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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:57am On May 24, 2023
CrystalTiger:
Person wey dey find way to drag ETH...He's already brought the agenda of "unless he can't handle big name players" to subtly bring in CR7..

Of all players in the world right now, na Neymar him dey suggest..
I'm not dragging our coach o🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On May 24, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: #mufc are launching a £55m swoop for Mason Mount. He is a primary target for Erik ten Hag heading into the summer, who wants a deal wrapped up quickly. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]
🤣😬😬😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On May 24, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: #mufc are launching a £55m swoop for Mason Mount. He is a primary target for Erik ten Hag heading into the summer, who wants a deal wrapped up quickly. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:16am On May 24, 2023
Leyqute:
We're talking about Neymar's attitude and laziness, you're talking about his quality.

How will his quality show if he doesn't give a rats ass about the club and plays like that? Don't be a joke, man.
Don't use past to judge present bro. Neymar's attitude might change at Man Utd... The coach will handle him. Except the coach cannot manage a superstar like Neymar.

Neymar will respect the Man utd shirt and club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:40am On May 24, 2023
Barca fans: We're going to break Chelsea's record of 15 league goals conceded in a season.

Christensen: grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On May 23, 2023
odizeey:
Someone that is old already, used, and even looks like he's tired of football.

This is the mentality that keeps us where we are. When last did that Neymar play football?
Which Mentality??

We need quality in our team jae
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On May 23, 2023
Leyqute:
Neymar is a quality player. But quality without work and the right attitude is worse than mediocrity. We are yet to move Martial on, let’s not get Martial Pro Max on steroids.
Oga, Martial is not in the class of Neymar...

Neymar will actually make our players up their games, or maybe moan as usual with their average performances
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On May 23, 2023
Trevor012:
Erik 7 hag was one point behind City in January now United are a whopping 19points behind them. Some of you will still open mouth to call Arsenal bottlers. Look at this one doing permutations 😂😂
😂...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On May 23, 2023
Leyqute:
Other sources have debunked the rumor.

God forbid bad thing.
Why not Neymar?? Are we not tired of mediocrity?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On May 23, 2023
CrystalTiger:
Is it that WhoGhost is trying to talk himself into a contract here or ETH is giving him serious assurances?..

Na ManUtd summer sha, make we dey see cos normally we dey sign everyone..
When ETH is not mad to give Ghost contract angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On May 23, 2023
🚨🚨🎙️| Wout Weghorst on the Neymar rumours: "[smiles] I don't know if it's true but I think me and him would be an exciting duo for #mufc fans."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On May 23, 2023
AdisaOwala:
If na play make them stop am o angry
Why don't you want Neymar?? Which of your current players better pass Neymar?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:14pm On May 22, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| BREAKING: Active negotiations are being taken place between #mufc and PSG for Neymar. [@lequipe]
Politics › Re: Segun Showunmi Asks Why Dangote Refinery Is Not Sited In Ogun State by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On May 22, 2023
Afamed:
Is Akwa Ibom SE?

No Business man will build a project of such magnitude in SE especially when UGM have taken over
Rightly said.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N150k Job In Victoria Island And N70k Job At Berger by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On May 22, 2023
davit:
1bed, he will have to go as far as Lakowe.

1 bed in my area here at Lekki 2 is around 1.2m
Lol....in flooded Lekki... grin
Education › Re: 11,350 Teachers Write Professional Exams As Lagos Leads by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On May 22, 2023
oluseyiforjesus:
In Nigeria private school teacher trek while government school teacher use Lexus Jeep
Which govt school teacher use Jeep?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On May 21, 2023
Chelsea needs a striker
Travel › Re: UK Set To Ban Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Their Families Over by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On May 21, 2023
LeoDeKing:
I saw this coming.

When UK warned its citizens to avoid visiting some places, I knew they will soon restrict the number of influx into their country under some guises. Some of the so called students are not even studying for anything in reality, but attending classes so they can move their entire household to the country.

I think Lagos state needs to enact laws to restrict flow into the state. Lagos social infrastructure are being overstretched by visitors and these visitors also have fed allocations to their states. angry
It can't work in Lagos. Lagos is a state in Nigeria. All states are accessible by any/all Nigerians
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On May 21, 2023
lordfalcao:
they should make werghost no 1 target. Since na vlahovic Dy want
No serious top team will loan or even buy Weghorst grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On May 21, 2023
odizeey:
Al Nassr wey no dey top table. Ronaldo won run 🤣
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On May 21, 2023
odizeey:
Oluwa o. We for dey look up to fans in England to frustrate glazers. But those akpamus go still go buy jersey and season ticket.
Lol... Me I dey Al Nassr for now though 😂😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On May 21, 2023
odizeey:
They are on seven now. We have 13. EPL o.

Dey play.
Although I know if Pep continues in EPL , he will keep winning the league... And as Ronaldo said, the standards at Man utd had fallen, proven to be true.... But I know Pep won't stay more than 2/3 years at most especially if he wins the UCL.... Except we get a coach like Luis Enrique and Klopp wakes up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2023
NEW: Sheikh Jassim will consider buying West Ham if his bid for #mufc falls through. [El Pais]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:51pm On May 21, 2023
odizeey:
At this rate, city go match our EPL titles in 10 years.

Make them dey look dey go.
Lol... Not possible 😂😂😂
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens After Rapture: The Great Tribulation by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On May 21, 2023
OkCornel:
Anybody that understands English should explain how the 7 trumpets in the book of Revelation are trumpets after the 👉LAST👈 trumpet.


Una never wan wake up from this stupid pretribulation rapture doctrine abi?
😂.

They refuse to read.

They even now call Jesus himself a liar, by keep proclaiming pre-trib rapture
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On May 21, 2023
Chelsea have made Dusan Vlahovic their No. 1 target for the summer and have made an €80 million offer for the striker, sources have told
@LaurensJulien
💰
Politics › Re: $800million Loan: Some People Use ‘grammar To Confuse’ Buhari In Order To Steal- by Jokerman(op): 12:09pm On May 21, 2023
Lol... APC senator against APC president 😬
Christianity Etc › Re: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On May 21, 2023
masseratti:
if God wanted you to wear clothes and not be naked like animals, he would have provided you with furs in your skins or shoes on your leg.. You guys are just too funny.
God actually made clothes for humans after the fall of man
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Hellfire Enough Deterrent For Sin? by Jokerman(m): 10:56am On May 21, 2023
Ola4lead:
Now tell me who will punish the sinner and how the hell is related to the devil ?
Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

The Devil will be tormented in Hell 🔥 itself.. bring in hell fire is punishment for those that will be cast there...

Revelation 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens After Rapture: The Great Tribulation by Jokerman(m): 10:41am On May 21, 2023
This is wrong doctrine.

Great Tribulation by the Antichrist comes before The Rapture if the saints.

After Rapture cones the great wrath of God (the bowls of judgement), then the battle of Armageddon, and then the millennial reign of Christ, after that the final Gog and Magog war
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Hellfire Enough Deterrent For Sin? by Jokerman(m): 10:34am On May 21, 2023
Ola4lead:
How will God put devil to oversee hell when devil himself is a sinner

How will one sinner be punishing another sinner ? Please explain cos the story never clear

Cos that is all we call injustice
Where is it written that Devil will be punishing sinners, in the Bible?

Stop reading fake stories
Christianity Etc › Re: Sexual Immorality Is Forbidden I by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On May 21, 2023
What about MouthAction?

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