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Sports › Re: Chelsea Sack Thomas Tuchel by Jokerman(m): 1:32pm On Sep 07, 2022
Stupid Man.

Boehly asked you to buy Ronaldo, you dey listen to a clown like Ragnick... see your end now... ode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Sep 07, 2022
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Imagine haaland winning d ucl topscorer & epl topscorer in his first season in england?



E go pain dis epl fanboys die...can't wait!
Nothing New. He's not the first to do it....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Sep 06, 2022
As usual ghostessi don play rubbish, and dem comot am for important match...

On Saturday now Against metz, Pessi will rise cheesy cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 1) On 6th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Sep 06, 2022
Beverlyjean:
Ur stupidity is unmatched...u think and talk like an illiterate
Bro,next time skip such posts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Sep 06, 2022
God bless Madrid oooooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 1) On 6th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Sep 06, 2022
As usual ghostessi don play rubbish, and dem comot am for important match...

On Saturday now Against metz, Pessi will rise cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 1) On 6th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Sep 06, 2022
Juvenloss no buy players, then dey use Old clowns
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 4) On 6th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On Sep 06, 2022
Thank God for Madrid sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 1) On 6th September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2022
Another loss for Pessi.... grin
Education › Re: ASUU Rejects 35% Salary Increase For Professors; Wants 100% by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Sep 06, 2022
I support ASUU.

Failures like Oluomo go dey buy jeep, cars etc, while Profs will be begging for rides.

It ends once and for all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On Sep 06, 2022
Lol... Chelshit cheesy

Keep listening to rangnick o, Mr tuchel
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah's Ark: Man's Greatest Invention Of All Time? (Photos and Video) by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Sep 04, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
[s]Obob so people still believe in a myth plagiarized from earlier Mesopotamian myths, an area where disastrous floods are common.

To recap:
A world-wide flood is impossible.
A wooden boat that big is impossible.
A six-hundred year old man and his kids building that boat is even more impossible.

A six-hundred year old man…impossible.
Getting all the millions of species (some that can't even move!) together in a boat is impossible.

All of them reintroducing their species from just two each is biologically impossible.
And, really, any of them surviving in a world where literally every ecosystem on the planet is now gone, literally washed away, is impossible.

Oh, and an Omniscient, Omnipotent god who decides to destroy all life on the planet, but then changes his mind…impossible.
Really, literally nothing about the story is possible, nor makes the slightest bit of sense.
A world-wide flood would have left plenty of sedimentary evidence. Geologists have being digging into the earth for more than two hundred years, yet have found no sign of a world-wide flood, ever, let alone in the professed time period. It's also a sure bet that geologists have specifically looked for evidence of possible world-wide floods.

A world-wide flood would have contaminated all open fresh water reserves, including all lakes and rivers. This would have killed off all freshwater fish, but the fossil record does not support this.
When an exhaustive search has been undertaken and found no evidence, the lack of evidence is evidence. As well, deductive reasoning and common sense should count as evidence. For example, it's known that two specimens alone cannot resurrect a species.

Of course, this is just the tip of the iceberg as far as evidence for why it's safe to conclude that Noah's Ark is no more than a silly myth,let it go.[/s]
See the trash you spewed
Sports › Re: Where Do You Prefer To Watch Football? by Jokerman(m): 9:44pm On Sep 04, 2022
Anywhere to destroy Pessi and uefalona fans
Politics › Re: Emergency Responders Recover Two Bodies At Lagos Building Collapse Site by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Sep 04, 2022
Lekki

Swampy area though... no wonder developers run from swamp especially for JV
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Has Modern America And Its Government Done For The World Except...? by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Sep 04, 2022
Honestly, the USA is God's own country
Celebrities › Re: Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan Survives Ghastly Car Crash (Photo & Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:19pm On Sep 03, 2022
God of Chosen thank you.

The enemies will never triumph over us.. Jesus Christ is our shield and buckler
Crime › Re: I Killed My Parents For Insulting Prophet Muhammad – Man In Police Cell Admits by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Sep 03, 2022
I used to think Arab moslems where mad and troublesome until they met Americans and Guantanamo bay grin
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2022
Trash... Aba can never change.... grin until Ochendo global is evicted grin

Show us...

Ekeapara
Okpo umuobo
Enyimba
Ayanholu
MCC Junction etc grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Sep 03, 2022
Mumu West ham
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Sep 03, 2022
Chelsea just dey play trash... hope dem no go soon sack this inferiority complex Man, the way them sack him adviser Rafiu Rangnick from Man utd grin...

Owner want something, you say no, like say you be Mou, Ancelloti or Pep grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2022
Chelsea no sabi ball play at all... maybe Aubamenyang will change their going forward
Christianity Etc › Re: Cain Married Abel's Sister by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Sep 03, 2022
Books oF Eden. grin
Politics › Re: FG Suspends Eastern Rail Project Over Insecurity, Vandalism by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Sep 03, 2022
Did terrorism stop development in the North?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:06am On Sep 03, 2022
Android22:
Error prone in what sense? No keeper dead or alive can use his legs better than Ederson.
Higuitahuh
Politics › Re: This Is Asiwaju Tinubu's Greatest Achievement In Lagos State by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Sep 03, 2022
lolu2019:
Oga,Lagos is not southeast where a Governor from Umauhia will tell u that he will not work on Ngwa roads because he is not from Ngwa.Lagos have a template.whoever is the governor follows the template.
Show us picture of Tinubu omo ira Kiran.... e ma ma bi eyan ninu angry
Politics › Re: This Is Asiwaju Tinubu's Greatest Achievement In Lagos State by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Sep 03, 2022
searchng4love:
Is that the new name..... Amaa fi track records baiye yin je ni
Aláríwó.... bring out pictures of Tinubu and stop typing trash.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46am On Sep 02, 2022
Jodera:
Lol .. see you on Sunday then.

Can you guys please don't start Casemiro and Ronaldo at least? embarassed
No.

Sancho Rasford Elanga should continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Sep 01, 2022
Renman:
Henry! Has ronaldo won world cup(the greatest trophy)?

Is ronaldo the greatest EPL prayer of all timehuh
Tell me what Henry won in EPL, that Ronaldo didn't, and I will tell you what Ronaldo won that Henry didn't, oga??

Everyone knows England are against Ronaldo, especially since 2004?

Lol, so Henry for Ronaldo grin grin grin

Henry = Nistelrooy<< R9....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Sep 01, 2022
neztar:
While messi is scoring and creating, ronaldo is chopping bench. What a life
When last did Pessi score, other than to beef Mbappe cool?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:06pm On Sep 01, 2022
All these to still end in europa grin

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