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otemanuduno:How can you say "Language of all the world" when there was no world then? They had this language long before humanity according to you. so how did they get to know it Now, for Reverad, he has no specific name... he is just Lord in English, Domino in Latin and whatever Lord means in your local language. But one name must be adopted to let you distinguish him from the names of all his sons who have claimed all the while that they created the whole world.and domino reverad is called what in his own tongue that doesn't sound earthly? |
otemanuduno:What does U.F.O mean? |
otemanuduno:the Question was "Do you know what U.F.O means?" |
otemanuduno:But then how did the Gods then learn this language? They invented it by saying this one is yam and this one is goat? |
davien:It's very creative, takes a genius to make out such beautiful creative eloquent assumptive fictitious Nonsense |
otemanuduno:Doctrine of UFOs, do you know what UFO means? . . . So Eartum reveals these information to you as instructed by domino reverado |
otemanuduno:Lmao now Latin becomes an Alien language, let me not stress since we all know that's absolutely absurd. So now tell us kind sir, Prove to us how latin didn't originate from earth going from your assertion above |
otemanuduno:Oh so you can even make out the state it appears in but you just called him a "He". how so? |
otemanuduno:Descriptions please |
otemanuduno:Ok remarkably the creator of the universe speaks Latin? |
otemanuduno:How come it sounds something derived from Latin an earthy language that came into existence not more than 4,000 years ago? |
otemanuduno:Oh nice testimony don't mind if i ask some questions though... -So This Eartum that appears to you every day can you describe what it looks like? |
geoworldedu:Hahahaha really? So let's start then here is your chance to defend your beliefs. Who brought out the name DOMINO REVERAD? |
daveP:Nobody is side tracking anything to Africa alone. I'm an african and lives in Africa so i address issues based on how directly the affect me, you expect me to leave the issue facing us in the face and go start poking the same issues in another nation? that's plain silly. I address that of the African society cus it concerns me, whether the world drowns in superstition doesn't mean it is something worth having. You saying people should keep quiet because every other person does it? |
Here we go again, woman murders father for alleged witchcraft in Uyo https://www.nairaland.com/3112068/woman-kills-father-alleged-witchcraft I'm waiting for the day Africans will realize sheepish superstitions causes more harm and no good |
Episode 9 Jesus entered his chambers in growling anger, banging the door behind him rattling the golden door so much that it squeaked for the first time since literally forever. He threw his golden belt on a hand cut polished marble table at the side, the belt slid off due to the force of the throw. He hissed hard didn't bother picking it up then dumped his whole weight on his soft extra-large king sized bed with a white bed spread edged with gold threads. "I swear lucifer deh jazz dad!!" he ranted raising his fist into the air furiously. "How els do you explain the fact that the guy turns into a literal moro_n and always falls for Lucifer's ridiculous plans?" He asked loudly to no one but himself. He hissed again "So much for claiming all knowing" Just then he started hearing faint voices from the left flank of his chambers where he usually keeps his house hold plants, it was weird cus it's out back and people rarely go there. He got up and started walking towards that corner to see who was there. At the extreme End of Jesus' chamber Angel Lachel and Jamiel stood talking, Jamiel was telling Lachel his experiences going over a raunchy escapade to hell. "The girl-demon lucifer gave me nearly bonked me to oblivion" he reeled out excitedly "and she was so beautiful" he continued posing a dreamy look as the memories of his hell visit lingered on freshly on his mind. "Shhhhhhh, bring down your voice" Lachel whispered peering around, "have you forgotten we are literally behind Jesus' chambers he might hear" betraying some untold fear. "Calm down" Jamiel chuckled out "Jesus is always at the throne room this time of the day" "Eeeehee speaking of which, what do you think exactly of this going bet between God and Lucifer over Job?" Jamiel added changing the subject. "Bros e tire me, those two are literally dealing with the poor guy to see who is right and massage their over fed egos" Lachel sighed out. "I really pity that guy" "Who doesn't but what can we do, you