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Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Moves To Put Man In Space by johnstin(m): 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2013
The next pdp convention should probably be held in space. The space shuttle should however be launched without any assistance from foreign experts.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Jack Buer - Abba Kyari Officer Extraordinaire by johnstin(m): 12:49am On Aug 09, 2013
I've been following the progress of this remarkable officer for some time. He's an exemplary operational police officer who displays uncommon passion and stoicism in the discharge of his duties. I can categorically state that Ikeja Sars under his leadership remains the best and most effective Sars outfit in the country. He deserves a national honor and many more awards for his outstanding feats. GOD bless Abba Kyari.
Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by johnstin(m): 11:11am On Aug 04, 2013
My FATHER and GOD, I cry to you with all my strength, please grant me, my fiance, family, friends including the poster above me, the special grace to make Heaven when death calls or when the trumpet sounds. This is the mother of all prayers!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Enjoy 16-Hours Of Electricity Supply - Nebo by johnstin(m): 1:31pm On Jul 25, 2013
Why do most of our government officials prevaricate so brazenly? I hope some of his relatives who aren't living with him at his residence that enjoys 16 hours/day can summon the courage to tell him the truth to his face. I bet they can't(awoof money don finish be that). Mr. Power Minister, nigerians deserve some respect!
Literature › Re: Hearts Of Steel by johnstin(m): 1:35pm On Jul 10, 2013
It's an abomination for this masterpiece not to be published. Many of the american and european romance novels we read are not this good. Lola is simply a prolofic writer with vivid imagination. I'm a crime thriller author and I'm optimistic I can do a collabo with you- the way James Patterson, the best-selling american novelist does with other authors, in the future.
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Sports › Re: Namibia Coach Resigns After Receiving Death Threats. by johnstin(m): 7:14pm On Jun 10, 2013
People, beware of pride! It's not the best to underrate the Namibian National Team. Underdogs spring surprises in today's contemporary football. Rather than boast, pray for the Super Eagles.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by johnstin(m): 10:01am On May 27, 2013
I would have liked Mr. President to mention just one 'goodluck' his name has brought to the country. But he mentioned none because there is none. Mr. President, we are eagarly waiting for 2015 to do the right thing.
Romance › Re: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by johnstin(m): 1:43am On Mar 13, 2013
If my gf tells me this, she knows the relationship is automatically over. If ur girl were mine, she wouldn't tell me unless she's tired of the relationship. Be that as it may, it's very possible nothing happened. Tell u what, it has actually happened to me b4. Not once. Way back,when I was somewhat a badt guy, I had a principle: any girl in a serious relationship was off limits to me no matter what. Karma tinz. There were two or three of my female friends who slept in my house without me making any romantic move. I had this particular female friend I really clicked with who used to stay late and crash at my place. Her fiance would sometimes call and she'd claim to be in her hostel.Make no mistake, d girl is attractive and heavily endowed. But d girl was lucky cos I was a principled and disciplined guy.Still is. Unfortunately, there r some guys who have wild libidos and can't let this kinda opportunity pass them by and even grab it by force- rape. Ur babe did a wrong thing to call a spade a spade.
Politics › Re: Joe-Okei Odumakin Awarded U.S Woman Of Courage Award For 2013 by johnstin(m): 1:21pm On Mar 11, 2013
This is a heartwarming news.I have been tracking this remarkable woman in the past ten years and I can authoritatively declare she's an exemplary woman. A quintessential activist and democrat per excellence. I pray GOD continues to guide, protect and take care of her and the family. I would be very happy if she can vie for a senatorial position and ultimately become the senate president. Meanwhile I will try to convince the Gcfr to confer on Mrs Odumakin a CON or better still a GCON award.
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by johnstin(m): 10:46am On Feb 09, 2013
As a writer, I know a talent when I see one. Mazi, I'm confident you have a stellar future in writing. You may want to consider fiction writing in the future. I will like to have your contact details for future literary collaborations. I'm a crime thriller writer inspired by James Patterson's writing style. We could be co-authors just like Jp does with other writers to churn out crime/romance thriller masterpieces.
Romance › Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by johnstin(m): 12:05am On Nov 09, 2012
The Op no doubt is a very sagacious and experienced man. As a veteran in this game, I can confirm the Op is 99% on point. The first deadly mistake some guys make is trying to force themselves on ladies. A guy must confirm a lady likes him to some extent b4 even asking her out and spending any reasonable amount of money on her. U can only control someone that likes and sends you. Then it's very dangerous to be too nice to ladies even the ones that love you. I av been applying most of the Op's tactics since I started dating and I can boldly say no lady has ever ditched me. I'm always fully in control of my relationships. Nobody believes when I tell them my fiance is older than me when they see how she relates with me. I don't talk too much. Op, GOD bless you.
Romance › Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by johnstin(m): 1:14pm On Oct 25, 2012
So far so good, I have not done anything extraordinary I regret cos I'd known for a long time that most women are ungrateful. If u give a woman 1 biliion dollars, she can still cheat on u or worse still dump you for a guy that can't give as much. Most women are unpredictable. My current fiance is the only woman I have dated that I try to go out of my way to please. Please note that this is reciprocal. I advice newcomers and adolescent boys to tread softly and don't do things that will put them in jeopardy because of their lovers. Same advice goes out to d ladies. Many ppl have suffered seroius emotionally and mental damage from investing too much hope and doing outrightly crazy things for their partners. A word of advice is sufficient for the wise and dat word keeps multiplying exponentially in his/her mind.
