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autologic:Am quite happy with this response. Please is the vss sensor the one located on the engine area because the technician told me that one is bad. How many vss sensor do we have please |
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Please engineer in the house I need your help on this matter. I just bought a naija used Honda pilot 04 and noticed the speedometer is not working. I was directed to a rewire who then told me that the car was originally a four wheeler and has been converted to a two wheel drive. And that I have to put back the propeller, shaft and the back sensor's for the speedometer to run. Please guys do you think he made sense?can I just be driving the mob without speedometer, any negative effect? Any engineer in the house to proffer any possible solution? |
Dey fall my hands too. All the oil company I applied for then through dragnet did not work out. Bought GMAT, GRE and others yet no way! I gave up on oil jobs and move to other multinational,with there experience I passed Guinness aptitude test and Nestle's at the same period.... Dragnet Sabi drag person backwards and if you insist on them you fit fall on there net,! |
kestolove95:Moreso on a fathers day. The devil is even beginning to be afraid of Nigerians because the evil they cannot do does not exist. Hmmmm |
larry95:Oil full your head my brother |
Dr FAO This is a true life story. I was at the Eatery behind OPIC Tower (Sweet Sensation) in Abeokuta to buy bread because the loaves there are usually fresh on Wednesday June 17, 2021. I do this every other day when I am in town. As I approached the counter I noticed there was the usual rowdy scene of those with trays at different stages of buying and collecting their ordered meals. I had to appeal to a group of boys with Sango hairstyles ahead of me. I was clutching the N500 and a 50k to facilitate any need for change as the particular loaf only cost N450 up from N300 some months back. While I was waiting for the girl on the counter to put the bread in a paper bag one of the boys called my attention to another N500 note between my shoes where I was standing and the following was the dialogue that ensued: 1st Boy: *_"Daddy, a N500 has dropped it is yours pick it."_* I looked between my shoes there was sure a N500 naira note. Without paying attention to the boy, I looked back and turned to collect my loaf and the N100 naira change I was expecting from the girl at the pay point. 2nd Boy: *_Daddy, it is your money I saw it fall from your pocket when you came to the counter._* 3rd Boy:. *_Iru awon daddy ba yi ko fe owo kekere ti iba mu ko fun wa. Daddy se e o fe owo yi mo ni"_* A Woman in the Queue: *_Se agbalagba bayi ni iwo nsoro be si, Enyin yi o ma l'eko o._* (You have no good home Training to be addressing an old man like that!) They all chorused: All Boys: *_"Ki lo kan e nbe, Amebo?"_* (What is your own concern, Amebo, - the name of the character made famous in the Nigerian soap *"Village Headmaster"*). At this stage I simply kicked the note still between my shoes aside with my left foot with a jump up. (Do not ask why I jumped up, _awon agba lo le ye_ [only Yoruba elders will understand]). 1st Boy:. *_"Baba e mu ke fun wa l'owo yi, ta bi e o f'owo yi ni"_*. (Old man pick the money and give us, or you do not want the money) I then looked at the 1st Boy sternly in the face removed my black cap to show my bald head, touched my forehead as if recalling something and pretended I was intoning some Yoruba incantations in clear Yoruba dialect. ME: *_"Ibi egun ba w'ole si...."_* (Iyoku di ojo Miran) (Meaning, where a masquerade disappears into the ground....) Come and see the commotions as one of them with cycle riding gloves picked up the note hurriedly as they all rushed out of the hall into a waiting car in the premise with the shout: ALL BOYS: *_"Yepa! Awon baba ogbologbo, o ti ba toni je fun wa. A o mo pe awon Alaye ni Baba yen o"_* (Oh! Strange old man, he has spoilt our game today, we did not know he is such an elder) They could not wait to hear my second statement: ME: *_"Bara, bara, la f'oju, kumo, kumo la d'ete...."_* (Iyoku di ojo miran). (In total, we become blind, with deformity we are afflicted with leprosy.... the rest is for another day. Strange enough, I wish they know that I was almost pissing into my pant at this stage as I was at the brink of disaster from boys who ordinarily should be in school somewhere. I wish they know that what I was saying I owe to my primary school drama of some six-plus decades ago. But it helped sending my assailants scattering to the exit door. *LESSONS:* 1. Beware of these boys who are eager to become rich overnight They wear assorted T-Shirts (Okrika or locally made adire) with shouting logos and spongy hairstyles. 2. Do not be greedy to pick any money that is not yours in any denomination when asked to do so. It is a ritualist method of kidnapping without gun. 3. These gangs are all over in campuses, stadia, motor parks, shopping malls, bus stops and everywhere where there is some crowd around them to give them some veneer of cover of anornimity. God save us from the current peril of these new petty but growing criminality. Is such skills those that will bring development to Nigeria? Where and how did we get it wrong? How can we solve the problems? |