can't just paw in when almighty is having fun with his creations" Lachel replied. "Sometimes i wonder if the guy is really omniscient as they say, cus even i who is not omniscient can't fall for that childish taunting stunt of Lucifer's" Jamiel said with a blank unsure face. "Aaah forget that, its just a ruse to cover his incompetence. What on the universe sake does Omniscience mean?" Lachel replied chuckling "There is nothing like that" Just then Jesus opened the window facing out of that part of his chamber, he rarely open them only when he wants to look at his plants. Jamiel and Lachel were standing just beside his golden rose plant and they were startled immediately the window flew open. "Sorry sir we are just........" "Oh forget it, i heard everything and you guys are so right" he said smiling weirdly cus his eyes still showed a bolted in sadness. Lachel and Jamiel looked at each other in total surprise, they had thought they were in total hot soup being that they were gossiping with the almighty and got caught by his Son, Jesus more like, who even seems he wanted to Join the conversation. "You see guys i don't know how it is exactly Lucifer always confuses Father all the time" Jesus went on getting on his window seating astride it to get comfortable. Both Lachel and Jamiel were scared to speak out but it was even weirder to keep silent when Jesus' is trying to have a conversation with you. "It beats me Bro Jay" Lachel finally got the courage to say. "This is exactly what happened in Eden" Jesus came again making the two angels pop their eyes in curiosity. "In Eden?" they both asked. "Yes, You see Father made a perfect garden in Eden so perfect that he usually leaves the splendour of his throne and heaven to go have a walk around eden on the young freshly made earth" "Then what happend?" Jamiel asked as the two angels were getting increasingly comfortable. "Then after he made Adam and eve, Lucifer somehow convinced him to add one more tree to the garden" "WTF" Came Jamiel again "Yeah you guessed right" Jesus replied and continued "He convinced father as usual and told him it would be cool and fun to test his new creations by putting the tree in Eden, and guess what? he did, he put the God damn tree of 'good and evil' right there in Eden. Plucked it literally out of the heavenly garden and placed it on earth to test his new toys Adam and eve" Jesus sighed looked around gloomily then continued. "And then Father knowing just how curious man was, just went ahead and was like 'Don't eat this fruit' to Adam and Eve, you know the first thing the bit_ch Eve did?, went right ahead and ate the damn fruit!!!" He sounded a little bit angry now. "That is literally God's fault then, why put the tree there?" Lachel heard himself say not knowing when those words escaped his mouth. "Yeah but God would blame every other person but himself, that's just how huge his ego is. He literally punished the poor snake for nothing and then blamed his creatures for something that was literally his fault" Jesus replied. "You are right bro Jay" Jamiel came in "I mean who would blame his product for being bad and not himself for making a bad product?" They talked way into the wee hours of the evening after which Jesus felt a bit better and they dispersed so the angels could go about their duties and Jesus would have his usual evening foot wash. - - - - - Job was seating in his now empty home, no servant, food or even money to buy some. A plate of lamb stew his wife made was in front of him, one of their neighbours had given them a small part of a young lamb he slew out of pity. Job stared at the small watery stew in front of him, there was nothing he dreaded more than being hungry except eating a meal from his wife, she was a terrible cook and nagged a lot even at it. He knew he had no choice if he wished to survive, he had to swallow them like medicine even so the overly salty stew nearly melted his tongue but he swallowed them none the less, knowing fully well they might not get as lucky as get another meal for the day. Just as he ate a sudden cold dropped on him, a pricking pin-like pains all over his body followed by an unbearably itchy sensation all over. Lucifer had just unleashed one of the most severe skin diseases he had created in his lab on the poor unsuspecting Job just when he thought his troubles couldn't get much worse, God and lucifer just proved him dead wrong. "shi_t just got real" Lucifer chuckled to himself as he had Job inflicted with the nasty licking itchy sore disease. Continued in next episode.. |
Hinduism praying beads actually came first |
