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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Jun 09, 2022
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Jun 09, 2022
I heard Pessi is in uber ligue team of the Year...

37 year old Pessi.... grin

Christianity Etc › Re: And The Enemies Submitted!! Less than 48hrs to the D-Day!! by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Jun 09, 2022
Beautiful.

All our enemies are going to submit
Christianity Etc › Re: RAPTURE Is Imminent! JESUS Christ Is Coming!! by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Jun 09, 2022
OkCornel:
Thank you bro.

Religious zealots read the scriptures with little to no understanding and keep spewing false doctrines up and down. Same challenge Jesus faced with the religious zealots and "Pastors" of his time (The Pharisees and Sadducees)

One simple question to open their minds. Apostle Paul in 1 Corinthians 15 v 52-53 mentioned believers would be resurrected and transformed AT THE LAST TRUMP. The word in itself "Last Trump" is already self explanatory which means, no trumpet is blown after this one.

That last trump is the one blown at the second coming of Jesus in Matthew 24 v 29-31. Jesus said it clearly, the trumpet would be blown "immediately after the tribulation of those days".

I don't know how something so straightforward is difficult for religious zealots to comprehend.
TV movies, have kept them glued to such doctrine as earlier propagated by John Darby

And you are right... The Last trump
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your View On Chosen ( Church) People? by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Jun 09, 2022
Tharmon:
I've been seeing the posters of the event
Yep my brother... its happening this Saturday and Sunday. Infact there have been several evangelistic outreaches in various cities to proclaim about it.

A lot of people say a lot of things, but one encounter changes a lot of things. Happened to me when I started in 2004, yet still standing , and God has been wonderful.

I indulge you to pay a visit.
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your View On Chosen ( Church) People? by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Jun 09, 2022
Chosen is the Mountain ontop of Mountain.

There are great men and women in chosen.

Don't mind the people who say rubbish about the Chosen people.

To taste and see, why not plan to attend this Saturday and Sunday, And the Enemies submitted Crusade

Seeing is believing
Christianity Etc › Re: RAPTURE Is Imminent! JESUS Christ Is Coming!! by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jun 09, 2022
CEOKmotors:
I noticed his post, always want to contradict and appear intelligent without knowing that d wisdom of man is foolishness before God.
May God show us mercy.
The left behind series yiu watched on TV has made you think the rapture will occur before the antichrist abi?

Believers will be on ground when the antichrist will appear on the earth.

The antichrist will deceive the whole world, but Believers will see through it and remain steadfast in God.

Antichrist will introduce the 666 to have people on his side, Christians will refuse, then comes the persecution of Christians, by which many will be killed by the sword, many displaced etc....

The blood of matyred saints will cry unto God, and God will tell them to rest for a season until the others join them. Amidst the persecution, the great tribulation (troubling of the universe) will occur to torment mostly the antichrist and those who collect his mark. Some persons marked by God will not be harmed during the opening of the seals.

After the tribulation, everything begins to grow dark. The Lord Jesus descends with the voice of an arch angel and the last Trump will blow. Those who died in Christ, will rise first and those who are alive will a gather to meet with the Lord. (This is the first resurrection)

The antichrist will gather his people (deceive those who took the mark), that the coming of Jesus is like an Alien invasion, and they will gather at the Armageddon, but the kings of Kings and Lord of Lords, will defeat them all.

BOTTOMLINE

We will all face the Antichrist...be not deceived please
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits FRSC HQ To Renew Driver's Licence (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Jun 09, 2022
Man like Jonathan.... Respect everywhere
Politics › Re: Now That Peter Obi Is Officially A Presidential Candidate: What To Do! by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Jun 09, 2022
Danifalls:
Don't waste your votes
I will waste it on Obi.... Nigeria must change. No more egunje politics
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Keeps US In The Dark On Military Operations – New York Times by Jokerman(m): 9:32am On Jun 09, 2022
Keep lying.... CIA
Family › Re: My 17yrs Old Son Is Getting Out Of Hand by Jokerman(m): 9:10am On Jun 09, 2022
Don't you have a soldier relative yiu can call on their behalf??

