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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (2 - 0) On 13th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Sep 13, 2022
Another woto woto flogging.... grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi cleared all gratuities owned. See throwback news!! by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Sep 13, 2022
Nobody actually believed Tinubites
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:52pm On Sep 13, 2022
Another loss for UEFALONA today as usual.... cheesy
Politics › Re: Lagos Is A Poor, Miserable & Dirty Place - Sowore Blasts Tinubu (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On Sep 13, 2022
It's shameful honestly
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Releases His Full Profile As More Nigerians Prevail On Him To Do So by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Sep 12, 2022
Chei.... see profile ..... grin

Although as a Tinubu supporter, asusual, let me go tribalistic to shift goal post.... grin
Phones › Re: Woman Dies After Her Phone Exploded While She Was Sleeping (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Sep 12, 2022
O boy... I dey with my Samusong jejely grin
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 5:19pm On Sep 12, 2022
Yorubas are NOT bigot, Tinubu & his minions are the bigot.

The earlier everyone started understanding that Tinubu's ambition is a personal ambition and not Yoruba's mandate the better for us all
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 3:21pm On Sep 12, 2022
OkCornel:
On a side note, It’ll be nice to have threads on various eschatology topics.

To discuss the scriptures and interpretation. To discuss, not argue.

Jokerman, Ken4Christ, MaxinDHouse, SeraphEl.

Are you interested?
Yep
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 11:56pm On Sep 11, 2022
Top Gun Maverick.

9.5/10

I always love Jon Hamm's acting
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Blows Up Eastern Ukraine Power Grid, most of Ukraine In Darkness by Jokerman(m): 10:02pm On Sep 11, 2022
Many people supporting Russia now won't see the evil in their acts
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 9:56pm On Sep 11, 2022
Lol... just overlook the tribal tantrums, and you've defeated them
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Sep 11, 2022
aujile:
The rapture is the last sign that will happen before His second coming (the first time He came was to die for man)
Those raptured will come back with Him during the second coming to judge the world after seven years of the reign of anti-christ. Before that coming, other christians that maintained their grounds (not giving up their faith) will be rapture. That's what the other person quoted (the person that referred to both of them as the same.

NOTE: nairaland is not where you will be taught the word of God. Educate your spirit by buying christian materials and listening to teachers of God's word.

RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN ANY TIME
So what can you make of Jesus teachings?

Matthew 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Matthew 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

1. What tribulation is Christ talking about?

2. What is the sign of the Son of Man in heaven?

3. What trumpet will his angels sound?

4. What does that gathering of elect mean?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2022
franklytrue:
Do you understand that the Rapture is different from the second coming of Christ? The whole world will come to know the Rapture has happened when it does. It will not be a secret to them. More terrible events begin to unfold.

The Rapture is the snatching away of the saints into the air (2 Thess. 4:16-17) to the marriage supper of the Lamb. The marriage supper is not here on earth and it is not for the stipulated time of 1000 years. The Rapture is still during the tribulation. This also is shown in Rev. 14:13-16: one like unto the Son of man sat upon the cloud with a sharp sickle in his hand and he reaped [snatched up/raptured] the harvest (the matured/ready saints). Note saints in the bible are sometimes referred to as branches, trees, vine, etc. The ones who were not reaped were those left behind in the great tribulation to endure the wrath of God (vs 17-20)

The second coming of Christ is to the earth to reign a thousand years with the beheaded faithfuls. Satan is bound during that time but will be loosed out of his prison a little while and he gathers his army to fight against Christ and His saints but they are devoured and destroyed by fire (Rev. 19:11-21, ch 20:4-10).

The Rapture is a gathering of the Saints, the Bride, in the air in the middle of the tribulation to the marriage supper of the Lamb (John 14:1-3, Rev. 19:5-9), while the second coming of Christ is to the earth to reign for a 1000 years first after the great tribulation and the cleansing wrath of God of wickedness and the wicked in the earth which is during the second half of this seven years of tribulation and these are before the new heaven and the new earth of righteousness that will last forever (2 Pet. 3:1-14, Rev. 21:1-7).
So what can you make of Jesus teachings?

