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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 23rd April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2022
Why will Ronaldo be on the pitch and Bruno dey play penalty??

Shey na this time and kind of match dem dey build confidence ni?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:46pm On Apr 23, 2022
Elanga just dey misuse all Ronaldo balls, na wa o


He needs to improve his finishing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 23rd April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Apr 23, 2022
Which kind defence Man UTD get sef... what the hell??
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Christians Meant To Be Rich? by Jokerman(m): 12:19pm On Apr 23, 2022
Who told you Christians aren't supposed to be rich?

What the Bible frowns against is getting rich without going through the right source, which is Jesus christ.
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduawgu Blasts Genevieve Over Her Absence At Rita Dominic’s Wedding by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2022
LOL
Education › Re: Lagos Reopens Chrisland School As Probe Of Dubai Sex Scandal Continues by Jokerman(m): 11:37am On Apr 23, 2022
Truly. This is fair.

Parents should train their children at home and bring them up with family values in areas such as respect, discipline, decency, greeting, peers, etc.

Charity begins at home, not at school or church or market.

Schools should instill discipline. You don't necessarily need to hit to achieve it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:46am On Apr 23, 2022
Most appearance in uefa team of the year as a MID-FILDER.
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How did ronaldo pull this off while also being the greatest goal scorer in football history
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Apr 23, 2022
Most appearance in uefa team of the year as a MID-FILDER.
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5:�� Cristiano Ronaldo
5:�� Xavi
3:��zidane
3:��Kelvin de bruyne
3:��Toni kross
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How did ronaldo pull this off while also being the greatest goal scorer in football history
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Apr 23, 2022
Most appearance in uefa team of the year as a MID-FILDER.
6:�� Iniesta
5:�� Cristiano Ronaldo
5:�� Xavi
3:��zidane
3:��Kelvin de bruyne
3:��Toni kross
3:�� Modric
2:��Toni kross

How did ronaldo pull this off while also being the greatest goal scorer in football history
Foreign Affairs › Re: USA: Austin Whole Foods Unveils Pay-by-palm Service For Grocery Shoppers (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Apr 22, 2022
Righteousness2:
Foolishness abounds in the heart of a child but the rod of Correction will drive it far from him.
Your Folly on daily basis is well known and recognized in this noble platform but in due season, it will be flogged out of u
.
grin angry
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Disturbing Facts Of The Movie The Passion Of The Christ? by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On Apr 22, 2022
Part 2 is on the way.

The resurrection of the Christ
Foreign Affairs › Re: USA: Austin Whole Foods Unveils Pay-by-palm Service For Grocery Shoppers (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Apr 22, 2022
Who unbanned this "Righteousness2" account... I like the Uprightness100 account.... that was used to dissemination facts and truth, and the word

Now we are going back to the theories as usual... grin
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Replies Banky W After He Made The Statement: I Was Disappointed In Him by Jokerman(m): 4:50pm On Apr 22, 2022
LOL grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: We're Tackling Challenges That Undermine Businesses, Investment by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2022
Ode Man.... angry
Celebrities › Re: Banky W: I Was Disappointed Wizkid Didn’t Attend My Wedding by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2022
LOL..... grin
Music/Radio › Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by Jokerman(m): 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2022
Kosorombe featured by Dipp.

Thank God feat Omawunmi

Efimile feat YQ

Awon da featured by God

Jor oh featured by Sosick

Loni ni featured by 9ice

Turn me around featured by KSB

123 featured by DJ Neptune with NaetoC ati MI

Emi noni featured by ruggedy Baba

Nla feat Lala

Mercies of the Lord featured by Oritsefemi
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Apr 22, 2022
Chibudollar:
All the old knives, deleted after 15 mins. Wasn't just interested in it
Lol... I just skipped some parts to know if it would be interesting lol, before I deleted it.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hundreds Of Ethiopian Men Volunteer To Fight For Russia In Ukraine by Jokerman(m): 7:13am On Apr 22, 2022
GlobalWay:
Satan and his Agents using tech to manipulate Humanity into self-Destructiveness.
Of course. This shows you the world is running into the judgment day of the Lord.

