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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 120 Career Penalties. by Jokerman(m): 5:29pm On Jun 23, 2020
Some people here talking as if penalty is easy... Let's ask our Copa America failure how it is grin
Properties › Re: Urgent Help:these Iron Benders Are Confusing Me by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On Jun 23, 2020
Get a civil engineer bro.... should charge you more than 50k...

If you are in Lagos, I can connect you to one, with a lot of experience
Properties › Re: Commercial Property For Sale Along Ikorodu Road Ketu by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Jun 23, 2020
Bro, put this property on
propertypro.com or nigerianpropertycentre
Forum Games › Re: It Is Raining Heavily, Can She Get Her Cloth? How Many Ladder Does She Need? by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On Jun 23, 2020
6 ladders
Politics › Re: FG Decides On Interstate Travel Ban, Others Next Week by Jokerman(m): 10:54am On Jun 23, 2020
SmartPolician:
People do it, but long-distance travels at this time is stressful and time-consuming. I will never advise anyone to embark on it at this time.

State taskforces charge between 1-5k per Sienna bus. They don't even care about physical distance. I can write a book about my travel from Enugu to Lagos yesterday because it is horrible and lachrymose.

The annoying part is that the police has increased their settlement to N500. Some of them charge up to #1k. Nobody negotiates with them. I felt pity for our driver when he settled over 10 checkpoints between the 2 edges of Onitsha-Asaba Bridge

It's even heartbreaking that the military has joined. What the soldiers usually do is to use a villager in mofti to collect the #500 at their checkpoints. I thought they said those guys were disciplined

We all know that this country is fvcked, but what I don't understand is why we don't seem to be worried about it.
That's on the leaders of the country
Politics › Re: FG Decides On Interstate Travel Ban, Others Next Week by Jokerman(m): 10:53am On Jun 23, 2020
Bellaqueee:
Yes oooo. I dey find money
Aren't we all?

Don't worry, God will give each one of us more and better connection according to his time. Anen
Politics › Re: FG Decides On Interstate Travel Ban, Others Next Week by Jokerman(m): 10:41am On Jun 23, 2020
Bellaqueee:
They should lift it ooo. Can't wait to go to ikeja
lol... business woman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:23pm On Jun 21, 2020
Clownlona fans.... instead of youse to be concerned about your team, na irrelevance una dey discuss....

o ma ga ke cheesy
Sports › Re: Klopp Has Already Achieved More Than Guardiola In England. Do you agree? by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Jun 21, 2020
Bossman25:
What performance are u talking about?
Is it someone that has been at England much more before Guardiola came in?

Someone has won 8-9 trophies alone in England and the Ignorant bigot is comparing with someone that just won his 1st trophy in England last year.

This year alone klopp will only win 1 trophy, while Guardiola is in the running for 2 trophies e.g F.A Cup and Champions League. 1 already in the Bag,

So tell me how his he more successful than Guardiola in england,

Klopp's record do not compare to even Jose Morinho even despite mourinho not winning champions league with an English team....

Guardiola has tasted 2 premier leagues, Klopp just his first one....Klopp no F.A cup, No Carling Cup, No Community Shield.....and he is successful in England?...Chaii


quote author=thesicilian post=90918436]Based on total number of trophies in the past 5yrs: Guardiola

Past two seasons generally: Klopp

Performance in Europe: Klopp

Performance in England: Guardiola

Considering amount of money at their disposal over the past 5yrs : Klopp has done better

Performance in transfer market: Klopp

Overall career performance: Guardiola
in England...

Mou > Pep
Foreign Affairs › Re: Crowds Gather For Trump Rally Despite Virus Fears by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Jun 21, 2020
Americans know whom they want!!
Who God has chosen, none can I choosegrin
Someone would be peeing in her little pant now seeing Trump's crowd grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Should we take the Matter of Hell Fire Seriously? by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Jun 21, 2020
May the Lord help us to the very end even as we depend on him to overcome the tribulation of Antichrist... Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: What Must I Do To Be Saved And Make Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Then whats the point of forgiveness if you still have to go through punishment
That's how God designed it... if you read Gal 6:7," Be not deceived, God is not locked, whatever a man does, that he shall reap"....

However the forgiveness of God through the Lord Jesus Christ comes when the heart is fully cleansed and one can be free to stand before God and make heaven when his/her earthly journey ends!!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Must I Do To Be Saved And Make Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Jun 21, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
What of those people he has killed what happens to them? What of those children he rendered fatherless what happens to them and what of those christians mudered in cold blood don't you think god should punish him for those atrocities rather than forgive him?
He would be forgiven, but will suffer the consequences of his sins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:07am On Jun 20, 2020
tesppidd:
See another nama.

The allegation by the other nama is that Messi stat pass against small teams.

He has scored 36 in 38 against Sevilla.

And you're telling me it's history.


Did Sevilla start being a big team only this season.?

That is why I always say that people must troll with sense.
Lol... If it was ronaldo, would you remember this records??

Statpadding fan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:05am On Jun 20, 2020
TalabiAudu:
Very soon Barca would end the season trophyless but we are fine since Messy can pad stats against farmers.
Lol.... Stat padding goat grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Jun 20, 2020
tesppidd:
Fact is that if Madrid beats Real Sociedad the league is gone!

