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Christianity Etc › Re: How Those Who Took Money From Jonathan Turned Against Him – Bishop Kukah by joinnow: 10:02pm On Mar 28, 2017
Disobeying Bible warning never to romance with politics
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Reacts To Dino Melaye Coming To Sue Him In New York by joinnow:
Yeah Dino can do dat cos i don't think we have any law that can handle this. In Nigeria law
You cannot jail someone for libel or defamations if found guilty.u can only press charges for damage claim in monetary value.
Business › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Rice In Your Area? by joinnow: 9:15pm On Mar 28, 2017
lifezone247:
10k badagry
Smuggle rice
Business › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Rice In Your Area? by joinnow: 9:11pm On Mar 28, 2017
Nairabeezie:
13K at owode
Smuggled rice at border
Business › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Rice In Your Area? by joinnow: 9:10pm On Mar 28, 2017
Sunnylink:
As dollar continue to fall against naira. What is the current price of rice in your area?
In Ilorin, I was told the price for a bag of foreign rice is N14,000.
It seem to me this government of CHANGE is improving.
Over to you.
U was told why not find out first before u run Com open you are told
Crime › Re: Young Thieves Nabbed With Cut To Size Gun During Operation In Ogun State.pics by joinnow: 6:37pm On Mar 28, 2017
The crook on yellow did they Photoshop his Head cheesy
Politics › Re: Oil Firm Returns N62 Billion To NNPC Aftermath Crude Swap Deal Under Jonathan by joinnow: 10:24am On Mar 28, 2017
sekundosekundo:
A whistle blower can be blown.
I have a clean sheet so no shaking
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by joinnow: 10:22am On Mar 28, 2017
tosyne2much:
OP, you forgot to add that being pretty a lady with fresh laps and appealing boobs increases ladies' chances of getting job

The ugly ones go stay house tire cheesy
Naso
One bank dey interview during NYSC days if you bi man or Black lady they will ask you if you speak Hausa.

Also tell those fair girl to take a walk back and front
They are guaging their back side and how they cat walk cheesy

If you are a lady and you are either Manchester or Arsenal and can cat walk you are in their Top 10 employable list. I believe you all know the bank that use Dat criteria
Politics › Re: Oil Firm Returns N62 Billion To NNPC Aftermath Crude Swap Deal Under Jonathan by joinnow: 9:58am On Mar 28, 2017
sekundosekundo:
If you come to UAE and see what your politicians are doing here, you'll will weep.
They now use big business men to loot money away and give them %tage.
All the politicians in Nigeria are corrupt.
Last year, I visited a particular governor in his house. He told me to allow him loot money through my account while I get 20% of every loot. I WEEP.
Come let do whistle blowing biz together.
Just give me the information which share 35/35/30 the of out the profit. IE You, me and Dubai real estate contact
You are in Dubai just contacted any top 10 real estate company get an insider and let him dole out Nigerian clients dat bought houses.backdate from 2014 till date.
Politics › Re: Customs Seizes Senator’s 13 Cars Smuggled Into Nigeria by joinnow: 9:43am On Mar 28, 2017
The identity of the senator will remain a guessing game for now.

There are three senators representing Kano State.

They are Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, Kano central; Barau Jibrin, Kano North and Kabiru Ibrahim Gaya, Kano South. All are representing the All Progressives Congress.


I go with Kabiru Ibrahim Gaya, Kano South.
Any thing south like biz
Politics › Re: Senate Plots Ali Ndume’s Suspension by joinnow: 9:40am On Mar 28, 2017
We now know the Senate cabal. shocked
"Any opposition must be clipped "
Quote SBS
Politics › Re: Probe Uncovers Massive Fraud In Youwin Programme by joinnow: 9:34am On Mar 28, 2017
Youwin Wewin Theywin
NigeriaWin
Always using every opportunity to chop
Workchop

Abeg EFCC your attention is needed at Wewin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Heritage Bank Hosts Evicted Housemates (Photos) by joinnow: 9:28am On Mar 28, 2017
Tis bank self
They use customer money they host people dat fall our hands.
Make them keep our money intact I know wan here story when I go withdraw cheesy
Crime › Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killed In Port Harcourt by joinnow: 10:15pm On Mar 27, 2017
I have order several things from Jumia in Lagos.what always come to my head is how are they going to handle suchlike issue and challenge considering our security situation and payment on delivery method.
Soon Jumia Delivery men go dey carry pistol or stunt gun.
Or delivery point will be busy area or nearest police station henceforth
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by joinnow: 11:51am On Mar 27, 2017
murphyrichy:
Alright thanks
Uwc
Crime › Re: Our Victim Didn’t Have N10m Ransom, So We Took His Heart – Arrested suspect(pic) by joinnow: 9:56pm On Mar 26, 2017
successmatters:
Which devil is that? Is devil a Yoruba man named Gbenga or Tunde Jimoh?
if you want settlement from Devil two things is involved blood sacrifice and worship.
Stanic dealings, voodoo, and the occult etc exist
Crime › Re: Our Victim Didn’t Have N10m Ransom, So We Took His Heart – Arrested suspect(pic) by joinnow: 9:43pm On Mar 26, 2017
dyze:
I still don't believe the rational behind using a head,heart, private part to make money.