Matthew 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Matthew 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.


1. What tribulation is Christ talking about?

2. What is the sign of the Son of Man in heaven?

3. What trumpet will his angels sound?

4. What does that gathering of elect mean?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 9:39pm On Sep 11, 2022
John Darby really messed up the mind of people making them believe in a pre tribulation rapture.

The marriage supper of the Lamb comes up after God's destruction of Babylon thr Great and immediately before the defeat of the antichrist at Armageddon. Rev 19.

Who are those that will partake in the marriage supper?
Revelation 19:7 Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
19:8 And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.
19:9 And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

Revelation 20:4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
20:5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

Remember rapture is also the resurrection of the dead in Christ
Politics › Re: When Will Adamu Sanction Tinubu? by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2022
ATLIEN2027:
Sanction the next president of the federal Republic of Nigeria?
You'll wait tire.

Bola Hamed Tinubu is the next president of the federal Republic of Nigeria.
Olorún májé... anybody that will cause problem to Christians, will not be president
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 5:36pm On Sep 11, 2022
lhordspy:
But LP didnt bleeped up by choosing a terrorist Biafran as a candidate abi??

People who called Nigeria a zoo and wish the president Dead.



I was wrong initially. Seems no be only your head dey pain you, you no even get the head to think self
So Peter Obi is Ipob or what?

Can you point to link where he made such declaration?

As far as I know, Peter was in APGA, then to PDP and to Labour Party, so how was he a biafra terrorist?

Did you see him supporting Kanu?

As far as I know, Peter Obi is a Nigeria... and owùn lo kán, not Tinubu drug man
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 5:34pm On Sep 11, 2022
Superwave16320:
Tell that to the dogs in Alaigbo
When Awolowo chose christian Christian candidate what was your Igbo excuse for stoning him. With all the foolish MKO garner across Nigeria why is it that it is only Igbos that did not support him wholeheartedly.

Any Yoruba waiting for igbos support is either deluded n foolishness.
Lol.... omo opé... so every Christian is now an igbo?

Awon eyan Tinubu o kíń ronu of cos....
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 5:26pm On Sep 11, 2022
lhordspy:
Peter obi candidacy is not tribal thing, but Tinubu candidacy shall be judge on religious thing.??


Your head is paining you sir.
Ogbeni, baba bleeped up badly by choosing an extremist Muslim as shettima....
Politics › Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 5:22pm On Sep 11, 2022
We have told you times without number to ignore these agents on social media using tribal tantrums to rile people up.

Yes, they will say hateful things. They will link any wrongdoing to tribe and say a lot on social media to deceive many still in the valley of decision.

Peter Obi candidacy is not a tribal thing, it's a Nigerian thing. Peter Obi presidency right now will put an end to many abnormalities.

Therefore, ignore the hurtful tribal emotional blackmails, and explain to people why Peter Obi is needed. The more you engage tribalism (the only weapon they have now), the more you sway people away from the truth. This is a word war.

I'm voting Peter Obi for Nigeria, not for tribal superiority, although one of my decision too is the Muslim Muslim ticket
Politics › Re: The Igbo Solution To Tribal Hate by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2022
It's only the Tinubu clowns that are using the tribal tantrums to make you think there's hate anywhere....

Ignore the Tinubu agents on social media, we have told you times without number... they will keep going tribal, and the uninformed will keep falling for it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Will Not Return Until These Things Happen by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Sep 11, 2022
SeriouslySense:
Sure, but what use, is all these revelation, if people are not warned, i could not be silent, while i believe its close, to be silent, would mean there may be less people in heaven, my goal is to get people to believe and more people in heaven.

Having different views on the timing is not a salvation issue perhaps, is just people with different sense of timing or maybe urgency.

