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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Apr 20, 2022
The Batman.

8.5/10

John Nolan's dialogues inspired the new Batmen we have been seeing on screen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 20th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:17pm On Apr 20, 2022
Shey na this chelshit wan beat Liverpool??

And why Man city no wan lose now... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2022
andrewbaba44:
You are a charlet to all epl teams
I flogged Norwich... why couldn't you beat cadiz??

Hope you know you go still lose your outstanding grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Apr 19, 2022
andrewbaba44:
We feast tonight
Cadiz wife... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Rauf is a world class coach ,he had already change the dynamic of this team

He will fight for the epl next season with just few signings

United should retain him
Koeman > 2 Raufu grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 19th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:14pm On Apr 19, 2022
Lol... can't watch this kinda match o cheesy
Sports › Re: Our Generation Was Better Than Messi And Cristiano's"- Ronaldo Delima by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Apr 19, 2022
Yes.

Players then were more technically gifted
Romance › Re: My Ex Who Is Married With Kids Wants To Have Sex With Me by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On Apr 19, 2022
You better run for your life
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Gives Ukrainian Troops At Azovstal steel plant 4pm Today To Surrender by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Apr 19, 2022
anonymous1759:
Professional Military from Russia. Myopic mofos call you weak and bluff just because you’re not shedding much blood than they expected . Death is inevitable in war the Only thing you can do is minimize it.
Isn't it what you called USA in Afghanistan, knowing that US tried to reduce deaths?
Romance › Re: Chrisland: Cowgirl Trends Number 1 As Other parent reveals the truth from Teache by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Apr 19, 2022
Parents should train their children appropriately... and stop with the no flogging .... at least there must be light flogging on their palms, or teenage punishments, as washing the toilets, sweeping the hostels or cutting grasses...

This will make them know they are responsible already...
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Shine Ya Eye Reunion Shooting Starts On Monday by Jokerman(m): 6:22am On Apr 19, 2022
Don't bring this trash to TV
Education › Re: Chrisland Breaks Silence On Sex Scandal, 5 Pupils Misbehaved In Dubai by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On Apr 18, 2022
To manage adults, is not easy, not to talk of young children who want to continuously explore...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2022
When I stated here, that y'all would lose against Cadiz, you thought I was joking?? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Fell The Men Who Came To Arrest Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Apr 18, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Apart from Michael and Gabriel, can you quote any scripture where any other angelic name is mentioned?
Well you need to know that those are demons not angels and Enoch never wrote any book! smiley
If Enoch never wrote any book, why then did St Peter and St Jude, quote him??

Hope you know Lucifer is an angel, same as Abaddon mentioned in Revelations, just that they are fallen angels....
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by Jokerman(op): 10:04pm On Apr 18, 2022
CaptMarvel:
but you mentioned there were female among them, where they just looking or what?
Yes... some of the angels that rebelled with lucifer, were also females according to Enoch
Sports › Re: El Shawarma Don Eqwalise For Us: AS Roma Celebrate Equaliser Against Napoli by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Apr 18, 2022
MangekyoAlt:
Trash from western parasites. This is one of their attempts to woo us into giving them more free oil. The likes of Italy and Britain.
Putin pikin... the supporter of war.... grin
Sports › Re: El Shawarma Don Eqwalise For Us: AS Roma Celebrate Equaliser Against Napoli by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 18, 2022
Zaniolo was just playing trash today, probably because he scored 3 goals against Bodo, thinking he us Pessi.... angry
Christianity Etc › Re: What Fell The Men Who Came To Arrest Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 8:44pm On Apr 18, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Just quote a verse in the Bible where another angel is called Archangel apart from Michael! smiley
Michael is the only arch angel mentioned in the Bible, however, from Enoch and Jewish writings, there are 7, namely; one for each day of the week (Sunday till Saturday)

• Michael (who is like God)
• Gabriel (strength of God)
• Raphael (healing of God)
• Uriel (light of God)
• Raguel (friend of God)
• Saraqael also Sariel (prince of God)
• Remiel (Thunder of God)

Revelations tell us this;
Revelation 8:1 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
8:2 And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Fell The Men Who Came To Arrest Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Apr 18, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Michael is the Archangel {Daniel 12:1} meaning the highest of all angels, that's why only Michael could be spoken of as having his own angels {Revelations 12:7} all the angels are God's children but because Michael is the first of all he leads them until Satan rebelled and some angels joined him in that rebellion so those that joined Satan became his followers!
That's why you can never see any other angel called Archangel in the Bible. So when the Bible say Jesus has his angels {Matthew 25:31} and that he will call with the voice of the Archangel {1Thessalonians 4:16} there's nothing to doubt about him being the same Archangel!

