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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Sep 01, 2022
Snapchat:
Yes we will and I’m not being over confident. We’ll be playing to win on Sunday.

I actually want ETH to succeed in Manchester without Pendu but that'd be after Jesus and co have given it to his team wotopuriosly.

As an Arsenal fan, I actually do not believe we will win the league this season but we’ll do better than a lot of haters think.
List any of your assnal legend better or greater than Ronaldo, past, present and future
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On Sep 01, 2022
Angelfrost:
Flop like Sancho?!! Has Sancho flopped?!! Does every player hit the strides from day one?!!


Well, just pray this Arsenal bubble doesn't burst too soon! It won't be funny cos for starters, your team doesn't even have depth! grin
The assnal clown isn't talking about his own flops grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:20pm On Sep 01, 2022
LordAdam16:
He better not start. Rashford + Elanga must start.

The team won so there's nothing to change.

-Lord
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
kally90:
I heard that Ronaldo scored a penalty?
Pendu for a reason
Why are you not watching Juve again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Sep 01, 2022
Pessi fans watching Man UTD football now grin... dem no dey watch Juve again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2022
I'm not impressed with this match...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Sep 01, 2022
This Man get clause not to change Rushford or what, why sancho?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Sep 01, 2022
Snapchat:
-without Pendu
At least, e go score pass 6 goals a season wonder....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2022
Illimitable:
Jose Mourinho with another win.

Watford have terminated Danny Rose’s contract. In 2019, this dude walked into Jose’s office at Spurs to demand why he wasn’t playing regularly.

Danny Rose later threatened Jose that he would report Jose to Daniel Levy in the Spurs Amazon documentary.

“See where they play, when they play, if they play”.

https://twitter.com/dezfootie/status/1565319097574891521?s=21&t=w8-6pmR-yQZcPPJrbV28dg[/quote]Lol... Danny Rose na player??

All those overhyped English clowns
Politics › Re: Wike: Military Generals Threatened Me With CIA by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On Aug 31, 2022
Lol... CIA don't do such
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Aug 31, 2022
Just imagine Ronaldo in the Man City team, by now Pessians no go get mouth again because Mbappe no go gree Pessi grin...

Ferguson fatherly figure though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Nottingham Forest (6 - 0) On 31st August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Aug 31, 2022
Just imagine Ronaldo in the Man City team, by now Pessians no go get mouth again because Mbappe no go gree Pessi grin...

Ferguson fatherly figure though undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Nottingham Forest (6 - 0) On 31st August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2022
E good to get money, and know how to use it well[right][/right] grin

Moneyola though grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Nottingham Forest (6 - 0) On 31st August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Aug 31, 2022
Let no one slander Haaland o... the guy is a great scorer... even did it on the world stage with Norway.... everyone who watched his performances with under 23 Norway would attest....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Nottingham Forest (6 - 0) On 31st August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Aug 31, 2022
Anything that will make Fraudiola not to win UCL ehn..... grin
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Should Be Their Punishment ? (photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:07pm On Aug 31, 2022
Lolssss..... grin

Them go chop cane o... especially the one we dey cut money and the two wey dey play inside milk
Career › Re: Is Studying Engineering Now A Scam In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Aug 29, 2022
Study Engineering for the Love, not for the much pay, in a country like Nigeria

Bankers, Actors, Nurses and other gbefun professionals that don't know 2 +2 will earn more than you....

Take the Msc or PHD route outta the country...
Career › Re: Is Studying Engineering Now A Scam In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2022
GerogeI:
I am an Engineer.
The first thing you need to do is to make a distinction between Engineers and Technicians. Engineers are designers, solution crafters or inventors. Technicians on the other hand are the hands for the skill labour to execute and produce the Engineers designs or carry out maintenance works.

In Nigeria lay people call Technicians Engineers. Frankly, Engineers cannot do what technicians do, because they are specilized skills that require years of practice. Even though an Engineer can adapt to learn on the job easily.

Industrial outfits do not need a lot of Engineers to function. Rather they need a lot of blue colar workers or technicians, such as mechanics, machine operators, welders, fitters, undsea welders, foundary operators, etcs. A technician cannot do what an Engineer does.

What is it that Engineeers do? They design solutions in such a way as to meet all kinds of stringent requirements on the first try. That is without room for trial and error. A civil Engineers must design a bridge or building to fully function on completion, without room for re-building. This is what we call Reliability. So even in designing a maintenance program for a machine, and Engineer must achieve significant machine uptime regardless of the challenges.

