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Politics › Re: EndSARS: Governor Seyi Makinde Walks Around Ibadan Streets, Addresses Protesters by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Oct 21, 2020
Miracle2020:
Why not? He is walking free because PDP and ipob are sponsoring the protest.
Tinubu businesses are burnt down while nothing happened to Peter Obi business.
Oba of Lagos palace is burnt down while nothing happened to Obi of onitsha palace.
Yoruba open your eyes.
is something wrong with you bro??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Porto :UCL (3 - 1 ) On 21st October 2020 by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Oct 21, 2020
Moneyola again
Phones › Re: Please Help... Infinix S4 Or Xiaomi Redmi 7 by Jokerman(op): 8:09pm On Oct 21, 2020
nairamaniac:
u got the redmi for yourself and Samsung for her?


Pls how do u compare both phones??
I didn't get a redmi again Sir... I got Samsung for her and an Umidigi brand for myself...

Samsung has the edge even over Redmi
Phones › Re: Please Help... Infinix S4 Or Xiaomi Redmi 7 by Jokerman(op): 5:58pm On Oct 21, 2020
nairamaniac:
hi. did u finally get both the Samsung for yourself and wife? hearing the comparison from someone who experienced both is better than depending on gsmarena website.

pls reply. Thanx!
yes I got it for my wife.. Great phone... crisp camera...
Crime › Re: Nduka Anyanwu Of Lord's Chosen Impregnates 2 Underaged Sisters 13 & 17 Years Old by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Aug 05, 2020
This man is not a pastor. I know him.

Although it doesn't mean all the pastors in the church are saints though.... Some pastors that I personally know are wolves in sheep clothing anyway, spoiling the mandate of the GO.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:43pm On Jul 19, 2020
undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:15pm On Jul 16, 2020
Krasid:
Messi can have his pichichi, but if they should give him la liga player of the season...
Messi can never win laliga player of the season .... he has not done something worthy of winning it... It's either Ramos or Benzema... and for the pichichi, he's just 2 goals ahead of benzemiss though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Are LA Liga Champions by Jokerman(m): 10:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
Ramos or Benzema for laliga player of the season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Top Five Highest Goalscorers In Premier League, La Liga & Serie A So Far by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Jul 14, 2020
ghettokid1:
You are a joker!
Hater, see the list... and Ronaldo still has 7 more matched to play... grin

Don't forget he also scores penalties too

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Top Five Highest Goalscorers In Premier League, La Liga & Serie A So Far by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Jul 14, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo will win the SerieA golden boot, and also probably the European golden boot.

Needs 6 goals to meet Lewandowski, grin
Sports › Re: Zlatan: I'm President, Player & Coach & We'd Have Won Serie A If I Came Early by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On Jul 08, 2020
Bomboiy:
Lol at least he wasn't outplayed by a 42yr old Zlatan grin
Lol... they both scored, and Zlatan couldn't play till the end of the match...
Zlatan 6 goals 5 assists
Goat 26 goals 6 assists

Sports › Re: Zlatan: I'm President, Player & Coach & We'd Have Won Serie A If I Came Early by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Jul 08, 2020
Bomboiy:
He is definitely right,at 42 he outplayed a 33yrs old Ronaldo. I have been telling whoever cares to listen that Dybala is the one that carries this Juventus team,minus the 17 penalties that Ronaldo has taken this season Dybala would have more goals than him.


Penaldo fanboys swore that Ronaldo will never bottle a two goal lead,lol we all saw it live yesterday, after scoring a taping as usual,he went ahead to concede 4 goals in eight minutes. Shame on this Portuguese ewu Gambia.


