbologbo, o ti ba toni je fun wa. A o mo pe awon Alaye ni Baba yen o"_* (Oh! Strange old man, he has spoilt our game today, we did not know he is such an elder)

They could not wait to hear my second statement:

ME: *_"Bara, bara, la f'oju, kumo, kumo la d'ete...."_* (Iyoku di ojo miran). (In total, we become blind, with deformity we are afflicted with leprosy.... the rest is for another day.

Strange enough, I wish they know that I was almost pissing into my pant at this stage as I was at the brink of disaster from boys who ordinarily should be in school somewhere. I wish they know that what I was saying I owe to my primary school drama of some six-plus decades ago. But it helped sending my assailants scattering to the exit door.

*LESSONS:*

1. Beware of these boys who are eager to become rich overnight They wear assorted T-Shirts (Okrika or locally made adire) with shouting logos and spongy hairstyles.

2. Do not be greedy to pick any money that is not yours in any denomination when asked to do so. It is a ritualist method of kidnapping without gun.

3. These gangs are all over in campuses, stadia, motor parks, shopping malls, bus stops and everywhere where there is some crowd around them to give them some veneer of cover of anornimity.

God save us from the current peril of these new petty but growing criminality. Is such skills those that will bring development to Nigeria? Where and how did we get it wrong?

How can we solve the problems?

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I don't do weed, stopped cigarettes 9years ago I drink only hot drinks Two years ago I was with some friends drinking concoctions, they told me the name is monkey tail. I didn't bother to ask the contents even though that was the first time of hearing that name for a drink. Na so I pour am as if na water I want drink., drank two to three more of that cup, as i come dey feel heat inside naime I excuse myself drive come house.. I reach house I dey feel movement of heat from my leg to my head. Naked myself bathe every 15min, on gen, as fan dey move na so I dey move in the fan directions at a point if I dey Waka I dey jump up as if obstacles dey ground wey I dey avoid, I had to call one of my drinker friends who told me to drink garri which I did. Then did about 20press ups. It was not funny coz I was lossing it, somehow I slept on the balcony. Woke up with serious headache. Thank God my banker wife never come back. Since then if I see agbo i dey run.

Like I told someone in time past on nl here there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Your issues are purely anxiety. And I can see a lot of solutions have been profered , kindly follow suit

Husling things n buhari no let man see road, I still remain loyal my brother

Sleekfingers you be winch

I need netteller

I can relate with this. Good one

Hotshisha:



That's not the full story

Once a man losses his source of income women become rude , unappreciative and wicked

Even if you ask Buhari to wash plates with proper manners he would gladly do that but ungrateful Nigerian women are something else


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I would have love to ask you some questions like "how old you, how experience are you in the dating game, and etc it is not in my character to name people as 'simp"but you see it is what it is. It is very clear even to the blind that she loves your money and not you. It pains me so much to see guys suffers in the hands of ladies emotionally and still claim they love her. What is wrong with our men, it's disgust me so much, to the extend of losing sleep and focus and even seeking advice in social media when you clearly know what to do. As long as you continue to pay her bills you will remain her maga and I tell you she doesn't intend stop using you as an office for the now. I advise you to advice yourself...

A lot of guys have contributed meaninfully and suffice it ti say that coming to otta wins your request. I live n own a business in otta. I can say for sure that the cost of living here is very good, you can call me when you are around so as to lecture you more on otta n environs. Remember that otta is a stone throw to lagos that is home for opportunities...