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Politics › Re: Ekiti 2022 Governorship Election Results (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2022
No one cares about Labour Party in governorship polls.

Obi is not much of a political party....
Sports › Re: FIFA Announces Host Cities For 2026 World Cup by Jokerman(m): 6:40am On Jun 17, 2022
Suspect33:
America will cease to exist before 2026, her cup has ran over
Yorubamuslim timesup234.... you are here again... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Yahushua The Messiah Can't Be Michael The Arch Angel. by Jokerman(m): 3:34am On Jun 17, 2022
The Bible explicitly teaches that Jesus is superior to all the angels, including the archangels. Hebrews 1:4–6 says Jesus has: “become as much superior to angels as the name he has obtained is more excellent than theirs. For to what angel did God ever say, “Thou art my Son, today I have begotten thee”? Or again, “I will be to him a father, and he shall be to me a son”? And again, when he brings the first-born into the world, he says, “Let all God’s angels worship him.”

Angels don’t worship other angels; they worship only God.


▪︎ After Jesus’ calmed the storm on the Sea of Galilee, Matthew 14:33 tells us, “Those in the boat worshiped him, saying, ‘Truly you are the Son of God.’” In the Old Testament, only God possessed power over the weather and the sea. Biblical scholar Moran Hooker points out that even though the disciples ask, “Who then is this, that even wind and sea obey him?” (Mark 4:41), to the reader of the Gospel “the answer to their question is obvious. It is God who made the sea, and God alone who controls it (Ps. 89:cool. The authority with which Jesus acts is that of God himself.”
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Yahushua The Messiah Can't Be Michael The Arch Angel. by Jokerman(m): 3:21am On Jun 17, 2022
Janosky:
You are confused by the English you think you know.
Your fellow 3 deities devotees Trinitarians acknowledge JWs are correct.
Hebrew lexicon 259, haahat translated as "the one" or "one of" , actually meaning "First/Senior or leader @ Daniel 10:13, Genesis 4:19 and Genesis 10:25, use Biblehub to check out the Hebrew lexicon.
Jesus is archangel Michael.
1. So Archangel Michael is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords? (REV 19:6)

2. So Archangel Michael is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end?

3. Michael is the highest of the angels - an order of created beings. He is one of the angels, he is not the Creator of the angels as the Bible says that Jesus is.
for by Him all things in heaven and on earth were created, things visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or powers - all things have been created through Him and for Him (Colossians 1:16)

4. Michael is obviously not the Lord. He could not rebuke the Devil on his own, but rather called upon the Lord to rebuke him. But when the archangel Michael contended with the Devil and disputed about the body of Moses, he did not dare to bring a condemnation of slander against him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!" (Jude 1: 9).

However, Jesus has no such problem with the Devil - He personally rebuked him, since He is the Lord. Then Jesus said to him, "Away with you, Satan! For it is written, 'You shall worship the LORD your God, and Him only you shall serve.' " Then the Devil left Him, and behold, angels came and began to minister to Him (Matthew 4:10,11).


6. Jesus christ is the word of God, made flesh. Michael is one of the angel. Paul describes the voice Jesus would use when coming back.... as an archangel... explains that he's coming back with a powerful voice.
Politics › Re: Rapper Eldee The Don Has An Important Question Regarding 2023 Election. Pix by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Jun 16, 2022
I'm a Yeyeriba Muslim and I'm voting Peter Obi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2022
Mourinho was right.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Yahushua The Messiah Can't Be Michael The Arch Angel. by Jokerman(m): 12:40pm On Jun 16, 2022
Only a confused JW will equate Angel Michael to the Lord Jesus Christ
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Jews Are Hell Bent On Destroying Russia, EU And America by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Jun 16, 2022
AntiMahdi:
This generation Is lost.

Your grandkids will curse you for being complacent willing slaves that led to their enslavemt.
Hope they would curse you too when they read all your conspiracy thrash that didn't come to pass
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Jews Are Hell Bent On Destroying Russia, EU And America by Jokerman(m): 8:46am On Jun 16, 2022
BishopMagic and his quarterly conspiracy trash... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: EU Signs Gas Deal With Israel, Egypt In Bid To Ditch Russia ( Pics) by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On Jun 15, 2022
Righteousness2:
This is Prophetic and Historic at the same time.
For the First time , Israel is becoming a Major player and ally to Europe. One they can no longer underestimate and come against at every given opportunity.

Israel is officially becoming the Substitute for Russia in Gas export to Europe.
Russia understands this! Russia does not like this!
Gas and oil is the number 1 source of income to the Russian Federation.

Watch out Folks! The Prophet Ezekiel Prophecied over 2500 yrs ago, in Ezekiel 38 & 39 that in the last days, Israel will be Invaded for its Spoils! For its goodies! For its resources!
Ladies and Gentlemen, behold Bible Prophecies taking shape before us

The Countdown towards the Russia ( Gog Magog) Invasion of Israel officially begins today!!

If you yet to come into a Genuie and solid relationship with JESUS Christ, you are in a mess! You need to buckle up and run to JESUS Christ as we are living in the Last of the Last Moments. The Rapture can Happen anyday, anymoment now!
JESUS Christ is Coming Quickly ! Be Ready ooooo
Lol... clairvoyant grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Jun 14, 2022
See how Pep Moneyola destroyed England team... grin
Politics › Re: Video Of Unknown Gunmen Killed And Arrested By Police (Graphic Picture). by Jokerman(m): 9:16pm On Jun 14, 2022
Loo... sampolo. grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Bids Farewell To Marcelo by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Jun 14, 2022
paulolee:
marcelo gave him alot of assists, followed by di maria, ozil n benzemw all in dt star studded madrid..
they did more for cr7 than he did for Madrid.....ague with ur keypads
grin burn bro...