I know my body and heart, i cannot save myself, i don't know if i can endure so much pain and horror in the tribulation therefore its better to expect Jesus sooner.

The goal is to get peoples attention, about the need to be saved sooner than later.
Lol.... what do you think the apostles and early Christians passed through?

The end of all is the glorious crown that awaits...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stone Of Destiny To Be Transported For Coronation Of King Charles III (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Sep 11, 2022
Isn't thus the Stone King Arthur drew out his sword from folklore?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Will Not Return Until These Things Happen by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Sep 11, 2022
Yes I support these
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 10:21am On Sep 11, 2022
derecho:
The Rapture and Christ Second Coming are two different things.Personal beliefs is immaterial
Study your Bible to understand yourself.

The important thing is be prepared to meet God.
Sorry to disappointed you, Rapture happens at the second coming of Christ.

There's no special or secret rapture. Even Jesus warned against secrecy of his coming...
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 10:19am On Sep 11, 2022
Tomgerald:
Just like a brother has said earlier, the coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Rapture are two different events!
1. First of all, rapture will take place for the Christians who have cleanse themselves from all filthiness while
2. Jesus will come again after rapture and the millennium reign (which is the reign of Satan and his followers), those who repented and change their ways will be taking to heaven by Jesus himself.
Thank you and happy Sunday.
My brother, St Paul said, Jesus will be the one to herald the rapture, isn't it?

From your post, it means Jesus will come back twice?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On Sep 11, 2022
OkCornel:
The second coming of Christ is the same thing as the rapture.

This would happen after the great tribulation.

The “rapture” is the gathering of the elect.

Matthew 24 v 29-31;

29 “Immediately after the distress of those days

“‘the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light;
the stars will fall from the sky,
and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’

30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.

31 And he will send his ang[b]els with a loud trumpet call[/b], and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
Yes bro... let's keep educating them...
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Or The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Sep 11, 2022
There's no secret rapture.

At the second coming, the rapture occurs.

The antichrist comes first. Believers world wide will face him.

Pre-Trib rapture is false and demonic
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Bible Say About Makeup And The Use Of Jewelry by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On Sep 11, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
This is a prank (joke) right! cheesy
It's not a joke neither is it a prank grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Bible Say About Makeup And The Use Of Jewelry by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Sep 11, 2022
When a woman is spoiled, she goes into make up, jewellery and their ilk. Jeremiah 4:30.

Also , make up was taught to humans by the fallen angels e.g samael, Azazel etc.

Presently, there's a spiritual underwater factory perpetrated by marine defeated powers e.g sirens, medussa etc, producing these items in manifold proportions.

Children of God would do well to avoid the usage of these items.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Sep 10, 2022
ThierryJay:
Facing one of our chief bogey teams today. I can't seem to understand how a team like Cadiz has proven to be a constant thorn in Barca's flesh. They were the first to halt the title push momentum that we had built in the final stretch of the 20/21 season. Barca's form dipped irrecoverably from that point.

That has to end this afternoon. Saboteurs like Lenglet that enabled them have left. I hope they get the Real Sociedad treatment!
So Cadiz was beating Barcelona even when eibarman was around.... grin
Education › Re: Scarcity Of Teachers In Private Schools: What Is The Cause and the Way Forward? by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On Sep 10, 2022
Doyou2019:
One time we had a discourse on here about private schools not paying their teachers during the holidays, and these wicked slavers and ex - school owners came all out to justify it on the basis of low school fees.
O even during the lockdown, they (Jokerman and others) also told us on here, "Teachers should not expect to be paid when they're not at work* grin
On this very platform we told them about the danger of this highanded approach to staff welfare in the future, as teachers will one day see the light and leave for good..

I wonder who's laughing now.
Guy, you have changed your moniker again grin
Sports › Re: Players Lionel Messi Has Assisted by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Sep 09, 2022
Yet Pessi fans will always blame Higuain.... angry

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