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Fashion › Re: Why You Should Stop Wearing Makeup To Sleep, According To Experts by Jokerman(m): 5:33pm On Aug 18, 2022
Wearing make up on its own is a sin against God.... nit talking of wearing it to bed.

Remember make up was taught to mankind by the fallen angels to create and satisfy lust, that's why they had to copulation with daughters of Men and give birth to useless demigods (Achilles, Heracles ,Nimrod, Gilgamesh and co)

Make up is not of God... we are wonderfully and carefully made
Politics › Re: Rev Gbejoro: Shettima Re-Built Churches Destroyed By Enemies Of Christianity by Jokerman(m): 1:59pm On Aug 18, 2022
pinkgoodies:
God does not know Religion. So shutup, stop involving him in politics to score a silly point. I'm a Christian, i will vote for competence. I will Vote M/M ticket.
Yiu are not a Christian oga... stop typing trash here.... even if you are to vote for competence, owa je Tinubu?
Phones › Re: Is 5G Network Now Available In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Aug 18, 2022
How can Antichrist network be available in Nigeria.. grin
Family › Re: Should A Single Lady Be Friends With A Married Man? by Jokerman(m): 1:43pm On Aug 18, 2022
No... No... No.
Politics › Re: FFK On Muslim-Muslim Ticket: I’ve Prayed About It, Nigeria Can’t Be Islamised by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On Aug 18, 2022
Lol... this one don collect usual egunje grin.. Awon eyan Keyamo grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Hackers Attack Russian Cyberspace by Jokerman(m): 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2022
China again grin

The dragon don dey deceive them again.... grin
Sports › Re: Victor Ikpeba: Man United Players Are ‘lazy’ And Lack Character’ by Jokerman(m): 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Man Utd problem is none other dan RONALDO!huh

He is too Greedy and Selfish and does NOT give other Man u players room to shine!

Can't he see how Messi has giving out Penalties to Neymar and Mbappe@PSGhuh

Where is Kingcalls to counter dis truthful comment?
Dat guy fit Blow him Papa 4 eye because of Ronaldo!
So why is Messi ganging up against Mbappe with Neymar?

Before Pessi went to PSG, there was peace
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Aug 16, 2022
Whobedatte:
Nope ! No be Messi be the head of operations for PSG ! Na mbappe
So na Ronaldo be head for Man utd... no be Magwaya?
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Aug 16, 2022
Whobedatte:
Mbappe say make board sell Neymar and Neymar got to know afterwards. If na you ,you no go fight person wey wan comot food for your mouth ? grin
Since Pessi enter the team, na him gbege start
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:04pm On Aug 16, 2022
Whobedatte:
Overrated piece of shit, glory hunter who believes attention should revolve around him only , that's why no serious club is ready to go for him after hawking him like gala every where .
He should learn from the undisputed G.O.A.T
This goat below...
If Ronaldo was the one who came to PSG and suddenly Mbappe and Ney who were literally pals begin to fight themselves, the media and football fanatics would blame Ronaldo for it.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Aug 16, 2022
Octobertwentysix:
There's no Benzima to feed him balls so that he can score, this is premier league, every one is fighting to make a name for themselves.
Oh, thats why una wan kill Mbappe, as e no feed Pessi
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Aug 16, 2022
paulolee:
united still want keep d old scammer
Tell your people to leave Mbappe alone....

If Ronaldo was the one who came to PSG and suddenly Mbappe and Ney who were literally pals begin to fight themselves, the media and football fanatics would blame Ronaldo for it.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Aug 16, 2022
ThierryJay:
Na Bumbappe buy him own market o. CR na learner where that guy dey in terms of arrogance. The guy has successfully united Madrid and Barca fans with one voice against him.
Lol...

cheesy
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is The Only Major Christian Presidential Candidate For A Reason by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On Aug 16, 2022
NuclearWinter:
Has it now come to this?

Peter Obi is not a Christian candidate but an Igbo candidate.

Do not let anyone deceive you about this charlatan being all encompassing


His political views just yesterday confirmed what I wrote about his and that of the general Igbo ambition in Nigeria's political space.

I have always maintained that igbos are totally against an unbundling of the wasteful and cumbersome centrist arrangement which puts the Federal govt above States. Why would they when they are the architects of it.

Obi just reinforced my instincts when in an interview he granted just yesterday stated that he has no problem with the highly flawed 1999 constitution albiet that of the current centrist arrangement.

This is not new as igbos have never for once voiced out against our current highly unfair system by not joining voices with other nationals in the south for a return to true fiscal autonomy for states. Or have you heard one Igbo politician voice out in agreement for the need to restructure Nigeria? Never!

Only the peoples of the SW and the cheated and marginalized SS whose resources are used to feed this nation are behind the call for restructuring .

So how in God's name does Peter Obi hope to reform Nigeria when he is very OK with the very arrangement that has impeded her progress? .

According to Obi, Nigeria lacks leadership and he is that unproven leader to lead us to greatness without for once presenting solutions to how he intends to go about it under the very bad faulty foundation the nation rests on in the form of the 1999 constitution.

Peter Obi is a charlatan and represents the call for an Igbo presidency only.

He does not represent the majority southern views and aspirations as we can see with his endorsement of the 1999 Constitution and thus does not represent the clamour for the presidency to return to a true south.

