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oluwaseyi0:
If by yamrees you meant Igbo people.
The Igbo people are actually a great people and not troublesome at all, most of the people Fulani are causing trouble in their land actually have more Igbo than Fulani yet no host can categorically says the Igbo are disturbing them, they are civilized, reasonable and enlighten, there are more Igbo in Oyo than Fulani yet they never disturb their host rather they do sensible business and pay tax

More Igbo in Lagos, you will hardly hear Igbo and Yoruba are fighting on a large scale, maximum fight is between individual which also happens between children of same parent, all remote village in South West have far more Igbo than northers yet no issue but the supporter of APC minority Fulani is never like that, even their fellow northerns are been kidnapped and slaughter in large quantities in the North, is it people who do not value life of a fellow northern that will value others

Not everyone values and cherish senseless violence like Fulani, they can keep on killing themselves in the North that's no big deal for me
But they should stop exporting the madness to the South, senseless killing is a practice that is aliens to even the most brutal of criminals in the south

Yeah we know.... you're fvckin a flatin0. Ok.

Yameeres may not kill people on farms but they're drug dealers, baby factory operators and largely dubious....few months ago 3 baby factories where discovered in ogun state owned by yameeres, a family of kidnappers also was recently caught in ogun state, they operate movie piracy markets and import fake products into the south west, one time even importing fake baby food(imagine the fvckers), and lastly because their leaders have failed to develop their region thus a large number of yameeres moving to the south west putting economic pressure on the resources of the region, they bring crime, are arrogant and are largely an economic burden.

5 pages of largely unaccomplished grown ups who can't mind their freankin business.

Edo state is full of prostitutes, cults, witches, wizards, drunkards and clowns... Patrick is obviously the latter.

tunjiajayi:
Sure it would be better.
Now imagine a world without yamrees

A world without fulanis, yamrees and ijaws is blessing to humanity

WriterX:
haahha I am practically the worst in this category lolz LET ME TITLE THE EPISTLES OF MY HELPLESS ROMANCE BACK THEN i say back then cos i like to stay off the dating for now, just got to focus on making a life for myself right now, no woman headache for me. oya lets dive in.

1. COMING LATE
This was my year in predegree, there was this girl called angela, fine beautiful girl, i am sort of an introvert like you should guess already but anyhow i manage to pull the trick off and she was excited about the date , what they don't know is i live with my pops and moms back then lolz and omoh it was as if devil was working hand in hand with them to frustrate me. I did all my job sharp sharp and planned the perfect excuse to go on this date but just as i was about to step out , a garage of messages and short errands came and meh the whole thing fell through waiting funny me was that i even pass the eatery to go drop off something at my uncle for my dad .
by the time i was done with running upandan for messages i was sweating like a Carribean she goat about to be roasted, i was smelling funny and looking crazy exhausted. i was so ashamed i freaked out and didn't call .
Oh well she didn't even bother call or talk to me ever again.
me nor bold look her for face again.


2.My second date was in my year three in school and i managed to talk with a girl who i had a huge crush on in my department on a date and she said yes , stilling dealing with introvercy i praticed even went on line to check how to converse , make jokes and act cool and all on a date.
waitin happen for the final day was as terrible as me not showing up.
she came and we sat and i came repeating how well dressed and hot she looked that i blacked out, all the practice and nonsense i have been doing lol totally forgotten.
i cor dey repeat questions upandan like police detective and as if that was not enough one guy joined us at our table cos the place was now crowded and omoh see as the guy was rapping talks with the babe i brought for a date making her laugh and blush and i sat there like an idol battling between murderous thoughts towards the guy or towards me.
las las as the guy eat comot an so the babe take pick her bag waka comot. that week i got it hard from my friends cos she told her friends who told my friends. i was embarrassed to the core.

