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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Cannot Take Up That Job, N150,000 Monthly Salary Is Too Small! by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Jan 15, 2023
LUAN1:
thanks bro. If your company the service of a mechanical engineer you connect me, I have HVAC skill, quality control skill on road construction, ie insititute density test, deflection test.
Wow this is great bro... All these skills.

Nigeria destroys the engineering career...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Cannot Take Up That Job, N150,000 Monthly Salary Is Too Small! by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Jan 15, 2023
Sisib15:
I love reading your posts. It motivates me to do better. I studied English Education. I have two years experience in sales, and business operations. Currently doing my NYSC. I will be through in March. Please i need a job
If you are good at Phonetics/Phonics... why not offer your services to schools around, as a part time job...??

Your teaching will be 1-day per school in a week... depending on how big the school is, you can charge 50-100k per term.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Cannot Take Up That Job, N150,000 Monthly Salary Is Too Small! by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Jan 15, 2023
LUAN1:
same mentality am having, am always looking for engineering work. This is my 5yrs at home
Bro... try applying for Facility officer job.

You can also be a Realtor for now, and be using that opportunity to seem engineer jobs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Jan 15, 2023
CrystalTiger:
People wey for collect that 9 from Martial..

Nonsense
Lol... if him collect am, them fit say na wetin make Martial lose form grin

Agenda too much these days
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Cannot Take Up That Job, N150,000 Monthly Salary Is Too Small! by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Jan 15, 2023
freddie009:
I had the same thought, I was like it had to be an engineering job or nothing. My friends were angry at me, when they give me a job link I would ask if is an engineering job. I didn't go for the concluding stage of UBA interview because I wanted to complete my master probably it will give me a better chance of landing a job in the oil and gas sector, 11 years after graduation. Las las nah teaching I end up.
Don't give up bro.... since you have a master... you can start applying as a facility manager or officer, if you are still interested in Engineering though...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 15th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On Jan 15, 2023
Arsenal to win today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Jan 15, 2023
| JUST IN: Wout Weghorst will wear the number 27. [@robert_claus]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:46pm On Jan 15, 2023
#mufc will not sign more players in January, unless Aaron Wan-Bissaka leaves, where they will look to sign a new backup right-back. [
@FabrizioRomano]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:26pm On Jan 15, 2023
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:50pm On Jan 15, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
U wey dey troll Barca/Messi...

Manure don rob City yesterday...una dey happy.
Na Barcelona remain for us....
Health › Re: Are Energy Drinks Really That Bad? by Jokerman(m): 2:44pm On Jan 15, 2023
Yes o.

Too much sugar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Jan 15, 2023
Havertz get the coach nudes grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Jan 15, 2023
andrewbaba44:
2 unproductive players ,make dem no go drag that team to relegation

They just need to keep aboubakar around so he will carry these 2 frauds
Lol... at least dem no go score 6 goals per season... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 1:32pm On Jan 15, 2023
Eden Hazard has held talks with Al Nassr head coach Rudi Garcia about joining Cristiano Ronaldo at the Saudi club. grin


Seems CR7 successor has given up already... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 1:30pm On Jan 15, 2023
Eden Hazard has held talks with Al Nassr head coach Rudi Garcia about joining Cristiano Ronaldo at the Saudi club. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Jan 15, 2023
This guy will go far grin... should be given the 7 shirt...

Following the real idol

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Jan 15, 2023
CrystalTiger:
E no get club wey we fit scam with Martial? Even championship or bundesliga, make him just dey go abeg...

Watching the first 45mins again, even Bruno was coming to do CF pressing for am..Even when fans were having a go at him, yet he didn't bulge..

Tufiakwa..
Maybe back to Sevilla for Martial... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Jan 15, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
were dey disguise. wen did u start supporting barca?
Lol... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Jan 15, 2023
In two seasons of Don ernesto we won 4 tittles ( 2 laliga, 1 copa, 1 super copa)

Tittles won by barca since he left
4 seasons 3 managers
1 tittle (1 Copa by koeman) grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Jan 15, 2023
Fun Fact: Ernesto Valverde only lost 7 league games in two and a half years at Barcelona embarassed

Yet Pessi sacked him angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:39am On Jan 15, 2023
Tumblr:
grin grin

Messi in PSG

52 G+A in 54 Apps

Excluding other important stats.
Lol... excellent stats for Pessi... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Go To The Market For Your Wife? - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye Asks Men by Jokerman(m): 10:24am On Jan 15, 2023
I do it all the time.

Sometimes I cook for both of us sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Jan 15, 2023
Tumblr:
Most Key passes? Most dribbles? Goals created?

Are we still talking about Pendu here? grin cheesy

The only thing Pendu was good at in Juve was scoring tap in, diving and scoring penalties to increase his goal tally. Even the real Penduist won’t believe this fake stats.

Or better still, drop the real figure and source, make we go confirm. cheesy grin
Bring our Pessi stats at PSG bro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 14th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On Jan 15, 2023
mayor1814:
if he wanted to leave, he can leave anytime. he didn't need to grant any interview before leaving.
Yes he bleeped up with the interview, but I will never still turn my back on the GOAT... moreover no present man utd player has the right to talk about Ronaldo until they win and play their all for the club like he did.

Although ETH is a great coach. Ronaldo leaving man utd was OK, he's to big to be put on the bench for clowns like Martial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:01am On Jan 15, 2023
Ronaldo for juventus during his 3 years with them
��:most goals
��:Most key passes
��:Most dribbles
��: Most goal created
��:Most shot created
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:00am On Jan 15, 2023
Cyberrex:
Guess what we won at that time, you're right league Cup and europa
Hopefully we can win a trophy this season too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Jan 15, 2023
Manchester United have won nine consecutive matches in all competitions, their longest run since a run of nine between December and January in 2016-17 under Jose Mourinho. #MUFC grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:04am On Jan 15, 2023
Devvy4:
Selling casemiro for 70m was a mistake, we should have sold him for at least 100m
Lol... grin

Man utd and Madrid are like brothers in business... so nothing spoil grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Significance Of Tithe In The Bible? by Jokerman(m): 6:59am On Jan 15, 2023
Giving is encouraged in the bible, especially giving to expand and bless the work of God.

Tithe is giving, and appreciating God for what he's doing in a person's life, finance, health etc

So it's recommended to tithe, and ignore the voices of the devil who discourage it
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Going To Church Guarantee Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On Jan 15, 2023
No.

It however increases one's chances
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:57am On Jan 15, 2023
cool

Bruno clarified things... snaky though... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 14th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 12:40am On Jan 15, 2023
mayor1814:
Then tell ur tapnaldo to stop blaming coach. Tell him to stop disrespecting Erik ten Hag in an interview. Tapnaldo brought all dis unnecessary dramas on his head by himself. If he Sidon jeje nobody go drag am.
He said he wanted to leave; that's the only way he could...

Is Ronaldo still disrespecting Man utd coach?

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