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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Have Had This Year 2020? by jojothaiv(m): 8:08pm On Jul 21, 2020
BrainRider:
This life self en! Not all risks are risks All risk na risk Take risk to escape risk Take risk to land in more risks
What are my even trying to say? Ptchew....i don forget.
As weird as it sound, you have a solid point but don't mind me o..

I FIT DEY BEER PARLOUR SO...
Science/Technology › Re: Sturddlefish: Hungarian Scientists Accidentally Create Bizarre Hybrid Fish by jojothaiv(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
GuestLog:
I also want to use this opportunity to beg the Hungarian scientist not to let this fish near Nigerian shores ooo! Before it'll end up as peppersoup in front page of Nairaland.

Some Nairalanders are already salivating.
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You wey know....


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Politics › Re: Only Buhari Can Sack Service Chiefs, Presidency Replies Senate by jojothaiv(m): 5:34pm On Jul 21, 2020
A nigg* up there said Kebbi, na so cup of fura just fall for my head...
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Science/Technology › Re: Italian Coastguard Trying To Free A Whale From A Net Trap by jojothaiv(m): 3:48pm On Jul 21, 2020
estyvino:
Hmm, in Nigeria, this would be understooded grin grin as natural palliative sent from above grin grin grin
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Natural Palliative
Romance › Re: Please Help! I Have Over Dependent Girlfriend Relationship Is Demoralizing Me by jojothaiv(m): 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2020
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This is the REAL MAN, we've been waiting for...
Romance › Re: Please Help! I Have Over Dependent Girlfriend Relationship Is Demoralizing Me by jojothaiv(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2020
yomi007k:
Is it not already ending in tears for you?

Stop living in denial.
It's TEARS already
Family › Re: Most Fathers Today Are Losing Relevance In The Family by jojothaiv(m): 10:25pm On Jul 20, 2020
GboyegaD:
Preach it my brother.

Most of us think value is in how much we are worth in terms of money not knowing it is more about impacts.
Sports › Re: Ndubuisi Egbo Wins Albania League, Qualifies For Champions League by jojothaiv(m): 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2020
Africa To The World, Sorry I Meant Europe..


Meanwhile, some analysts don dey analyze hin odds for qualification and some don dey brandish the tribal cards.


Lass Lass, Allofus go dey kampe.
Phones › Re: Tecno Pouvoir 4 Becomes First Mediatek Soc Smartphone To Receive Android 11 Beta by jojothaiv(m): 10:13pm On Jul 20, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
If e like, let it be the first phone to communicate with heaven, I am not buying
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Some will buy it just because the English seems polished..
Events › Re: I'm Planning A 40 Guest (max) Traditional Wedding by jojothaiv(m): 9:28pm On Jul 20, 2020
Offpoint:
40 guests are too much for me.
When I'm ready na just immediate family from my side and her side, we go just gather for our parlor do wetin tradition requires and go home and fxxk the hell out of ourselves.

After that, I rent wedding gown we take one photo and upload for Facebook... Marriage don finish be that.

Life's too simple and short for long story
I'm glad you came through..

Wedding na mock exams, Marriage na the real thing. Buh since I'm not married, make I dey observe...
Events › Re: I'm Planning A 40 Guest (max) Traditional Wedding by jojothaiv(m): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2020
Donpata, Offpoint...

Your opinion is highly needed
Romance › Re: Guys Or Ladies: Who Moves On Easily After Breakup? by jojothaiv(m): 7:28pm On Jul 19, 2020
gudnex22:
Whether guys or babes all I know there must be move on.
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You wey know...
Romance › Re: She Keeps Coming For More by jojothaiv(m): 2:08pm On Jul 19, 2020
freshkpomo:
Your first mistake was letting a customer know where you live.
Secondly if you continue at the rate she is going, you, she and her husband will soon become infamous.
Thirdly go get tested for STD, why suck a total stranger?
Fourthly don't you have a woman in your life that you keep missing a married woman?
Fifthly, the next person should take over from here.


Greatest of the greatest Nigerian youths, great!!!

