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PoliticsRe: Economic Situation:Stop Fanning Embers Of Ethnic War , Fadojoe Tells Igbos by Jokerman(m): 11:59am On Feb 24, 2024
APC is the one fanning embers of tribalism on social media
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Feb 24, 2024
afrodoc2:
Nagelsmann, Flick, De Zerbi.

Who gets the job.
Nagelsmann
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Feb 24, 2024
Let this INEOS people get rid of thos Bin Laden and get Nagelsmann shar sharp jare
PoliticsRe: US Government Releases Fresh Details On Wigwe’s Helicopter Crash by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Feb 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
Any government in power, that's what they are now after.

The family of the late Wigwe has banned RCCG from attending his burial
You can imagine...

Pastor Adeboye should intervene.
PoliticsRe: Enyimba Economic City First Phase Is Ready To Take-off by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Feb 24, 2024
Seunpapa65:
Yes
The $800M Geometric Power Plant on Monday the 26th feb, the company will start the distribution of power to residents in Aba mega city, comprising 9 local government areas:
Aba north
Aba south
Obingwa
Osisioma
Ukwa east
Ukwa west
Isiala ngwa north
Isiala ngwa south
UGWUNAGBO local government areas.

Aba Geometric Power Integrated Company will become the first electricity company in Nigeria to generate and distribute power on their own through gas. Aba will be separated from the national grid.

The company has laid a pipeline to distribute gas from Owaza to their station in Osisioma. There is a 99% certainty that Aba will enjoy 24/7 electricity.

Go and get a prepaid meter

its only for nine local government
No Isikwato or Bende... The corpers town?
PoliticsRe: US Government Releases Fresh Details On Wigwe’s Helicopter Crash by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On Feb 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
It's RCCG city of David
Na wa o... What's happening with RCCG?
PoliticsRe: US Government Releases Fresh Details On Wigwe’s Helicopter Crash by Jokerman(m): 8:35am On Feb 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
Very sad story but the most painful part is the church where he worshipped and sponsored lavishly celebrating their pastor's wife birthday with no iota of empathy few days after his demise. They even invited musicians to perform at the celebration. Smh.
Hope it's not RCCG??

Well that's life. He did those sponsorship for God, not for humans
PoliticsRe: Enyimba Economic City First Phase Is Ready To Take-off by Jokerman(m): 8:33am On Feb 24, 2024
Na wa...

Who would believe Aba is having a face lift?? When I lived on Aba during Ochendo Global,na so so street water dey reach my knee along Okpo-Umuobo road, Ayanorlu road etc...

It's great seeing a vision filled governor working to change this mega city... Osisioma go don beautiful now
PoliticsRe: Betty Akeredolu's Tribute To Her Late Husband, Governor Aketi by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Feb 23, 2024
It came from the heart.

No one can love a man more than his beloved wife and children.

After death, all the free loafers will disappear into thin air, but your memories remains with your wife and children.

So I support her in whatever she wrote
PoliticsRe: Aba Abia State To Have 24 Hours Light Starting From 26th February by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2024
Slytiger:
He was in APC until June or July 2022 when he decided to cash in on the Obidient mob popularity in the SE to snatch power from PDP.
But he's Obi's boy now ba?
PoliticsRe: Aba Abia State To Have 24 Hours Light Starting From 26th February by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2024
Impossible.

Lagos wey support dey compete with Dubai, Johannesburg, New York etc, never get 24 hrs light with all the revenue it generates, na Abia wan get?
PoliticsRe: ‘Salako Unqualified To Be MLSCN Chair,’ Medical Scientists Reject Appointee. by Jokerman(m): 12:00pm On Feb 22, 2024
Tinubu sef...
PoliticsRe: Islamiyat Oyefusi: LP's Deputy-Governorship Candidate in Lagos, dumps Party by Jokerman(m): 11:34am On Feb 22, 2024
😂

Hunger bad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Feb 21, 2024
Seems Sir Jim will expunge this dumb bin Laden as coach
BusinessRe: Lagos To Convert Computer Village, Ikeja To Residential Area by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Feb 21, 2024
AK481:
Once opon a time there was a yaba market ,that was doing so well and had the biggest line of clothing business ,the levy and tax paid made it one of the richest LG not just in lagos but Nigeria .

But one thing made the government of lagos sad , too sad. It was controlled by igbos ,the igbos who are typically traders .

They closed the market, built a gigantic mall and gave it to a yoruba man to lease or rent ,but first let the yorubas be the priority to rent to.

Today, the mall is being rented by snakes and lizard ,only the down floor have spar.

So where did the igbos go, well they still remained in a corner there,making their monies .

This ikeja computer village is another example .it will fail .
It's a dumb thing. One of the things that make Ikeja lively aside the airport, is the computer village.

