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Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by joinnow: 7:58pm On Apr 05, 2017
Oya
My broda
Biz Don set ooo
Remove 2tattoos and get a discount of 10%
Shop 101 tattoo street
Port Harcourt grin
Crime › Re: Photos Of A Man Who Impregnated His Daughter In Bauchi by joinnow: 9:59am On Apr 05, 2017
look like the sun don beat his brain comot from the skull location

Politics › Re: James Gbande Kneels And Apologizes To Governor Ortom Over Herdsmen - Benue.Info by joinnow: 9:26am On Apr 05, 2017
I Hail Naija
Car Talk › Re: Is Driving A Power Bike Really A Suicide Mission. by joinnow: 9:20am On Apr 05, 2017
EgunMogaji:
And I'm saying you should still use your seat belt in all seating positions. It is even more important in Nigeria to do so since you have more chances of getting into an accident.

Nigeria is not on Mars.
Yes, one should wear.
Car Talk › Re: Is Driving A Power Bike Really A Suicide Mission. by joinnow: 9:10am On Apr 05, 2017
[quote author=EgunMogaji post=55277661]You need to stop listening to any words of advice from that asshat.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/backseat-passengers-not-wearing-seatbelts-make-deadly-mistake-experts-say/

"People are just as likely to be injured or killed in the backseat if they're not wearing those seatbelts as they are in the front seat," former NTSB Chairman Deborah Hersman said.

If you need to listen to an Oyinbo for safety lessons, I prefer that you search the internet yourself, listen to an NTSB Chairman instead.

Folks, there is a reason that "oyinbo" out seatbelts in all seating position. Please use your seatbelt at all times regardless of seating position. I wonder how many people in front seats have died in accident from being pummeled from the back by a missile rear seat passenger.



U did not get the gist

He said with the way lagosian Drive even if you wear seat belt it will not save u.
Car Talk › Re: Is Driving A Power Bike Really A Suicide Mission. by joinnow: 8:58am On Apr 05, 2017
EgunMogaji:
You need to stop listening to any words of advice from that asshat.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/backseat-passengers-not-wearing-seatbelts-make-deadly-mistake-experts-say/

"People are just as likely to be injured or killed in the backseat if they're not wearing those seatbelts as they are in the front seat," former NTSB Chairman Deborah Hersman said.

If you need to listen to an Oyinbo for safety lessons, I prefer that you search the internet yourself, listen to an NTSB Chairman instead.

Folks, there is a reason that "oyinbo" out seatbelts in all seating position. Please use your seatbelt at all times regardless of seating position. I wonder how many people in front seats have died in accident from being pummeled from the back by a missile rear seat passenger.

"In a crash test video from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, an unrestrained child-sized test dummy in the back of a van is launched, striking a passenger up front before slamming head first into the windshield.

In a real-life example, a video shows two women in a cab. One was wearing a seatbelt; the other was not. The unbelted woman flies across the cab and slams into the window."
U did not get the gist

He said with the way lagosian Drive even if you wear seat belt it will not save u.
Car Talk › Re: Is Driving A Power Bike Really A Suicide Mission. by joinnow: 8:32am On Apr 05, 2017
subtlemee:
It is if you don't wear protective gears
In Nigeria if you like wear, all the protective gear it's so so risky.
Just like one Oyibo said in Lagos that using seat beat in back seat of car will not save u in case of accident.
Christianity Etc › Re: "I Can Make You Rich, Happy & Popular" Church Sign Post In Port Harcourt (Pic) by joinnow: 8:18am On Apr 05, 2017
If it is, Salvation ministry Pastor David Ibiyeomie
No wahala as in he is popular and rich.
But this one walahai I never hear about him.
If he cannot make himself popular how do you expect him to make someone else popular.
It's like those juju priests telling u that if you bring human part they will make you rich.while they themselves are living in mud house.
Naija open una eyes
Crime › Re: Woman Shot Dead By Policeman At Toll Gate, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by joinnow: 10:18pm On Apr 04, 2017
This police force self.
Did they not teach them onhow to shot legs on someone legs.
Or how to shoot with the aim of not killing?
I Wonder what will happen if gun is legit in Nigeria.
Person no carry gun self but police go waste someone
Culture › Re: "Everything That Is Normal In The World Is Not Normal In Nigeria" - Emir Sanusi by joinnow: 3:20pm On Apr 04, 2017
The Emir has spoken