There are very few Engineering Roles in Nigeria. While they are few, they are actually well paid, especially in the oil industry. They are also mostly maintenance or consulting roles, not design roles. A junior Engineer with a Nigerian Local company earns about N400k to N600K per month. Engineering Managers earn upwards of double these amounts.


Why are there few Engineering roles?
Nigeria has very little manufacturing and production outside the oil industry. A typical small scale factory does not need an Engineer to funtion. Rather they need Technicians.

Whay are there so many Engineers Teaching in schools?
1. Mass production of Engineers rather than Technicians by Nigeria's 6-3-3-4 system. Higher Colleges were neglected. This system is so ridiculous that it planned to produce technicians at Junior secondary level, with courses such as Introductory Technology which failed as we were too young to work or even understand. Meanwhile it created no room for Polytechnics and Colleges of Higher Education. So everybody that was technically inclined went to study Engineering at University, especially with initial demand for Engineers from the oil industry.

2. Poor quality, education and generationally poor quality lecturers. The first set of Nigerian Engineers were trained in other countries, but coming back without avenues to practuce or demonstrate technical concepts. Each new generation of Engineers are worse than their predecessor.

3. Cultisim in Universities. I am sure you've heard of Engine Boys. They are the cultist in schooĺ. Climbing in and out through windows during academic works. Being weaponized for campus politics. Eventually they graduate with unearned scores given by their fellow cultist lecturers. Some of them are the Engineers you see in your class rooms. They are unable to compete and win those few available Engineering Roles.

4. Nigerian Engineers are not designing and inventing to create new opportunities. The worlds richest man is making money from Engineering- Elon Musk. The previous one also made money from Software Engineering, before it became a Technicians Job for programmers ( mathematical typist). In each era, the Engineering that creates the products for future and advancement, earn the most reward. Nigerian Engineers are not producing anything new or old, hence are not earning significant rewards. They are also not solving our most pressing problems. Our mechanical Engineers are yet to design cars, truck, trains, airplanes to fast track our economy. Our civil engineers are yet to find ways to make our roads last for 100 years without erosion. Our Electrical Engineers cannot provide enough power to meet our common demands. Our Electronics Engineers are yet to build a radio, talkless of liquid crystal displays, smart traffic light, our local computer processor. Rather they are all trooping out to work as software technicians.

If you want study and succeed as an Engineer, you must desire to truly solve problems via technical designs, and also be dedicated to study and understand the difficult concepts that engineers before you surmounted.Your study should be as rigorous as that of Doctors for your to stand a chance of competing with well mentored Engineers from other parts of the world.
Which Local engineering company in Nigetia can pay junior engineer.... 400k... lol... el dorado grin
Sports › Re: Messi Struggles As Neymar Rescue Draw For PSG At Home To Monaco by Jokerman(m): 2:13pm On Aug 29, 2022
ThierryJay:
Which fake news? Oya take sources. And Napoli will only consider Ronaldo if they are able to sell off Osimhen who is valued at over 100million pounds.
So na Ronaldo news now... lol.... grin
Sports › Re: Messi Struggles As Neymar Rescue Draw For PSG At Home To Monaco by Jokerman(m): 10:28am On Aug 29, 2022
ThierryJay:
Tactical reasons. At least he had 87minutes unlike a finished old fraud that was introduced at the same 87minutes just to have some "here n1gga, damn let me rest" minutes.

Bro talk true, are you not even ashamed to be nitpicking on the GOAT with a 7.2 performance rating when your little asun is being heavily disgraced by himself and the team. I mean, your man cannot even make top 13 (not even top 11) in an average Man utd team, a man with zero goal contributions this season, Common!

And I hear Mendes has again hawked him to Chelsea yesterday and was soundly rejected for the second time. No shame at all. Yet you dey carry mouth still come near high performing GOAT. Jokerman please you need some time off to absorb the predicament of your fave's situation perhaps you could help him out with some career advice grin
Purveyors of fake news... grin

GOAT is going to NAPLES... tongue
Sports › Re: Messi Struggles As Neymar Rescue Draw For PSG At Home To Monaco by Jokerman(m): 10:11am On Aug 29, 2022
If Pessi was playing well, why was he subbed off? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Aug 28, 2022
Old man Pessi no see goal today... maybe next match against metz... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:46pm On Aug 28, 2022
hensben:
Same thing he was doing at Real Madrid, he will put the ball wide
for either Benzema or Bale and then run to the middle to wait return. It is a selfish play.
Yet he was Madrid all time assist maker before he left. This he achieved without set pieces or indirect freekick assists.

