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Romance › Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On May 01, 2022
The seed of cain was preserved through Ham, one of Noahs children.... he married a great great daughter of Cain
Sports › Re: Why Is Pep Guardolia So Hyped By Football Fans? by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Arsenal wenger Joachim low ahead of ancelotti and pep

Jokes on you as your moniker grin
My brother check....
Sports › Re: Why Is Pep Guardolia So Hyped By Football Fans? by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
The football world rates pep ahead of mourinho

Keep your agenda for your back pocket

You hate Messi no mean say make you hate pep tongue
Lol... or you mean barca fans.... the same fans that say Xavi is better thànZidane.... lol

See coaches list below

Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On May 01, 2022
Nobleking2000:
Yes if the coach spends the amount of time Ferguson spent in the same club.

A coach that have won the league two straight times what could stop him from winning next season's own.
That means EPL was farmers league to Ferguson then?
Sports › Re: Why Is Pep Guardolia So Hyped By Football Fans? by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
We are talking about Madrid here

Is mou greater than pep grin

Beat your chest and say zidane is better than pep because he won 3 ucl on a roll

We all know you hate anything Barca pep or Messi ,but common you don’t need to be deluded everytime
Mou's Porto achievement is bigger than any Pep's achievement.

Also, check any coach ranking, uefa, iffhs, FIFA,... Mou is bigger...
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On May 01, 2022
Nobleking2000:
Yet it took him 26 years to win 13 epl titles whereas pep already 3 in 5 years and is winning his fourth in 6 years in England what Ferguson couldn't do.
Answer the questions and stop typing story.

Can any coach win epl 3ce on a roll, at two different times?
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On May 01, 2022
Nobleking2000:
In how many years?
Can any coach win epl 3ce on a roll, at 2 different times??

Only one coach did it.
Sports › Re: Why Is Pep Guardolia So Hyped By Football Fans? by Jokerman(m): 7:09pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Akuko

Pep still stopped mourinho at the champions league semi finals ,he couldn’t win with all the gidigbo football with pepe adebayo and co cheesy

Small time mourinho would find him self at boavista with his masterclass

Pep is class and highly rated by all and there is nothing your agenda can do about that grin
Didn't Mou stop pep with inter.... if not Mou, Pep would have won ucl back to back 3ce... that's what Zidane did, and that's why Zidane is better than Pep in the ucl
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On May 01, 2022
NaijaDonCast:
You're derailing the tread what has this got to do with PEP
Thats barca fans way, always derailing threads....
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On May 01, 2022
Nobleking2000:
League wey pep have been winning as his birth right. He has won 10 trophies in England in 5 years with 3 epl titles to his name creating records no other manager has ever done even mourinho and Ferguson couldn't do.

He is even winning the 4th title in 6 years whereas klopp can only boast of 1 epl title in seven at Liverpool.
This is trash

Someone won the same EpL 3 times on a row... and they didn't brag like this...
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On May 01, 2022
Vinnie2000:
My brother, I tire for diz Guardolia minions! Even when Ferguson won it 3x consecutively, nobody called it farmers league!
That's how they do....
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On May 01, 2022
Nobleking2000:
Leave stories oga.. if mancini can win the epl ahead of Ferguson then who is in italy that can stop him from winning the serie a.

Same thing you guys said that he cannot win in England now he has turned epl to farrmers league you are now changing the goal post
How is epl farmers league? League wey winner no dey yet?
Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Christianity Doesn't Support Polygamy, Polygamy Is A Sin by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On May 01, 2022
AntiChristian:
If Jesus never mentioned polygamy why mention it in that verse? Divorce was mentioned how did you include what Jesus or the questioner did not include?

And God have David more wives. Wasn't Jesus aware God permitted polygamy for David and others?
Did Jesus mention homosexuality there too? But you know Jesus is against it... the Bible is what you study to understand.

Like I said Jesus is the standard.

Anyone who claims to be a CHRISTIAN(Follower of Jesus), knows Jesus does not support polygamy

As a Christian, you ought to be monogamous and content, that's why you watch and pray before marriage.

However, if you are not a Christian, or born again or some other religion, then you can do what you like...

However, Jesus is the only way to God
Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Christianity Doesn't Support Polygamy, Polygamy Is A Sin by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On May 01, 2022
AntiChristian:
Only a stupid judge gives a ruling for breaking marriage and transcribes it for marriage.

Where was polygamy mentioned?

In Matthew 19:3-9, Jesus was not speaking about polygamy. Rather, He is only answering a question about divorce. Indeed, the entire passage is about divorce, not polygamy.

"Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?”
“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”
“Why then,” they asked, “did Moses command that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?”
Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

Matthew 19:3-9.