Christianity is the ultimate fraud and scam of the 21st century world. Demanding 10% of your income in order to sell you immortality in a life after you are dead. Selling eternal life is the ultimate unbeatable business, no customer ever asks for their money back even though the goods never get delivered. None have ever read the bible enough to wonder 'God literally chased Adam and Eve out of Eden to prevent them from eating the fruit of eternal life and living forever but then turns back and promises you eternal life after you are dead' Scam has never been too glaring and has never worked better.. |
geoworldedu:This literally sounds like you converted to this beautiful creative piece of Nonsense because you've literally benefitted some cash from Otemanduno |
So you got to know this how? This alleged creator of the universe told you? |
Renewable energy producing energy so much that other wise nations are now paying citizens and literally begging them to use electricity. In Nigeria the reverse is the case. -We barely get 2hrs electricity daily - The bills get hiked so much that it's barely payable even though we don't even see light to use -when we complain, Our government literally tell us to 'Go fu_ck ourselves' |
Brigance:It is sad my brother and is dangerous to the intellectual development of humans, what ever people don't understand instead of study to find out what it is they invoke deities. this was exactly the same mistake the ancient men did, they invoked God(s) to answer every question they didn't understand which up till today we are now cleaning up that mess and trying to correct that wrong impressions. E.G: what causes rainbows Bible: God put it there as a reminder Science: Rainbows are due to refraction, reflection and dispersion of light in water (atmospheric water) We have been battling to correct the naive impressions of the ancients using deities to explain what they yet don't understand but remarkable some humans still want to perpetually keep us in that primitive level of ignorance In this computer age of information, Ignorance is a choice |
Jesus Christ!!! . . . What exactly has religious beliefs done to the intellect of our youths. I weep for Africa, this is sad (Smaller light at the side is the planet Mars visible this time of the year if you can distinguish between it and the stars **doesn't twinkle**) If people sat and watched the stars every night i bet they'd live a lot differently, if they could gaze into infiniti they'd realize how insignificant what happens around here is and how the cosmos doesn't revolve around them. |
Episode 9 coming soon guys, Nepa has been doing their own show, showing us their talent. Pardon me but i'll update the episode 9 once i charge |
Pyrrho:seriously this one is strong. soon we won't who the guys and girls are, you'll marry without knowing your wife was a guy. that's scary shiit ![]() |
Davbams:I think if anyone deserves to burn it the one who expects and wishes a fellow human burn forever for towing lines of living that contradicts your religious moral ideas. its w wicked and disturbing thought.. |
Lumiere91:I think it's more like the better you stop being so gullible by believing every crap just because it comes with the label 'secret government don't want you to know' the better for you |
Explorers:Brother this is a hoax, no such thing as a glass pyramid was discovered under the ocean by anybody. "Meyer Verlag", the name of the alleged "oceanographer" said to have made the discovery, no such oceanographer exists and surely such discovery has never been tendered for peer review to the scientific community. The story is a complete HOAX by mischievous conspiracy theorists... |
Keneking:IHS is a latin term meaning Iesous humanus sabatora meaning Jesus himself... Both Catholics, Anglicans, methodists and co use that insignia though originally a catholic construct. That regalia is that of an Anglican bishop as a matter of certainty.. there is nothing wrong in his protest though |
McSterling:Gbammmm!!!!.. cc. lalasticlala mynd44 why not push this to the front page, its worth a discussion. |