Together we can make Nigeria better

God bless Nigeria
Fifthly, the story no balance.
Politics › Re: How Malami Is Undermining Buhari’s Anti-corruption War — Oluwatosin Ojaomo by jojothaiv(m): 1:52pm On Jul 19, 2020
CapitalHYC:
grin is there anyone in this country who still needs to be told that The AGF is a corrupt man ?
The fruits of his supposedly "labour" is scattered across Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi State.
Romance › Re: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by jojothaiv(m): 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2020
XshegzzyeeiX:
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Nope, I would not grin Nah, I shall not grin Nay, never will I grin Negative!!! I ought not grin
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NADA, I CAN'T CAN'T..
Romance › Re: Which of These Unpopular Opinions Do You Agree With? Share Yours by jojothaiv(m): 2:01pm On Jul 15, 2020
Neurotika:
1. There's no such thing as a man's purpose in life. Life in itself has no purpose or meaning and by extension is filled with men whose existence is attributable to chance.
2. Humanity is overrated.
3. Most of the great successes achieved by man has an element of luck in it.
4. Religion is the greatest fraud in human history.
5. What you want will not come in the form you're expecting.
6. Other things being equal, your physical beauty and environment will get you farther than your hardwork.
7. Old people are more religious cos of the fear of uncertainty attached to the afterlife.
8. Paradise is relative.
9. Friedrich Nietzsche is a better philosopher than Aristotle.
10. The world needs more beer.
Romance › Re: At What Age Did You Move Out Of Your Parents House. by jojothaiv(m): 1:41pm On Jul 15, 2020
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Romance › Re: Feminists At War With Adeboye Over Birthday Message To Wife by jojothaiv(m): 1:34pm On Jul 15, 2020
chatinent:
The word 'feminist' is a decorated variance of 'lesbianism.' Believe.
And another thing,

Most of those feminists exist online.
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by jojothaiv(m): 1:31pm On Jul 15, 2020
Alexgman1:
Haaaa! why
Baba wan help you clear her as e dey be as you still dey argue over draw soup here nau...
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by jojothaiv(m): 1:26pm On Jul 15, 2020
Prinnce1:
am not satisfied... you heard me?? are you going to do it if not for yourself but for us your online brothers ��
Baba no go do JACK..

Him matter dey beer parlour
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by jojothaiv(m): 1:23pm On Jul 15, 2020
Sundrus:
wait oh, u dey ask me whether she get agenda huh undecided after u don already list her agenda finish. Una mata for this nairaland dey weak me sad no worry, give her more time, make she still dey come ur house dey chop all ur food...soon she go start to bring her friends come chop more...with time ur brain go open to know whether she get agenda or not. angry una go dey act like father Christmas whenever una see girl way get fine face or better shape.
The bros fall hands plenty and himself no know..

Egbon, you be Christian, you no wan shine Congo, you don clear us as e dey be and na you still dey form James Bond here dey give us reason upon reason why the level no go work. See ehn, swear say you no know wetin you suppose do.

This ya matter na E BE things
Romance › Re: Maturity Is When You Breakup And Still Give Ur Ex Money Till She Finds A New Man by jojothaiv(m): 11:36am On Jul 15, 2020
This road bend and Erigga still bend waka put...
Celebrities › Re: OC Ukeje Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by jojothaiv(m): 9:43am On Jul 15, 2020
Ugwuoke347:
Truth is bitter to a man who has no truth in himself. Fair is foul, and foul fair to a wasted generation who have no light in their souls.
You cannot be supporting public obcenity in one hand, and be against rape in the other That is hypocrisy.
Politics › Re: Magu Is Leaking Memos That Expose Malami's Corruption - Farooq Kperogi by jojothaiv(m): 10:46pm On Jul 12, 2020
Racoon:
Imagine the sleazy corruption.Buhari-led APC govt is the most corrupt ever seen.I always maintained that this is the most useless govt filled with sanctimonious hypocrites masquerading as saints.
Music/Radio › Re: Russians React To Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy Music by jojothaiv(m): 7:56pm On Jul 11, 2020
Interesting but, I'm only here for..

That babe wey wear black with that white muffler
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by jojothaiv(m): 7:39pm On Jul 11, 2020
Grateful02:
The blues!! With the way things are going I dey imagine blues fans for social media. Naso dem ko sleep early today and be the 1st in church tomorrow
From A Reliable Source...


Most of them are being quarantined in isolation centers worldwide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by jojothaiv(m): 7:26pm On Jul 11, 2020
fohiss:
Aswear United squad for ground to blow some ogumeh


GGMU
Asssssssssinnnnnn..


That kind OGUMEH go loud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by jojothaiv(m): 7:22pm On Jul 11, 2020
Anny505:
Na like this Chelsea wan take play Bayern Munich qualify?
Pre Bayern Result
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by jojothaiv(m): 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2020
MakoShark:
Chaii This life sha The pain Lampard why KTBFFH
This Life no Balance..
Meanwhile, Keep The Blue Flag From Hunters
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by jojothaiv(m): 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2020
BrickDevo:
Another goal, it has be'ed
NA E BE THINGX

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