His fans would definitely definitely come here to blame Sarri, like they did to Allegri. Florentino Perez gave fraudnaldo a career, let's not forget that he couldn't win the UCL at Madrid for good 7 yrs until Bale,kroos,And Modric arrived at the bernebua,yet he managed to steal all the credit like he has been robbing Dybala.
Troll. see your oga here grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 8:51pm On Jul 06, 2020
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 8:48pm On Jul 06, 2020
cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:44pm On Jul 06, 2020
My Barcelona brother deceiving hisself here as usual grin
Sports › Re: ‘only A Messi-ronaldo Hybrid Could Match Pele’ – Modern Day Greats Behind Brazil by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Jul 06, 2020
of cos.. Pele is the greatest...
Pele played against men, not the weaklings we have today
Sports › Re: Why And When Did You Start Supporting Your Favorite Football Club? by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Jul 06, 2020
1997-Man utd
2003- Real Madrid
2018- Juventus
Politics › Re: Lagos Gives Updates On Resumption Of Schools, Churches, Mosques & Event Centres by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On Jul 03, 2020
O thou foolish man !!!
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Will Be Suitable For The Next President Of Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Jul 03, 2020
I support Buhari again. grin
Health › Re: Nigerians Aged 20 To 40 Spreading COVID-19 — Dr Chikwe Ihekweazu by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Jul 03, 2020
So the young men that are just starting their lives at that age, should not hustle again because of youse??

Many 50 year olds are even hustling in major markets, and yet nothing happens to them because of the mercy of God

Just say theiving politicians like you are dying from covid-19, due to your mishandling of Nigeria from time immemorial
Sports › Re: No Player Has Scored More Long-distance Goals Than Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Jul 03, 2020
eni4real:
Because they needed a rookie to joined them...

Eder vs France in Euro 2016 final >>>>>Cristiano vs Greece in Euro 2004!!


2004 Rooney in the Euro>>>Cristiano
My last reply to you.

Eder, that has just 1 goal for Portugal in all competitions... lol

Ronaldo made Euro 2004 team of the tournament, how then was Rooney better, when he wasn't even in the team??

Use your head bro
Sports › Re: No Player Has Scored More Long-distance Goals Than Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Jul 03, 2020
eni4real:
Ronaldo Fenomeno, Figo, Raul, Zizou etc will send 19 year old trickster Cristiano to multiple loans...
He is lucky that he started in the School of Ferguson grin

Perez fields Adidas or Nike Ambassadors, Ballon d'ors stars and World cup Stars only!!

Cristiano would not have a survived a Messi-like Career!!! grin

Playing for one club for life is harder...

Play for different clubs and you will look like a better player..

Even Salah stat is looking better than EPL version of Cristiano now!!

Nobody would have compared them if he decided to play in Basel for life grin
Clown.

No one can meet up Ronaldo records at EPL, not even Henry....

Only player to win Premier league best player back to back.

Only player to win all individual awards in the EPL in a season

Only player to win the FIFA best player in the EPL.

until any other player does this, don't compare anyone with Cristiano
Sports › Re: No Player Has Scored More Long-distance Goals Than Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Jul 03, 2020
eni4real:
'Stats don't lie'- A Cristiano quote!
You again, and your one club pony!

I believe Messi will win Laliga player of the season again as usual this year grin, ba??

Always Remember, Ronaldo has done all in three top European leagues, while Messi, just 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:44am On Jul 03, 2020
If they born Laliga well, they should give Messi player of the season as usual again, make fire and thunder no go born Dem down..... grin

No laliga
No UCL
No Copa del Rey

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Jul 03, 2020
Krasid:
Watch how they will stylishly give it to Messi even if we win the league.

Benzema can be annoying sometimes..
Isco, I think it's time to leave.
They can never give it to Messi again... they have cheated other players long enough
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Jul 03, 2020
Hala Madrid
Sports › Re: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On Jul 03, 2020
This is just sad.

However, Ronaldo scored a panenka against Ludogorets in the UCL to score his 72nd UCL goal in 2014.... Always read bro

In a laliga match against Alaves, Ronaldo was about to get a hattrick, but gave his Penalty to Benzema, Madrid won the match 4-0.

Always read and learn Barcelona fans
Politics › Re: Buhari Directs Agencies To Reject Employment Referral Letters From Officials by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On Jul 01, 2020
Lol.... Is this Buhari ok ni?? grin grin
As we speak, backdoor recruitment is still going on in NNPC, CBN, FIRS etc...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (2 - 2) On 30th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Jul 01, 2020
eni4real:
Football Analysis is older than that slang!!
Lol.... grin

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