Before the flood, the fallen angels notably Azazel taught humanity how to use weapons and make them, and to kill themselves... and cause blood to spill everywhere on earth.

Now just as it was in the days of Noah.... lipsrsealed embarassed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Honduran Ex-leader Extradited To US For Drug Trafficking And Money Laundering. by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On Apr 22, 2022
So you weren't dirty.

Well face the case in a US Court, and free yourself.

Johnny Depp is doing his.
Christianity Etc › Re: Issues To Ponder On The Pretrib Rapture Doctrine by Jokerman(m): 7:05am On Apr 22, 2022
Maestro21:
That is why I told you to also read verse 7 and 8.

Paul says something must happen before the gathering of saints (rapture) and the coming of the lord (2nd advent).

1. An apostasy. (Verse 3)
2. The removal of the restrainer (verse 6-7) (RAPTURE)


3. Man of sin revealed
4. 2nd adventure or coming of the lord.
God is the restrained (the holy spirit), nit the church. You think heaven is a place to enter by luck?? You don't want to die for God and prove you love him?? The antichrist is coming to test all souls on earth... better be prepared and know your God, and do exploits.
Christianity Etc › Re: Issues To Ponder On The Pretrib Rapture Doctrine by Jokerman(m): 6:59am On Apr 22, 2022
Maestro21:
Are you willing to have a meaningful debate devoid of name-calling? If you are, then I'll show you in so many ways where you have missed it. For e.g, your question could have started by asking when is the first trump? Also take note that trump is a sound which is not to be confused with the word trumpet which is the instrument.


Notice in the Matthew 24 which you quoted Jesus says 1. That Angels (plural) will cause his elects from the 4 corners of the earth to come to where Jesus is landing.
2. That all human eyes will see him as he descends to the earth.

Is this not different from.1 Corinthians 15 that you just quoted? In 1 Corinthians 15 Paul says it happened in the twinkling of an eye which means it was so rapid that the human eye won't catch it. Paul pivots on this same teaching in 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 where he says Jesus himself is the one who comes down and uses the voice of an arch angel to initiate the movement of Christians. That verse says nothing about more than one angel.

Don't you think you are confusing both events? Don't you think Matthew 24 is not the same event with 1 Corinthians 15?

I have more things to say but let me start here.
So raising someone from the dead will be a secret stuff?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia retaliates, sanctions Kamala Harris, Mark Zuckerberg, Others by Jokerman(m): 7:43pm On Apr 21, 2022
Why only Americans?
Christianity Etc › Re: Issues To Ponder On The Pretrib Rapture Doctrine by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lol.

Pretrib Proponents have realised their errors
Health › Re: Zambian Fr Kenan Chibawe Commits Suicide After Receiving A Strange Call by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Apr 21, 2022
Powers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2022
Real Sociedad 3 Barcelona 0.

No peace for the wicked.

grin
Sports › Re: Manchester United Appoints Erik Ten Hag As Manager by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Apr 21, 2022
Larrysung:
I wish they had gone for pochetino
Let barca get Pochettino sad
Sports › Re: Drogba, 5 others join Rooney & Vieira as 2022 PL Hall of Fame inductees by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Apr 21, 2022
Amuluonyenaego:
Pls aside all this news didn't you guys notice that our dear pastor Righteousness is nowhere to be found #BRINGBACKRIGHTIOUSNESS
He's very much around... Uprightness100. He now preaches and teaches the true word
Sports › Re: Drogba, 5 others join Rooney & Vieira as 2022 PL Hall of Fame inductees by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2022
Why haven't they nominated Goatnaldo since?? What's happening?
Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Is The Celebration Of Ishtar And Its Pagan In Origin by Jokerman(m): 6:39am On Apr 21, 2022
Isthar was the human called Naamah, sister of tubal cain or Semiramis mother and wife of the antihero Nimrod....

Called Aphrodite in Greek... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Girls,ladies,women And Tiktok Videos by Jokerman(m): 6:35am On Apr 21, 2022
True.

All unrighteousness is sin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pentagon Says Russia Notified U.S. Ahead Of "Routine" ICBM Test-launch by Jokerman(m): 10:47pm On Apr 20, 2022
Of course.. you must report to big brother first.... grin

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