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Christianity Etc › Re: Estate Chairman Locks Out RCCG Members From Their Property At Osborn Estate(pic) by joinnow: 9:55pm On May 10, 2017
Abeg any body know the name of a 3bedroom flat surrounded by church is called.

A piece of flat surrounded by church is called what?
Events › Re: English Family Storms Nigeria For Their Bride (Photos) by joinnow: 9:30pm On May 10, 2017
RaptorX:
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They see civilized society where things work
Good road
Good medical care
Constant light
Adequate security
Social security
Ur money had value
Etc
Car Talk › Re: "C" Caution Sign A Must In Every Vehicle - FRSC by joinnow: 8:53pm On May 10, 2017
franchizy:
If GEJ had constructed good roads during his tenure, what will one do with a caution sign.

There is nothing like caution sign overseas because they have good roads.

Nigeria is still backward. Im tired of this country called Nigeria.

Shame on IPODS that defend corruption.

Mods please move this to joke section.
Are u serious
It's when car break down and can't move u put up c caution to warn other road users.
Nigerian like maintenance culture beside some like to manage.Mechanic will tell u to change part instead u tell him to redo,adjust and fix back.
While some will know that they will go on road trip of 10hrs journey but will wait till die minute Rush to Kazeem to check the car and hit the road the next day.
Then tell me while won't the car packup on the way.
Car Talk › Re: "C" Caution Sign A Must In Every Vehicle - FRSC by joinnow: 8:42pm On May 10, 2017
Teewhy2:
Okay, FRSC have a lot to do on this, a lot of public buses,
trucks and trailers don't always have this C-caution and when their vehicles get spoilt they park by road sign either with nobody to wave upcoming vehicles to slow down or they cut tree branches and use it as warning which is not visible to upcoming vehicles at night and can lead to accident. Some of the these vehicles driver leave behind things they use as warning sign such as the tree branches, half burnt tyres not minding other road users especially at night.
I suggest they produce big ones according to size. IE if it's truck the c caution should be jumbo size.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Acting President Osinbajo Presiding Over The FEC Meeting Today by joinnow: 1:49pm On May 10, 2017
forMom:
Why do they age when they assume office?
Can you carry the problem of 180million I too know people and not age astronomically grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders Amaechi, Fashola, Abba Kyari To Resign - Daily Post by joinnow: 10:14am On May 10, 2017
Yansh must always dey back
Until Yansh dey front I go believe OP
NYSC › Re: Gombe Corper Dies In Accident On His Way To Taraba (Photos) by joinnow: 10:08am On May 10, 2017
I know of one transport company that has bypass frsc speed limiter installed in their buses.
In Nigeria just pray for God to protect you in your going out and returning.
Road not good (pot holes)
Drivers drives reckless
Bus not well maintained
Tyres not of good standard (tire blow out)
Drunk driver
Speeding(u wan run go heaven)
Deadly curves(some road dey like snake. bauchi Jos road)
Cow crossing(fulanis beware)
Road rage (dangote trucks)
Driving under influence of marijuana(motor park is our naija version of coffee shop in Netherlands)
Wrong way driving (Benin ore expressWay)
Drowsy driver(after downloading Fufu and Egusi soup) cry
Celebrities › Re: Boston Roland: "I Had Sex With Mercy Aigbe Severally, I Have Pictures" by joinnow: 7:08pm On May 09, 2017
Both wrong can't make a right.
if actually is is caught cheating
Romance › Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by joinnow: 9:39am On May 09, 2017
Bleep her and welcome to marine kingdom world tongue
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by joinnow: 10:35pm On May 08, 2017
3mmanhu3l:
they've gone to court already, judgement has been passed. The window for out of court settlement has closed
What of withdrawal of consent to prosecute
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by joinnow: 9:49pm On May 08, 2017
vislabraye:
Is it pastor Ibiyeomie that locked her up or the police huh
Yes.
He can also withdraw the case and request for out of court settlement
Romance › Re: This Togolese 'sugar Baby' Gets £2.5k Monthly To Keep 60-yr-old Doctor Company by joinnow: 8:55pm On May 08, 2017
This lady can lie for Africa
Platonic kor
Platoon ni
When u follow am go hotel
U come dey claim no sex.
Romance › Re: Mercy Aigbe Drops Her Husband's Name 'Gentry' On Instagram by joinnow: 7:10pm On May 08, 2017
Pesin break your skull na only him name u dey drop Abeg talk another thing jhoor
Foreign Affairs › Re: 91-Year-Old Queen Elizabeth Driving Herself In Her Jaguar (Photos) by joinnow: 2:24pm On May 08, 2017
rheether:
Suitor for NL grin cheesy wink
Yes you cannot predict where the charming prince might connect with u. grin
Travel › Re: UBER/TAXIFY Drivers Embark On A Strike Action Over Reduction In Fares, Others by joinnow: 2:19pm On May 08, 2017
Uber want to throw my guy out of work.