If you check well, one top lawmaker is from Abule Egba
SportsRe: Thomas Tuchel To Leave Bayern Munich At End Of Season by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Feb 21, 2024
Very useless coach, just like TenHag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:57am On Feb 21, 2024
Seunpapa65:
See person wey dey compare himself with Ronaldo 😂😂🤣
Hazardous na clown normally
BusinessRe: How Are Shares And Dividends Paid? by Jokerman(op): 10:50pm On Feb 20, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
It depends on the company but mostly dividends are paid quarterly. When I had GT shares I got my dividends quarterly.
So Yes you can go and claim his accumulated dividend from the year he bought ( if he has not collected some already) till date. They LL work it with the company's percentage as the percentage varies from company to company.

You'll also need a current account to pay in the check because dividends are paid in checks. So youll need an account that accepts check to pay your dividends otherwise the check will just be there and you can't cash it because it's not an open check.


As for the shares, to make money from it, you have to sell it and it will be calculated according to today's value and not with what amount he bought it.
Let's say if he bought it at 1 naira per share and as at today the share has appreciated to 3 naira, you'll sell at 3 naira meaning more money. But if he bought at 27 naira per share and as today it has depreciated to 2 naira, if you sell, you'll sell at a loss.


. First go to the bank and make inquiries about the type of account you need to open to pay in your dividends and tell them you're a third party that the owner is dead let them guide you on what to do.

Hope this helps
Thanks....will visit the bank
CelebritiesRe: Kagney Linn Karter Commits Suicide by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2024
Akalia:
I happy for them but their contents are still littered on different online porn networks and can be accessed and downloaded for free. Their sordid history is indelible, I feel for them.
Yes it will take time to be removed or might never be removed
BusinessHow Are Shares And Dividends Paid? by Jokerman(op): 8:28pm On Feb 20, 2024
Good evening everyone.

Please how are dividends paid, is it yearly or just a one off payment?

I'm asking these due to discovery that my uncle bought some shares, and he's deceased now. His son got to know about this when he visited the SEC website.

After submitting a court order requesting for his assets, the stocks brokers just wrote the units bought i.e 7000 units, without any monetary value.

Now, his dad bought the shares around 2004/2005, and has never gotten any dividends.

So the question is will the dividends for the lost years be calculated to know what the shares worth now or will the units be calculated for the present stock alone, without considering the other 12 years??

Please stock brokers in the house... Help out
CelebritiesRe: Kagney Linn Karter Commits Suicide by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Feb 20, 2024
Akalia:
Alura Jensen is not born again, I googled her profile and she still passes as an indecent star. Same goes for the other name your mentioned.
No bro.

Check their Instagram pages.

Most times their Google profiles are not updated.

Infact Brittni had been a Christian for over 8 years now
Science/TechnologyRe: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Feb 20, 2024
Cursed animal
CelebritiesRe: Kagney Linn Karter Commits Suicide by Jokerman(m): 3:45pm On Feb 20, 2024
Many ex pornstars have dumped the useless profession.

Some have received and now preach Christ to everyone. E.g Brittney De la moura, Alura Jensen etc

What matters most is salvation before expiration on earth.
InvestmentRe: How To Retrieve Your Unclaimed Dividends by Jokerman(m): 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2024
Please my Dad is deceased.

Can I fill the mandate form using my details to retrieve his dividends?
EducationRe: Photo Of Olabode Olawuyi, OAU Zookeeper Killed By Lion During Feeding by Jokerman(m): 9:23am On Feb 20, 2024
They supposed to shoot the lion to death.

When handling wild animals one cannot be too lax...Always carry gun or tranquilser
EducationRe: Lion Kills OAU Staff, VC Orders Investigation by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2024
Good dey killed the Lion.

You can't kill human and go scot free...
Foreign AffairsRe: More Than 400 Detained In Russia As Country Mourns The Death Of Alexei Navalny by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On Feb 19, 2024
BentizilL0:
Is Macron also a dictator for arresting his citizens?..

You started crying because of Navalny, where's your humanity when Gonzalo Lira was killed, Assange is still in prison.. Snowden have to run away to Russia to avoid being killed..

You're crying justice for Navalny that's CIA agent to destroy Russia.. The idiot was caught accept money to destabilise Russia, he deserve to die for trying to kill majority of the world hope...

If I'm found one day collecting bribe from CIA to destabilise Nigeria, I should be killed.. Traitors deserve no pity, you can be an opposition without working against the state... angry
Wetin concern US with wetin that guy talk now??
SportsRe: Super Eagles Goalie, Nwabali Honoured With Chieftaincy Title In Egbema Kingdom by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Feb 19, 2024
That's how grace works.

Life is not by struggle but it is by the grace of God- Pst Lazarus Muoka
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:22am On Feb 19, 2024
eph12:
He should just go abeg. He has nothing to offer
😂
CrimeRe: NDLEA arrests Female Lawyer, Intercepts Loud Concealed In Loudspeakers by Jokerman(m): 10:20pm On Feb 18, 2024
Why all these criminality everywhere??
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Feb 18, 2024
Adasun:
them cut my ticket na. just small over one o.


red card since 30mins
As in I just tire brro... Games wey person no expect go play over 1, go dey play over 3.5, and vice versa for expected sure ones go to play under 1...

Oga o...😂😂😂😂

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