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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On May 19, 2022
grin grin

Politics › Re: Is There A Way a Peaceful Disintegration Of Nigeria Is Possible? by Jokerman(m): 11:44pm On May 18, 2022
ObosiLandlord:
Alexbell won't agree, he will keep on arguing in favour of his Fulani masters like a slave he is.

He wants Fulanis to go to war, I ask him how they will get the money to fund the war from, he has no reasonable answer but still wants me to believe they will be able to go to a war.


The North West is struggling in One Nigeria, without One Nigeria, they will survive through handout from the UN and some other countries.

Even the mighty USSR eventually went bankrupt because of the large amount of money they were spending on defense not to talk of a country made up of Sokoto, Katsina, Zamfara Kebbi, Kano, Jigawa and Northern Kaduna. A country that will be the poorest in not just Africa but the world, but Alexbell believes such a country will be able to wage a full blown war without collapsing.

The mumu is already saying Benin will lay claim to some part of Lagos State,if only I know he is a dullard, I won't have wasted my time on him grin
His problem is that he argues emotionally rather than logically, from his write up I reas
Politics › Re: APC Convention: The Reality At Hand by Jokerman(m): 2:03pm On May 18, 2022
I heard APC has zoned presidency to North East??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:10am On May 18, 2022
Lol... grin

From uefalona to europalona grin

Well, Dybala is going to Roma grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:30pm On May 17, 2022
Neimar:
Use that shitty article and climb up the table
You will still drop to Europa league to meet Man utd there as usual
Celebrities › Re: Indian Actress Chethana Raj Dies Aged 21 After Undergoing Fat Removal Surgery by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On May 17, 2022
Inferiority complex mixed with lies of worldliness has finished many women who chase vain things...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On May 17, 2022
andrewbaba44:
As usual ,our resident clown who have become more useless than his club manure

Klopp greater than guardiola in the premier league even with winning 1 epl since he came to Liverpool

As cobwebs full manure trophy room e follow affect your brain
E pain my brother.... grin grin

Klopp- Epl, Fa Cup,Carabao, UCL, Super Cup,World club Cup.

Oya name Pep's trophies in England.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On May 17, 2022
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On May 17, 2022
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On May 17, 2022
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Shut up UEFAlona fans.... grin

Romance › Re: Reactions As Man Takes His Male Bestie On An All-expense Paid Trip To Dubai by Jokerman(m): 1:13pm On May 17, 2022
Homosexuality have no fear anymore.... they are now brazen
Celebrities › Re: Sean Pdiddy Combs Adoring Janet Jackson, Kisses Her Hand by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On May 17, 2022
Two legends
Politics › Re: Akin Adesina Rejects ₦100 Million APC Presidential Nomination Forms by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On May 17, 2022
No serious and good hearted person will accept such a treacherous form
Sports › Re: Mbappe Wins Ligue1 Player Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 10:42am On May 17, 2022
paulolee:
am counting from his first win in 2017....If e wins again...its his 4 wins in d last 5 seasons.....u dig.?
I don't dig anything.

It's 3 in 6 for now. If he wins this, it's will become 4 in 6
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Staying In Manchester United Will Be A Sure Sign He Is Retiring Soon by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On May 17, 2022
Kingcalls:
Zlatan contributed next to nothing in them winning the league( thats if they win it nest weekend)... he is no different from messis impact at psg this season... Ronaldo at his age is his teams best player... infact he has been his teams best and most effective player for the past 17 years .... zlatan has been battling injuries for the past 2 yrs ...he has missed about 70% of Milan games for the past 2 yrs ... he is no longer relevant in Milan... leao is presently Milans best forward this season ... zlatan is more like a fringe player now .... he only comes in like 10mins to go ... Ronaldo will still be hot for another 4 yrs
Bro, you get time answer manipulator Paulolee o grin
Sports › Re: Mbappe Wins Ligue1 Player Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On May 17, 2022
paulolee:
I hear u....u say sallah will win n I go with kdb...lets wait n see who wins...no b matter to argue much..
not comparing EPL with other leagues bcox we all know EPL is a hard league bt am saying u should stop over hyping n talking this "competition" bcox for few seasons, man.city av killed every competition in winning the league....
they just got haaland, meaning dey would win d trophy again n again n again, maybe till pep leaves..
he currently have 13 trophies in 4 seasons n this season EPL win will be 4 EPL titles in 5 seasons....
dts pep running monopoly in England, so reduce d hype abeeg
If he wins this, it will be 4 epl titles in 6 seasons... no dey type trash.