3.That same year, i went on another date and this time i took my bestie along, a party date if you want to call to cut the long story it didn't end well once my friend got an emergency call and had to leave, i came short of what to say and started telling her about space and time , future geek related stuff , thankfully she was more matured to just let me know i may be better off with someone else.

4. My last experience was the reverse of my first, she was my course mate and she stood me up on a date, i waited for hours for girl to show up but she never did.
she kept telling she is on her way and till today Faith did not tell me which way she was on. i got so angry and ordered food and ate to my heart content and went home. deleted her number and blocked her.
she didn't even offer to explain anything the following week and that was it.

meh i pity introverts sometimes shall, las las i still have been through two beautiful relationships i am proud of but for now my ex is the money i can make and my gf is the money i am making.

LMAOO. Like WTF.

Am also an introvert.....the trick is that I try to do a little research on the girl and know what interests her, it helps with the conversation....once you're able to know what interests her, use it as a conversation starter then just let her keep talking, nodding your head, ensuring eye contact and saying something funny or deep in between... If her interests doesn't interest you there's really no solution to it, don't beg it, don't force it.

After the date and seeing her off, I forgot her name....

One Aboki or abokress less in this world is a good thing for society, take a rope, make it quick.

Old man loves to talk shit...

She talk sey na continental....watin man go do.

Onlyonebuhari:
Keep deceiving yourself

Keep acting foolish.

70% of Nairaland boys: Wanking

Ebuka78:
But you supported it when Nmandi Kanu was arrested.

Sunday Igboho didn't call for the heads of Igbo leaders like Nnamdi kanu was calling for the heads of Yoruba leaders..

Abalado:
Them talk say Yinka Odumakin is dead?na true?

It seems true... we're yet to know the cause...

Onlyonebuhari:
He will keep on fighting Tinubu in his grave

It's disgraceful that some of you can't respect the dead.

Any update on what killed this guy?

Correct ibadan man....we don't give two shits about stupid public opinion....ride on paso

Tinubu boys jerking off on this thread..... ogun kill your mothers

ShootThemAll:
IG of Police can't arrest Igboho because Igboho is Tinubu's boy. Igboho made his money through Tinubu.

Igboho is Tinubu's covert force mounting pressure on the Abuja FG cabal to give Tinubu 2023 presidential ticket. Don't be deceived he is not fighting for any Oduduwa. He is doing that because Tinubu told him to.

Your dad should have masturbated you into a tissue paper....stupid cretin

These hausa/fulani people are really pushing their luck...

Rivers must be really rich.....you created a security outfit under a failed security outfit(Nigerian Police)....

GreenDestiny2:
Makinde...2nd term gone

The bastard is busy riding bicycles.....

The north better hold power come 2023, cus fulani/hausa has made itself an endangered specie.... No wahala

RIP sir.....

I'd fvck beauty and marry brains....

But truthfully I fall for extremely beautiful women at first sight...but once the conversation starts and the lady comes off as dumb I immediately loose interest...it may seem like am bvllshittin but I actually find smart women attractive especially if she's in a finance field, but some of very beautiful women I've met are actually airheads and the only stuff that gets them excited in a convo is either big brother Naija or some stupid shit which is a big turn off for me....like tell me how the fed's policies can make me money or how you shorted airline stocks pre covid....smart discussions over whiskey and you're wife material for me, fine face would get old but it's the convos we have that matter....... unfortunately most nigerian girls are airheads only good at being liabilities... Either eating, shitting, sleeping or gossiping and the only investment some of them ever know is MMM or some stupid ponzi which they keep trying to force you to join..............I think I'd go for brains.

Klass99:
Then stop going the extra mile. Do work that is commensurate with what you are being paid

This is why people like you remain at minimum wage level.

That maid reminds me of the maid I had as a kid uche from imo..... always having a smug look on her face.

ZionGurl:
I have never seen someone struggling and fighting so hard to sell off his people to the caliphateees than this man Tinubu.

Worry about your eastern governors.

How is this newsworthy...