Keep hating
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Punishing The United States Of America? by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On Aug 28, 2022
Another daily trashy news
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Aug 28, 2022
AstraDroid:
Elon is my boy
Lol.... omo naija...[left][/left]
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:21pm On Aug 28, 2022
luminouz:
And Elon musk is who, your God? Or the creator of the universe? grin

You see how illogical you football freaks are?

I was right about you freaks grin
Lol.... grin

Shows that watching football as a Man, doesn't stop other endeavours, and seeing that Musk is a pinnacle, both in knowledge and wealth, so it's only fair I use him as an example to mitigate lies... grin
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2022
Probz:
Agreed. I’m a reds-fan (within the perimeters of the decidedly-vague interest I have in the game in the first instance) as well but I’d rather obsess over things that actually matter to me on a more personal level (or at least make my bank-balance fatter) if I want/ed to push whatever interests of mine dey to such extreme limits.

Some of the boringly-unhealthy uber football-enthusiasts who vilify guys who just aren’t about the footie game are tiny from head to dick to toe (which is even whatever) and just all-round beardless tenors at their physiologically-gruffest. A 6”6 (or at least solid 5”10) man with beautifully-well-rounded, lush facial hair and a proper bass voice who has no time for 90 minutes of pig-skin-kicking is no-less ‘masculine’ or likely to be gay than his wimpy-but-coincidentally-football-obsessed counterpart. Just like women who choose not to marry or have kids are no less beautiful for their propose and deserving of regard as an adult woman than the ones who do choose that conventional familial path. Linking that point to the thread-title women football-enthusiasts are an admirable force to be reckoned with because they truly-know their stuff but without obnoxiously-imposing or honing in too much on footie alone but the average male on account of that very-intrinsically lower level of emotional intelligence oversteps serious boundaries when it comes to other people’s interests, by way of assuming that they’ve gotta be fellow football-freaks to be in possession of a functional dick. Why would any of that nonsense matter to you if you ain’t trying to suck them? What good has ever come from speculating about the sexuality of people you’re not claiming/even-supposed to be attracted to?
Oloyinbo ofo grin

Even Elon Musk dey watch ball grin
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2022
Cti28:
Even some who watch football, can't answer that question. Some who don't watch will answer the question correctly.

The point is just not-watching or watching, but exposure has a big role to play.

I rarely watch football, but I am almost abreast about happenings in football and other sports

Note: Not everyone knows what continent means.
Thank you. That's how it should be.
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Aug 28, 2022
luminouz:
I don't like watching football. The so-called joy you lots derived from yelling like banshees, screaming and screeching like crickets and in many instances, killing one another over baseless and useless arguments...make me detest football and y'all mentalities.

You scorned that dude for not knowing about football abi, wait till WWTBAM ask you questions about theoretical physics or exoplanets or NASA and I would laugh at you too.

You don't know it all.
Trash.

Even Elon musk dey watch ball
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Aug 28, 2022
dhtml6:
I don’t watch football, I am a software developer, writing codes is in my blood. That time you go take watch match, I go use am write code wey go give me money. Oya come and beat me.
Trash.

Even Elon Musk dey watch ball, Zuckerberg and co...

No dey lie here grin
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2022
kingsolomonjnr01:
I don't just dislike it, I hate it with passion and I'm proud of it....
I love my peace of mind.
Who football epp.
I can't starve or have sleepless night because my team didn't win, what rubbish.!!.
Even Elon Musk dey watch ball
Sports › Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On Aug 28, 2022
AstraDroid:
I do not watch soccer or any sport, I did watch Israel Adesanya's UFC fights in the Octagon, few times last year.

I really do not think 24hrs is enough for my daily researches and considering only 8 hours of daylight, I often deprive myself some night hours to complete daily readings and designs. Any availability of time that is considered free like in the toilet is spent on tablet, during bath time. I go into deep thoughts on simulation of designs and contemplating on things I ought to know which I am ignorant of.

I do not manage friendships and do not need friendships.

Watching football is mental masturbation, it doesn't end up in any conception.

I like to focus on signal over noise.
Even Elon Musk dey watch ball...

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