Romance › Re: KGB Document Showing All Alien Races That Have Visited Our Planet (photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2022
Bullcrap trash....
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Jun 13, 2022
Na all these kind team Pessi dey play for South America.... angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Bad People Burn In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Jun 12, 2022
LilBlaze24o:
From the bolded, do you believe in resurrection? If yes, will those who are burning in hell be resurrected also? I'd like to hear your sincere answer from the bible.
Let me answer it on his behalf.

Yes they in hell, will be resurrected at the 2nd resurrection to give account of their deeds while on earth, and they and hell itself will be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, which is the 2nd death.

Note: Hell (Hades) is not the same as the Lake of Fire
Politics › Re: What's The Fuss About Muslim-muslim Ticket. by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Jun 12, 2022
alanto:
Loser. I noticed you guys have resorted to cursing. Na curse una de curse now as una blackmail and propaganda don fail.
How many people you wan curse?
The curse wey ontop your people no reach you? For the whole Nigeria na only una be like who dem curse.
Can a Christian Christian ticket be supported?

For balance in a religious country like Nigeria. It should be;

Muslim/Christian or Christian/Muslim
Business › Re: How Do I Recover A Debt From My Pastor? by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Jun 12, 2022
Meet him one one one again. If no progress, involve church elders
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches Now Employing Security. Where Is God's Protection? by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Jun 12, 2022
Another Antichrist thread
Sports › Re: Mauricio Pochettino: PSG Reach Agreement To Part Ways With Head Coach by Jokerman(m): 1:31pm On Jun 12, 2022
Why why why why.. grin

Pessi evil minded fans will be happy now huh undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Jun 10, 2022
Broda09:
Please recommend comedy or action series for someone whose favourite series are

The Big Bang Theory
How I Met your mother
Strike back
SEAL Team
SWAT
The Unit
Homeland
Covert Affairs
The Blacklist etc

Have also watched all the NCIS,FBI etc
● person of interest

●Agents of shield
Romance › Re: The Earth Is Hollow And There Are Inner-earth Civilizations by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On Jun 10, 2022
Lol... this guy might believe the multuverse theory grin
Politics › Re: Let's Feel The Current Temprature, OBI Vs Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On Jun 10, 2022
Infact I just submitted my TVc of over 5 years now to collect my PVx today.

After collection, I told the officer, I'm using it vote Obi... she just laughed and said I didn't say so o, but we all know..... grin
Politics › Re: The Return Of Alausa E-rodents To Nairaland by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Jun 10, 2022
AntiMahdi:
Their Osu girlfriend , beremex will soon be fully restored .
grin
Modaft too grin
Politics › Re: The Return Of Alausa E-rodents To Nairaland by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On Jun 10, 2022
I see thet have returned as usual.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: I Died And I Was Punished In Hell, Jesus Sent Me Back by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Jun 10, 2022
[s]
Kobojunkie:
[s]I am afraid Veronica's story is filled with holes that don't match up to the Gospel as given to us. undecided

First, she claimed she died, and recounts seeing herself in Hell. The problem with that is only those who are judged by Jesus Christ are to end up in Hell and according to Jesus Christ, in Matthew 25 vs 31 - 46, that judgement will only take place after He has returned. Veronica may have died but Jesus Christ has yet to return. So she couldn't have have in the same Hell that was spoken of by Jesus Christ. undecided

Second, Jesus Christ made clear in the parable of Lazarus and the rich man that no one would be sent back from the dead to warn the living- [b]Luke 16 vs 19 - 3[/b]1 that no one will be sent back from the dead to warn the living. undecided

I mean think about it. It even the dead do not know whether they are bound for Heaven or for Hell until Jesus Christ returns, what can they really warn the living of? undecided

Last but not least, Veronica claims demons will invade the world. Why? What for? Is there any evil greater than that which lives right in the hearts of men, the devil? lipsrsealed

If you asked Veronica what it means to live right, she is likely to parrot all she has heard from preached from pulpits, the lies of pastors and mogs, further revealing her story is born of delusions and not Truth.. undecided

OP, Please learn the Truth of God so you can better separate yourself from the many lies of men even those told by the blind followers of men. lipsrsealed[/s]
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Trash as usual....
Romance › Re: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Jun 10, 2022
HIV AIDS is the lot of Gays.

Continue
Politics › Re: Christians Must Not Vote Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 6:45am On Jun 10, 2022
omowolewa:
Including Pastor Remi Tinubu?
Lmao... when did Remi Tinubu become a pastor?
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your View On Chosen ( Church) People? by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Jun 09, 2022
Tharmon:
Maybe... But thanks
Salut
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On Jun 09, 2022
Another factos...... grin

Mbappe go soon join the list.... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Jun 09, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Ronaldo is there but no son who finished on a better position grin

You should be ashamed of your trophyless useless goat who will be playing at the Europa league there after dragging manure there .
Bro.... Son no be top 9... na mane wing e dey play... grin

Open your eyes bro.... grin

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