Games against Athletico Madrid, Athletic Bilbao and Villarreal to come!!!
Why are you concerned about Madrid bro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Jun 20, 2020
Debroslink:
Abeg forget that dude. He's not in the same league with jokerman, Krasid, usbcable, purpl3
Lol... We are truth Sayers
Sports › Re: Messi Argued With Sevilla Star Carlos & Pushed Him Down In Sevilla 0-0 Barca by Jokerman(m): 11:03am On Jun 20, 2020
Lol.... Madam Eibar dey fight ni..... grin
Sports › Re: Elma Aveiro: 'I Don't Understand How Juve Can Play Like This' by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Useless sister....
You shud have advised ur brother to stop hijacking peoples glory... Penaldo has been known to be a coward, thief, selfish, arrogant, proud and stupid boy.... He should have stepped forward to play the first penalty but cowardly ran behind..

The Mumu sister too wunt stop disgracing herself... All of una go wail tire...
Pignaldo is a failure just like his fans... They are hypocrites and God hates Hypocrites...

Anyway, The Lord anointed son is here, Lionel Messi..

Pic 1: Messi (angel of God ) and Pignaldo (Jacob)

Pic 2: Messi record that can not be broken....


Pic 3: for Pignaldo fans around the world (adult oo, young ones oo, embryo oo... Shame on all of una gringringringringringrin)


We & Us at don't argue with swines Ronaldo fans are swines

Click like for the Lord anointed son, Messi

Click Share for the glory hijacker, Pignaldo


See the Mumu Ronaldo fan attacking me...... Make una dey wail.... Like Ronaldo like sister like fans gringringringrin
I cast out every spirit of trolling in you... oya say Amen grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 19th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Jun 19, 2020
ghettokid1:
@Fergie001 @Fuckingmallam45 @jokerman We will need your prayers tonight
lol... Seville to win Barca
Sports › Re: Juventus Coppa Italia Statistics Compiled By ElasticStone by Jokerman(m): 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2020
Lol... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:24am On Jun 18, 2020
TLona1:
But I thought Ronaldo shows up when it matters the most grin
Only God is perfect.
Moreover Ronaldo has proven himself
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus To Win The Coppa Italia Final by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On Jun 18, 2020
DenreleDave:
Loser... Isn't Ronaldo a born winner, whether sari or not, Ronaldo shud have scored with all the touches he had


Penaldo is a joke.. He was even waiting to take the last pk so as to claim the glory but God disgraced him grin
Bro ... coaches or captains determine who takes penalties, not Ronaldo.... Ronaldo has taken first penalties too....

Ronaldo isn't a young man anymore...
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus On Penalties To Win The Coppa Italia! by Jokerman(m): 8:22am On Jun 18, 2020
Bomboiy:
Consolation golden ball? LMAO when will Ronaldo win his own consolation golden ball since it's that easy to win one,he keeps ripping off Eder,Bernardo Silva and co.
Bro, Ronaldo has been Portugal best player in competitions save for this UNL 2019
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus To Win The Coppa Italia Final by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Jun 18, 2020
andrewbaba44:
Hmmm

Inside sarri and velverde who you prefer ?

Be sincere ooo because I know you are a cr7 fan
Bro, Valverde is better than Sarri oooo.... at least Valverde dey win league titles, wetin Sarri don win?? Sarri coaching level na team like Espanyol, Everton, etc..... Imagine gattuso win trophy for Napoli, wey Sarri coach for like 4 years and win nothing....

Valverde >>> Sarri
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus To Win The Coppa Italia Final by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Jun 18, 2020
paulolee:
lolz...see excuse..but assuming he took the last deciding kick, scores and pulls off his shirt to show us his packs...u wunt be here blaming sarri o...he went for new challenge and dts it for him...just a bad day in office for juve....dts all
Brotherly, why are you still blaming Ronaldo when you know it's coach problem??

Would you allow Sarri to coach Barca... please be truthful??
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus To Win The Coppa Italia Final by Jokerman(m): 7:51am On Jun 18, 2020
I blame Sarri, just like the way some people blamed Valverde for 4 years... grin
Sports › Re: David Luiz: Our Defeat To Manchester City Was My Fault by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Jun 18, 2020
If Ronaldo had been in this arsenal team, they will still find a way to troll him for the team loss...

oga o
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus On Penalties To Win The Coppa Italia! by Jokerman(m): 7:49am On Jun 18, 2020
gurunlocker:
Tell me the other team he has the legendary status?
Brazil New York cosmos
Sports › Re: Napoli Beat Juventus On Penalties To Win The Coppa Italia! by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Jun 18, 2020
gurunlocker:
Nope, we don't.... Messi always takes the blame.

In fact, he is still being beseech to make Griezmann a better player. Is he the only one? grin grin grin
Lol.... I understand, that Ronaldo has to be blamed too, since he also receives praises too when the team wins, however, it's just so unfair... see Twitter trolling... na wa o grin

Lol... I saw the Greizmann's own... Dem still dey blame Messi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Jun 18, 2020
obonujoker:
Same people that lost 4 consecutive national team finals

Sane people that lost Copa dey Rey to Valencia

Same people that haven't won the UCL since 2015

Same people that used to blame Valverde, but don't want us to blame Sarri... Not like they would like Sarri to coach their team

Same people that used to blame Higuain, Greizmann, Rakitic etc, but would never blame inconsistent dybala, Douglas Costa or Juve weak midfield

The world is full of hypocrites though... However I hope Juve wins the league....
Lol.... That's Messi fans for you.... when you see ddippset, eni4real, bomboiy etc, defend Messi, you'd think Messi doesn't lose or makes mistakes... I remember how they were blaming Valverde, now they won't blame Sarri....

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