Episode 8 Job had shaved his head, left his beards untrimmed as he mourned his children, his wife also wore mourning clothes and they both mourned over their loss. Back in hell Lucifer was wearing a long face, he had expected Job to renounce God by now but the man was busy mourning and lamenting, he was thinking about what to do when another thought came in. "Yes that's it" He had to schedule an emergency meeting with God so he would propose other means of getting Job to bulge. "Do you think he'll agree?" Abadeus asked wearing a worried face watching as Lucifer scampered for his phone to call God. He chuckled looked at Abadeus and shook his head. "You probably don't know the guy, he'd do anything to satisfy and massage his extra-large ego" he told Abadeus who smiled and nodded. In a while Lucifer had convinced Sachel, God's secretary that it was a meeting of utmost importance so he really needed to have a tete-a-tete with God. Sachel hardly could refuse having gone on one or two raunchy escapades to hell a couple of times, the meeting was scheduled. Just inside the throne room God sat with his hands on his face as the 24 elders kept going over their routines of throwing their crowns on ground, bowing with their heads touching the ground and singing "holy holy holy lord......." God rolled his eyes in utter frustration "These dumb bastards can't just give this a rest for a minute?" He blared out to no one in particular. "But almighty, you have made them so" Sachel reminded tilting his face to the ground, he dare not look God squarely on the face. "Yeah yeah i know, but this has grown dreadfully boring that i feel like throwing up, Jeeez what was i thinking when i made these guys?" He moaned slapping his fore-head. Sachel shrugged, he too had also grown tired of those 24guys having to always stand before the throne to reel out God's schedules. "No wonder Micheal asked for a transfer which ended up having me transfered here to watch this guys , i hate my Job" He thought casting a glaring look at the 24 elders who were rather uncaring to anything going on around them but continued their routine. "Almighty majesty, you have a meeting with one of your sons today, Lucifer" Sachel announced just then Jesus emerged on the right moment to over hear the reminder. "Uuurgh, Lucifer again today Father, seriously?" He groaned rolling his eyes. "Sheeesh Jeez grow up" God replied waving his complaints off Just then the small petit figure stepped in, with feet barely touching the ground, small head on a small body with pride and personality twice as big. "Welcome Lucifer my son, how and what have you being up to?" God addressed. "Nothing much just carrying out your little assignment and you know going to and fro here and there and roaming about" He replied in his already prepared syllables. "So whats up with the Job dude, what's the latest? Jesus told me you've really dealt with the guy" God came again, Jesus twitched on his seat. Lucifer grinned then replied "skin for skin. For his life a man would give everything he owns, but lay your hands on his flesh and bones and he will beef your a_ss" "English bob, English, i am not ready for you proverbs today" God said in a mean tone. "This is dumb!" Jesus remarked. "Not another word young man!!" God warned taking back his gaze at Lucifer who still maintained his grin. "what i mean father is, take away Job's wealth that won't affect him as much as afflicting his health, lets attack his skin" God thought for a while chuckled a bit "So he aint bulged yet?" he asked. "He will, in time with the right nudges" Lucifer replied. Jesus was dying to speak up but his words failed him. "Brilliant idea luci, let's do it" God clapped out excitedly to the joyous excitement of Lucifer and Jesus got really pissed. "WTF is this? How is this a brilliant plan. Damn this is real dumb!!!" He yelled as he walked away murmuring to himself. "I am growing tired of your complains young man, one of these days i'm going to send your sorry a_ss to earth to learn your lessons, i'm seriously thinking about it!" God yelled back at him, he waved it aside taking giant strides out towards his chamber in total disgust at what was going on. Lucifer took a simple bow and went on his way to continue his moves, "the game just got hotter and better" he thought to himself. ..Continued in next episode.. |
Brigance:Oh right!!! That's true. . . Personally reading the philosophies of Jesus of Nazarath as found in the synoptic gospels, i couldn't help but notice that though beautiful in pieces, collectively the message becomes disturbing. Here is a philosophy that encourages no thought for tomorrow, no care for investment, family, your kids, encourages that you should hate your family, hate the world. Do not worry about all the things that matter, just let them go and loath them then "Follow me" That is ridiculously immoral, the charge to hate and abandon ones family in order to follow someone. It is outrightly absurd that such charge reveals in the man either he is a maniac, narcissist, crazy, evil or must have really held a belief that the world was imminently coming to an end in his time therefore encourages his followers to hate and abandon everything in order to follow him. |
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