Celebrities › Re: I-Go-Dye Buys Escalade And Range-Rover-Evogue Worth N38M by johnstin(m): 9:56pm On Aug 28, 2012
[quote author=t-med]Cok Para![/quote]na cok guzel araba be des ones oster. Ur head dey dia ma turkia akadash.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Girls Beg For Money/Gifts? by johnstin(m):
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Says South-West Leaders (Non-PDP) Are Rascals by johnstin(m): 10:49pm On Feb 09, 2011
The man Goodluck Jonathan dissappointed me in no small measure by referring to my performing leaders- Fashola, Fayemi, Aregbesola and Mimiko as rascals.
I hereby withdraw my support for the Jonathan presidency as a result of this reckless and irresponsible statement.  
Even if he gives me one billion naira to support him, my mind is made up.
I know my vote my not count but i won't waste it on Jonathan.
Romance › Re: Relationship Status Of Nairalanders by johnstin(m): 5:20pm On Jan 03, 2011
Powerfully engaged.
Politics › Re: Xmas: Igbos Desert Lagos by johnstin(m): 12:36am On Dec 29, 2010
I'm an authentic yoruba man anytime anyday. I fervently pray God grants our ibo borthers and sisters journey mercies back home. No tribe is perfect: the yoruba, like the ibo have their flaws. But i would rather give prominence to the positive than the negative.
The ibos are very enterprising and ingenious. They contribute to the country's GDP than any other tribe. They are assets to the national economy.
Advice for ibos- be less desperate to make money.
Advice for yorubas- be ur brother's keeper and stop envying others.
Advice for hausas- teach ur people how to fish rather than giving them fish everyday.
Advice to nigerians- lets synchoronize and complement each other.
1uv.
Business › Re: Arik's Horrible Customer Service by johnstin(m): 3:56pm On Dec 13, 2010
I'm yet to fly arik but with i'm reading here, im certainly going to avoid the airline unless im forced to- at gunpoint.
Arik should match its phenomenal growth with decent customer service or else,
A single word of advice/threat is sufficient for the wise and that word should multiply exponentially in his/her mind.
Politics › Re: Alao Akala Commended On Exellent Performance by johnstin(m): 3:51pm On Dec 10, 2010
For anyone to say Akala has performed in Oyo state is utterly appalling.
Politics › Re: Wikileaks: SECRET CABLE FROM US EMBASSY ABUJA by johnstin(m): 10:43pm On Dec 09, 2010
Jonathan's calm and wise conduct during the Yar'adua situation should be commended by all well meaning nigerians.
If he had taken action against those chalatanic cabals, then we won't be saying what we are saying now.
I'm not a politician; i have no ties to politicians but my meticulous analysis of the credentials of all the presidential aspirants indicates that either Jonathan, Ribadu or Buhari can take us to the promised land.
Jonathan- 65.9%
Ribadu- 54.2%
Buhari - 50%
Oh i almost forgot
Atiku- 18.1%


Shalom.
Politics › Re: Nkem Owoh, Aka Osuofia Freed For N1.4m To Balance N100k by johnstin(m): 9:27pm On Nov 18, 2009
we will ensure no balance is paid and capture the kidnappers. we'll put an end to this nonsense
Literature › Re: Your Favourite Book Of All Time by johnstin(m): 5:56pm On Nov 02, 2007
The beach house by james patterson
Romance › Re: Why Do We Have To Marry? by johnstin(m): 6:46pm On Oct 31, 2007
Very simple.1 God sanctioned marriage.2 we are not animals.
Romance › Re: Two Girls In My Life, One Is 3 Months Pregnant And The Other Had An Abortion by johnstin(m): 6:42pm On Oct 31, 2007
first let me congratulate you inversely for ur execrable exploits.I advice u to take good care of the 100 level girl and plan to marry her when u are stable. and ofcourse u av to discharge the corper honourably.Apparently u ll av to tame ur wandering dick to forestall a recurrence of these ugly acts.
The truth, however bitter is that hordes of girls av abortions daily in nigeria.
pls niaja boys take it easy on these hapless gals.
Romance › Re: I Will Never Love Again! by johnstin(m): 6:12pm On Oct 31, 2007
Believe me, love is one of the most mesmerizing feelings u can experiece  as a human being.To be able to manage the loving situation at all times, its imperative u always use the right applications.I av been loving girls since 1920 and no girl, i repeat, no girl has ever ditched me.Why-i use the apposite tactics.
Forum Games › Re: Kill English And Go Free! by johnstin(m): 12:04am On Oct 03, 2007
mr gardener says:eskiss me sah,i will came to your house tomorrow to weeding the garden.
boss fumes:your head is not correct.didn't i told you to did it yesterday u lasy cow.
gardener:oga return it sir you are fall too mush for mouth.
Literature › Re: Talk About Books You've Read, Authors you love e.t.c. by johnstin(m): 7:00pm On Oct 02, 2007
5th horseman by james patterson.im pleading with anyone who hasn't starting reading jp's books to commence doin so.this guy's the best of the of the fiction genre.
Music/Radio › Re: Mobo Awards 2007. Best African Act - 2face Idibia by johnstin(m): 10:52am On Oct 02, 2007
my advice to tuface is that he should begin trophy handling training pronto at my agency.he needs it if he doesn't want to keep dropping things.anyone that knows him can tell refer him to me for immediate registration.
Travel › Re: Which Country Is Known For Pretty Ladies? by johnstin(m): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2007
unarguably,nigeria.

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