Aston villa fit show am pepper for last match sef grin... e go be 3 in 6 seasons.... grin

Well, he still dey below fergie for epl, although Pep really changed epl...

Pep started Epl in 2016

2016- Nil
2017- win
2018- win
2019- Nil
2020- win
2021- huh?

So where do you see the 4 in 5 season?
Celebrities › Re: Dababy Arrives Lagos, Fans Tell Him To "Hold His Phone Well" (Photos, Video) by Jokerman(m): 4:46am On May 17, 2022
I guess he's a musician or an actor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 16th May 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On May 16, 2022
Why are some history clubs celebrating ucl qualification, whe they will still be eliminated at group stage into Europa?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Moves Nuclear Missiles Towards Finland Border ( Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Jesus must be a cripple..how long will it take him to come..
He ain't coming no where..in case he comes back he sure is gonna get nailed for the second time for brainwashing gullible persons.
Stop typing trash and respect yourself.... don't allow yourself to be used against God.... stop allowing what unrighteousness0 types to make you sin... please
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Moves Nuclear Missiles Towards Finland Border ( Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On May 16, 2022
Uprightness100:
ATTENTION!

The world is closer than ever to a case where nuclear weapon will be used.

Russia can’t accept having Finland being a member of NATO from the same reason it couldn’t tolerate Ukraine being such.

Iran has enough enriched uranium that within one week it can be reached to weapon graded level enough for a bomb.

North Korea has resumed its activity and in light of the wide spread of Covid in its territory is even more paranoid. A nuclear test is a matter of days for Pyongyang.

There is a terrifying CONVERGENCE of all the Endtimes Signs JESUS Christ warned us would happen.

Now, stop and think for a minute about your life. Your priorities. Your decisions.
Stop all the nonsense you may be involved in and focus on your relationship with JESUS CHRIST !

JESUS is Coming Quickly! It will Happen at any Moment!

Also understand that the Breath in you is not in your Power.
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Sports › Re: Mbappe Wins Ligue1 Player Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On May 16, 2022
If na laliga now, na person wey get 4 goals in 30 games them go give.... grin
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappé Wins Ligue 1 Player Of The Year Award by Jokerman(m): 6:31pm On May 16, 2022
If na laliga now, na person wey get 4 goals in 30 games them go give.... grin
Sports › Re: PSG Star, Kylian Mbappe Wins League’s Best Player Award For The 3rd Time by Jokerman(m): 6:31pm On May 16, 2022
If na laliga now, na person wey get 4 goals in 30 games them go give.... grin
Education › Re: Lagos Completes Elemoro Junior Secondary School Facility (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On May 16, 2022
Faiththatworks:
God bless Governor sanwo olu for building the public school at Elemoro,as the omo onike have sold all the land around that axis,Ajah omonile and stupidity is like 5&6.
Pls Governor sanwo-olu should please try to build another one around Abijo so people around that axis too can have a place to send their kids.
I also think it's time to establish a police post and a general hospital around that axis too.
God bless Lagos State.
Omo onile are a menace... theh keep selling and selling.... cheesy even at stupid prices
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Vs Iniesta (who Is The Better Midfielder?) by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On May 16, 2022
OJEEMAH:
sorry but do you have amnesia?

Cos I can’t seem to remember when I said Iniesta should be on the GOAT list.