Where does the money come from?
Devil
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by joinnow: 7:31pm On Mar 26, 2017
murphyrichy:
what n what computer programs did you learn during the training, I want to know the benefits. because some people are filling forms, including their account detials for Google digital training employment programme in local government.
Seo
Sem
Analytics
Keyword
Retargeting
Funnel
Video ad
Social media ad
Local listings
Email marketing
And many more.
I did mine Online.
Crime › Re: Man Who Poisoned Customers At A Restaurant In Ogoja, Cross River Arrested (Photo by joinnow: 2:34pm On Mar 26, 2017
Like similar story that happened overseas.
Office politics so to kill just one staff.the lady poison the water dispenser in the morning all those that drank from the dispenser die
Fashion › Re: This Before And After Makeup Photo Has Got Nigerians Talking! by joinnow: 2:27pm On Mar 26, 2017
It's not same woman.
The eye ball.
One is pure white after photo

Before photo is red
or you wan tell me say Mary Kay or mac now has
Eyedrop to clear red eyeball to white
Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by joinnow: 2:19pm On Mar 26, 2017
I feel the MIL assisted in preparation of the food.
Mr. Man saying thank u Ma will not take anything away from u.
Where you at the kitchen throughout when the meal was been prepared, beside she might have brought some solid native fish which your wife used also during preparing the meal.
Nairaland General › Re: Excitement As Ice / Hailstones Fall In Ekiti State Today (Photos/video) by joinnow: 8:09am On Mar 26, 2017
I have witnessed it at Abuja and Abia state
Some years ago.
It fell even broke people head and car windscreen.
Even some old roof was perforated
Nairaland General › Re: Excitement As Ice / Hailstones Fall In Ekiti State Today (Photos/video) by joinnow: 8:07am On Mar 26, 2017
I have witnessed it at Abuja and Abia state
Some years ago.
Crime › Re: Man Murders His Uncle In Anambra With Cutlass For Refusing To Help Him (Graphic) by joinnow: 10:19pm On Mar 25, 2017
This person get F.. ulani blood for his veins.
Make they do DNA test to confirm .
Celebrities › Re: Tokunbo Aboderin: "Wear G-String For My Birthday Or Be Bounced" (Video) by joinnow: 10:15pm On Mar 25, 2017
This one Don take over Kemi position
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by joinnow: 8:57pm On Mar 25, 2017
U guys can do it.
Started yesterday 2pm and slept only 5 hour continue by 6am and graduated by 10am.
It took me less than 24 hours to get the certificate. I only study the transcript did the practical and answer the question. At the end I answer all the 40 exam questions correctly. Unlock all 23 badge and got my certificate this morning and will be updating my [b]LinkedIn [/b]page tomorrow. wink.
Short cut is studying the transcript instead of watching the videos.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Was Impeached For Stealing TV In ABU Zaria - Sahara Reporters by joinnow: 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2017
JustinSlayer69:
I am a big fan of Sahara Reporters' groundbreaking work...BUT

They should keep quiet about Dino Melaye.

The single error they made about him graduating from ABU is just made glaring with these subsequent leaks.

NB- it seems some folks didn't understand this comment. I actually implied Dino didn't graduate but was shooed out of the system because of his problematic behavior.

Why i said SR should keep shut is because they said Dino didn't graduate.. later he graduated with a 3rd Class. They should be sure of themselves before going press.

PS - I learnt Dino and some others were so problematic to the ABU administration that they just hurriedly graduated them, pending carryovers notwithstanding. They caused ABU to be shut for 2 years 1995-1996 or so.
U Don become sp junior
Car Talk › Re: Flying Cars Collection - Which Of These Will You Go For? by joinnow: 11:16am On Mar 24, 2017
Thief come snatch one then go touch one thing inside car. Car come they fly the thief will be crying and call people from the window make una come I did not plan to steal this type of car ooooo
Romance › Re: "Cucumber Is My Husband" Lady Gets Emotional About The Cucumber. by joinnow: 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2017
1.possibly she lost her virginity to cucumber
2. It might get stuck in the love hole
3. It might break and stuck in the love hole.

Be warn.

Just ask it will be given to you free natural
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Arrested Trying To Drive Car Loaded With Liquid Gas Into Crowd In Belgium. by joinnow: 10:00pm On Mar 23, 2017
Nbote:
Belgium is now d Centerpoint of terrorist attacks in Europe.. Dem go hear am.. Germany is d actually d target but so far dey are probably still plotting..
Because of high population density of Israeli living and doing diamond trading in Belgium.

Every Saturday you will think it's one prominent person burial cos every where you look you will see black on black on people.they are Jew's observing Sabbath
Crime › Re: Burial Of Sholape Oladipupo, The Air Force Officer Murdered By Her Lover (Pic) by joinnow: 9:54pm On Mar 23, 2017
Where is the reckless coward highly undisciplined air man that shot her.

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