Someone did it in my area, and now his son is straight and narrow....
Romance › Re: Nice Location To Chill In Ibadan by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Jun 08, 2022
Boring city
Politics › Re: Jude Ezenwafor Becomes Factional Labour Party Presidential Candidate by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Jun 08, 2022
Politicians fear Peter Obi too much... grin

So they have started their mago mago
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Should Forget About Presidency, You Can Never Win - IPOB by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Jun 08, 2022
Atiku people grin

So PDP is Biafra grin

Peter Obi all the way guy, even if it's wasted vote
Politics › Re: Moment Tinubu Was Declared Winner Of APC Presidential Primary Election (Video) by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Jun 08, 2022
Sorry, can't vote any Muslim again.

Peter Obi it is.
Politics › Re: Two Muslims In APC And PDD, One Christian In LP. What's Your Choice? by Jokerman(m): 2:26pm On Jun 08, 2022
It is o.

I'm going with the Christian.

Buhari a Muslim did 8 years already.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: I Campaigned For Tinubu Because Osinbajo Is Harder To Defeat by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Jun 08, 2022
Lol....who will vote only Muslim president sef, talkless of Muslims Muslim? Lol, Christians will see hell if that happens....

So if Peter Obi has a good Northern Muslim, then he's game.

However though, I'm voting Peter Obi, wasted vote or not
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youth Don't Waste Your Vote On Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2022
Who cares on wasted votes??

I'm voting Peter Obi
Politics › Re: Tinubu Would Beat Atiku Blue Black & Obi Is Dead On Arrival by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2022
We are not voting another muslim
Politics › Re: It Appears Nigerians Are Now On The Obi Train by Jokerman(m): 11:32am On Jun 08, 2022
Peter Obi it is.

Labour partyq
Politics › Re: Seun Osewa Surrenders To Fate After Osinbajo's Humiliating Defeat by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On Jun 08, 2022
Christians aren't voting for a Muslim candidate again.

Peter Obi is the next president...
Romance › Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On Jun 08, 2022
Cut it off... it doesn't matter. No.give yourself HBP
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Positioned LP To Top 3 by Jokerman(m): 10:08am On Jun 08, 2022
As a Christian and a yoruba, I'm voting Peter Obi.

No more moslems for Me.

Also Obi is a believer in STEM, my greatest reason for supporting him.
Politics › Re: Sorting Of Votes Has Begun (APC Presidential Primary) by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Jun 08, 2022
Good. Osibanjo is not winning....

Coast is clear for Peter Obi now...
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Jokerman(m): 1:08am On Jun 08, 2022
mujibson:
Omoh Igbo in the building
Ode. Must every omoluabi support Tinubu?? What's your problem man?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And Atiku Abubakar React To APC Presidential Primary by Jokerman(m): 11:55pm On Jun 07, 2022
midehill:
I pity you people shouting Peter obi.

How many experience does he have? Can he work under pressure.

He is not capable like tinubu. He is even an igbo man, the first thing he will do when he gets to office is to fill his pocket.

Let's vote a man that is already wealthy, capable and has deep knowledge of Nigeria politics.

Let us vote tinubu. He is a man for the Job
Peter Obi is better than Tinubu.

Cab Tinubu work under pressure?

What experience does Tinubu have that Obi doesn't have?

Lol... so Obi is not wealthy?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And Atiku Abubakar React To APC Presidential Primary by Jokerman(m): 11:51pm On Jun 07, 2022
I'm supporting Peter Obi all the way.

Nigeria must change. Must move forward.

We must embrace STEM, and Obi is giving a platform fir this.

Let's forget about egunje some people will give us to buy our souls like Esau... when you sell your soul, you will always regret it.

Vote Peter Obi
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Jokerman(m): 11:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
Please what development did Tinubu bring to Lagos?
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Jokerman(m): 11:41pm On Jun 07, 2022
Emilokoiyawon:
But they did not feel betrayed when PDP (the Ibo party) gave their ticket to Fulani man Atiku?
Pdp is not an igbo party Oga...

Opeyemicollins, so yiu have refuse to stop tribalism grin

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