Why uber no reduce 25%
Can't they collect 10%
After all they are just agent
Crime › Re: Religious Crisis Breaks Out At Kabala Junction In Kaduna, 3 Dead by joinnow: 2:03pm On May 08, 2017
We are actually living in zoo
Let the slaughtering start
Slaughtering people like fowl
Foreign Affairs › Re: 91-Year-Old Queen Elizabeth Driving Herself In Her Jaguar (Photos) by joinnow: 12:14pm On May 08, 2017
rheether:
While my 70old grandpa can't even walk on his own to the bedroom again..
Don't say things like this it may backfire you.
A suitor may conclude it's hereditary
If your grandpa can't walk at 70 yrs
Your father can't walk at 70yrs
Therefore u won't walk when you are 70yrs
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Playing With His Children: Siddique, Nasreen And Rabi'ah (Photos) by joinnow: 2:58pm On May 07, 2017
Children or na Grand children grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Fake Prophetess Exposed In Akwa Ibom As Youths Discover Charms, Fetish Items by joinnow: 11:38am On May 07, 2017
I always say most Native doctor have upgraded to church
Politics › Re: 3 Service Chiefs Meet In Aso Rock by joinnow: 4:33pm On May 05, 2017
They are planning to take PMB by force back to Uk Hospital
Car Talk › Re: 10 Motorcycle Riding Tips by joinnow: 7:34am On May 05, 2017
Do we have motor cycle and power bike training /riding school in Nigeria?
As far as i know i have not see any.
Crime › Re: Lady Enters One Chance In Abuja, She Was Robbed Of Her Bag, Phone & Was Beaten by joinnow: 11:51pm On May 04, 2017
oluseyiforjesus:
One chance can't last long in Abuja,
Why do u say that?
In 2006 our staff was a victim at jabi in Abuja.
So 2006 - 2017 is more than 10years.
Meanwhile they used oxblood Pencil light camry
NYSC › Re: Taraba State: The Worst Place To Serve (NYSC) by joinnow: 9:21pm On May 04, 2017
Uba bank is in Gembu and it share border with cameroon.
Business › Re: CBN Lifts Forex Ban On Toothpicks And 47 Other Items by joinnow: 6:33pm On May 04, 2017
Cbn don misroad again
One step forward ten steps backwards grin
Politics › Re: "Buhari Is Not Being Fed With A Tube" - Lai Mohammed Dismisses Speculations by joinnow: 5:22pm On May 04, 2017
The ball game is changing
Lie mohamed now know how it feel when people lie against u.
He is büsy defending
......According to Lai Mohammed, that assumption is absolute bunkum and there is no truth to it.
By implications all lie mohamed has been saying is Bunkum
Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Pulls Off Her Cloth While Trying To Fight In India. Photos/video by joinnow: 4:49pm On May 04, 2017
Men were büsy using their phone snapping booby
Politics › Re: Please When Will 2017 Budget Be Passed? by joinnow: 4:43pm On May 04, 2017
Last year
Celebrities › Re: Donald Trump: Regina Askia Shares The Questions US Immigration Asked Her by joinnow: 4:30pm On May 04, 2017
what was your entry point into the country ( to ensure I did not float over on a log or scurry over in a tunnel)

So no country border is 100% secure
Politics › Re: "Stop Exploiting Buhari’s Ill Health" - Northern Group Tells Yoruba Leaders by joinnow: 9:56am On May 04, 2017
Why cannt our brodas in west decide like the Biafra and let pull out of this Mess called Nigeria.
I still dont understand
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom To Import 2000 Cows From Mexico by joinnow: 9:46am On May 04, 2017
adeoba2008:
This is craziness of the highest order. So there are no more cows in the north. And someone somewhere will hail him for this.
Are those ones cow. grin
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom To Import 2000 Cows From Mexico by joinnow: 9:39am On May 04, 2017
fineboynl:
good one this is what I like to hear. all state should start feeding itself to increase jobs and save is state economy. the money will remain in the state to go round instead of moving the money to another far a away states.

I don't see anything in cattle rearing southerners can't do. in the USA cattle's for beaf are grown for 2years. we can train foreign hybrid cattle they don't have Huge horns. they are short and have meats and easy to adopt just like hybrids chickens.
Those with no horn or little has undergo
Dehorning.
Business › Re: Customs Revenue Fell By N216.5bn In 2016 – Ali by joinnow: 9:14am On May 04, 2017
Not töö bad
In 2015 custom generated 903b
In 2016 Custom generated 898b
Difference of 5billion
Recall land rice and car was baned
Only that they created more jobloss

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