₦airaland Forum

ImDStar:
Why is it that nothing about this country seems working? Ha Ha!

Why are simple things so difficult with this country sef?

Nothing is working for this country both in and outside, why?

And the painful part is, when you complain, some evil and wicked souls would start attacking you!

They'd always say, they are objective...

MoDaniel:
I thought boko haram was ‘technically defeated’?

Technically and inshallah...

BeeBeeOoh:
Wahala don finally change gear for male praying mantises

I sure say most of the male go be monks..

Bornsinner7:
Kanye was smart to make her sign a prenup..

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she's messing with no broke nigga..

Respect to jay z..

Baami, even the 'pre-nup' can be exploited for loopholes..

No bi U.S.A again, if am not mistaken, Dr. Dre is a good example..

I dey doubt this claim sha but one compatriot for here been make this remarks some days ago,

'I'm no RED-PILLER but I know am not a SIMP (going by Nairaland Standard)'

Na now some folks go understand say NUPTIAL/MARRIAGE LAWS for obodo oyinbo no fura de nono matter..

“Whosoever wants to identify with us whether he is in Kaduna, Lagos, Benin or America, we are willing to also identify with him. Our call is to Allah, not democracy which is anti-Islamic.”


This closing remarks get as e be o..

Rgade:
I had no investments
Like someone said in the other thread...
"A lot of people are going to be scammed on this thread"
I believe that same thing is gonna happen on this one

E Be Things loading..
I lost my Capital and ROI too, so there is no point capping dry yarns here...

saajus:
Good analysis. I think Fx is a better option, Crypto is too volatile. Sometimes Bitcoin against USD loses 20% of its value in just a single day. If you must trade Crypto, trade crypto against crypto not against USD. Don't trust many Naija guys telling you they are trading crypto. Na cover-up. Some of them are into fraud. They are converting their victims CC to Crypto.

GBAMESST...

She was honest to admits to her HYPERGAMY tendencies.
Forget the roasting, some folks will still find their ways to her DM with plenty shalayes and essays why they are the perfect fit.


The real question is 'How many Nairaland babes can be this honest and say what they want and not be hiding under 'a good lady' mantra?

Anyway, I move..

All this fess world with their political correctness...

Wetin consign the average Nigerian with 'A WOMAN'

Cobhams Emmanuel Asuquo readily comes to mind....

southniyikaye:
She go hear am...
Till date, I don't understand women.
Give them money, they want attention.
Give them money and attention, they will tell you they can't be eating eba everyday, they want to taste jollof rice that has 6 packs...
Promiscuity is embedded in their DNA...
Some just wanna Bleep every dick Tom and Harry for fun..
One had been shouting up and down nairaland that she was into bdsm abi wetin dem dey call am! At 25yrs ooo... 25 yrs...
The devil is a liar walahi

E Be Things everywhere man...

If you see how some of them dey channel their energy support di okpata yarnings wey one lawyer chapter down yesterday, e go shock you..

Na bifor, I no dey too take woman serious again o

Arewa Princess bawo...
I was expecting 'HIJABI' before but wetin I see no gel one bit...

chatinent:
When the lion grows, it may find it difficult to stop seeing her as lunch.

Na 'SNACKS' some of dem dey tag themselves nau, so don't be surprised

You go soon see 'Come and eat me' on their TL...


Anyway, I be hustler and I no sabi anything..

Been a while I read something from alBHAGDADI...

And as for the moniker above me who thinks cross out everything will drive home his point, I have nothing to tell you but this...

IT IS WELL WITH YOUR SOUL!


Happy Sunday, by the way...

Most folks know this advice will surely come out from one of the daughters of Eve and there will be herd mentality after...


Less surprised to say the east 'cause the truth that comes out with the DNA hardly sit well with most of them.

P.S
Have you had to play nice, �
just to break a woman emotionally?

Na wetin go later happen bi that, jez dey watch..

bull67:
i would just laugh it over and pretend. later put a spell on her

E bi like some of us no too laik 'dogo turanchi' o

BigDawsNet:
you dont need to ask her
As long as she's minor
You can take her for test without her mother knowing

Run the test and if it goes south .. Surprise her with two letters
Divorce/DNA Result

E Be Things...

Watch out how 'emotional beings' throw their free shots and bants anyhow..

Anyway, I move...

anochuko01:
You'll think these people are too busy to do women.

Motivational speakers go don dey find another quote now to justify am..

'A wealthy man cannot be busy all the time, he'll surely need the other room service provided he's discreet about it'

SocialJustice:
Nothing like big breast.

Dorathy Geng!

Ema na gbele..

A good look at some of the comments here will tell anybody that some of us now defend and compare 'CORRUPTION' with pride.

It's more like a game of numbers and intellects now, only the brilliant ones versed in statistics can give you a comparative analysis of what measure of corruption is bad than the other..

Still, what is bad is bad..

Wristwatch.
Martha is still the only one that made me see the beauty in wrist watches.

As for the rest,
Birthday wishes and Inshallah...
But gentlemen and ladies, we move....

Top 5 Movie

Everyone's Hero
Lion King
Madagascar
Rio
Ferdinand

Top 5 Series

Kyle XY
Misfits


P.S; I think I don't have time to sit down and see anything called 'Series' out any longer

Bmaster:
sir please if you finally got the answer to your question,let me know.

I follow need the answer

Holla me once you get the EXPO too...

Buh diz hin pidgin dey vex me big time o

IJOBA2:
DID YOU GUYS OBSERVE SOMETHING



HELINUES AND HIS GANG DID NOT COMMENT

REASONS:

1. It's a fake news.

2. Boko Haram is a hoax created by PDP.

3. The farmers were not objective enough they ought to have use their cutlasses and hoes against them that is if the news was true.

4. The enemies are hired miscreants and hoodlums from the just concluded #ENDSARS protests.

5. Buhari has defeated all of them.

6. We will await a verified and independent source before we comments.


In the words of a compatriot here 'Gentlemen, we rise'

azawuoba:
guy you too Sabi abeg

payper, vayder, Victor AD, Mojeed, Blackbonez, Odunsi

but Ghost and Tec are d best lyricists

I've never slept on the SDC fam, I hope you have heard about Jaga (The President)

Worthy of mention is IllBliss, man has a relatable rap album and Jesse Jagz too

Deceptive Marketing..

You ordered for 'Sharwama' and you get 'Well Packaged Kuli-Kuli'

Boo dey the chat sef...

kstyle2:
the remix was not needed, at least, not with davido.

I was trying not to hurt his fans here but what do I know, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...

SaintHilary:



THE ONLY SONG WE ALL NEED TO BE SINGING NOW IS

Dem been para o
Angry mob dem killy barawo
Back in aba
Burning Dead body
Dem do am like nama o
Dem konk him ogor o
Wipe am 2 by 2 him japa o
Fall for coal tar o
Olokpa don show
Everybody don kawa o
Call him mama
Olokpa don show
Everybody don japa o

>>>>>>>>>>

This country na wa (yo lo lo lo lo)
This country na wa (ye le le le le le le)
This country na wa (yo lo lo lo lo)
This country na wa (ye le le le le le le)

Ajebo Hustlers....


That song is straight-jacket classic, as for the remix with DavidO I don't know what to say...