Indeed, in Matthew 19:8-9, Jesus simply repeats the Deuteronomy 24:1 "as it had been in the beginning", that God has always been against divorce of what He joined together. In Matthew 19:3, the Pharisees were asking about "every" reason for divorcing, but Jesus returned back with the only one allowed reason (the woman's "fornication / uncleanness"wink, as per Deuteronomy 24:1.

Polygamy is about marriage, whereas divorce is about breaking up marriage. Accordingly, Jesus was not speaking against pro-marriage polygamy in Matthew 19. He was instead addressing marriage-destruction of divorce. It was about divorce, not polygamy.
You can't know more than God.

Jesus used that message to answer divorce, polygamy and homosexuality....open your eyes!

Jesus is the standard. Not David, or Solomon, or Mary
Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Christianity Doesn't Support Polygamy, Polygamy Is A Sin by Jokerman(m): 7:19am On May 01, 2022
AntiChristian:
The context of the question and answer is divorce not polygamy.
Its answers polygamy... see the answer below for divorce....

Matthew 19:7 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
19:8 He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
19:9 And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.


If you study the passage property, you will see Jesus always saying One man, one wife.... One woman, one husband.
Romance › Re: #lekkigirlsexwithdog: So Size Does Not Matter Afterall by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On May 01, 2022
cotmag:
Omo, things are happening ooo... so it's true, after all.
Crazy things are happening... its terrible
Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Christianity Doesn't Support Polygamy, Polygamy Is A Sin by Jokerman(m): 6:55am On May 01, 2022
Kobojunkie:
But neither Jesus Christ, nor God, ever issued any commandment against Polygamy/Polyandry, and we know that God's Law defines for us what Sin is - His is the standard we are meant to model our very lives by. undecided

Even Jesus Christ made it clear that those who love Him, God's New Covenant in the Kingdom of God, are those who live their lives in continuous submission and obedience to His teachings(and commandments) - John 14 vs 15 - 25. And not a single command given by Him decrees polygamy(Polyandry and polygyny) a sin for His followers, so who are you to attempt to sell what is your personal opinion, as if God's Truth?, undecided

Have you no fear of God at all? undecided
Matthew 19:3 The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Jesus tells you here that God's original plan is 1 man, 1 woman... not 1 man and 2 woman.

A man shall cleave to his wife, not wives.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dressing Seductively To Deposit Lust In The Heart Of Others by Jokerman(m): 6:50am On May 01, 2022
Women who dress seductively, already know they are children of the devil
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Most Comforting And Encouraging Thing You've Read On The Bible? by Jokerman(m): 6:49am On May 01, 2022
Psalm 23:1

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
Romance › Re: White Women Sleeping With Dogs by Jokerman(m): 11:35pm On Apr 30, 2022
This world is almost getting worse than sodom and Gomorrah, if not worst already..... what the hell is happening?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) On 30th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Apr 30, 2022
engrchykae:
the year pep Left.
It was Tito Villanova that was in charge
Trash.

Mou won the league under Pep's last season...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) On 30th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:14pm On Apr 30, 2022
engrchykae:
the year pep won the quintiple?
Abeg research well before quoting me
I mean Mou 2011-12
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) On 30th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Apr 30, 2022
engrchykae:
I don't remember pep losing the lead since 2008 when he was in Barca.
If pep is leading the table, go and prepare for next season
Mou Madrid 2011 says Hi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) On 30th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Apr 30, 2022
Tk4all:
We are not chelsea o, benzema and his gang go collect home and away. save this post



WE ARE CITY
Noisemaker.
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Apr 30, 2022
Vinnie2000:
He has won the french league! Even the serie A title he won with AC Milan in 2004 was hard fought and well deserved! CAN GUARDOLIA WIN SERIE A WITH INTER MILAN?
Lol... maybe if he spends 1B euros as usual.... grin
Sports › Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by Jokerman(m): 6:22pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ancellotti
Epl
SerieA
Laliga
Bundesliga

Mourinho:

Epl
Laliga
Serie A
Portuguese league

Thats 4/4 for both, how is Ancellotti 5?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2022
Hala Madrid..... grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Did You Land Your First Job? by Jokerman(m): 4:53pm On Apr 30, 2022
CV submission through Philips consulting in 2011.

1st salary- 85K (Graduate entry)

Field maintenance engineer for telecommunications base station, time wey telecoms still made sense... grin

Now I'm not even in the engineering line, na agent I dey do even with Msc...

I need engineering jobs that pay 400k above... kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2022
So no trophy fir Barcelona this season??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2022
Why hazard or bale not playing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Apr 30, 2022
Lol.... see Pessi fans dey form grin grin innocence grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Apr 30, 2022
DortClowns.... grin

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