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Romance › Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by jojothaiv(m): 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2020
Blackmann001:
Mine is different ooo... Just to date her, sh took me to a lab for HIV, hypatitis, blood sugar, genotype and other STDs....

Guyz line up for this lady door all kneeling for her attention. Instead of shakara wey I dey read here by the guy, I am being hopeful sh says yes sef...... Sh dates me alone ooo... But rivals of docs, pharmacist, working abroad, etc full road....

Na me dey even remind her of us and settling down, sh is 26 ND very pricy cuz sh did her own job on time.. Intelligent, beutiful, tall, speaks fine, works hard both domestically and at work place. Earns enough.

Na God hand we dey for her matter!
grin grin grin

Na God hand you dey for her matter o
Romance › Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by jojothaiv(m): 5:18pm On Jun 14, 2020
KevinDein:
It's not unusual for young ladies (20s) to have multiple suitors because that's when they are at the peak of their sexual market value (SMV). The issue here is that women's hypergamous nature gets the better of them. They think these interests are gonna last a life time and they keep holding out for the best option.

A decade later, in their 30s with low SMV, the interests drastically nose dive and they'll probably only get approaches from low value males hence the desperation they show when they meet any man that's half decent. You'll find most of the guys that post on this thread were actually involved with older women.

It's not uncommon.
TRUE
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Yo Jong Threatens Military Action Against South Korea by jojothaiv(m): 4:54pm On Jun 14, 2020
“Nothing is more hypocritical than an empty promise"

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by jojothaiv(m): 4:46pm On Jun 14, 2020
Rick9:
Efe should Forget About funbi
He has no option but I pray he believes his home boy, Castro.


With the look of things, another interesting phase in life awaits someone in that compound.


Centino, happy Sunday by the way.
Crime › Re: 2 Lagos Housemaids Raped Employer’s Daughters With Fingers, Sticks by jojothaiv(m): 10:45am On Jun 10, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The devil lives in women too...
"women ain't safe amongst men anymore", hope ya'll are safe with your fellow women now ? grin . Imagine, penetrating those helpless girls with sticks urghh! sad


For those lexicallly or grammatically challenged,

MAID: A female servant or cleaner (short for maidservant).

So ya'll ranting about men all over the thread should STFU!
Lexically or grammatically challenged..

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Receives 2 Car Gifts On Her 35th Birthday by jojothaiv(m): 10:37pm On Jun 09, 2020
big god is doing well
Romance › Re: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by jojothaiv(m): 11:17am On Jun 09, 2020
kalufelix:
WORD! The evil that men do ..
....lives in the grave.
Romance › Re: Any Girl Who Doesn't Ask For Money Doesn't Love You by jojothaiv(m): 10:12pm On Jun 07, 2020
Beer Parlour Gists....
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Used Sanitary Pads In Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 10:21pm On Jun 06, 2020
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Romance › Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by jojothaiv(m): 10:07pm On Jun 06, 2020
Nezzjnr:
You guys are saying OP should mind his business... For what exactly??
Didn't you see where OP stated that he's like a Fatherly figure to her and she's different from the others undecided

This girl is still a minor working as a sales rep... If something bad happens to her... All fingers will be pointing towards OP.
Romance › Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by jojothaiv(m): 10:04pm On Jun 06, 2020
aprilwise:
Lemme wait for the elders of this forum to settle this matter.
Shift, let me wait too..


Modified; The first batch have arrived, we're waiting for the subordinate too.
Romance › Re: Sharon Godwin: "Ralph Dammy Is Owing Me After We Had Fun In Uganda" by jojothaiv(m): 1:12pm On Jun 06, 2020
Twitter Influencer met Ugandan Influencee..
Career › Re: 270 Indian Workers At Dangote Company Depart Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 12:23pm On Jun 05, 2020
intruder15:
I don't think they are employees of Dangote group. Some weeks back, some indians protested against their employer who deployed them to dangote refinery to work during lockdown without providing adequate safety measures. I guess their country saw the video and acted on it.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Why Buhari Can’t Lead Our Troops Like Chadian President– Tony Momoh by jojothaiv(m): 7:15pm On Apr 07, 2020
Well...

"FG Blues"
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 15 Premier (N95,000) Vs Camon 12 (N53,500) Speed Test (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2020
bestman6516:
It depends on your, all this phones has little difference
Quite right.
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by jojothaiv(m): 6:58pm On Apr 07, 2020
bukatyne:
It is only on NL that the West don't believe in God grin
And Nigerians too.
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by jojothaiv(m): 6:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
Goddyj:
I learned that I can see a beautiful girl and look the other way.
Worldly things don't really move me anymore cool
That's life for me back then..
Health › Re: Jack Ma's Donation To Fight COVID-19 Arrives Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 7:32pm On Mar 24, 2020
They will share this equipment among themselves the man should have just donated it to Yemen.