His ambitions do not also represent that of Christians in Nigeria but rather he is seeking to exploit this in a very shameful manner as part of his political ambitions.

So what or whom does Peter Obi represent?

He represents first and foremost a continuation of the disastrous 1999 Constitution enabled arrangement which in turn is beneficial and of extreme importance to the sustainability of his SE region.

Do not be fooled by this charlatan and Igbo champion.
All you this Tinubu boys.... na wa grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Branded 'Selfish And Damaging' By Man Utd Team-mates (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:32pm On Aug 16, 2022
Lmao.... people wey no let Mbappe rest dey attack CR7... lol... grin
Sports › Re: Christian Mother Spotted Accessing A Bet At A Sport Betting Shop (Photo, Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Aug 16, 2022
Spicycat:
It's obvious that she is, have you ever seen a Muslim woman playing bet before or dancing to buga music ?
But we know those in hijab taking codeine, acting pornography and getting married to 80 years old men because of money
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Protestors In South Korea Demand Withdrawal Of US Army by Jokerman(m): 3:30pm On Aug 16, 2022
Lol...
China underground agents
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Aug 16, 2022
Goddson:
It’s ok, I’m not hurt… whenever I visit yankee to see my wife and kids, I use that opportunity to go scout for cars based on peoples demands.
Why are your kids not in Russia or China?? Are there no opportunities there? grin

Black man deceiving himself
Politics › Re: Why Is “vote Wisely” A Threat? by Jokerman(op): 6:53am On Aug 16, 2022
Bobloco:
Only Agbadorites and Jagabandits become threatened by the statement "Vote wisely"
Meaning their Oga is not a wise vote... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 1:04am On Aug 16, 2022
Goddson:
Yeah so? Their choice. I’m in South Africa. What’s funny?
Why not work them to Russia or China?
Politics › Re: Why Is “vote Wisely” A Threat? by Jokerman(op): 1:03am On Aug 16, 2022
How does it affect people, when we say "vote wisely"...

Are your candidates not wise votes?
Politics › Why Is “vote Wisely” A Threat? by Jokerman(op): 9:30pm On Aug 15, 2022
I need to understand Why??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Aug 15, 2022
ThierryJay:
On a counter attack, when Vitinha passed to Messi rather than him, he then stopped running and started walking away almost like going off the field in frustration.

He collected PSG's first penalty from Neymar and missed it. When Messi won the second penalty for them, he then went to Neymar again and asked to take it. Neymar refused and scored and celebrated wildly.

Several times he tried to dribble too many players when passing to a better placed teammate was a much better option. Distorted the existing chemistry between Neymar and Messi.

He gave Messi a slight body shave at the shoulder while walking back from a missed opportunity. Messi gave him a "what was that for bloke" look

And finally, after the match Neymar liked a fan's post criticising Mbappe's selfish behaviour.

Overall not a good picture for a team trying to make a mark in the UCL.
So Mbappe na the new Higuain now? grin

PSG belongs to Mbappe...
Foreign Affairs › Re: WHO: ‘Sex Is Not Limited To Male Or Female’ by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Aug 15, 2022
butterfly777:
This is one of the issues christians should speak and act against. We are not expected to be onlookers while unbelievers turn the world upside down.
Christians are afraid of persecution, that they will still pass through...
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 5:56am On Aug 15, 2022
Goddson:
All you wrote is jargons… I need not to waste my time.
Lol... jargon, because you have nothing to refute what he said.... grin

Stop wasting your time, USA will continue to be number 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:39pm On Aug 14, 2022
Starzo:
you'd be lucky if man u were anything like Barcelona

Barcelona even at it's lowest can never play as badly as man u and lose 4 nil to a team of retired bricklayers like Brentford.

if this present man u faces a team like Bayern it Will end with man u conceding nothing lesser than 12 goals. Even present Barca go trash man u reach 7

Never put man u and Barca in same sentence again
Lol... at least Man utd no broke ..... angry
Sports › Re: Man United Considering Cracking Down On Cristiano Ronaldo Over His Attitude by Jokerman(m): 9:36pm On Aug 14, 2022
ThierryJay:
J.man but why does Clubs Reject 7 like being useless and destroyed by grade B teams in the likes of Brighton, Brentford, Burnley, Watford et al, chopping 4-0s regularly for breakfast? grin

Your finished asun's house is on fire, you con dey check whether Nepa light dey for the GOAT's mansion. Misplaced priorities. Messi no dey chop this kind of embarassing disgrace. Wasiu just dey collect first class wotowoto upandan.
Lol... grin

You people should leave Mbappe alone still.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Dream Of US Attacking China And Triggering World War by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On Aug 14, 2022
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2022
Maxcollins042:
World power wey grow cold feet for Afghanistan. Keep on hyping her.
Are you saying Afghanistan can stand USA in an all our war, not... minding civilians, just conventional?
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2022
DeepSight:
Those toads could not beat the Taliban, and you think they can take on China?
Keep dreaming.
The USA that crushed Taliban in 2 weeks in 2001 or what?
Foreign Affairs › Re: WHO: ‘Sex Is Not Limited To Male Or Female’ by Jokerman(m): 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lol... he took my word literally grin

However, WHO officials are just wasting their time.... Only God's word will prevail

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