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Christianity Etc › Re: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by Jokerman(m): 10:28am On May 21, 2023
GboyegaD:
Won ti tun de ooo. If this were true, God himself would have established that no one should use ear rings.
Baby girls have open ear lobes at child birth?🤔
Christianity Etc › Re: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by Jokerman(m): 10:27am On May 21, 2023
Iykoto86:
yet you take injections when yu are sick.
Two different scenarios.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pity The Western World by Jokerman(m): 8:12am On May 21, 2023
You have not pitied yourself, your village, your country, na western world you wan pity??

Funny...😬
Christianity Etc › Re: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by Jokerman(m): 8:09am On May 21, 2023
Earrings are not of God anyways.

If God wanted earrings, He would have made provision for it
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Support Wars? by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On May 21, 2023
God's wars are to destroy the works of Satan
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Of Billions Of Christians On Earth Do You Think Would Make Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On May 21, 2023
Many will make it.

God will always make a way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:27pm On May 20, 2023
Na wa...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City: 2022/2023 EPL Champions by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On May 20, 2023
AImiron:
shey na this clueless coach wan end am, dey play. Make e go learn work from Klopp, That's the only potential match wey Pep get in the EPL. Upon all your efforts say arsenal go win the EPL, it ended it premium tears, just like during world cup. You're becoming a serial loser 😂😂😂
You wey support both Arsenal and TenHag, some weeks ago??😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City: 2022/2023 EPL Champions by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On May 20, 2023
FlawlessKarl:
shocked

This season is Man city season. UCL will crown it all.

Pep keep farming. Mancity to win this title 3 uninterrupted consecutive times shows that premier league is the biggest farmer league
Ferguson also won it 3 times in a row, at 3 different times
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City: 2022/2023 EPL Champions by Jokerman(m): 10:14pm On May 20, 2023
AImiron:
Manchester is blue. .
We own this city, we own the country. We own y'all modafuckas
. 😂😂😂😂

To yall "we will be back stronger next season crew", una go meet us here, cos we are going to win the EPL again next season.

Treble is done already na formality remain. Make dem start to send all those trophies to Etihad.

Pep the greatest, my whole squad baddest. Hatrick consecutive EPL

PS: Tuchel just bottled the German Bundesliga Trophy.

What a rollercoaster season. I remember telling those Arsenal minions say their highest achievement this na top4

Y'all will never forget this moniker. I'm the King of Banter on this section. To yall Pendu fans , I'm still y'all greatest nightmare.

Say my name Almiron!!!!!
Your Era go soon end....😬

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On May 20, 2023
Nothing wey Tuku no fit destroy 🤣🤣🙄🙄

Once Dortmund wins tomorrow now... League is over
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On May 20, 2023
Just because of corruption world cup, Google AI predicted trash.... angry

Only missing name is Ronaldo Delima sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On May 20, 2023
CrystalTiger:
Mbappe dey on like €900k per week, we fit pay am?
Man utd should be able if they need to challenge for good titles and not looking over the shoulder for top 4...

Mbappe is a winner...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On May 20, 2023
Leyqute:
ETH said he came back to the pitch after heading down the tunnel.

Something reset him brain inside locker room 😀
Maybe he go toilet grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2023
Trevor012:
Fraudnandes is one of the reasons you keep getting dominated away from home and can't keep possession when pressed. He is brainless and useless. Technical ability Zero, Speed zero, Dribbling ability zero, close control zero. Apart from spamming balls into space for Rashford to run into and moaning like a deranged animal he offers nothing.
Lol... Bro... Even me ask, wetin Bruno do you 🤣🤣🤣... I know he moans too much, but he has qualities..... He's trying for Man utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On May 20, 2023
If Chelsea lose tomorrow now, them go play their life against us... And that Fulham of a team ehn...

Well we need a draw, time to back Mourinho bus in the last two matches.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On May 20, 2023
Some uefalona fans just dey view this thread, hoping make Liverpool win their match....🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On May 20, 2023
But why Martial dey vex say dem substitute am🤣🤣🤣... He just went down the tunnel.... 😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On May 20, 2023
odizeey:
Liverpool don score
Choi... We need draw or winning to quality sha?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2023
UCL football assured.

Now let's prepare for FA cup... Man shitty must never win the treble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On May 20, 2023
prinsam30:
what a load of shit, even with an empty net he can't just score and save his miserable life, is ghost really a striker
Lol...😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On May 20, 2023
2nd half sickness
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 3:42pm On May 20, 2023
Angelfrost:
Of course I do... He remains my 3rd best coach in EPL this season! Right behind Unai Emery and Pep Guardiola!

My list below:

Unai Emery
Pep Guardiola
Erik Ten Hag
Roberto De Zerbi
Eddie Howe



If you guys don't need him, please send him over to Elland Road... Once we survive the drop, his expertise will come handy to keep us permanently in the top 10! cool
And you want his team to play Europa, so that he can be mocked, right? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 3:29pm On May 20, 2023
Angelfrost:
Nice games from both Anfield and Vitality stadiums...!

Top 4 is gonna be interesting... Liverpool can still take that final UCL spot!

Man City
Arsenal
Newcastle
Liverpool
I thought you loved TenHag? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 3:29pm On May 20, 2023
Liverpool losing ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On May 20, 2023
Add more goals for confidence.

Don't carry 1-0 to 2nd half please ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On May 20, 2023
Conte was right about Tottenham
Science/Technology › Re: Jeff Bezos' $500 Million Yacht Has A Sculpture Of His Girlfriend Lauren Sanchez by Jokerman(m): 2:13pm On May 20, 2023
Girlfriend or Goddess?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On May 20, 2023
🚨| BREAKING: Marcus Rashford is NOT in the #mufc squad today. [@TyMarshall_MEN]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On May 20, 2023
🚨| BREAKING: Marcus Rashford is NOT in the #mufc squad today. [@TyMarshall_MEN]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:46pm On May 20, 2023
🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag on disappointing away results: "There are a few reasons. For example, I think we need to be better with the ball starting from behind." #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:45pm On May 20, 2023
🚨 Ten Hag: "I think he [Sancho] is improving. If you look at his performances, he had good performances against Wolves, against Spurs. He's doing well. He has to keep improving." #MUFC 🔴

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