I don't do weed, stopped cigarettes 9years ago I drink only hot drinks Two years ago I was with some friends drinking concoctions, they told me the name is monkey tail. I didn't bother to ask the contents even though that was the first time of hearing that name for a drink. Na so I pour am as if na water I want drink., drank two to three more of that cup, as i come dey feel heat inside naime I excuse myself drive come house.. I reach house I dey feel movement of heat from my leg to my head. Naked myself bathe every 15min, on gen, as fan dey move na so I dey move in the fan directions at a point if I dey Waka I dey jump up as if obstacles dey ground wey I dey avoid, I had to call one of my drinker friends who told me to drink garri which I did. Then did about 20press ups. It was not funny coz I was lossing it, somehow I slept on the balcony. Woke up with serious headache. Thank God my banker wife never come back. Since then if I see agbo i dey run. |
Like I told someone in time past on nl here there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Your issues are purely anxiety. And I can see a lot of solutions have been profered , kindly follow suit |
Husling things n buhari no let man see road, I still remain loyal my brother |
Sleekfingers you be winch |
I need netteller |
I can relate with this. Good one Hotshisha: |
I would have love to ask you some questions like "how old you, how experience are you in the dating game, and etc it is not in my character to name people as 'simp"but you see it is what it is. It is very clear even to the blind that she loves your money and not you. It pains me so much to see guys suffers in the hands of ladies emotionally and still claim they love her. What is wrong with our men, it's disgust me so much, to the extend of losing sleep and focus and even seeking advice in social media when you clearly know what to do. As long as you continue to pay her bills you will remain her maga and I tell you she doesn't intend stop using you as an office for the now. I advise you to advice yourself... |
A lot of guys have contributed meaninfully and suffice it ti say that coming to otta wins your request. I live n own a business in otta. I can say for sure that the cost of living here is very good, you can call me when you are around so as to lecture you more on otta n environs. Remember that otta is a stone throw to lagos that is home for opportunities... |
Read my thumb finger, your wife is the fetish one and be careful bro |
I am proud to be an icon and am proud to have you as my president. With you in the music industry rap music is resurrected in naija once more. I will follow you bumper to bumper and this oil am seeing on your head will not dry.thanks for making my morning and I will sure have a good day. It's replay... |
LikeAking:Obasanjo would have equalled him but for his cunny nature |
Righteousness89:I really do like you. You are a good marketer of Christ and paradise. It will end in praise. More grace |
Laycon should just rent stadium and crave support of fellow musicians to appreciate all icons abeg |
Ozoism everywhere |
KingAzubuike:That guy just dey fall gs' hand. Am so annoyed with that guy right now. What a simp! The chairman of all simp I know. Chai |
stanisbaratheon:you try |
This ozo guy just dey make me vez it's obvious that he is very inexperienced in relationship stuffs. Just not happy with the dude |
Simply direct your friend to this thread and tell him you are the author. Chikena |
This Erica is shameless, na wao |
At 24 you are still young and will find a good man who truly deserve you. As they say a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage and he that wears the shoes knows where it hurts. Please for the sake of your peace and joy I will advice you discontinue this roleship and move on. He doesn't love you at all and I say this without mincing words. I am very convinced that he has a girlfriend she loves and adore but just taking advantage of you. This is what we (most guys) did in our flirting days and it will continue to happen. Anyways for whatever decision you finally take I wish you peace... |
Oshobaba. He delivered during his first tenure as a governor in benin and naturally it is expected that he will be likeable in areas where he rendered the dividence of democracy. He however have a low score in ishan and may receive cold reception in that area. Elections is just few weeks away and only time will tell who will come out successful between pdp and apc even though they are one and same party. |
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It's just anxiety/ excitement She is equally inexperienced , otherwise she would have been calm with you. I think next one will be better if she allows you |
Lol@ preshman the op just ignored this story with reckless abandon |