I am currently drafting a bill that will be sent to the State Assembly for legislation against early marriage. We need to ban it, all this issues of maternal health and Almajiri are courtesy of early marriage as a result of lack of education for our girl children, this is bringing us back.

Senator oya when it reach una hand
Just pass Am quick quick
I no wan hear 2nd reading and 3rd reading
Health › Re: Does Some Certain Kind Of Sounds Upset You? Here Is Why by joinnow: 10:04am On Apr 04, 2017
If this is disease then no one is exempted
Some hate wall clock tick tok, tap driping etc
cry
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike: I'm At My Construction Site, While You're Looking For Rich Boyfriends by joinnow: 8:54am On Apr 04, 2017
All I can deduce is
Pride comes before a fall.
something that you say which means if you are too confident about yourself, something bad will happen to show you that you are not as good as you think you are.

Instead of giving thanks to God
She is gingering as if she got the wealth through her Power or struggle.

Hold your Ears if money is gotten through power and struggle all those load carrier for market will be the richest people.
All those smuggling up and down will have be rich.
All those professor will have be dangotes because no doubt they have read and study 1,000,000 ways to get rich books.
Politics › Re: "Wike Has Performed Better Than Federal Government In Just Two Years" - Akpabio by joinnow: 8:37am On Apr 04, 2017
venai:
Rivers people, is that true?
If na road I give Gov Wike very good.
But there is still room for improvement.
If all Nigeria governors
Can rule for 4 years and solve just 4 issues
Nigerian would have been a better place.

Referendum is conducted every first week in January every year to pick the most pressing issues or challenge or problem to tackle in each state.
From second week action plan begin
Properties › Re: First Time Landlord : I Shunned A Family House To Build Mine by joinnow: 7:52am On Apr 04, 2017
Land is good investment no doubt but Lagos land na wahala.
I can assure you that his Ikorodu land is under acquisition. 80% of Ikorodu land is under committed land. It's has been reserved for agriculture.
Just like Badore land in Ajah 90% is under govt acquisition.

I would advise anyone in Lagos that want to buy land to contact NL Lawyer b4 you pay for any land.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by joinnow: 11:12pm On Apr 03, 2017
Abegi who be the Oro
I know na woman
Romance › Re: Photo Of The Man Who Died After Sex With Four Ladies In Lagos by joinnow:
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Begins Online Registration Of Unemployed Nigerians by joinnow: 9:50pm On Apr 03, 2017
Hope they make the website bandwidth capacity to handle above 100mlm unemployed if not the website go crash like police and fcsc website within hours of opening.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by joinnow: 11:49pm On Apr 02, 2017
This is not mercy Johnson i know
Health › Re: How Local Barber Mutilated Kano Bride (photo) by joinnow: 7:27pm On Apr 02, 2017
And the stupid barber go barb the kini
How can two heads be so moronic

The fathers head and the barber head
Politics › Re: Buhari Won’t Change Position On Magu – Presidency Source by joinnow: 6:48pm On Apr 02, 2017
WorldRichest:
All the EFCC chairmen under Yar'Adua and Goatluck for 8 years, tell me a single thing they did beside running after yahoo boys. Men of integrity are very very few, you wonder why we had to beg a 74 years old man to lead the country again? It is because no one, I repeat no one in Nigeria has the type of integrity Buhari has, after Buhari, it is Magu.
Bros easy na
you are wrong on the highlighted
Food › Re: Dogs Transported For Slaughter In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by joinnow: 3:58pm On Apr 02, 2017
How else do you want it to be transported
Abi they go put them for 1st class plane
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo Goes Bike Riding. Fans Go Gaga (Photos) by joinnow: 3:23pm On Apr 02, 2017
I hardly see power biker using helmet
Second picture
Health › Re: Help! My Dad Is Rotting Away (Graphic Photo) by joinnow: 2:20pm On Apr 02, 2017
BiniShrine:
From what I was told the whole bed sore and negligence started from the state teaching hospital. Thank you. I will be having a meeting with my elderly ones to get more about his health history.