SlimFit1
Education › Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by jojothaiv(m): 5:18pm On Mar 19, 2020
kponkedenge:
No chance to get to University of Uyo with that, maybe a Northern University might take you. I don't really know how JAMB or UTME operate these days.
Northern Universities, you say..
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by jojothaiv(m): 5:16pm On Mar 19, 2020
ProudlyAfarmer:
You are shaking a very big table!








Church empty headed boys and girls will come hard on you grin
But OP is a WINNER, so there is no big deal whatsoever.
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 15 Pro Launched In India With Pop-selfie And 6GB RAM by jojothaiv(m): 7:12pm On Feb 22, 2020
psoul12:
Africa await this unique phone...and Nigeria also.

From all edge ...this is another level...
Next Level, you mean...
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by jojothaiv(m): 7:47pm On Jan 10, 2020
This blogger storytelling skill is second only to Erigga.
Celebrities › Re: I Am The Sexiest In The Whole Wide World – Teni Declares by jojothaiv(m): 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2020
Someone said "Teni brought much to the Nigeria Music Scene"


Some people are natural liars..
Celebrities › Re: I Am The Sexiest In The Whole Wide World – Teni Declares by jojothaiv(m): 10:42pm On Jan 09, 2020
IAmStrange:
And is that something to showcase... If not for the perverted minds of people of this civilization?

Of what use is your being sexy to the world?

Women of these civilization are just funny grin.

You'll see them shouting "women are more than sex objects. we want to be given a chance to prove ourselves"

Later, they'll still portray themselves to be the "sexual objects" they claimed they weren't.

Of course, women are far more than sex objects. They have greater potentials and can do things that matter to the world and that's what we want to be seeing from them.

Their sexiness is of no use to us. angry

That's one reason why I await Imes to come create his own civilization, So the world can learn from the women in that civilization and how virtuous and useful they were to the society.

All these is just deception and shamelessness angry

Imes, we await your coming. grin
Imes wey dey bar since dey cancel bottle with guy men abi..
Phones › Re: Phones To Avoid If You Live In Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 10:27pm On Jan 09, 2020
cole19:
Btw...somebody should please tell @iamstrange that imes has arived..i saw him at orile cheesy
Lolz, many people will see diverse Imes but at just the right time the right one will come..

Emperor Imes is Buhari
Celebrities › Re: Ludacris Dances To Zlatan And Burna Boy's "Killin Dem" Song by jojothaiv(m): 7:56am On Jan 09, 2020
Austine1213:
Am I being stereotypical noo

Im stating the truth, even Buhari when he came to SA he knew some of his country men are doing illegal things. So he said "when you visit a country just follow the laws of your host country"

Im sorry if it hurts you but it's the truth
Noted, I've got to call it a day.
Celebrities › Re: Ludacris Dances To Zlatan And Burna Boy's "Killin Dem" Song by jojothaiv(m): 7:48am On Jan 09, 2020
Austine1213:
What's your issue with South Africans? The fact that they don't put up to the illegal stuff nigerians do?
With all due respect sir, quit being stereotypical, we are all human and we've all got issues either way or the other...
Celebrities › Re: Ludacris Dances To Zlatan And Burna Boy's "Killin Dem" Song by jojothaiv(m): 7:41am On Jan 09, 2020
Austine1213:
On contrary nigerians are the ones that has issues with us
We all have issues with each other though.
Phones › Re: Slay Without Limits With 6gb Ram On Your Infinix S5 by jojothaiv(m): 7:53pm On Jan 08, 2020
The OP only slayed us with the ROM and RAM respectively. We actually don't know other department where the phone is gonna slay its users though.
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by jojothaiv(m): 7:34pm On Jan 08, 2020
Greatfullheart:
It Sucks When you need someone to Talk to when your Life is Falling Apart and No One is there to Listen!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
Rudyard Kipling
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by jojothaiv(m): 7:31pm On Jan 08, 2020
xcelentattitude:
Live abroad for atleast a year huh

Is that some sort of joke grin

Wey the money na grin grin

And FYI my heart can't be broken cos it's stainless. It belongs to Jesus.
We have pro and air version of abroad.

Dahomey etal will easily pass as a low budget version.
Seychelles will do better as sitting on the fence version while Canada sit as the pro version...

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