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Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Aug 28, 2022
azpekuliar:
You are a phoool!

My best friend dislikes football. He does not watch it. He would flunk the question too. Guess what he loves doing most? Riding motorcyles. We are both avid bikers and we do long distances trips every now and then. Try am if e easy.

He is more macho than you will ever be.

Fuuuuuuuu!
Hope no be Papito grin
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Aug 28, 2022
Emac34:
And you think you’re doing better than anyone who watches football?? grin grin
Very funny guy cheesy
Don't mind the clown... as if he has more money or fame than athletes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Aug 28, 2022
JayKayMaybachz:
Osimhen might happen if Ronaldo moves to Napoli. They're considering it. Utd are suggesting a loan deal from both ends.

Then to buy after for €100 million for Osimhen

Utd will cover Ronaldo's 70% wage.

While Utd will cover Osimehn's.
I wish this happens... Naooli becomes my 2nd club immediately after Man UTD grin
Celebrities › Here Are The Top 10 Highest-rated Films From The Turn Of The Century by Jokerman(op): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2022
Heath Ledger made the dark Knight movie.

My monicker is a respect to him.

Did your favourite make the list

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On Aug 28, 2022
Heath Ledger made this movie (the dark Knight)

RIP his soul... the best joker ever.. my monicker is a resoect to him

Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Answer Prayers Of The MIND? by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Aug 28, 2022
Yes he does. Actually God looks into the heart more than physical appearance
Christianity Etc › Re: TINUBU Islamization Of Lagos State by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Aug 28, 2022
This is true.

There's someone I know in Kosofoe, the man had to convert to Islam before he became an ordinary vice chancellor of a ward, under APC during Fahsola, but under sanwo Olu, things have been different a but..

However I'm voting Peter Obi as president and Sanwo Olu as governor
Politics › Re: We Don't Want President That Will Be Carried In Wheelchair - Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 10:56am On Aug 28, 2022
Remember he did not mention anybody name.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Adam Really The First Human God Created by Jokerman(m): 10:51am On Aug 28, 2022
Solofresh2:
You think? Lol
Stop deceiving yourself
Adam is not the first person God created just like the Bible stated.
The person that published the Bible is of the Adam race and wasn't aware of other humans on this Earth only to keep lying on incest trash.
So the word of God is a lie.

Jesus Christ coming to save mankind is a lie then?

My brother get the book of Enoch to learn more.

Even science is alluding to the fact about Adam and Eve.
Christianity Etc › Re: Be Warned ! Life Does Not End Here! Heaven And Hell Are Real. by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Christians keep using the Bible to prove that heaven and hell exist forgetting that the Bible is only a claim.
It's like using Spiderman comic books to prove that Spiderman exists by quoting some pages in it,lol.
The Bible is not a claim... its the word of God written for generations to generations.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Adam Really The First Human God Created by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Aug 28, 2022
Solofresh2:
Okay Cain married his sister and they gave birth right?
The child they gave birth to, how did he give birth to his own child?
I think they were marrying each other especially the pre antidulivan generation.

It was when the israelites came out of Egypt, I think that's when God outlawed incest.

Let's remember cain and co lived for 100 of years.... you know Adam had other children too
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Adam Really The First Human God Created by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Aug 28, 2022
Solofresh2:
The Bible does not regard the female yet it made mention of Eve abi.
And by the way,if Cain impregnated his so called sister, then how did their child multiply?
Through same incest abi
Cain married his sister.

The only females mentioned in the Bible did something of note.

Eve
Naamah
Rebecca
Leah
Deborah
Mary
Mary Magdalena
Esther.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
The Bible is a claim not a proof,so if I want to prove that Spiderman is real I will start quoting his movie?

Is that not stupidity+madness?lol
Show me any claim any proof or writing that you've created something... at least for God, other than the Bible, there are countless artifacts....
Christianity Etc › Re: US Religious Freedom Group Honours Deborah Samuel by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On Aug 28, 2022
God bless the USA
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Oga prove to me that God created human and stop beating around.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.


Oya, show me what you've created.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 8:15am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Prove to me that God created anything.
Man is already more powerful than any god. All gods were created by men and they will continue to exist in the minds of people.

I can do million of things your God can't do,lol.
How can a creation be more powerful than the Creator?

Don't allow devil deceive you with lies
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Aug 28, 2022
TenQ:
You reek of hurt, pain and dejection!

Go seek healing!
Abi na hungry dey catch am grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Aug 28, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
but not your god, he can't do shit! it's people like you that claim he did this and that. when we ask how you know you start running around in circles
Your whole being reports to God... even your spirit man always tell you this....
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 7:52am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
At least I can type and move around,and there's much proof of what I can do .
Now tell me what your God can do for himself,by himself?
Typing, moving around is nothing powerful Sir.... Every one does it.... what have you created from the scratch, at least God created Humanity ..... what about you?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 7:51am On Aug 28, 2022
Porn is terrible mhen.... it has even been made worse now with all these cosmetic ladies on Instagram, Facebook, twitter and tiktok reels... you don't need to visit a porn website again...

The fight for the human soul is aggravated already... we can only defeat by pleading the blood of Jesus on our mind and soul almost everyday.

Thank God for you victory bro and it shall relax permanent, and hopefully every person battling this and other addiction will be conquerors soon..
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
I'm powerful than your useless God na or you haven't realized that?
God owe me an apology,lol.
Can you create anything from nothing?? If you can, tell us what you've created, and I will know you are powerful...
Politics › Re: Wike To Lamido: Only In Nigeria Person With Primary School Cert Can Be Minister by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On Aug 27, 2022
So terrible... no wonder we have failures at every level of governance
Travel › Re: Untold Truth About Why Immigrants Are Leaving Canada by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On Aug 27, 2022
Beremx:
That won’t stop me from relocating to Canada my dream country. All I need now is sponsorship to move.

Nonsense Nigeria
After Voting and campaigning for Buhari.... better wait and vote for Peter
Foreign Affairs › Re: Is God Punishing The United States Of America? by Jokerman(m): 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2022
internationalman:
God is punishing them while he keeps blessing Nigeria
I dey tells you...

People that can remove the speck of dust in a neighbor eyes, but can't remove the log of wood on theirs....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Is God Punishing The United States Of America? by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On Aug 27, 2022
Another trashy topic full of everyday conspiracy theory.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Bournemouth (9 - 0) On 27th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Aug 27, 2022
Mhen this Liverpool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 2) On 27th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Aug 27, 2022
Patrick Viera get Pep phone number
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On Aug 27, 2022
Kingcalls:
So u call this game wey I use my korokoro eyes watch a good game wey man u play well... if u are not stupid , u should know that the defense have always been a problem... u dint mention that since maguire and shaw got benched, Manchester have only conceded a goal .... with this defense, last season... Manchester wud have made top 4
They know... they are trying to justify Pessi 6goqls ni.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Aug 27, 2022
seunak2016:
when Ronaldo retire, you what?
Im always a man utd fan... but Ronaldo is my number 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Aug 27, 2022
Aremwayne:
Messi doesn't tap in.
That's why he scored 6 goals last season?

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