Lemme run down to Niima and the Airforce hospital someone suggested. I have limited time to stay in Bauchi
Pls don't forget the honey wound dressing
Business › Re: Story Of Ibadan’s First Entrepreneur, Enigmatic Adebisi Idi-ikan: An Unsung Hero by joinnow: 1:30pm On Apr 02, 2017
Henceforth, the colonial officer would calculate the amount of tax expected from all Ibadan taxable adults and would go to Adebisi Idikan’s residence to collect the money.

Too much money
Health › Re: Help! My Dad Is Rotting Away (Graphic Photo) by joinnow: 1:01pm On Apr 02, 2017
Is your Dad diabetic?
Take him fast to teaching hospital
Also lobby with the nurses to use Honey in dressing the wound daily.
Wishing your Dad quick recovery.
Family › Re: Can You Start A Family With This Salary In Nigeria? by joinnow: 12:42pm On Apr 02, 2017
Yes and No
And your location determines
Yes if both of you can manage well
No if both of u cannot manage well

Check below suggest .
Pay your self first (saving) 10%
Housing 30%
Transportation 15%
Food/house supplies 15%
Tithe/ debt 10%
Misc 20% recharge card, medical,gift etc

Question to ask your self how much do you spend on transportation, how much is u fiance spending on transportation now?
How much is your accommodation now?

How much do you spend on food.

Check if all fall within you are good to go
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Makes Other Artistes Look Lazy At Mavins Record – Dr. Sid by joinnow: 11:57am On Apr 02, 2017
hardeycute:
just wondering how you know all these
So you no read but you come they quote me.
Oya go back and read
You go find out where Dr. Sid said Iyanya
Recorded 50 songs in three months
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 10 In Cross River by joinnow: 10:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
I always have this premonition that this Fulani herdsmen are private train army and spy. They know all nook and cranny of all village in Nigeria even more than the villagers themselves.
So my question is if civil war start no where to hid cos they know everywhere. They even pass Mtn everywhere u go.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 10 In Cross River by joinnow: 10:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
yanshDoctor:
.I only petty those who still believe in one Nigeria. they will be taking unaware. also I find it hard why the Fulani has not tried similar stunt in Edo,delta and bayesa. this three state are mother of reprisal attack. they take no nonsense.

the amalgamation expiring date is fast approaching. we must know that nothing last for ever. kingdom once come and gone so do Nigeria.
It seem u don't listen to news or your are not in Nigeria
Abraka is in which
state. Fulani Don kill many there even professor.
Is it not last month one house of rep said Helicopter do bring the Fulani supplies.

As of Bayesa cow cannot graze on Water.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady In Italy Reveals How Much She Charges Per Sex (Video, Pics) by joinnow: 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2017
Dongreat:
Those are girls working for a registered love-vendor. This girl is probably illegal and you can see the room she and her colleagues are staying. It's like a camp. Such contract will be 80% to 20% in favour of the wicked love-vendor.
Yes u are Right
Culture › Re: Oba Adewale Akanbi Drives His G-wagon In Canada. Photos by joinnow: 3:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
fabuloz1:
Is this news? He owns it and can do whatever he likes with it.
Meanwhile, I was so hungry that I had to cook rice and I added igbo inside.
My Dad came back saw me eating, collected the food and finished all. To cut the story short, he's at the sitting room now taking selfie with remote grin
Should I tell my family members what happened?
Go an buy milk and gari for your father to drink before
He go enter gear 5

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