As the first creature God made Archangel Michael and other angels created after him were like Princes in heaven that's why he always refer to God as his father they are like the first family in the heavens just as the President and his family are first in any country! John 17:5

According to the Bible Jesus WAS (not IS) God {John 1:1} and the scriptures said he is the firstborn of all creation {Colossians 1:15} so he was CREATED! Proverbs 8:22

Archangel Michael said "JEHOVAH rebuke you" to Satan but because most of the versions you people use today have replaced God's name with the Title LORD you cannot figure out that Michael (Jesus) was disputing with Satan and saying "our father will judge you by Himself"
1. There are other arch angels my brother

2. So you are equating the Lord Jesus to be an angel? Hebrews 1:5-8, give a clear description. Angels are not worshipped, only God. Jesus Chris is worshipped by the angels, including the archangels.

3. Michael the archangel, though, is only an angel. He is not God. The clear distinction in the power and authority of Michael and Jesus can be seen in comparing Matthew 4:10 where Jesus rebukes Satan, and Jude verse 9, where Michael the archangel “dared not bring a judgment of blasphemy” against Satan and calls on the Lord to rebuke him. Jesus is God incarnate (John 1:1, 14). Michael the archangel is a powerful angel, but still only an angel.

4. Jesus is also God. Angel Michael is not God. Jesus was also called Emmanuel as well.

They are distinct persons. Michael us chief of the angels, while the Lord Jesus is God.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Fell The Men Who Came To Arrest Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 6:24pm On Apr 18, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
My friend, if the WORD is not found WRITTEN in the Bible then it's irrelevant!

What the Bible says is that Jesus WAS God meaning he served that purpose at a point in his lifetime just as Moses WAS God as he also served that purpose at a point in his lifetime, and Apostle Peter (one of the closest confidants of Jesus) confirmed that Jesus is the prophet that came in the manner of Moses {Act 3:22} remember Moses said God will send a prophet like Moses {Deuteronomy 18:18-19} that's exactly what Peter quoted in that verse.
Do you think those talking trash about divinity understood who Jesus is better than Apostle Peter who live, walked and was baptized with God's Holy Spirit in Jesus name? smiley
1. Jesus is not an angel.

Read the book of Hebrews 1, to understand whom Jesus christ is.

2. Angel Michael is one of the chief angels, not the captain and commander which the Lord Jesus Christ is.

Daniel 10: 13.......The prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me twenty-one days, but Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, for I was left there with the kings of Persia.... But I will tell you what is inscribed in the book of truth: there is none who contends by my side against these except Michael, your prince.


3. Jesus is God. This is because he's the son of God. He was not created, Angel were.

So my brother... update yourself and pray for revelation.

Even in Jude, during the disputing of Moses body, Angel Michael told the devil, The Lord rebuke you... you can guess whom that is...
Romance › Re: Please Nairalander What Motivates Homosexuality? by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18, 2022
There's a demon.

Once you join them, you are hooked until the demon destroys your soul and finally sends you to hell.

Reason it, homosexuality is against all natural orders.
Education › Re: Truth Or Dare Sex Video: Chrisland, The Parents Or The Girl - Who Is To Blame? by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Apr 18, 2022
I blame the parents fir not training their child well.

Then I blame the school for not disciplining the children because of fear of parents removing their pupils from their school
Education › Re: Lagos Shuts Down Chrisland School Indefinitely Over Sex Tape Of Minors by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Apr 18, 2022
The school should ensure discipline in their schools, and avoid fear of the unknown, that parents will remove their pupils if theh discipline them.

This is a lie. A school should discipline these pupils, albeit not by flogging, but light punishment and banning of alluring items just like what Covenant does.

Better safe than sorry.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by Jokerman(op): 3:07pm On Apr 18, 2022
CaptMarvel:
so did they have sex with male humans?
What did the male humans became?
According to the Bible... only sons of God had relations with human women...
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by Jokerman(op): 1:29pm On Apr 18, 2022
CaptMarvel:
why are they turned to sirens, weren't they human before copulation?

Moreover that alien picture in Abuja, lolz!
Where did you get that from?
From sources, their punishment from having sexual relations with the angels; some fallen angels were feminine too.
Food › Re: Different Types Of Peppersoup Meals In Nigeria (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Apr 18, 2022
okrikaboi:
You don activate my salivary glands but na indomie salad and bread na get this morning grin
Jesus, guyhuh?
Food › Re: Different Types Of Peppersoup Meals In Nigeria (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On Apr 18, 2022
Ekpeitut:
All I see here is edible Cholesterol grin
So fish and chicken na cholesterol, in addition with peppers and water??
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by Jokerman(op): 11:55am On Apr 18, 2022
Sirens.... grin

Wives of the fallen gods according to Enoch.

Now spiritual in their marine kingdom always thinking of how to make sure humanity joins them in the lake if fire.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The VATICAN Named After A Goddess? by Jokerman(op): 11:53am On Apr 18, 2022
So why didn't the pontiff change the name, and why are they praying through a woman (Queen of heaven) in the form of Mary?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Apr 17, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Wasiu is going trophyless this season grin
World Cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Apr 17, 2022
andrewbaba44:
I don’t know you are this stupid

Barca Dey second after Madrid won this game ,so how come you wan use juju Carry us go 6th from second

Clown grin
After Cadiz, you go still lose your outstanding.... grin

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