Secondly, by saying Maradona happen to be the only player on the GOAT list who isn’t judged by goals was simply to show you the role goal scoring played in the whole GOAT debate.

And that’s the exact reason Penaldo is on the list and Dinho isn’t cos you and I know, Ronaldo is not a better player than Dinho.

I agree GOAT status is not just by scoring goals but what I still don’t get is, why Zidane and Ronaldinho are not sitting comfortably with other greats cos whatever you are using to judge, Dinho & Zizou have as well.
How then can iniesta be greater than Zidane then, I'd he's not on the GOAT list, seeing that Zidane is amongst the GOATS (1-10).

Dinho is a better player than both Pessi and Ronaldo my brother.... cheesy

Goal scoring is the most important part of the football game my brother.... reason why many attackers are termed greater than defenders and midfielder.

Heck, Messi greatest exploits is when he plays as an attacker, na the Pessi at PSG though....

Pele
Maradona

Cr7
Pessi
Zidane
Delima
Dinho
Beckenbauer
Platini
Makdini
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Vs Iniesta (who Is The Better Midfielder?) by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On May 16, 2022
OJEEMAH:
With Iniesta’s abilities and outstanding performances over the years, don’t you think he would have been in the GOAT debate, if his goal scoring stats was average or a little above average?

Maradona is the only player in the GOAT debate who isn’t judged on goals.

Meanwhile, you just shot yourself in the foot using this parameters cos you and I know, Messi is clearly ahead of Ronaldo in 3 out of the 5 parameters you mentioned

Goals……. This is debatable considering the number of games they have both played.
Assists
Free Kick
and Dribbles, Messi leads.

But people like you, somehow think Ronaldo is better……as e reach Iniesta, you begin use same stats you have always considered inconsequential.

Hypocrisy dey smell grin
Iniesta is not even better than Ronaldinho, and you want him to be on the GOAT list.

What the hell, Maradona legacy is bigger than Pessi, Ronaldo or iniesta, only Pele stands better.

GOAT status is not by Goals alone... is what a player has achieved through the course of his career as well
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Vs Iniesta (who Is The Better Midfielder?) by Jokerman(m): 5:46am On May 16, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Who is even talking about GOAT status here?

For fuc sake, my earlier post was not really a comparison but an expression of how good Iniesta is/was.

Downplay it or not, assist remains a crucial part of the game. You lots would never admit it cos Messi is Miles ahead but whenever Ronaldo is compared to other players, it becomes a yardstick.

You and your likes have been try so hard to rubbish stats like goals, dribbles, passes, assists, tackles, saves and many other key stats. As if, Messi and Barcelona paid Opta Joe to track key statistics.
If iniesta is so good, he should be in the Goat list, so stop typing trash.

Goals
Assists
Freekicks
Headers
Dribbles

Ronaldo has the greater percentage over iniesta, the only things we can say iniesta has over cr7 is playmaking and passes, which the percentage though is not much.
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Vs Iniesta (who Is The Better Midfielder?) by Jokerman(m): 5:43am On May 16, 2022
BannedLarge:
Then you’re obviously Deluded. Zidane might had been better than Xavi, but I doubt if he was better than iniesta.
Bring out Iniesta 's accolades, awards and trophies, and let compare with Zidane.

Zidane is in top 10 greatest players of all time, I hope you know that....
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Vs Iniesta (who Is The Better Midfielder?) by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On May 15, 2022
BannedLarge:
Was Zidane even a better player than Iniestahuh Please don’t insult king andreas
Zidane better and greater than both Xavi and Iniesta
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Restricts Women Access To Amusement Park by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On May 15, 2022
Good.... grin

Shebi na una no want America.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 15th May 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On May 15, 2022
Lamasta:
League way we go win on the 22nd of may nahim you dey here dey show yourself
Aston villa 2 Man shitty 0.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 15th May 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On May 15, 2022
WhoDeyHause:
Your dead club is going to play ulokpa conference league and you are happy.
Will city or barca win the ucl??

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